Post by Mr.Showtime on May 9, 2008 8:41:53 GMT -6
The scene opens with a Press conference once again for the "The Hollywood heartthrob" Mr. Showtime the reporters are waiting anxiously for Him. An Announcer walks to the podium
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen of the press I'm sorry but Mr.Showtime is running a little late. But as soon as he arrives he'll be glad to answer all your questions.
Hands fly up in the air in hopes of getting my information on Mr.Showtime's whereabouts.
Announcer:I'm sorry folks i can't take any of your quest......
The Announcer's phone rings playing the song "milkshake" by Kelis. He answers his phone quickly to avoid further embarrassment.
Announcer: Hello...Where have you've been you have a press conference going on right now......what do you mean you're busy.....you want me to what?......you can't be serious......ok....
The Announcer puts his phone up to the microphone. and Mr.Showtime's voice comes through the speakers
Mr.Showtime: Ladies and Gentlemen thank you for attending. I would like to get this over with as fast as possible i am very busy right now. I will now start taking questions from you my fans and adoring public.
The announcer points to a male reporter
Reporter 1: Mr.showtime how.....
Mr. Showtime: Aren't' there any pretty ladies there. next question.
The Announcer chooses a female reporter
Reporter 2: Mr. Showtime where....
Mr.Showtime: You sound hot.
Reporter2: Um.. Thank you. Mr.showtime where are you currently?
Mr.Showtime: I'm Currently attending a party at my good friend Rob Zombie's house we're currently screening his new movie a, remake of the classic horror thriller "Manos the Hands of Fate". A movie in which a make a small cameo. So make sure you all see it. Next question please.
The Announcer points at another female reporter she's fat and very unattractive.
Reporter3: Mr. Showtime why...
Mr.showtime: you sound hotter than the last girl good job announcer guy.
The Reporters and Fans laugh while the fat reporter turns red.
Mr.Showtime: What's so funny?
Reporter 3: Why haven't you signed with nCw yet?
Mr.Showtime: Leonard and I are coming to some complications with the terms of the contract. He, for some reason, doesn't believe that I'm worth the ridiculous salary that I'm asking for.
The fans erupt in a chorus of boos.
Mr.Showtime: See the fans want me in nCw, as a whole the people want me in nCw, I'm worth every penny. I guarantee a return in gross profit through gate admission alone with my presence in nCw. But Leonard doesn't think thats good enough.
Reporter 3: What arrangements have you and Leonard made for you to enter nCw?
Mr.Showtime: Who said you get 2 questions. But because i think you sound hot. (crowd laughs again) I'm going to answer you're question. Leonard believes i need to prove myself. So he has put me in a dark match against some guy named Mark Feeble,or something like that, this Sunday on wired. Now i know mark Seagull is honored to face me. Who wouldn't? But he's outclassed I'm an icon a household name. I'm the reason people will watch nCw and when I'm finished with Mark.......Oh who cares what his name is, Leonard will have no choice but to give me my contract terms which will include all the money, title shots and other assorted goodies I deserve. Now I'll cameraman on hand at Wired this Sunday to record my match and then post I'll that bad boy on my website. Because you all deserve to see Mr. Showtime's first match....jut not for free.
Mr.Showtime hangs up the phone
Announcer:Thanks for coming everybody we'll see you this Sunday on Wired.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen of the press I'm sorry but Mr.Showtime is running a little late. But as soon as he arrives he'll be glad to answer all your questions.
Hands fly up in the air in hopes of getting my information on Mr.Showtime's whereabouts.
Announcer:I'm sorry folks i can't take any of your quest......
The Announcer's phone rings playing the song "milkshake" by Kelis. He answers his phone quickly to avoid further embarrassment.
Announcer: Hello...Where have you've been you have a press conference going on right now......what do you mean you're busy.....you want me to what?......you can't be serious......ok....
The Announcer puts his phone up to the microphone. and Mr.Showtime's voice comes through the speakers
Mr.Showtime: Ladies and Gentlemen thank you for attending. I would like to get this over with as fast as possible i am very busy right now. I will now start taking questions from you my fans and adoring public.
The announcer points to a male reporter
Reporter 1: Mr.showtime how.....
Mr. Showtime: Aren't' there any pretty ladies there. next question.
The Announcer chooses a female reporter
Reporter 2: Mr. Showtime where....
Mr.Showtime: You sound hot.
Reporter2: Um.. Thank you. Mr.showtime where are you currently?
Mr.Showtime: I'm Currently attending a party at my good friend Rob Zombie's house we're currently screening his new movie a, remake of the classic horror thriller "Manos the Hands of Fate". A movie in which a make a small cameo. So make sure you all see it. Next question please.
The Announcer points at another female reporter she's fat and very unattractive.
Reporter3: Mr. Showtime why...
Mr.showtime: you sound hotter than the last girl good job announcer guy.
The Reporters and Fans laugh while the fat reporter turns red.
Mr.Showtime: What's so funny?
Reporter 3: Why haven't you signed with nCw yet?
Mr.Showtime: Leonard and I are coming to some complications with the terms of the contract. He, for some reason, doesn't believe that I'm worth the ridiculous salary that I'm asking for.
The fans erupt in a chorus of boos.
Mr.Showtime: See the fans want me in nCw, as a whole the people want me in nCw, I'm worth every penny. I guarantee a return in gross profit through gate admission alone with my presence in nCw. But Leonard doesn't think thats good enough.
Reporter 3: What arrangements have you and Leonard made for you to enter nCw?
Mr.Showtime: Who said you get 2 questions. But because i think you sound hot. (crowd laughs again) I'm going to answer you're question. Leonard believes i need to prove myself. So he has put me in a dark match against some guy named Mark Feeble,or something like that, this Sunday on wired. Now i know mark Seagull is honored to face me. Who wouldn't? But he's outclassed I'm an icon a household name. I'm the reason people will watch nCw and when I'm finished with Mark.......Oh who cares what his name is, Leonard will have no choice but to give me my contract terms which will include all the money, title shots and other assorted goodies I deserve. Now I'll cameraman on hand at Wired this Sunday to record my match and then post I'll that bad boy on my website. Because you all deserve to see Mr. Showtime's first match....jut not for free.
Mr.Showtime hangs up the phone
Announcer:Thanks for coming everybody we'll see you this Sunday on Wired.