Post by Markus E. Reeves on Mar 1, 2008 23:52:49 GMT -6
*Enter Eric and Ethan Evil*
Eric Evil: Can you believe this s**t?
Ethan Evil: Eric you can't say s**t on live TV.
Eric Evil: Why not?
Ethan Evil: I don't know I just know that you cant.
Eric Evil: Fine but really can you believe this s**te.
Ethan Evil: What kind of s**te are you talking about.
*Eric pulls out a piece of paper with the list of matches on it*
Eric Evil: Well according to this list of matches. We are curtain jerking the online pre show to the pay per view. Do you know how many people actually watch that crap?
Ethan Evil: Like 10 people?
Eric Evil: Close. Its only 5. Only 3 of them are outside of the company.
Ethan Evil: Who inside the company watches it?
Eric Evil: Vertigo...Dirt....Er...Legion, and Tankelad.
Ethan Evil: Well after this week non of those guys will be in the company. Well as it stands right now only one of those guys is in the company now. Mark Evil practically killed Tankelad.
Eric Evil: Oh that is right. Mark hit that huge Death Valley Driver on that fat asses...fat ass.
Ethan Evil: Smooth.
Eric Evil: What?
Ethan Evil: You couldn't have come up with anything more then using fat ass twice.
Eric Evil: I was only pointing out that he was one fat piece of s**t.
Ethan Evil: I told you that you can't say s**t on TV.
Eric Evil: You just said it.
Ethan Evil: s**t your right.
Eric Evil: You just said it again.
Ethan Evil: It's because we keep losing to the Callaways. It must have given me terets.
Eric Evil: Thats bad times.
Ethan Evil: No kidding.
Eric Evil: Ethan do you know anything about our opponents.
Ethan Evil: Other then the fact that they like nuts.
Eric Evil: Yeah.
Ethan Evil: No I got nothing. I asked around and no one knows anything about those two.
Eric Evil: I guess all we can do is go out, destroy there asses, and then we'll get back on TV.
Ethan Evil: And then we can get another shot for the tag team titles and add to the history which is the Evil Brothers.
Eric Evil: I like your thinking. This week it will be The Evil Brothers vs. Two local jobbers that function as a nut loving tag team.
Ethan Evil: This should be a walk in the park.
Eric Evil: Yes it should.
*The two Evil's walk off stage to find there manager Mark Evil*
Eric Evil: Can you believe this s**t?
Ethan Evil: Eric you can't say s**t on live TV.
Eric Evil: Why not?
Ethan Evil: I don't know I just know that you cant.
Eric Evil: Fine but really can you believe this s**te.
Ethan Evil: What kind of s**te are you talking about.
*Eric pulls out a piece of paper with the list of matches on it*
Eric Evil: Well according to this list of matches. We are curtain jerking the online pre show to the pay per view. Do you know how many people actually watch that crap?
Ethan Evil: Like 10 people?
Eric Evil: Close. Its only 5. Only 3 of them are outside of the company.
Ethan Evil: Who inside the company watches it?
Eric Evil: Vertigo...Dirt....Er...Legion, and Tankelad.
Ethan Evil: Well after this week non of those guys will be in the company. Well as it stands right now only one of those guys is in the company now. Mark Evil practically killed Tankelad.
Eric Evil: Oh that is right. Mark hit that huge Death Valley Driver on that fat asses...fat ass.
Ethan Evil: Smooth.
Eric Evil: What?
Ethan Evil: You couldn't have come up with anything more then using fat ass twice.
Eric Evil: I was only pointing out that he was one fat piece of s**t.
Ethan Evil: I told you that you can't say s**t on TV.
Eric Evil: You just said it.
Ethan Evil: s**t your right.
Eric Evil: You just said it again.
Ethan Evil: It's because we keep losing to the Callaways. It must have given me terets.
Eric Evil: Thats bad times.
Ethan Evil: No kidding.
Eric Evil: Ethan do you know anything about our opponents.
Ethan Evil: Other then the fact that they like nuts.
Eric Evil: Yeah.
Ethan Evil: No I got nothing. I asked around and no one knows anything about those two.
Eric Evil: I guess all we can do is go out, destroy there asses, and then we'll get back on TV.
Ethan Evil: And then we can get another shot for the tag team titles and add to the history which is the Evil Brothers.
Eric Evil: I like your thinking. This week it will be The Evil Brothers vs. Two local jobbers that function as a nut loving tag team.
Ethan Evil: This should be a walk in the park.
Eric Evil: Yes it should.
*The two Evil's walk off stage to find there manager Mark Evil*