Post by Rob Diamond on May 9, 2008 20:30:52 GMT -6
A booming metropolis sits before us. It could be any city really. New York, Chicago, Detroit, L.A. Any city. For no particular reason it shall remain name less. A name less city full of name less victims. A city that needs saving.
Before we even have a chance to finish our thought a scream is heard. A blood curdling scream from somewhere below. We leap off the building, soaring to the ground, almost a ten story drop. We land, hard, but not hard enough to stop us, breaking into a full sprint immediately.
We run through garbage filled allies, heading towards the scream. Then as we turn another corner, right near a main street we see where the scream was coming from.
A mugger has a poor defenseless women pressed up against the wall. His knife is to her throat as his hand reaches for inappropriate areas. He begins to lift this women’s dress as…
Unhand her nave.
The scene shifts to see Rob Diamond standing not twenty feet from the mugger and his victim. Rob stands there wearing nothing but a regular pair of khakis and a black NCW hoodie. The mugger looks on and laughs, as so many have.
“ What you gonna do kid? Use the force?”
Only if you make me.
The mugger, a little shocked by that response, slaps the women across the face. She drops down to her knees. Rob begins to step forward as the man raises the knife.
Drop the knife.
“Or what?”
I will be forced to hurt you.
The mugger doesn’t buy it. The two of them begin to circle each other. The mugger makes the first move and charges at Rob, Rob grabs his right hand, the one with the knife. The mugger uses a dirty tactic and knees Rob right in the privates. Rob almost topples over, but not before landing a stiff shot to the mugger’s throat. The mugger drops the knife and falls to one knee. Rob falls over onto his side. From behind, the victim crushes a brick over the mugger’s head. He slips quickly into unconsciousness.
“He could have killed you.”
Small price to pay for one as beautiful as you.
The women leans in to plant a big fat wet kiss on Rob’s lips when…
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Rob shots awake. He had fallen asleep in his room. He looks around, confused again. Then see’s the camera and realizes what happened. He takes a few moments to gather his thoughts.
It takes courage to be a real hero, like the every day man, or the armed services over seas. I think allot of us have what it takes to be a hero, but I think some of us are just too afraid. So instead of being a hero, doing what is right, even if it is difficult. They chose the easy path, the way of the villain. The dark side. Like Talon and the other members of the Social Enemies. All of them could be great, but all of them have fallen for the cunning of my evil brother in law. Talon’s most recent promo proves that all too well.
Rob moves from his bed to his desk.
I will make this as simple as possible. I will give you a “nerd” comparison of each member of the Social Enemies and the Social Distortion. Angel. I would compare him to Magneto. Really, really cool. Really powerful. But totally evil. He has nothing in mind but the suffering of the human race. Just like Angel, who cares for nothing but his own survival. Joe Everyman. He’s like Star Lord. Super funny, pretty awesome. But in the grand scheme of things he has no special powers or abilities, and is only really involved in any story just to add some humor. Falcon. Falcon is like Adam Warlock. Super emo Douche. Simple as that. Their like mirror images of one another.
Rob sighs.
Which brings me to you again Talon. You are no Gambit. Gambit is lame, and annoying. There are only two types of X-men fans, those who like Gambit, and those who don’t. Those who don’t out number those who do by a great deal. So don’t flatter yourself with a reference to a character that the vast majority of fans loathe. But I would more closely compare you the Shocker. Why? Shocker is a third rate Spider man villain who without his little cuff links has now powers. You are a third rate knock off of Falcon who without your whole little poker routine has no gimmick. I know, it’s “Shockingly” similar.
Rob runs his hand through his hair.
Bringing me to the Social Distortion. Spike Kane would be Galactus. Raw power, unstoppable. Tyler Jacobs is Dr. Doom. The most awesomest villain ever. Xavier Williams would be Jamie Madrox. On the surface you get the idea he’s a dime a dozen. But when he gets down to the action you see how valuable he really is.
Rob stands from his seat.
As for me? Cyclops? Hardly. I told you, Wolverine. I’m super cool, super strong, I heal real quick. And most of all, I have skeleton made entirely of metal with claws that protrude out of my hands. Don’t believe me? Then I guess I’ll get to show you Sunday. Look, all insults aside. Once I get going, when I get on a real role, there is not just putting me down. Like Wolverine I go into berserker, and I don’t stop till the job is done. I’m the best at what I do… Your just a third string knock off.
Fade out.
Before we even have a chance to finish our thought a scream is heard. A blood curdling scream from somewhere below. We leap off the building, soaring to the ground, almost a ten story drop. We land, hard, but not hard enough to stop us, breaking into a full sprint immediately.
We run through garbage filled allies, heading towards the scream. Then as we turn another corner, right near a main street we see where the scream was coming from.
A mugger has a poor defenseless women pressed up against the wall. His knife is to her throat as his hand reaches for inappropriate areas. He begins to lift this women’s dress as…
Unhand her nave.
The scene shifts to see Rob Diamond standing not twenty feet from the mugger and his victim. Rob stands there wearing nothing but a regular pair of khakis and a black NCW hoodie. The mugger looks on and laughs, as so many have.
“ What you gonna do kid? Use the force?”
Only if you make me.
The mugger, a little shocked by that response, slaps the women across the face. She drops down to her knees. Rob begins to step forward as the man raises the knife.
Drop the knife.
“Or what?”
I will be forced to hurt you.
The mugger doesn’t buy it. The two of them begin to circle each other. The mugger makes the first move and charges at Rob, Rob grabs his right hand, the one with the knife. The mugger uses a dirty tactic and knees Rob right in the privates. Rob almost topples over, but not before landing a stiff shot to the mugger’s throat. The mugger drops the knife and falls to one knee. Rob falls over onto his side. From behind, the victim crushes a brick over the mugger’s head. He slips quickly into unconsciousness.
“He could have killed you.”
Small price to pay for one as beautiful as you.
The women leans in to plant a big fat wet kiss on Rob’s lips when…
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Rob shots awake. He had fallen asleep in his room. He looks around, confused again. Then see’s the camera and realizes what happened. He takes a few moments to gather his thoughts.
It takes courage to be a real hero, like the every day man, or the armed services over seas. I think allot of us have what it takes to be a hero, but I think some of us are just too afraid. So instead of being a hero, doing what is right, even if it is difficult. They chose the easy path, the way of the villain. The dark side. Like Talon and the other members of the Social Enemies. All of them could be great, but all of them have fallen for the cunning of my evil brother in law. Talon’s most recent promo proves that all too well.
Rob moves from his bed to his desk.
I will make this as simple as possible. I will give you a “nerd” comparison of each member of the Social Enemies and the Social Distortion. Angel. I would compare him to Magneto. Really, really cool. Really powerful. But totally evil. He has nothing in mind but the suffering of the human race. Just like Angel, who cares for nothing but his own survival. Joe Everyman. He’s like Star Lord. Super funny, pretty awesome. But in the grand scheme of things he has no special powers or abilities, and is only really involved in any story just to add some humor. Falcon. Falcon is like Adam Warlock. Super emo Douche. Simple as that. Their like mirror images of one another.
Rob sighs.
Which brings me to you again Talon. You are no Gambit. Gambit is lame, and annoying. There are only two types of X-men fans, those who like Gambit, and those who don’t. Those who don’t out number those who do by a great deal. So don’t flatter yourself with a reference to a character that the vast majority of fans loathe. But I would more closely compare you the Shocker. Why? Shocker is a third rate Spider man villain who without his little cuff links has now powers. You are a third rate knock off of Falcon who without your whole little poker routine has no gimmick. I know, it’s “Shockingly” similar.
Rob runs his hand through his hair.
Bringing me to the Social Distortion. Spike Kane would be Galactus. Raw power, unstoppable. Tyler Jacobs is Dr. Doom. The most awesomest villain ever. Xavier Williams would be Jamie Madrox. On the surface you get the idea he’s a dime a dozen. But when he gets down to the action you see how valuable he really is.
Rob stands from his seat.
As for me? Cyclops? Hardly. I told you, Wolverine. I’m super cool, super strong, I heal real quick. And most of all, I have skeleton made entirely of metal with claws that protrude out of my hands. Don’t believe me? Then I guess I’ll get to show you Sunday. Look, all insults aside. Once I get going, when I get on a real role, there is not just putting me down. Like Wolverine I go into berserker, and I don’t stop till the job is done. I’m the best at what I do… Your just a third string knock off.
Fade out.