Post by bane on Jun 11, 2008 6:41:36 GMT -6
{Scene fades into view with Mac Bane, attired in blue jeans, black cowboy boots, a ripped up black t-shirt and his newly acquired nCw ball cap, standing in the lobby of nCw Headquarters. He looks around at the plush couches and chairs and smirks. He had been told for a long time that nCw was the mecca of professional wrestling and that a wrestler of his talent and tenacity should definitely check it out and so here he is.}
Mac : So, this is the mecca of professional wrestling. Well, Hell...don't know about the rest of it but the furniture is nice.
Bane chuckles a little. He looks up and sees a security guard standing there with his arms crossed in a defensive manner obviously expecting trouble and so Mac decides to oblige him and approaches him.
Security Gaurd : That's far enough.
Mac raises his eyebrows at that comment from someone who is obviously not going to be able to stop him if he decided to go through him, but then he thinks what the hell I'll play along, why ruin this guys whole day just for my own amusement.
Mac : Look Junior, I have an appointment, so do yourself a favor and forget the billy bad ass routine. Seriously big man, you really don't think your nearly bad enough to stop me do you?
The security guard starts to turn red in the face at having been embarrassed by Bane and steps forward into Bane's personal space where Mac can now smell the tuna fish the guy had for lunch.
Security Guard : I know who you are, and you don't work for nCw. You work for that startup federation...the name escapes me but you don't belong here. And, I can and will stop you. I am a third degree black belt in Karate.
Mac smiles at the security guard and shakes his head
Mac : And I'm a fourth degree leather belt in tire tool, get out of my way little man.
The guard steps back and takes a defensive posture, which amuses Mac watching this guy act like he thinks he's Bruce Lee or something. Mac Sighs and takes out his cell phone and after a few seconds someone answers.
Mac : Would you please get someone down here before I put one of your top notch, third degree black belt wearing, peace of crap security guard's in the hospital.
?: Damn! Okay, I'll be right down.
Mac stands there waiting and after a few minutes one of the nCw suits comes down and approaches the guard.
nCw Suit : Dude, are you nuts? Do you know who this guy is?
Security Guard : Yeah, some jerk from a smalltime fed who thinks he is somebody.
nCw Suit : Yeah, his name is "The One Man Wrecking Crew" Mac Bane....Your lucky he is playing nice today otherwise I would have had to call your wife and inform her that she was a widow.
The guard turns visibly pale and begins to tremble
Guard : Mr. Bane, my apologies, I thought you were someone else...you have my word that will never happen again.
Mac smiles at the Security Guard
Mac : No problem, Hell you were doin your job son
Bane then looks over at the nCw Suit and smirks
Mac : As for you, not so much, you should have informed your security staff that I was coming in today to sign my contract.
The nCw suit looks a bit abashed at Bane's comments but only nods and points to the elevator.
nCw Suit : This elevator will take you up to human resources where they have your contract ready for you sign. If you will follow me we'll get you in and out of there and on your way.
Mac nods and follows the executive to the elevator. They enter and the exec presses the button marked "16" for the sixteenth floor. The elevator door closes and after a short pause, the elevator lurches a bit and after a few minutes they arrive and the doors open.<DING>
nCw Suit : This way Mr. Bane
The suit leads Mac down a series of corridors to the office of the Director of Human Resources where they enter and Mac is offered a very comfortable looking leather chair off to the left of the Director's desk. Bane takes a seat and accepts the bottle of water from the secretary. Mac looks at the director's desk and sees her name plate which reads "Loren Mcall" and looks up as she enters.
Loren Mcall : Mr Bane?
Mac nods and stands up and shakes the offered hand of Mcall.
Mac : Thats right, Ms. Mcall you have a contract for me to sign?
Loren frowns at first but then smiles recognizing that Bane is at least perceptive and must have gotten her name from the name plate on her desk. She then presses the button on her phone to buzz her secretary.
Secretary : Yes Ma'am?
Loren : Please bring in the contract for Mr Bane to sign.
Secretary : Yes Ma'am
They wait a few moments and then the secretary enters the room with a folder. Mcall takes the folder from the secretary and opens it. She goes through the paperwork making sure everything is there and hands the folder and a black pen to Bane.
Loren : I think you'll find everything in order.
Mac nods and starts going through the many pages of his contract. Finally after several moments of skimming the paragraphs and double checking incentive clauses he smiles and signs his nCw contract.
Loren : Welcome to the nCw team Mr. Bane
Mac smirks and responds
Mac : Ms Mcall, you can call me Mac. Thank you, everything was what I had asked for and I am very pleased with how you conduct your business.
Loren smiles at Bane
Loren : and you can call me Loren
Mac smiles that "Mac Bane" smile he has become known for and shoots the Director of Human Resources a wink causing her to blush profusely as he turns and exits her office. Her secretary stands as he re-enters her area and slips him a piece of paper as he leaves. After Mac enters the elevator he opens up the folded piece of paper and on it is written the name Celina and her phone number. Mac laughs causing the nCw suit to look up at him in a questioning manor.
nCw suit : What's so funny?
Mac smiles at him
Mac : Oh, nothing at all...I think I like nCw already.
The suit looks at Bane trying to figure him out and finally gives up.
nCw Suit : Okay, so your contract is signed and your debut match has been booked for nCw Wired before our pay-per-view. Would you like to know who you are facing?
Mac shrugs as if it doesn't matter
Mac : Sure, who am I debuting against
nCw Suit : Turner, Jimmy Turner that is.
Mac looks a bit confused and sighs
Mac : Who? Jimmy Neutron?
nCw Suit : Turner
Mac : Never heard of him. I cannot believe you guys are booking me against some curtain jerker for my debut?
nCw Suit : He is not a curtain jerker as you called him, Turner is a fine athlete and you should show him a little respect.
Mac sighs that heavy, I am getting just a little tired of this sigh.
Mac : Look little man, I realize your just a suit for the company and really don't know any better. So, I'll spell it out for you. I have faced some of the very best in this business and beaten them. I consider facing some faceless curtain jerker an insult to my ability, so don't talk to me about respecting someone that I have never heard of. Yes I came here from a small federation, but a damn good one. Some of your top talent here have been there and held titles there and they know me very well. Ask them about their time with "The One Man Wrecking Crew" Mac Bane, if you ask them about me they will tell you this...I was the bane of their existence!
{scene fades to black}
Mac : So, this is the mecca of professional wrestling. Well, Hell...don't know about the rest of it but the furniture is nice.
Bane chuckles a little. He looks up and sees a security guard standing there with his arms crossed in a defensive manner obviously expecting trouble and so Mac decides to oblige him and approaches him.
Security Gaurd : That's far enough.
Mac raises his eyebrows at that comment from someone who is obviously not going to be able to stop him if he decided to go through him, but then he thinks what the hell I'll play along, why ruin this guys whole day just for my own amusement.
Mac : Look Junior, I have an appointment, so do yourself a favor and forget the billy bad ass routine. Seriously big man, you really don't think your nearly bad enough to stop me do you?
The security guard starts to turn red in the face at having been embarrassed by Bane and steps forward into Bane's personal space where Mac can now smell the tuna fish the guy had for lunch.
Security Guard : I know who you are, and you don't work for nCw. You work for that startup federation...the name escapes me but you don't belong here. And, I can and will stop you. I am a third degree black belt in Karate.
Mac smiles at the security guard and shakes his head
Mac : And I'm a fourth degree leather belt in tire tool, get out of my way little man.
The guard steps back and takes a defensive posture, which amuses Mac watching this guy act like he thinks he's Bruce Lee or something. Mac Sighs and takes out his cell phone and after a few seconds someone answers.
Mac : Would you please get someone down here before I put one of your top notch, third degree black belt wearing, peace of crap security guard's in the hospital.
?: Damn! Okay, I'll be right down.
Mac stands there waiting and after a few minutes one of the nCw suits comes down and approaches the guard.
nCw Suit : Dude, are you nuts? Do you know who this guy is?
Security Guard : Yeah, some jerk from a smalltime fed who thinks he is somebody.
nCw Suit : Yeah, his name is "The One Man Wrecking Crew" Mac Bane....Your lucky he is playing nice today otherwise I would have had to call your wife and inform her that she was a widow.
The guard turns visibly pale and begins to tremble
Guard : Mr. Bane, my apologies, I thought you were someone else...you have my word that will never happen again.
Mac smiles at the Security Guard
Mac : No problem, Hell you were doin your job son
Bane then looks over at the nCw Suit and smirks
Mac : As for you, not so much, you should have informed your security staff that I was coming in today to sign my contract.
The nCw suit looks a bit abashed at Bane's comments but only nods and points to the elevator.
nCw Suit : This elevator will take you up to human resources where they have your contract ready for you sign. If you will follow me we'll get you in and out of there and on your way.
Mac nods and follows the executive to the elevator. They enter and the exec presses the button marked "16" for the sixteenth floor. The elevator door closes and after a short pause, the elevator lurches a bit and after a few minutes they arrive and the doors open.<DING>
nCw Suit : This way Mr. Bane
The suit leads Mac down a series of corridors to the office of the Director of Human Resources where they enter and Mac is offered a very comfortable looking leather chair off to the left of the Director's desk. Bane takes a seat and accepts the bottle of water from the secretary. Mac looks at the director's desk and sees her name plate which reads "Loren Mcall" and looks up as she enters.
Loren Mcall : Mr Bane?
Mac nods and stands up and shakes the offered hand of Mcall.
Mac : Thats right, Ms. Mcall you have a contract for me to sign?
Loren frowns at first but then smiles recognizing that Bane is at least perceptive and must have gotten her name from the name plate on her desk. She then presses the button on her phone to buzz her secretary.
Secretary : Yes Ma'am?
Loren : Please bring in the contract for Mr Bane to sign.
Secretary : Yes Ma'am
They wait a few moments and then the secretary enters the room with a folder. Mcall takes the folder from the secretary and opens it. She goes through the paperwork making sure everything is there and hands the folder and a black pen to Bane.
Loren : I think you'll find everything in order.
Mac nods and starts going through the many pages of his contract. Finally after several moments of skimming the paragraphs and double checking incentive clauses he smiles and signs his nCw contract.
Loren : Welcome to the nCw team Mr. Bane
Mac smirks and responds
Mac : Ms Mcall, you can call me Mac. Thank you, everything was what I had asked for and I am very pleased with how you conduct your business.
Loren smiles at Bane
Loren : and you can call me Loren
Mac smiles that "Mac Bane" smile he has become known for and shoots the Director of Human Resources a wink causing her to blush profusely as he turns and exits her office. Her secretary stands as he re-enters her area and slips him a piece of paper as he leaves. After Mac enters the elevator he opens up the folded piece of paper and on it is written the name Celina and her phone number. Mac laughs causing the nCw suit to look up at him in a questioning manor.
nCw suit : What's so funny?
Mac smiles at him
Mac : Oh, nothing at all...I think I like nCw already.
The suit looks at Bane trying to figure him out and finally gives up.
nCw Suit : Okay, so your contract is signed and your debut match has been booked for nCw Wired before our pay-per-view. Would you like to know who you are facing?
Mac shrugs as if it doesn't matter
Mac : Sure, who am I debuting against
nCw Suit : Turner, Jimmy Turner that is.
Mac looks a bit confused and sighs
Mac : Who? Jimmy Neutron?
nCw Suit : Turner
Mac : Never heard of him. I cannot believe you guys are booking me against some curtain jerker for my debut?
nCw Suit : He is not a curtain jerker as you called him, Turner is a fine athlete and you should show him a little respect.
Mac sighs that heavy, I am getting just a little tired of this sigh.
Mac : Look little man, I realize your just a suit for the company and really don't know any better. So, I'll spell it out for you. I have faced some of the very best in this business and beaten them. I consider facing some faceless curtain jerker an insult to my ability, so don't talk to me about respecting someone that I have never heard of. Yes I came here from a small federation, but a damn good one. Some of your top talent here have been there and held titles there and they know me very well. Ask them about their time with "The One Man Wrecking Crew" Mac Bane, if you ask them about me they will tell you this...I was the bane of their existence!
{scene fades to black}