Post by Falcon on May 10, 2008 6:32:01 GMT -6
Prepared; Adjective - properly expectant, organized, or equipped; ready
How can you be prepared for what you never saw coming? You sat in your castle, in all your arrogant glory, believing you had won. You thought that one demise meant it was your time to shine. You were so certain that you're every whim would be handed to you the moment you snapped your well manicured fingers. You well so blinded by your own self glorification that you didn't have room in your corneas to see what was obvious to everyone else. You remained oblivious.
Oblivious; Adjective - unmindful, unconcious, unaware
You were so focused on what you thought was the guarantee, you missed the variable. The fact is the facts were there. The signs were clear. But you didn't listen. You were so convinced by your own greatness that you didn't think you had to. You dismissed everything with a casual wave of your hand. I bet you're regretting that now aren't you? You won't admit it, out loud, but you know it. Once again, your house of glass splintered around you and fell into shards. You finally saw what we had been telling you the whole time. And that is.. the truth.
Truth; Noun - the true or actual state of a matter
What is the truth about nCw? One looking from the outside would see a three sided stable war. Three distinct groups of men, each with their own purpose, knowledge and power. The Social Distortion would tell you that they control everything, because they have a high ranking Staff member in their corner. The Empire would have you believe that they rule because they accomplished meaningless events that by sheer coincidence look far more important than they were. They would claim that their genius leader, Davey Ortega, had planned this all from the beginning. That's all well and good, but what would the Social Enemies tell you? Not what you want to hear, but what you need to hear. The truth. To gain anything, you will at some point have to go through us. Don't scoff now, there will be plenty of time for that false bravado when the cameras are on you. I know the facade helps you sleep at night, but that's all it is.. a facade.
Facade; Noun - a superficial appearance or illusion of something
Do you enjoy your own illusions? Sure, they must amuse the children watching at home. After all, they need someone to hate. But don't mistake hatred for respect. Some people boo you because they just want you to go away. I know you know what I'm talking about. You look out in the crowd and you see them. They're usually decked out in all wrestling gear. They don't boo because they hate the way you act. They boo you because they see you for what you really are. A fraud.
Fraud; Noun - a person who makes deceitful pretenses, sham, poseur
That's what you are. All nine of you. You've been frauds for so long you've forgotten who you actually are. You've lied so much that you believe every word that comes out of your mouths. A sad state yes, but it's the state of you, nonetheless. I'd ask if you could feel the crushing hand of defeat coming towards you right now. But I already know that not only will you deny it's there, but you couldn't see it through your own lies if you tried. I don't like pointing out these things, but they're the truth. And momma taught be to be honest and respectful. So sorry.
(We come back from commercial to the Social Enemies Home Shopping Network. All four of them are standing there, discussing some random thing or another. Angel notices the camera's record light is back on, and elbow's Falcon accordingly, who in turn nudges Talon, who in turn kicks Everyman under the table. All four turn their attention to the audience and put on their brightest smiles.)
Angel: Welcome back to the Social Enemies Home Shopping network. Now we've shown you the new Social Enemies merchandise, which can be purchased not only on this network, but at www.nCwshop.com and all nCw sponsored events. Now, Falcon here is going to display some unique items that are only available here, for a limited time only.
Falcon: That's right Angel. First up we have...
Talon: (interrupts) Wait.. what about that cute thong that we had last time..?
Falcon: (kicks Talon under the table) We couldn't find a model. Anyway, as I was saying.. first up we have this neat little item right here...
(From under the table he pulls out a three by seven slip of paper. Looks like a standard check, except the bank is Social Enemies Inc. It's written out to "Any Member of the Empire" and in the box for amount, as well as the line is written "Reality".)
Falcon: That's right folks, this is a rare one of a kind item that most people do not believe actually exists. Yes ladies and gentlemen the fabled "Reality Check". Used to show incompetant airhead egomaniacs the reality of the situation and burst their bubble of self righteousness. Yes, many of these have been issued and reissued over the years but we have for you today, the fabled Empire version on sale now. Available to you dear viewer, though honestly it isn't much good unless your name is Davey Ortega, The Ace, Steve Awesome, JFK or Sexy Jason, nevertheless it is available for the one time low price of 147.12$ U.S. Dollars. Yes, the low price equivalent to what Davey Ortega makes for one year of wrestling.
Everyman: I'm pretty sure he makes more than a hundred and fifty bucks.
Falcon: Fine, spoily pants. It's what he should make. Yes, ladies and gentlemen you can own something as cheap as Davey Ortega and spend more effort getting it than he puts out in the wrestling ring. Numbers are extremely limited, being that we have only five of these, so call now with your credit card handy and our operators will rush deliver you this little bundle of joy today!
Angel: A fine item for any collection if I say so myself. And remember as always, the number to order this and any of our items is 1-800-663-7476 (1-800-NMES-HSN). The item number for this little diddy is 7325245 (REALCHK).
Falcon: Moving along on our show.
(The next item comes out. A set of car keys, to what.. is anyone's guess.)
Falcon: Yes ladies and gentlemen. You asked for it, you demanded it, now we have it for you. Right here in my hot little hand, is your one way ticket to the hospital. A relaxing, rejuvenating trip to the local emergency room. I've heard the hospitals in the Chicago area are quite nice and effecient. These keys operate the ambulance that will be available in the parking lot this Sunday at Reborn. Some popular wrestlers on the nCw already have this reserved, why not you? Don't you want to be like Spike Kane, Xavier Williams.. or Rob Diamond? Of course you do. So order your trip today from expedia dot.. I mean.. Social Enemies home shopping network! All for the low, low price of one beatdown. One straight up, bare knuckle, beatdown. Approximate value.. several thousand dollars in hospital bills, but for you today viewer.. absolutely free.
Angel: One way trip to the Emergency Room!? At that price? Who could pass this up? The number for this item is..724647693763 (PAINISMYFRND). Also available for a little extra, your choice between 150ccs of Morphine, or 200ccs of Codine to help you in enjoying your little vacation.
Falcon: An excellent item for any wrestling fan.. or the three guys mentioned before. Last but not least for my portion of this program.
(The last item is produced. A simple sheet of paper. ...What the hell? Where's the cool stuff like QVC always has? Man what a gyp.)
Falcon: This right here is a unique item. (Snaps out of his salesmens voice) It is a promise from myself.. to one Dave Holland. I know I said I couldn't promise anything before. Yet, after two days of silent soul searching. I realized what I was doing wrong. I was so focused on waiting to hear from you, that I forgot what I would be doing, if I were you. And that's training my ass off. Preparing for what may be the best match I've had to date. Aside from taking this little time here to do my part to help the Social Enemies Home Shopping Network. I've done exactly that. There it is Dave. In black and white. (Salesmen again.) That's right folks, you can have this beauty right here, approximate value.. priceless, for the low low introductory rate of fifty eight cents plus shipping and handling and applicable taxes in California and Ohio.
Angel: You can't be serious?
Falcon: Oh I am.
Talon: You're insane
Falcon: Maybe, but the people need to have this and I'm willing to literally take the food out of my non existant childrens mouths to give it to them.
Everyman: I like it!
Falcon: I knew you would. Angel, if you would please..
Angel: Righto my good man.. the item number is 3679683283. (FORYOUDAVE) I can't see how anyone could pass up a deal like this. Remember, the phone number to reach us here at the network is 1-800-663-7476. We accept Visa, Mastercard, Discover and Paypal. Call now, supplies are limited and so are these great offers. Get it while it's hot.
Falcon: We'll be back after a word from our sponsors..
(Fade to Commercial)
Oh, we're not done yet.
How can you be prepared for what you never saw coming? You sat in your castle, in all your arrogant glory, believing you had won. You thought that one demise meant it was your time to shine. You were so certain that you're every whim would be handed to you the moment you snapped your well manicured fingers. You well so blinded by your own self glorification that you didn't have room in your corneas to see what was obvious to everyone else. You remained oblivious.
Oblivious; Adjective - unmindful, unconcious, unaware
You were so focused on what you thought was the guarantee, you missed the variable. The fact is the facts were there. The signs were clear. But you didn't listen. You were so convinced by your own greatness that you didn't think you had to. You dismissed everything with a casual wave of your hand. I bet you're regretting that now aren't you? You won't admit it, out loud, but you know it. Once again, your house of glass splintered around you and fell into shards. You finally saw what we had been telling you the whole time. And that is.. the truth.
Truth; Noun - the true or actual state of a matter
What is the truth about nCw? One looking from the outside would see a three sided stable war. Three distinct groups of men, each with their own purpose, knowledge and power. The Social Distortion would tell you that they control everything, because they have a high ranking Staff member in their corner. The Empire would have you believe that they rule because they accomplished meaningless events that by sheer coincidence look far more important than they were. They would claim that their genius leader, Davey Ortega, had planned this all from the beginning. That's all well and good, but what would the Social Enemies tell you? Not what you want to hear, but what you need to hear. The truth. To gain anything, you will at some point have to go through us. Don't scoff now, there will be plenty of time for that false bravado when the cameras are on you. I know the facade helps you sleep at night, but that's all it is.. a facade.
Facade; Noun - a superficial appearance or illusion of something
Do you enjoy your own illusions? Sure, they must amuse the children watching at home. After all, they need someone to hate. But don't mistake hatred for respect. Some people boo you because they just want you to go away. I know you know what I'm talking about. You look out in the crowd and you see them. They're usually decked out in all wrestling gear. They don't boo because they hate the way you act. They boo you because they see you for what you really are. A fraud.
Fraud; Noun - a person who makes deceitful pretenses, sham, poseur
That's what you are. All nine of you. You've been frauds for so long you've forgotten who you actually are. You've lied so much that you believe every word that comes out of your mouths. A sad state yes, but it's the state of you, nonetheless. I'd ask if you could feel the crushing hand of defeat coming towards you right now. But I already know that not only will you deny it's there, but you couldn't see it through your own lies if you tried. I don't like pointing out these things, but they're the truth. And momma taught be to be honest and respectful. So sorry.
(We come back from commercial to the Social Enemies Home Shopping Network. All four of them are standing there, discussing some random thing or another. Angel notices the camera's record light is back on, and elbow's Falcon accordingly, who in turn nudges Talon, who in turn kicks Everyman under the table. All four turn their attention to the audience and put on their brightest smiles.)
Angel: Welcome back to the Social Enemies Home Shopping network. Now we've shown you the new Social Enemies merchandise, which can be purchased not only on this network, but at www.nCwshop.com and all nCw sponsored events. Now, Falcon here is going to display some unique items that are only available here, for a limited time only.
Falcon: That's right Angel. First up we have...
Talon: (interrupts) Wait.. what about that cute thong that we had last time..?
Falcon: (kicks Talon under the table) We couldn't find a model. Anyway, as I was saying.. first up we have this neat little item right here...
(From under the table he pulls out a three by seven slip of paper. Looks like a standard check, except the bank is Social Enemies Inc. It's written out to "Any Member of the Empire" and in the box for amount, as well as the line is written "Reality".)
Falcon: That's right folks, this is a rare one of a kind item that most people do not believe actually exists. Yes ladies and gentlemen the fabled "Reality Check". Used to show incompetant airhead egomaniacs the reality of the situation and burst their bubble of self righteousness. Yes, many of these have been issued and reissued over the years but we have for you today, the fabled Empire version on sale now. Available to you dear viewer, though honestly it isn't much good unless your name is Davey Ortega, The Ace, Steve Awesome, JFK or Sexy Jason, nevertheless it is available for the one time low price of 147.12$ U.S. Dollars. Yes, the low price equivalent to what Davey Ortega makes for one year of wrestling.
Everyman: I'm pretty sure he makes more than a hundred and fifty bucks.
Falcon: Fine, spoily pants. It's what he should make. Yes, ladies and gentlemen you can own something as cheap as Davey Ortega and spend more effort getting it than he puts out in the wrestling ring. Numbers are extremely limited, being that we have only five of these, so call now with your credit card handy and our operators will rush deliver you this little bundle of joy today!
Angel: A fine item for any collection if I say so myself. And remember as always, the number to order this and any of our items is 1-800-663-7476 (1-800-NMES-HSN). The item number for this little diddy is 7325245 (REALCHK).
Falcon: Moving along on our show.
(The next item comes out. A set of car keys, to what.. is anyone's guess.)
Falcon: Yes ladies and gentlemen. You asked for it, you demanded it, now we have it for you. Right here in my hot little hand, is your one way ticket to the hospital. A relaxing, rejuvenating trip to the local emergency room. I've heard the hospitals in the Chicago area are quite nice and effecient. These keys operate the ambulance that will be available in the parking lot this Sunday at Reborn. Some popular wrestlers on the nCw already have this reserved, why not you? Don't you want to be like Spike Kane, Xavier Williams.. or Rob Diamond? Of course you do. So order your trip today from expedia dot.. I mean.. Social Enemies home shopping network! All for the low, low price of one beatdown. One straight up, bare knuckle, beatdown. Approximate value.. several thousand dollars in hospital bills, but for you today viewer.. absolutely free.
Angel: One way trip to the Emergency Room!? At that price? Who could pass this up? The number for this item is..724647693763 (PAINISMYFRND). Also available for a little extra, your choice between 150ccs of Morphine, or 200ccs of Codine to help you in enjoying your little vacation.
Falcon: An excellent item for any wrestling fan.. or the three guys mentioned before. Last but not least for my portion of this program.
(The last item is produced. A simple sheet of paper. ...What the hell? Where's the cool stuff like QVC always has? Man what a gyp.)
Falcon: This right here is a unique item. (Snaps out of his salesmens voice) It is a promise from myself.. to one Dave Holland. I know I said I couldn't promise anything before. Yet, after two days of silent soul searching. I realized what I was doing wrong. I was so focused on waiting to hear from you, that I forgot what I would be doing, if I were you. And that's training my ass off. Preparing for what may be the best match I've had to date. Aside from taking this little time here to do my part to help the Social Enemies Home Shopping Network. I've done exactly that. There it is Dave. In black and white. (Salesmen again.) That's right folks, you can have this beauty right here, approximate value.. priceless, for the low low introductory rate of fifty eight cents plus shipping and handling and applicable taxes in California and Ohio.
Angel: You can't be serious?
Falcon: Oh I am.
Talon: You're insane
Falcon: Maybe, but the people need to have this and I'm willing to literally take the food out of my non existant childrens mouths to give it to them.
Everyman: I like it!
Falcon: I knew you would. Angel, if you would please..
Angel: Righto my good man.. the item number is 3679683283. (FORYOUDAVE) I can't see how anyone could pass up a deal like this. Remember, the phone number to reach us here at the network is 1-800-663-7476. We accept Visa, Mastercard, Discover and Paypal. Call now, supplies are limited and so are these great offers. Get it while it's hot.
Falcon: We'll be back after a word from our sponsors..
(Fade to Commercial)
Oh, we're not done yet.