Post by Lance "The Icon" Ryan on Oct 4, 2007 15:19:06 GMT -6
~*~*~Sunday October 7, 2007. Mind Games. A return main event match between Lance Ryan and Davey Ortega. One man, Lance, has been more than vocal about the match. Playing with the mind of Davey Ortega, dropping hints on what may be in the works with Spike Kane, and promising nothing more than a victory for himself, and for No Warning Shots. Last time we saw Lance he was making a stop over in Los Angeles on his way to Mind Games. Lance was having a nostalgic look back at what happened last month when he won the nCw World Title. The other man in the main event however, Davey Ortega, is traditionally coming up short when it comes to public spots, and putting over a main event match. Davey has been mum, and absent from the view of any cameras, and once again is showing the world why he is unfit to lead a company. The lead man must me available at a moment's notice, and relied upon to get the fans interested, both are areas in which Lance Ryan has proved himself. However, all short-comings aside, Lance and Davey will leave it all on the table as they take part in a great match this Sunday, and one man will walk away with the company's top title.~*~*~
~*~*~The scene opens and we see Lance sitting in the comfort of his own living room, in Toronto, Ontario. Lance is sitting in front of a big screen television in a leather recliner chair. On the end-table beside him is the World Title, and a bottle of sprite. Lance is wearing a pair of black dress pants and a red dress shirt, complete with a silver tie. Lance is paying a little attention to the television, and also has his head in a book. He is flipping through pages when Matthew walks into the room. Matt looks at what is on the television, an A&E special on Hyenas, and shakes his head.~*~*~
Matt: I thought that you said you were going to be watching educational videos to help you with your title match against Davey Ortega? What is this?
Lance: I know that this seems a little out there, but that is exactly what this is. You see, I have been doing a lot of thinking over the past week, thinking about how is best to tackle this match with Davey, and how I can get into his mindset. You see, I looked at this from every possible angle, and came to some conclusions. Davey Ortega, what do we know about him?
Matt: He doesn't know how to dress, he is lazy, and he takes shortcuts.
Lance: Close. We know that he likes to hide out between appearences, we know that he is controlled by a woman, and we know that he is incapable of doing any work on his own. These three traits in of themselves, make him far from being human, or homo sapien, and in fact make him closer to being inhuman, or Crocuta crocuta. Now, I know that you have not had your head in this book as I have, so I will narrow things down for you. I am saying that Davey Ortega seems to operate in many of the same ways in which a spotted hyena does, and instead of go into this thinking that I am crazy, look at the evidence.
As I stated, Davey manages to lay low in between appearances, he hides out in places where cameras, friends and foes cannot find him. We also know that he obeys everything that he is told to do by Kelly Fox, the wicked bitch from the boss, and we also know that he tends to travel in packs, refusing most times to even gets is hands dirty. Hold on, I want to show you something.
~*~*~Lance grabs the remote for the video that he is watching and rewinds it back to a part where we see that a hyena has just made a kill, and is about to start eating.~*~*~
Lance: Now, for all intents and purposes, we both know that I am the lion of the nCw jungle. I am the man that holds all of the power, the man that most mortal men are afraid of, and the beast that no hyena is a match for. Take a look at what happens when the hyena gets a whiff of the lion here.
~*~*~Both men watch as a lion approaches out of the long grass. The hyena looks up from his impending meal, and makes eye contact with the lion.~*~*~
Voiceover: As you can see here, a lone hyena is no match for the lion. The hyena may have done the work of taking care of his prey, but the lion incites nothing but fear into this lone hyena, and when he takes on a member of the food chain that is higher up, he is unwilling to take him on. Instead, he givesup the food and heads for higher ground.
Lance: There you have it. If that doesn't scream Davey Ortega, I am not quite sure what does. That scene seemed all to familiar. Davey fought his way through some lesser lights on his way to the finals of the Road to Gold Tournamant, only to climb into the ring with me and smell the king of the jungle. Davey stepped into the ring ,but when push came to shove, just like a lone hyena, he tuckes tail and ran. The irony is, what did Davey do Matt?
Matt: Set himself up with Spike Kane and John Anthony, forming The Empire.
Lance: And yet again, do not forget that psychotic bitch, Kelly Fox. The four of them, I must admit that they form a formidable pack. However, there is one problem, when you look at them compared to what I have amassed, the lions are still roaring louder. Let's take a look, I have myself, the World Heavyweight Champion, Jack Manson, the National Champion, Jack Manson, the formiddable Burning, who is just on the shelf for a short while, and of course, the multi-time flag bearer Reckless Jack. There is nothing that the five of us cannot do, and there is no pack of hopeless hyenas that we cannot chase off into the sunset.
Matt: Ok, let's be serious here, or at least focus on a little more than hyenas shall we? Aren't you a little concerned with the calm that is seemingly taking place before the storm? Davey is silent, Spike has not mentioned this title match, hell, even Ms. Fox has been oddly mum on the issue. Don't you at least wonder what he has in store this Sunday? Don't you find it curious that he has not been heard from in over a week?
Lance: Odd? Shockingly no, it seems to be the MO of DO, to disappear, to tuck tail, and then appear out of the brush with his band of mis-fits, to try and stake claim to something that will never be his.
Davey, again, I implore you, before you come to war this Sunday take a look around you, you see there are two more things that you need to realize about hyenas, and about the band of heroes that you associate with, allow me to show you.
~*~*~Lance rises up and sets the DVD to the scene that he wants and the camera focusses in on the tv set. We see two hyenas fighting amongst one another, they are clawing and biting at one another.~*~*~
Lance: You see Davey, I have been warning you for weeks, Spike Kane and I have had many a conversation, and it is no surprise to anyone, as we have stated, we have a great deal of respect for one another, you cannot trust him Davey. Take this as a warning from a fellow competitor, not a threat from an enemy, I don't know what you think you have in store, but just beware that Spike Kane is not the man that ou think he is, and when you go into war...well, I wouldn't feel very safe is John Anthony was the only man that had my back...and we all know that Kelly cannot hold her own. Just be careful big guy, I wouldn't want to see you get hurt...unless it is at my hands.
~*~*~Lance laughs at his comment and is cut off as Cassandra walks into the room. She is decked out in a stunning leather skirt, and a black blouse. Lance gets up and gives her a kiss as she sits on his lap she digs in her purse.~*~*~
Lance: In closing, Davey, I want to remind you of something, this Sunday is going to be a war, to the winner goes he spoils, and I have no plan to lose my world title, especially to the likes of you. This match is about you, the lowly hyena coming to war with the king of the jungle, and trust me, when that bell rings, it will be no laughing matter. Hun, did you bring the video that I requested for study?
Cassandra: You bet I did, in fact I brought both films that will be of utmost importance for preperation for this title match.
~*~*~Cassandra reaches into her bag and pulls out The Lion King, and The Lion King 1 1/2, the two movies that include the hyenas. The scene fades out as we head into Sunday looking forward to the title match.~*~*~
~*~*~The scene opens and we see Lance sitting in the comfort of his own living room, in Toronto, Ontario. Lance is sitting in front of a big screen television in a leather recliner chair. On the end-table beside him is the World Title, and a bottle of sprite. Lance is wearing a pair of black dress pants and a red dress shirt, complete with a silver tie. Lance is paying a little attention to the television, and also has his head in a book. He is flipping through pages when Matthew walks into the room. Matt looks at what is on the television, an A&E special on Hyenas, and shakes his head.~*~*~
Matt: I thought that you said you were going to be watching educational videos to help you with your title match against Davey Ortega? What is this?
Lance: I know that this seems a little out there, but that is exactly what this is. You see, I have been doing a lot of thinking over the past week, thinking about how is best to tackle this match with Davey, and how I can get into his mindset. You see, I looked at this from every possible angle, and came to some conclusions. Davey Ortega, what do we know about him?
Matt: He doesn't know how to dress, he is lazy, and he takes shortcuts.
Lance: Close. We know that he likes to hide out between appearences, we know that he is controlled by a woman, and we know that he is incapable of doing any work on his own. These three traits in of themselves, make him far from being human, or homo sapien, and in fact make him closer to being inhuman, or Crocuta crocuta. Now, I know that you have not had your head in this book as I have, so I will narrow things down for you. I am saying that Davey Ortega seems to operate in many of the same ways in which a spotted hyena does, and instead of go into this thinking that I am crazy, look at the evidence.
As I stated, Davey manages to lay low in between appearances, he hides out in places where cameras, friends and foes cannot find him. We also know that he obeys everything that he is told to do by Kelly Fox, the wicked bitch from the boss, and we also know that he tends to travel in packs, refusing most times to even gets is hands dirty. Hold on, I want to show you something.
~*~*~Lance grabs the remote for the video that he is watching and rewinds it back to a part where we see that a hyena has just made a kill, and is about to start eating.~*~*~
Lance: Now, for all intents and purposes, we both know that I am the lion of the nCw jungle. I am the man that holds all of the power, the man that most mortal men are afraid of, and the beast that no hyena is a match for. Take a look at what happens when the hyena gets a whiff of the lion here.
~*~*~Both men watch as a lion approaches out of the long grass. The hyena looks up from his impending meal, and makes eye contact with the lion.~*~*~
Voiceover: As you can see here, a lone hyena is no match for the lion. The hyena may have done the work of taking care of his prey, but the lion incites nothing but fear into this lone hyena, and when he takes on a member of the food chain that is higher up, he is unwilling to take him on. Instead, he givesup the food and heads for higher ground.
Lance: There you have it. If that doesn't scream Davey Ortega, I am not quite sure what does. That scene seemed all to familiar. Davey fought his way through some lesser lights on his way to the finals of the Road to Gold Tournamant, only to climb into the ring with me and smell the king of the jungle. Davey stepped into the ring ,but when push came to shove, just like a lone hyena, he tuckes tail and ran. The irony is, what did Davey do Matt?
Matt: Set himself up with Spike Kane and John Anthony, forming The Empire.
Lance: And yet again, do not forget that psychotic bitch, Kelly Fox. The four of them, I must admit that they form a formidable pack. However, there is one problem, when you look at them compared to what I have amassed, the lions are still roaring louder. Let's take a look, I have myself, the World Heavyweight Champion, Jack Manson, the National Champion, Jack Manson, the formiddable Burning, who is just on the shelf for a short while, and of course, the multi-time flag bearer Reckless Jack. There is nothing that the five of us cannot do, and there is no pack of hopeless hyenas that we cannot chase off into the sunset.
Matt: Ok, let's be serious here, or at least focus on a little more than hyenas shall we? Aren't you a little concerned with the calm that is seemingly taking place before the storm? Davey is silent, Spike has not mentioned this title match, hell, even Ms. Fox has been oddly mum on the issue. Don't you at least wonder what he has in store this Sunday? Don't you find it curious that he has not been heard from in over a week?
Lance: Odd? Shockingly no, it seems to be the MO of DO, to disappear, to tuck tail, and then appear out of the brush with his band of mis-fits, to try and stake claim to something that will never be his.
Davey, again, I implore you, before you come to war this Sunday take a look around you, you see there are two more things that you need to realize about hyenas, and about the band of heroes that you associate with, allow me to show you.
~*~*~Lance rises up and sets the DVD to the scene that he wants and the camera focusses in on the tv set. We see two hyenas fighting amongst one another, they are clawing and biting at one another.~*~*~
Lance: You see Davey, I have been warning you for weeks, Spike Kane and I have had many a conversation, and it is no surprise to anyone, as we have stated, we have a great deal of respect for one another, you cannot trust him Davey. Take this as a warning from a fellow competitor, not a threat from an enemy, I don't know what you think you have in store, but just beware that Spike Kane is not the man that ou think he is, and when you go into war...well, I wouldn't feel very safe is John Anthony was the only man that had my back...and we all know that Kelly cannot hold her own. Just be careful big guy, I wouldn't want to see you get hurt...unless it is at my hands.
~*~*~Lance laughs at his comment and is cut off as Cassandra walks into the room. She is decked out in a stunning leather skirt, and a black blouse. Lance gets up and gives her a kiss as she sits on his lap she digs in her purse.~*~*~
Lance: In closing, Davey, I want to remind you of something, this Sunday is going to be a war, to the winner goes he spoils, and I have no plan to lose my world title, especially to the likes of you. This match is about you, the lowly hyena coming to war with the king of the jungle, and trust me, when that bell rings, it will be no laughing matter. Hun, did you bring the video that I requested for study?
Cassandra: You bet I did, in fact I brought both films that will be of utmost importance for preperation for this title match.
~*~*~Cassandra reaches into her bag and pulls out The Lion King, and The Lion King 1 1/2, the two movies that include the hyenas. The scene fades out as we head into Sunday looking forward to the title match.~*~*~