Post by Davey Ortega on Aug 11, 2007 14:58:08 GMT -6
The scene opens with two chairs sitting side by side. The theme from ''American Gladiators'' starts playing. A man walks out in a Generals uniform, and another man walks out in a Knuckles costume from ''Sonic.'' The General is obviously not the General, as it can be seen to be Davey Ortega, and the man in the costume is Mr. Preston. They both sit down on the chairs.
Mr. Preston: Why am I in this costume?
Davey: Because you are Knucker.
Mr. Preston: Why can't YOU be Knucker?
Davey: Because that costume looks ridiculous!
Mr. Preston: Ah.
Anyways. Welcome to the Chronicles of Knucker. I am your host along with G-Spot...um, why do they call you that anyways?
Davey: Because I always hit the G-Spot...on men!
Mr. Preston: OK..TMI.
Davey: NO *** damn COMPUTER LANGO!!!
Maggot!
Mr. Preston: Don't call me a maggot!
Davey: Shut up and respect your superior officer.
Mr. Preston: I never joined the military.
Davey: Pussy.
Mr. Preston: ANYWAYS. We are here to discuss nCw because we are to old to fight in it anymore. These new guys would kick our asses.
Davey: That's right. Which new guy do you fear?
Mr. Preston: Tough call. Um, I would have to say Davey Ortega.
Davey: No way. Same here. He is so great and talented he would knock us off our pedestal. It's best we stay right here and discuss things instead of being men and fighting.
Mr. Preston: So true. But, if it were to come to a fight, I would simply use my finisher.
Davey: Which is?
Mr. Preston: The Noogie of Death. Being how I am the Knucker and all.
Davey: INTIMIDATING!! Anyways, we would like to discuss what we said last week.
Mr. Preston: So true. You see last week we made a grave error. We, for some unholy reason, named Lance Storm.
Davey: Umm..thats not his name.
Mr. Preston: Oh, sorry. Raven..
Davey: Try again.
Mr. Preston: Undertaker?
Davey: No.
Mr. Preston: Kane? Vampiro? Mankind? ...throw me a freaking bone here.
Davey: Lance Ryan.
Mr. Preston: That's right. Sorry. So many people act like him and all. I got confused in my old age. Anyways, we named him something of the week.
Davey: Dedicated Wrestler of the Week.
Mr. Preston: Whatever. We now know what a horrible injustice this was to the TRUE deservant of this award. If we could, we would take it back and give it to the man it should of gone to. Davey ''The Genius Macrobian'' Ortega.
Davey: Yes. He was in the match of the week, and he certainly whooped some ass like I used to when I was good.
Mr. Preston: You were never good. At least, not on his playing field.
Davey: Stop rubbing it in!
Mr. Preston: Anyways, we need to have a short commercial break.
Scene fades
Kelly's Tuna....
nCw choice for tuna.
Everyone wants some.
It is the choice of The Genius Macrobian
This tuna is Ortega approved.
Scene fades back the ''Chronicles of Knucker''
Davey: Wow, that Kelly. I get to stand at attention every time I see her.
Mr. Preston: I agree. Knuckle Children man..
Davey: Mmhmm. Anyways, welcome back! Do we have any guests today?
Mr. Preston: No, no one wants to come out of hiding in fear of running into Davey Ortega.
Davey: Damn. So whats next?
Mr. Preston: Predictions!
Davey: AWESOME! I predict Davey Ortega and Tank defeats Biggs and Ryan. You?
Mr. Preston: Same!
Well, that seems to be all the time we have. Hope you enjoyed our latest edition of The Chronicles of Knucker!!!!
The scene fades out and into the VIP lounge, were Davey and Mr. Preston our sitting and watching TV.
Davey: That was a good show. Inspiring, and accurate.
Mr. Preston: I agree. About time those two over the hill rasslers recognized your talent and raw ability.
Davey: I know.
Mr. Preston: When did you start sponsoring Kelly's Tuna anyways?
Davey: Well, you're horrible ''ZeZana'' idea got me thinking, I needed to sponsor a winning item. And hell, I'll sponsor anything of Kelly's.
Mr. Preston: So true.
Scene fades
Mr. Preston: Why am I in this costume?
Davey: Because you are Knucker.
Mr. Preston: Why can't YOU be Knucker?
Davey: Because that costume looks ridiculous!
Mr. Preston: Ah.
Anyways. Welcome to the Chronicles of Knucker. I am your host along with G-Spot...um, why do they call you that anyways?
Davey: Because I always hit the G-Spot...on men!
Mr. Preston: OK..TMI.
Davey: NO *** damn COMPUTER LANGO!!!
Maggot!
Mr. Preston: Don't call me a maggot!
Davey: Shut up and respect your superior officer.
Mr. Preston: I never joined the military.
Davey: Pussy.
Mr. Preston: ANYWAYS. We are here to discuss nCw because we are to old to fight in it anymore. These new guys would kick our asses.
Davey: That's right. Which new guy do you fear?
Mr. Preston: Tough call. Um, I would have to say Davey Ortega.
Davey: No way. Same here. He is so great and talented he would knock us off our pedestal. It's best we stay right here and discuss things instead of being men and fighting.
Mr. Preston: So true. But, if it were to come to a fight, I would simply use my finisher.
Davey: Which is?
Mr. Preston: The Noogie of Death. Being how I am the Knucker and all.
Davey: INTIMIDATING!! Anyways, we would like to discuss what we said last week.
Mr. Preston: So true. You see last week we made a grave error. We, for some unholy reason, named Lance Storm.
Davey: Umm..thats not his name.
Mr. Preston: Oh, sorry. Raven..
Davey: Try again.
Mr. Preston: Undertaker?
Davey: No.
Mr. Preston: Kane? Vampiro? Mankind? ...throw me a freaking bone here.
Davey: Lance Ryan.
Mr. Preston: That's right. Sorry. So many people act like him and all. I got confused in my old age. Anyways, we named him something of the week.
Davey: Dedicated Wrestler of the Week.
Mr. Preston: Whatever. We now know what a horrible injustice this was to the TRUE deservant of this award. If we could, we would take it back and give it to the man it should of gone to. Davey ''The Genius Macrobian'' Ortega.
Davey: Yes. He was in the match of the week, and he certainly whooped some ass like I used to when I was good.
Mr. Preston: You were never good. At least, not on his playing field.
Davey: Stop rubbing it in!
Mr. Preston: Anyways, we need to have a short commercial break.
Scene fades
Kelly's Tuna....
nCw choice for tuna.
Everyone wants some.
It is the choice of The Genius Macrobian
This tuna is Ortega approved.
Scene fades back the ''Chronicles of Knucker''
Davey: Wow, that Kelly. I get to stand at attention every time I see her.
Mr. Preston: I agree. Knuckle Children man..
Davey: Mmhmm. Anyways, welcome back! Do we have any guests today?
Mr. Preston: No, no one wants to come out of hiding in fear of running into Davey Ortega.
Davey: Damn. So whats next?
Mr. Preston: Predictions!
Davey: AWESOME! I predict Davey Ortega and Tank defeats Biggs and Ryan. You?
Mr. Preston: Same!
Well, that seems to be all the time we have. Hope you enjoyed our latest edition of The Chronicles of Knucker!!!!
The scene fades out and into the VIP lounge, were Davey and Mr. Preston our sitting and watching TV.
Davey: That was a good show. Inspiring, and accurate.
Mr. Preston: I agree. About time those two over the hill rasslers recognized your talent and raw ability.
Davey: I know.
Mr. Preston: When did you start sponsoring Kelly's Tuna anyways?
Davey: Well, you're horrible ''ZeZana'' idea got me thinking, I needed to sponsor a winning item. And hell, I'll sponsor anything of Kelly's.
Mr. Preston: So true.
Scene fades