Post by The Ace on Nov 10, 2007 18:40:35 GMT -6
*The scene opens as the chorus of 'God Save The Queen' by Motorhead plays. with a flapping Union Jack on screen, then The Empire logo fades into the centre of it as a male voiceover speaks...*
Voiceover: The following announcement is intended to illustrate the principles of true honour, class and nobility and is brought to you by The New and Improved Empire...
*The scene switches to The Ace and Spike Kane sat in The Empire locker-room watching Phillip Burns latest promo end...*
Can you believe that? What the hell is Kelly doing with that jackass anyway?
*Spike shrugs*
Burns, you have every right to be sick and tired of NWS being compared to us, I mean it must be annoying to be told how much you suck compared to us, but Phil, I know what's really the matter here, you're pissed that Lance left you high and dry last week, he didn't even attempt to save your piddly ass because he wanted nothinng to do with us...
*Both men grin at this*
Spike: Not that it matters, I shall soon be World Heavyweight Champion...
And then we will want nothing to do with you...
Spike: How's that for perfectly clear to you?
*Both men laugh*
Rag tag group of hitmen?
Spike: Well we do hit...
And we are men...
Spike: Well just...in some cases...
*The Ace raises an eyebrow towards Spike before laughing*
So I guess that's accurate, but is it really slanderous?
Spike: Well you've already been blasphemous so why not be slanderous too?
Good point...but you see whereas NWS care for everybody, we care for nobody but ourselves, I mean sure we have each other's backs but not as a necessity as you guys do, no, more of a back up plan...you know, not really needed since we handle our own affairs, but it doesn't hurt to have one either...
Spike: I find it funny that he calls us power hungry when he has delusions of granduer by saying 'a spot on our roster', like NWS has laid claim to our contracts...
Last I checked we still worked for Leonard, not NWS...still its better to be a spot on the roster, than a blotch on the industry like NWS is
Spike: Dude, you must have scrambled his brains good with that FameAcer...
Either that or he is just stupid...
Spike: Hmmm...tough call...
*Both men laugh*
I must admit though, Phil has a lot of restless nights ahead of him, because I for one don't plan on being humbled down to the very core...I am very happy being a cheap shooting low-life thanks...but if anyone should know about cheap shooting, it has to be No Warning Shots...
Spike: And don't forget animal that doesn't deserve a spot on this earth...
Ah yes...poor Lance...boohoo, we've just been so horrible to him...
*Both men laugh*
You're damn right we're animals, vicious predators and you NWS jackasses are our prey, its a law of Nature, its survival of the British...and at Transgression, we will feast...on your broken, bloody carcusses...because we will break the rules if we have to, we have no problem with social transgressions...
Spike: Nice play on the PPV name, still it is gratifying to know we're taking a toll on them...
As if there were any doubt, Burns should worry less about his lack of manners and more about his lack of bowel control after Transgression...
Spike: Though he was right, you do like to talk yourself...
*The Ace continues, proving Spike's and Burns' point all too well*
You want to do people a favour by public speaking, that's fine, just as long as you realise that just like people can't run away from their problems, you will not be able to run from me this Sunday...and then just like life has no quick fixes, neither will the surgeons when they try and put you back together again...my messages of hate and greed will be well received come Sunday, and if you feel sick now, I can tell you it will be nothing compared to when you're forced to vomit your guts out at Transgression after I leave you physically drained and your head spinning...and then the only sweet silence will be yours...
Spike: He called you a chump...
Maybe he has developed a speech impediment...I think he meant to say Champ...
Spike: But that's me...
*The Ace stares at a grinning Spike as the flapping Union Jack, with the Empire logo in the middle returns, as the chorus of 'God Save the Queen' plays once again...*
Voiceover: The preceeding announcement was brought to you by The New and Improved Empire...
*The image stays on screen, as the chorus begins to fade...*
Voiceover: The following announcement is intended to illustrate the principles of true honour, class and nobility and is brought to you by The New and Improved Empire...
*The scene switches to The Ace and Spike Kane sat in The Empire locker-room watching Phillip Burns latest promo end...*
Can you believe that? What the hell is Kelly doing with that jackass anyway?
*Spike shrugs*
Burns, you have every right to be sick and tired of NWS being compared to us, I mean it must be annoying to be told how much you suck compared to us, but Phil, I know what's really the matter here, you're pissed that Lance left you high and dry last week, he didn't even attempt to save your piddly ass because he wanted nothinng to do with us...
*Both men grin at this*
Spike: Not that it matters, I shall soon be World Heavyweight Champion...
And then we will want nothing to do with you...
Spike: How's that for perfectly clear to you?
*Both men laugh*
Rag tag group of hitmen?
Spike: Well we do hit...
And we are men...
Spike: Well just...in some cases...
*The Ace raises an eyebrow towards Spike before laughing*
So I guess that's accurate, but is it really slanderous?
Spike: Well you've already been blasphemous so why not be slanderous too?
Good point...but you see whereas NWS care for everybody, we care for nobody but ourselves, I mean sure we have each other's backs but not as a necessity as you guys do, no, more of a back up plan...you know, not really needed since we handle our own affairs, but it doesn't hurt to have one either...
Spike: I find it funny that he calls us power hungry when he has delusions of granduer by saying 'a spot on our roster', like NWS has laid claim to our contracts...
Last I checked we still worked for Leonard, not NWS...still its better to be a spot on the roster, than a blotch on the industry like NWS is
Spike: Dude, you must have scrambled his brains good with that FameAcer...
Either that or he is just stupid...
Spike: Hmmm...tough call...
*Both men laugh*
I must admit though, Phil has a lot of restless nights ahead of him, because I for one don't plan on being humbled down to the very core...I am very happy being a cheap shooting low-life thanks...but if anyone should know about cheap shooting, it has to be No Warning Shots...
Spike: And don't forget animal that doesn't deserve a spot on this earth...
Ah yes...poor Lance...boohoo, we've just been so horrible to him...
*Both men laugh*
You're damn right we're animals, vicious predators and you NWS jackasses are our prey, its a law of Nature, its survival of the British...and at Transgression, we will feast...on your broken, bloody carcusses...because we will break the rules if we have to, we have no problem with social transgressions...
Spike: Nice play on the PPV name, still it is gratifying to know we're taking a toll on them...
As if there were any doubt, Burns should worry less about his lack of manners and more about his lack of bowel control after Transgression...
Spike: Though he was right, you do like to talk yourself...
*The Ace continues, proving Spike's and Burns' point all too well*
You want to do people a favour by public speaking, that's fine, just as long as you realise that just like people can't run away from their problems, you will not be able to run from me this Sunday...and then just like life has no quick fixes, neither will the surgeons when they try and put you back together again...my messages of hate and greed will be well received come Sunday, and if you feel sick now, I can tell you it will be nothing compared to when you're forced to vomit your guts out at Transgression after I leave you physically drained and your head spinning...and then the only sweet silence will be yours...
Spike: He called you a chump...
Maybe he has developed a speech impediment...I think he meant to say Champ...
Spike: But that's me...
*The Ace stares at a grinning Spike as the flapping Union Jack, with the Empire logo in the middle returns, as the chorus of 'God Save the Queen' plays once again...*
Voiceover: The preceeding announcement was brought to you by The New and Improved Empire...
*The image stays on screen, as the chorus begins to fade...*
