Post by Steve Awesome on Dec 12, 2007 13:10:39 GMT -6
Scene up and we fade into a prime example of white suburbia. Two story home on a lawn of fresh green grass and a giant oak tree in the front yard. White picket fence to keep the punk kids out and the light brown pit bull puppy in. You wouldn’t think that this house belongs in Detroit. I know you. You were expecting some gun shot holes, a few broken windows, and a circle of black people sitting on the front porch smoking weed and “busting there flows.” But you were wrong, and that’s what you get for stereotyping.
It’s also necessary for you to know that the land this particular house sits upon isn’t actually Detroit. It’s about twenty minutes away from the old capitol of Michigan…where there are no black people……sitting on there porch smoking weed and “busting there flows.” Nope…..it appears to be a quiet little town. That’s because everyone is inside doing there own choice of illegal things. Next door someone is illegally downloading the complete first season of Alf. Down the street, somebody just committed suicide because they watched another Jason Norton promo. They really should put a warning on those things.
Suddenly, a blue Mustang pulls into the drive way of the home we have been focused on and parks just before the garage. The car switches off and the driver side door swings open. The camera cuts in for a closer shot and so far all we get are feet. White and black DC shoes. As the camera pans up more, we see black denim jeans and a white button down t-shirt and the head of the next number one contender to the National Championship. Who is it? Well the aviator shades and the perfect feathered shoulder length hair are two dead giveaways. The clothes, the style, the house, the car. It all represents one man, Steve Awesome. Now with three straight wins under his belt here in the nCw he is as cocky as ever. And when the man starts to become even more arrogant it only spells disaster for his opponents. Steve shuts the car door and points his hand behind his back to activate the car lock.
“Car locked. Thank you Mister Awesome.”
The car says, in a sexy automated voice. Steve grins a big grin as he arrogantly saunters up towards his Michigan home, unlocks the door and walks inside. He shuts his door with an excited slam and tosses his car keys off to the side. He rushes in through the kitchen and passed the living room and up the stairs. Through a hallway and into a room in-between a few other rooms. It was an office and at the helm was the lovely Layla who was currently on the phone.
“What? Are you serious?”
She looks up at Steve who had just entered the room. She covers the receiver and points excitedly towards the phone as she mouths “MTV!”.
“You want to pick up Awesomely Informed for two seasons?”
She quickly grabs a pad and a pen.
“Uh-huh. Eight O’clock time slot. Uh-huh…..you say you want to base the whole channel around the show? Wow. That’s amazing.”
Layla scribbles her notes down on the pad as she listens.
“Wait. How much money will you be paying?”
She listens intently with a giant smile on her face…..but that smile quickly disappears.
“WHAT! Are you kidding me? We get way more than that in nCw! Besides, I don’t think Awesomely Informed is for you guys anyways. I know it’s a reality show but we actually exhibit REALITY! How are you going to fill the time slow now? Gee, I don’t know. Maybe you could actually play some music videos for once?”
Click. Layla shakes her head in frustration.
“That’s the fifth network today. People really want to get behind an undefeated pro-wrestler with tons of un-tapped potential like yourself, Steve.”
Awesome grins as he starts to adjust his sunglasses.
“Are you sure its not because of my loads of sex appeal and style?”
Layla shakes her head.
“No. It can’t be that. VH1 called me too.”
Steve chuckles.
“Wow. I’m only twenty four years old. I’m way too young to be on VH1.”
Layla nods.
“That’s what I said! Fox called.”
She smiles.
“Needless to say, I didn’t answer the phone. You might have done some bad things in your life but I’ll be damned if my man is going to sell his soul to the devil that is the Fox Network.”
Awesome chuckles as he takes a seat on the desk and plants a kiss on the lips of Layla.
“So it looks like Awesomely Informed stays on nCw.”
She nods.
“That’s good. Because I have some big news for you. At Metamorphasis, not only will it be my nCw pay per view debut but I’m wrestling for a shot at the National Championship.”
“Oh wow! Who are you facing?”
Steve shrugs.
“Iuhno”
Layla sighs.
“You would think that you would want to know something like that. You’re lucky I’m around.”
She turns and types something on the computer.
“Pfft. I’m undefeated. Since my debut nobody has been able to come close to beating me. What do I have to worry about?”
“Ah-ha!”
Layla exclaims as she points to something on the computer screen.
“Your facing Jason Norton at the Pay Per View.”
“Who the hell is that?”
Layla begins to read.
“Says here that Jason Norton has been almost as impressive as you lately. People are claiming that this match might steal the show.”
Awesome crosses his arms. A bit let down that his opponent is capturing just as much, if not the same, praise that he himself had been getting.
“Yeah well. He isn’t as good as me in the ring. I can tell you that much right now.”
“Says here that you both are solid in ring competitors. A wide range of styles that will really mesh at the pay per view.”
Awesome’s jaw drops.
“Yeah well…..that chump stain isn’t undefeated. That’s where I got him at.”
Steve smirks.
“Actually he is undefeated.”
Layla says, chiming in.
“WHAT! Let me see that computer screen!”
Steve says as he scrambles back behind the desk, nearly landing on Layla’s lap. He puts his finger up to the screen and begins to follow the words as he reads them silently.
“AW! Son of a bitch! It does say it! He is just as good as me. That means I actually have to TRY at Metamorphasis? Dude….my hair is going to get messed up! What a chump stain this Jason Norton is. I’ve never even seen the guy and he gets compared to me. What the hell is that about? I mean I-”
“Hold on a second.”
Layla says, interrupting Awesome’s rant.
“Says here that Norton only has two wins. And they are from Suspense.”
This latest detail places that arrogant smirk back on The Awesome One’s face.
“That’s why I’ve never seen that twat waffle before. Because he is on the Saturday show. No wonder he is undefeated. It’s easy to beat the losers that lurk on that show. What I don’t get though, is how does that constitute him a match against me? I’ve beat men that this kid could never dream of. Double L. That guy was a legend! Then I beat three other guys who were supposed to be some promising rookies, and then I beat my former mentor The Ace! So I’m a win ahead of him. That makes me better right?”
“Of course it does.”
Layla says, humoring him in his time of need.
“Check out this promo.”
They watch it together.
“*in a mock Norton voice* Choreograph my entrance. Ha Ha Ha Ha. *end of mock Norton voice*
Awsome shakes his head. Sneering at the video stream on the computer.
“Jackass!”
Static
It’s also necessary for you to know that the land this particular house sits upon isn’t actually Detroit. It’s about twenty minutes away from the old capitol of Michigan…where there are no black people……sitting on there porch smoking weed and “busting there flows.” Nope…..it appears to be a quiet little town. That’s because everyone is inside doing there own choice of illegal things. Next door someone is illegally downloading the complete first season of Alf. Down the street, somebody just committed suicide because they watched another Jason Norton promo. They really should put a warning on those things.
WARNING!
Contents WILL be boring.
Watch at your own risk.
Contents WILL be boring.
Watch at your own risk.
Suddenly, a blue Mustang pulls into the drive way of the home we have been focused on and parks just before the garage. The car switches off and the driver side door swings open. The camera cuts in for a closer shot and so far all we get are feet. White and black DC shoes. As the camera pans up more, we see black denim jeans and a white button down t-shirt and the head of the next number one contender to the National Championship. Who is it? Well the aviator shades and the perfect feathered shoulder length hair are two dead giveaways. The clothes, the style, the house, the car. It all represents one man, Steve Awesome. Now with three straight wins under his belt here in the nCw he is as cocky as ever. And when the man starts to become even more arrogant it only spells disaster for his opponents. Steve shuts the car door and points his hand behind his back to activate the car lock.
“Car locked. Thank you Mister Awesome.”
The car says, in a sexy automated voice. Steve grins a big grin as he arrogantly saunters up towards his Michigan home, unlocks the door and walks inside. He shuts his door with an excited slam and tosses his car keys off to the side. He rushes in through the kitchen and passed the living room and up the stairs. Through a hallway and into a room in-between a few other rooms. It was an office and at the helm was the lovely Layla who was currently on the phone.
“What? Are you serious?”
She looks up at Steve who had just entered the room. She covers the receiver and points excitedly towards the phone as she mouths “MTV!”.
“You want to pick up Awesomely Informed for two seasons?”
She quickly grabs a pad and a pen.
“Uh-huh. Eight O’clock time slot. Uh-huh…..you say you want to base the whole channel around the show? Wow. That’s amazing.”
Layla scribbles her notes down on the pad as she listens.
“Wait. How much money will you be paying?”
She listens intently with a giant smile on her face…..but that smile quickly disappears.
“WHAT! Are you kidding me? We get way more than that in nCw! Besides, I don’t think Awesomely Informed is for you guys anyways. I know it’s a reality show but we actually exhibit REALITY! How are you going to fill the time slow now? Gee, I don’t know. Maybe you could actually play some music videos for once?”
Click. Layla shakes her head in frustration.
“That’s the fifth network today. People really want to get behind an undefeated pro-wrestler with tons of un-tapped potential like yourself, Steve.”
Awesome grins as he starts to adjust his sunglasses.
“Are you sure its not because of my loads of sex appeal and style?”
Layla shakes her head.
“No. It can’t be that. VH1 called me too.”
Steve chuckles.
“Wow. I’m only twenty four years old. I’m way too young to be on VH1.”
Layla nods.
“That’s what I said! Fox called.”
She smiles.
“Needless to say, I didn’t answer the phone. You might have done some bad things in your life but I’ll be damned if my man is going to sell his soul to the devil that is the Fox Network.”
Awesome chuckles as he takes a seat on the desk and plants a kiss on the lips of Layla.
“So it looks like Awesomely Informed stays on nCw.”
She nods.
“That’s good. Because I have some big news for you. At Metamorphasis, not only will it be my nCw pay per view debut but I’m wrestling for a shot at the National Championship.”
“Oh wow! Who are you facing?”
Steve shrugs.
“Iuhno”
Layla sighs.
“You would think that you would want to know something like that. You’re lucky I’m around.”
She turns and types something on the computer.
“Pfft. I’m undefeated. Since my debut nobody has been able to come close to beating me. What do I have to worry about?”
“Ah-ha!”
Layla exclaims as she points to something on the computer screen.
“Your facing Jason Norton at the Pay Per View.”
“Who the hell is that?”
Layla begins to read.
“Says here that Jason Norton has been almost as impressive as you lately. People are claiming that this match might steal the show.”
Awesome crosses his arms. A bit let down that his opponent is capturing just as much, if not the same, praise that he himself had been getting.
“Yeah well. He isn’t as good as me in the ring. I can tell you that much right now.”
“Says here that you both are solid in ring competitors. A wide range of styles that will really mesh at the pay per view.”
Awesome’s jaw drops.
“Yeah well…..that chump stain isn’t undefeated. That’s where I got him at.”
Steve smirks.
“Actually he is undefeated.”
Layla says, chiming in.
“WHAT! Let me see that computer screen!”
Steve says as he scrambles back behind the desk, nearly landing on Layla’s lap. He puts his finger up to the screen and begins to follow the words as he reads them silently.
“AW! Son of a bitch! It does say it! He is just as good as me. That means I actually have to TRY at Metamorphasis? Dude….my hair is going to get messed up! What a chump stain this Jason Norton is. I’ve never even seen the guy and he gets compared to me. What the hell is that about? I mean I-”
“Hold on a second.”
Layla says, interrupting Awesome’s rant.
“Says here that Norton only has two wins. And they are from Suspense.”
This latest detail places that arrogant smirk back on The Awesome One’s face.
“That’s why I’ve never seen that twat waffle before. Because he is on the Saturday show. No wonder he is undefeated. It’s easy to beat the losers that lurk on that show. What I don’t get though, is how does that constitute him a match against me? I’ve beat men that this kid could never dream of. Double L. That guy was a legend! Then I beat three other guys who were supposed to be some promising rookies, and then I beat my former mentor The Ace! So I’m a win ahead of him. That makes me better right?”
“Of course it does.”
Layla says, humoring him in his time of need.
“Check out this promo.”
They watch it together.
“*in a mock Norton voice* Choreograph my entrance. Ha Ha Ha Ha. *end of mock Norton voice*
Awsome shakes his head. Sneering at the video stream on the computer.
“Jackass!”
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