Post by Kelly Fox on May 9, 2008 9:19:52 GMT -6
Throughout the history of our world there have been many historic battles, pitting two powerful forces squaring off in a final climatic battle to finally settle things. Waterloo, D-Day, Gettysburg, that battle from 300 where all the good guys die and now this..... two really hot chicks fighting inside a steel mesh cage. Now you tell me what could be better than that?
You are instantly whisked away to a remote location... a mythical land that only a select few have ever had the previledge to visit.... Chicado Illinois. Ok... so maybe it's not that mythical, and maybe it's just not that amazing either, but danggit, it's somewhere and somewhere is better than nowhere right? Moving on.... soon afterwards your eyes are set upon a room with simple white walls, hanging from the walls is a curtain with the nCw logo accross it, in front of that wall is Carly Robins. Carly is wearing a brown wig and for some reason... she has a fake handle bar mustache. She has a microphone in hand and is ready to talk.
Thank you for allowing me to be here today fans, I'm Ralph Casanova, I'm here to get a few thoughts from Carly Robins about her upcoming match at Reborn. So without further a do here is the beautiful, intelligent and well dressed Carly Robins
Carly quickly jumps to the side out of the camera's view to the right, she takes off the wig and mustache and runs around the camera and comes back on to screen from the left hand side.
Thanks for the kind introduction Ralph, I'm really humbled by your niceyness.
Carly exits to the left and runs around putting her gear back on and is now back on the right side of the scene.
So Carly, first things first shall we? How about you give us a few of your thoughts on this upcoming match. How do you feel about Layla and Steve and in general how are you preparing for this?
Carly does her routine and comes back on the left side.
Well like you said.... First things first... I had no idea Steve had a pet when I first approached him. If I would have known he had a German Shepard I would have never came on to him it's as simple as that. However, until his bitch started barking he had no problem with the advances, believe me, there was much more that went on then you got to see. She can hold on these harsh feelings against me if she wants but I was the innocent victim in this , Steve led me along, made me believe he cared about me, then when she came around, he decided to sing a different tone. Suddenly, I was painted as the whore and I was put into the negative light..... are you kidding me?
Carly again does her thing and runs around to the other side.
Yeah, you're totally right, Layla is the only whore around here. It's a crying shame she had to treat you like that Carly, it really is, but what about the match?
You know the drill
As for the match.... it's always been my dream to be a pro wrestler. However an injury prevented that from happening, my dreams were crushed, but for one night I'll be able to live out my dreams Ralphy, for one night I will be taking center stage and I can't wait to cash in on that opportunity.
She thinks sneaking up behind me and putting me out of action with a chair shot is "awesome"? Wait until she gets inside that cage with me, I'll show her something "awesome"........
Carly reaches off screen and pulls out a yo-yo and proceeds to do a variety of yo-you tricks, including the Ferris Wheel and ending with a Rock the Baby. She stops and throws the yo-yo hard to the ground.
Then when I'm done, I'm going to slap her in her ugly face and shut her up for good. I don't care about this match, I doesn't matter if I win or lose, I just want to beat some sense into her and prove that I'm not some ditsy blond dingbat whore.
Carly one more time takes on the persona of Ralph. She's breathing hard from all the running and excitement.
That's awesome Carly, you've completely swayed my opinion, I believe you when you say you will teach her a lesson, and if I was a betting man, I'd pick you to win.
Yeap, again.
Thanks for the interview Ralph, it's been a pleasure.
With this the scene slowly fades away into nothingness, "Ralph" is gone and so is Carly and everything fades to black. Will Carly be able to clear her name at Reborn? You better bet your arse she will, did you see those mad yo-yo skills? She'll win the talent portion of any pageant.... wait? what? This is going to be a real match? Not some fake Connecticut company's version of a woman's match? Oh, well Carly still stands a good chance regardless.
You are instantly whisked away to a remote location... a mythical land that only a select few have ever had the previledge to visit.... Chicado Illinois. Ok... so maybe it's not that mythical, and maybe it's just not that amazing either, but danggit, it's somewhere and somewhere is better than nowhere right? Moving on.... soon afterwards your eyes are set upon a room with simple white walls, hanging from the walls is a curtain with the nCw logo accross it, in front of that wall is Carly Robins. Carly is wearing a brown wig and for some reason... she has a fake handle bar mustache. She has a microphone in hand and is ready to talk.
Thank you for allowing me to be here today fans, I'm Ralph Casanova, I'm here to get a few thoughts from Carly Robins about her upcoming match at Reborn. So without further a do here is the beautiful, intelligent and well dressed Carly Robins
Carly quickly jumps to the side out of the camera's view to the right, she takes off the wig and mustache and runs around the camera and comes back on to screen from the left hand side.
Thanks for the kind introduction Ralph, I'm really humbled by your niceyness.
Carly exits to the left and runs around putting her gear back on and is now back on the right side of the scene.
So Carly, first things first shall we? How about you give us a few of your thoughts on this upcoming match. How do you feel about Layla and Steve and in general how are you preparing for this?
Carly does her routine and comes back on the left side.
Well like you said.... First things first... I had no idea Steve had a pet when I first approached him. If I would have known he had a German Shepard I would have never came on to him it's as simple as that. However, until his bitch started barking he had no problem with the advances, believe me, there was much more that went on then you got to see. She can hold on these harsh feelings against me if she wants but I was the innocent victim in this , Steve led me along, made me believe he cared about me, then when she came around, he decided to sing a different tone. Suddenly, I was painted as the whore and I was put into the negative light..... are you kidding me?
Carly again does her thing and runs around to the other side.
Yeah, you're totally right, Layla is the only whore around here. It's a crying shame she had to treat you like that Carly, it really is, but what about the match?
You know the drill
As for the match.... it's always been my dream to be a pro wrestler. However an injury prevented that from happening, my dreams were crushed, but for one night I'll be able to live out my dreams Ralphy, for one night I will be taking center stage and I can't wait to cash in on that opportunity.
She thinks sneaking up behind me and putting me out of action with a chair shot is "awesome"? Wait until she gets inside that cage with me, I'll show her something "awesome"........
Carly reaches off screen and pulls out a yo-yo and proceeds to do a variety of yo-you tricks, including the Ferris Wheel and ending with a Rock the Baby. She stops and throws the yo-yo hard to the ground.
Then when I'm done, I'm going to slap her in her ugly face and shut her up for good. I don't care about this match, I doesn't matter if I win or lose, I just want to beat some sense into her and prove that I'm not some ditsy blond dingbat whore.
Carly one more time takes on the persona of Ralph. She's breathing hard from all the running and excitement.
That's awesome Carly, you've completely swayed my opinion, I believe you when you say you will teach her a lesson, and if I was a betting man, I'd pick you to win.
Yeap, again.
Thanks for the interview Ralph, it's been a pleasure.
With this the scene slowly fades away into nothingness, "Ralph" is gone and so is Carly and everything fades to black. Will Carly be able to clear her name at Reborn? You better bet your arse she will, did you see those mad yo-yo skills? She'll win the talent portion of any pageant.... wait? what? This is going to be a real match? Not some fake Connecticut company's version of a woman's match? Oh, well Carly still stands a good chance regardless.