Post by boppodclown on Nov 8, 2007 16:21:53 GMT -6
[The scene opens into a multi-colored room with multi-colored couches and chairs around the room. The camera pans back as Boppo and Mini-Bop come into the room. They look at the camera and come up close, putting their big red noses into the camera. Suddenly, a voice from behind them interrupts their fun.]
[Chad Lights] - Boppo! Thanks for joining me.
[Boppo] - Super Cold! What's happening man? (hugging Chad)
[Chad Lights] - That's Super Cool, Boppo.
[Boppo] - Yeah, whatever. So what's up?
[Chad Lights] - I am here for our interview about your match at Transgressions this week.
[Boppo] - Oh yeah. Let's do it.
[Chad Lights and Boppo sit down as Mini-Bop moves to a chair in the background, making sure he is still in front of the camera.]
[Chad Lights] - So Boppo, you and Karnage, your fellow member of the AoV had an impressive win last week.
[Boppo] - Of course we did. Did you see the size of that dude. BabaGanush is a massive individual. Tagging with him is fun because he likes to do all the work.
[Chad Lights] - Yes, he is an incredible specimen.
[Boppo] - Specimen? Like a sperm specimen?
[Chad Lights] - Huh? No, like...
[Boppo] - Chad, are you embaressed that I said "sperm"?
[Chad Lights] - What? NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[Boppo] - You sure seem like it. SPERM SPERM SPERM! HA HA HA
[Chad Lights]- Come on, knock it off man.
[Boppo] - OK, sorry Chad.
[Chad Lights] So, this weekened...
[Boppo] SPERM!
[Boppo and Mini-Bop burst into laughter as Chad's face turns red. The both double over with laughter as Chad gets more and more frustrated.]
[Chad Lights] - Ok, ok. Its not funny anymore. Let's finish this up. You have a match this week at Transgression against ...
[Boppo] - Yeah, yeah, Tom Greene, I know. This guy is a newcomer here in the nCw and doesn't know what he has gotten himself into. I am going to tear him limb from limb and...
[Chad Lights] - Boppo......Boppo.....his name is Tom Brooks.
[Boppo] - Tom Brooks? Hell, I don't care if its Tom Jones.
[Mini-Bop puts his finger up in the air like he has an idea and scurries off out of the picture as Boppo continues...]
[Boppo] - You see, Lights. It doesnt matter who the hell it is that gets into the ring with me. I am here to stay and I will be damned if some newcomer is going to come in here and take my spot. I earned my spot and I am going to keep mine and move on up. I will not let anyone use me as a stepstool to success. This guy is in for a beating, Chad, and I hope you let him know before Sunday. I don't want it to be too much of a surprise. Just because I look all funny and inviting doesn't mean anything. It's just a way to get chicks, Chad. Come to think of it, maybe you should try it.....
[Just then, Boppo is interrupted by music blaring in the background. "It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones begins to play and Boppo smiles big. The camera pans back as Mini-Bop comes back into the scene. Both Boppo and Mini-Bop start to do the Carlton as the music plays. Chad Lights throws his notepad up into the air and leaves the room. The scene fades to black as Boppo and MiniBop continue to dance.]
[Chad Lights] - Boppo! Thanks for joining me.
[Boppo] - Super Cold! What's happening man? (hugging Chad)
[Chad Lights] - That's Super Cool, Boppo.
[Boppo] - Yeah, whatever. So what's up?
[Chad Lights] - I am here for our interview about your match at Transgressions this week.
[Boppo] - Oh yeah. Let's do it.
[Chad Lights and Boppo sit down as Mini-Bop moves to a chair in the background, making sure he is still in front of the camera.]
[Chad Lights] - So Boppo, you and Karnage, your fellow member of the AoV had an impressive win last week.
[Boppo] - Of course we did. Did you see the size of that dude. BabaGanush is a massive individual. Tagging with him is fun because he likes to do all the work.
[Chad Lights] - Yes, he is an incredible specimen.
[Boppo] - Specimen? Like a sperm specimen?
[Chad Lights] - Huh? No, like...
[Boppo] - Chad, are you embaressed that I said "sperm"?
[Chad Lights] - What? NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[Boppo] - You sure seem like it. SPERM SPERM SPERM! HA HA HA
[Chad Lights]- Come on, knock it off man.
[Boppo] - OK, sorry Chad.
[Chad Lights] So, this weekened...
[Boppo] SPERM!
[Boppo and Mini-Bop burst into laughter as Chad's face turns red. The both double over with laughter as Chad gets more and more frustrated.]
[Chad Lights] - Ok, ok. Its not funny anymore. Let's finish this up. You have a match this week at Transgression against ...
[Boppo] - Yeah, yeah, Tom Greene, I know. This guy is a newcomer here in the nCw and doesn't know what he has gotten himself into. I am going to tear him limb from limb and...
[Chad Lights] - Boppo......Boppo.....his name is Tom Brooks.
[Boppo] - Tom Brooks? Hell, I don't care if its Tom Jones.
[Mini-Bop puts his finger up in the air like he has an idea and scurries off out of the picture as Boppo continues...]
[Boppo] - You see, Lights. It doesnt matter who the hell it is that gets into the ring with me. I am here to stay and I will be damned if some newcomer is going to come in here and take my spot. I earned my spot and I am going to keep mine and move on up. I will not let anyone use me as a stepstool to success. This guy is in for a beating, Chad, and I hope you let him know before Sunday. I don't want it to be too much of a surprise. Just because I look all funny and inviting doesn't mean anything. It's just a way to get chicks, Chad. Come to think of it, maybe you should try it.....
[Just then, Boppo is interrupted by music blaring in the background. "It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones begins to play and Boppo smiles big. The camera pans back as Mini-Bop comes back into the scene. Both Boppo and Mini-Bop start to do the Carlton as the music plays. Chad Lights throws his notepad up into the air and leaves the room. The scene fades to black as Boppo and MiniBop continue to dance.]