Post by Dante Cross on May 10, 2008 15:18:38 GMT -6
{{Continued From Steve Awesome Roleplay}}
Last Time on the Ever So Awesome adventures of Trent, Steve and Layla.
Awesome: Where is Trent at?
Layla: Sleeping like always…
Steve: HAHAHA, This will wake him up.
The scene showing Steve Awesome squirting a entire bottle of mustard all over Trent’s bed, expecting him to be covered in the nasty yellow liquid…Suddenly Trent Helms appears behind Steve…
What do you think you’re doing.
Um, bringing you mustard for your hot dog.
Awesome sprays the mustard on the hot dog.
Trent then looks at his bed, and throws the hot dog down on the ground.
Dammit Steve, how many times do I have to tell you, stop having sex on my bed…I’m tired of your spunk being all over my sheets, and no offense, I like Layla, she a cool person, but I swear the strentch from her, can knock even the mighty galactus out, after you’re screwed her for four hours…
Wait a minute…Everyone is scratching their heads, well mostly the marks, not the smarks, who know exactly what the hell is going on…Steve Awesome and Trent Helms are opponents, we have been at each other throats for months now, I took this from him
Trent lifts up his Flogging Molly T-Shirt to reveal his half of the nCw Tag Team Titles.
Not to mention, I just like beat you up and threw you out of the ring two weeks ago, like you were nothing nothing.
Yeah, I totally remembered that.
The truth be told, we are roommates, everyone in the world almost knows that…but due to that little thing called kayface, which god I have totally broken atleast a few million times while being in this promotion, we’re not allowed to tell people that.
Regardless, we’re two people who go together like cool whip and hot sauce.
Trent thoses don’t go together.
I know, but both are totally awesome.
Agreed.
Regardless, Steve I must get this off my chest, considering, we are pretty much fighting for the sake of being the number one contender…We’ve both defeated the current nCw Champion Lance Ryan in back to back weeks, we both have defeated Reckless Jack at some point in our nCw careers, I ended his only title reign before it got off the ground. And too this date, I have only been pinned once, and we know the story behind that one.
Well I’m going to pin you tomorrow.
Haven’t you figured it out already….Trent Helms doesn’t do a clean job to no one!
Wait a minute, when did you get special powers like that.
I’m Trent Helms do I even need to explain that one?
I think I know the answer to that one.
Because I just want everyone to know something.
There may be Social Distortion, which is pretty cool, if Mike Ness and company wasn’t about to sue their balls off for copyright violation.
There may be Social Enemies, which are so totally bad ass in my opinion, Angel, you rock my socks off in a totally non-gay way.
There may be the Empire which this man right here
Trent puts his arm over Steve.
May be apart of…But there is one absolute in this business, in this company, the guys who really have all the stroke backstage to get what they want…Which brings us to the end of the tour, to steal a quote from our favorite closet homesexual…
There is Social D
There is Social E
There is Tenacious D
There is The Empire…
Then there is….The Kliq!
Steve…Trent…And Layla are then do Croutch Chops as the screen fades.
Last Time on the Ever So Awesome adventures of Trent, Steve and Layla.
Awesome: Where is Trent at?
Layla: Sleeping like always…
Steve: HAHAHA, This will wake him up.
The scene showing Steve Awesome squirting a entire bottle of mustard all over Trent’s bed, expecting him to be covered in the nasty yellow liquid…Suddenly Trent Helms appears behind Steve…
What do you think you’re doing.
Um, bringing you mustard for your hot dog.
Awesome sprays the mustard on the hot dog.
Trent then looks at his bed, and throws the hot dog down on the ground.
Dammit Steve, how many times do I have to tell you, stop having sex on my bed…I’m tired of your spunk being all over my sheets, and no offense, I like Layla, she a cool person, but I swear the strentch from her, can knock even the mighty galactus out, after you’re screwed her for four hours…
Wait a minute…Everyone is scratching their heads, well mostly the marks, not the smarks, who know exactly what the hell is going on…Steve Awesome and Trent Helms are opponents, we have been at each other throats for months now, I took this from him
Trent lifts up his Flogging Molly T-Shirt to reveal his half of the nCw Tag Team Titles.
Not to mention, I just like beat you up and threw you out of the ring two weeks ago, like you were nothing nothing.
Yeah, I totally remembered that.
The truth be told, we are roommates, everyone in the world almost knows that…but due to that little thing called kayface, which god I have totally broken atleast a few million times while being in this promotion, we’re not allowed to tell people that.
Regardless, we’re two people who go together like cool whip and hot sauce.
Trent thoses don’t go together.
I know, but both are totally awesome.
Agreed.
Regardless, Steve I must get this off my chest, considering, we are pretty much fighting for the sake of being the number one contender…We’ve both defeated the current nCw Champion Lance Ryan in back to back weeks, we both have defeated Reckless Jack at some point in our nCw careers, I ended his only title reign before it got off the ground. And too this date, I have only been pinned once, and we know the story behind that one.
Well I’m going to pin you tomorrow.
Haven’t you figured it out already….Trent Helms doesn’t do a clean job to no one!
Wait a minute, when did you get special powers like that.
I’m Trent Helms do I even need to explain that one?
I think I know the answer to that one.
Because I just want everyone to know something.
There may be Social Distortion, which is pretty cool, if Mike Ness and company wasn’t about to sue their balls off for copyright violation.
There may be Social Enemies, which are so totally bad ass in my opinion, Angel, you rock my socks off in a totally non-gay way.
There may be the Empire which this man right here
Trent puts his arm over Steve.
May be apart of…But there is one absolute in this business, in this company, the guys who really have all the stroke backstage to get what they want…Which brings us to the end of the tour, to steal a quote from our favorite closet homesexual…
There is Social D
There is Social E
There is Tenacious D
There is The Empire…
Then there is….The Kliq!
Steve…Trent…And Layla are then do Croutch Chops as the screen fades.