Post by liamb on Dec 13, 2007 9:41:48 GMT -6
* the scene opens with BIG L sitting in his house watching vertigo's interview and BIG L is getting more furious by the second eventually BIG L through his drink at the 52 inch plasma screen TV on the wall *
BIG L: that bitch moving just cus’ he knew he was facing me in the up coming ppv what a coward noew i need a new camera man
* kirstie walks into the room and sits down beside BIG L and the she puts molly down beside her and gives molly a rattle to play with while she speaks to BIG L *
kirstie: what's wrong dear please tell me
* BIG L rolls his eyes and then puts on a dodgy smile *
BIG L: well first off i went and wrecked up what i thought to be vertigo’s house and found out it wasn’t and now i have no camera man because i fired my old one
* kirstie gets up out the seat and looks BIG L in the eyes with a worried look on her face *
kirstie: please, please, please tell me they have no clue that its you
* BIG L looks away and mumbles *
BIG L: well I write double trouble on the side of the house
* BIG L laughs to himself *
kirstie: you best be kidding well I see the only way to keep you out of trouble is if I’m with you so from now on call me camerawomen ! so if your going to act like a baby im going to treat you like a baby
* BIG L shoots out his seat *
BIG L: you know what that isn't a bad idea then you could keep an eye on me ad then we can be with molly 24/7 and i could always protect you. so lets get you started and interview me
kirstie: 2sec let me just go and get my camera and sound kit
* kirstie runs up stairs and with in a flash she is back with her camera *
BIG L: you do know you didn’t have to do that i have got my own camera and its got a built in sound kit
kirstie:( out of breath ) why didn’t you tell me that before i went on a run argggg. oh well im hear and i prefer my camera and lets get on with the interview
so what do you think of joe everyman ?
BIG L: well first off he is gay and i hope he is could everyman not because he has bummed everyman but cus’ he can’t beet everyman and i bet him and vertigo enjoy it when they win every other year so this is the year of the big and little tag team not gay and gayer tag team but everyman im not going to touch your house nor you im going to leave you for two reasons one cus your gay and you might try to have me up a wall or something and two you have respect unlike vertigo you know how to shut your mouth when your beet so vertigo when you get beet this Saturday you best close your mouth or some thing of everyman’s might get lost in there
* BIG L and kirstie laugh together *
kirstie: so how long do you think it will take to finish them off and how do you think it will finish ?
* BIG L stars into space and starts to grin *
BIG L: well im going to try and finish it straight away and we will win and you know it everyman and vertigo double trouble are a better team and separately are more dominant then both of use i can just see the ending now me and jakekane landing the destination unknown to vertigo and then the END to joe everyman then me pining vertigo 1...2...3. and joe don’t think im going to take it easy on you cus you gay i will be 110% into the match even though i will only need 20% to beet you two idiots but un till metamorphosis or if i have an interview thats it for me
kirstie: hey one last question. do you have any doubt in your mind
* BIG L looks down and then comes back up with a determined face and shouts *
BIG L: i had doubt’s but now i will win and these are the words of everyman and vertigo after the match “noooo please no BIG L is to good”
* the camera fades out on BIG L and kirstie laughing and then the camera goes jet black *
BIG L: that bitch moving just cus’ he knew he was facing me in the up coming ppv what a coward noew i need a new camera man
* kirstie walks into the room and sits down beside BIG L and the she puts molly down beside her and gives molly a rattle to play with while she speaks to BIG L *
kirstie: what's wrong dear please tell me
* BIG L rolls his eyes and then puts on a dodgy smile *
BIG L: well first off i went and wrecked up what i thought to be vertigo’s house and found out it wasn’t and now i have no camera man because i fired my old one
* kirstie gets up out the seat and looks BIG L in the eyes with a worried look on her face *
kirstie: please, please, please tell me they have no clue that its you
* BIG L looks away and mumbles *
BIG L: well I write double trouble on the side of the house
* BIG L laughs to himself *
kirstie: you best be kidding well I see the only way to keep you out of trouble is if I’m with you so from now on call me camerawomen ! so if your going to act like a baby im going to treat you like a baby
* BIG L shoots out his seat *
BIG L: you know what that isn't a bad idea then you could keep an eye on me ad then we can be with molly 24/7 and i could always protect you. so lets get you started and interview me
kirstie: 2sec let me just go and get my camera and sound kit
* kirstie runs up stairs and with in a flash she is back with her camera *
BIG L: you do know you didn’t have to do that i have got my own camera and its got a built in sound kit
kirstie:( out of breath ) why didn’t you tell me that before i went on a run argggg. oh well im hear and i prefer my camera and lets get on with the interview
so what do you think of joe everyman ?
BIG L: well first off he is gay and i hope he is could everyman not because he has bummed everyman but cus’ he can’t beet everyman and i bet him and vertigo enjoy it when they win every other year so this is the year of the big and little tag team not gay and gayer tag team but everyman im not going to touch your house nor you im going to leave you for two reasons one cus your gay and you might try to have me up a wall or something and two you have respect unlike vertigo you know how to shut your mouth when your beet so vertigo when you get beet this Saturday you best close your mouth or some thing of everyman’s might get lost in there
* BIG L and kirstie laugh together *
kirstie: so how long do you think it will take to finish them off and how do you think it will finish ?
* BIG L stars into space and starts to grin *
BIG L: well im going to try and finish it straight away and we will win and you know it everyman and vertigo double trouble are a better team and separately are more dominant then both of use i can just see the ending now me and jakekane landing the destination unknown to vertigo and then the END to joe everyman then me pining vertigo 1...2...3. and joe don’t think im going to take it easy on you cus you gay i will be 110% into the match even though i will only need 20% to beet you two idiots but un till metamorphosis or if i have an interview thats it for me
kirstie: hey one last question. do you have any doubt in your mind
* BIG L looks down and then comes back up with a determined face and shouts *
BIG L: i had doubt’s but now i will win and these are the words of everyman and vertigo after the match “noooo please no BIG L is to good”
* the camera fades out on BIG L and kirstie laughing and then the camera goes jet black *
