Post by johnnycraven on Aug 4, 2007 0:17:08 GMT -6
Cameras Fade In:
Scene opens up once again to the same huge log house as before. The cameras are panning around and spot a limo pulling up the long drive way to the house. The doors open and low and behold, Chad Lights steps out and begins walking to the front door. After a few knocks and no responses, Chad and his camera crew begin walking around to the side of the house. They get just past the side of the dwelling, when all of a sudden BANG!!!!!!! Chad and his crew just freeze in place.
Chad Lights: What in the hell was that?
Then, BANG!!!! Another shot is heard. Chad and his crew ease around the house to see Johnny Craven target practicing with his new Remington 700 CDL .300 Win Mag bolt action deer rifle. (Ok, I know I could have done better, but it’s late and I’m tired.) Craven is decked out in camouflage cargo pants and a long sleeve, white thick flannel shirt, with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows. Craven continues looking through the scope as he fires off another shot, BANG!!!!!!! Chad is scared out of his wits and ducks behind some trees, behind where Craven is shooting.
Chad Lights: Man, damn you Craven! See this is the type of crap I hate about coming out here to get an interview from you. I can’t ever come out here without fearing for my life.
Craven just ignores Chad’s rants, as if he’s not even there, and continues firing another shot..BANG!!!! Craig frantically tries to get Craven’s attention, all the while trying to keep out of Craven’s range.
Chad Lights: CRAVEN! CRAVEN! Dammit. I’m going to go up there. See if I can’t tap him on the shoulders or something, and try to get his attention.
Camera Operator: Dude! Chad, don’t bother him man. That’s no way to get his attention. He’s got a gun, so just wait til he’s finished. He probably doesn’t want to be disturbed.
Chad Lights: Hey Craven! You think you could quit shooting long enough for us to do this interview? That’s all I ask. As soon as we’re done, you can go back to shooting or murdering or whatever it is you’re doing over there...stupid red neck.
Almost immediately, Craven stops and turns towards Chad and co. He begins walking towards Chad and pulls back on the bolt, appearing to load another bullet in the gun. Chad looks like he has just pissed his pants, and Craven just stares at him, his rifle pointed at the ground.
Chad Lights: I...I didn’t mean anything by that. Actually, he said it (Chad points to one of the camera operators. He turns to look at the camera man and begins to speak). I can’t believe you man. That was a hell of a thing for you to say about Johnny Craven. (Turns back to Craven) Don’t worry Johnny, he won’t be working for me anymore.
Craven just continues glaring at Chad, not buying any of the crap he just heard.
Chad Lights: O..OK. I admit, it was me and I apologize. Y..You know, maybe if you just set the gun down, we can get this interview over with...(Quietly) hopefully. Look, if we could just...(Seeing Craven change the magnification on the scope)...oh s***, he’s changing the sights. Ok, maybe we could do this another time huh? We’ll just be on our way.
Chad begins to leave, but Craven grabs him by the back of his shirt and pulls him back. About this time, Craven’s manager, Matt Parker, walks up behind Chad and his crew and stands behind them, ultimately creating a trap.
Chad Lights: Ok, we’ll stay then. But, I...I really think this interview could go a lot smoother if you could just set the fire arm on the ground and maybe back away. (All at once, Craven raises his gun up, and Chad is scared s***less now, as he tries to speak). Oh crap, here it goes. I'm a dead man.
Chad closes his eyes as Craven aims his rifle towards the target he was shooting at earlier, and hits it dead on. Chad then opens his eyes, expecting the worst.
Chad Lights: Huh? I...I’m alive, hahaha. (Laughing) I’m alive. *sighs* Whew.
Craven unloads the rifle and hands it to Matt Parker. He then begins to speak.
Johnny Craven: Everything alright over there Chad? You sound a little daunted. Did something scare you when you were walking up here?
Chad Lights: Oh no. Nothing at all. Just watching you do a little target practice. (Laughs in relief). So are you ready to get this show on the road?
Johnny Craven: Yeah, but you should have gotten my attention earlier. Come up and tapped me on the back or something. We could have gotten started already.
Chad Lights: (Turning towards camera operator) You bastard!!!! (Turns his attention back to Craven) Ok. Now, in two days, you have a match with Dave Holland. And so far this week, you both have had an interesting exchange of words. And the amazing thing about it, is that you both have been very mature about it too. You both seem to have a lot of respect for each other. Something the nCw values in their superstars. What are your thoughts going into this match, seeing as there are only two days before the match takes place?
Johnny Craven: You want my thoughts. When are you going to come up with better questions to ask man? Yeah, I’ve heard what Dave has said this week. Pretty strong words. You know it’s kind of interesting what you can find out about people in a weeks time. My first impression of Dave Holland was that he was a man on a mission to be the best in the world and would do whatever it took to get the nCw World Championship gold, to back it up. Anyone wanted proof that Dave was as good as he said he was, well, he’d have the nCw World title to use as evidence. But, after listening to the man speak for the first time in a few weeks, I stand corrected. He said himself that he’s all about entertainment value. He said himself that he’s at his best when both he and his opponent are at the top of their games. And that makes him happy. He wants to know If I’m going to be at the top of my game, come this Sunday. He wants to know if I’m going to out there, put on a hell of a match, and make him happy. Well my friend, I’m going to put it to you like this. Number one, I’m always at the top of my game. Now I know what you’re going to say. (Sarcastically) “Well Craven, if you say you’re always on top of your game, then how come you weren’t undefeated and lost the hardcore title while you were in WCF?” Well, it’s very simple. Each time I went out to that ring, I was always on top of my game. The problem was, so were my opponents. And well, as fate would have it, they had the better match. But I went through two legends to get that hardcore title. I went through two of the greatest superstars ever to set foot in a ring, and proved that I could go toe to toe with the best of them. And Dave, come this Sunday, I’m going to do it again. You and me, in that ring, everything on the line. Number two, you want entertainment value? You want the fans to remember this match for decades to come? Then it shall be done. I promise you this Dave. There ain’t no match on this card that’s going to come any where NEAR what you and me are going to do. And as far as your DVDs go, I know there’s a whole hell of a lot more to you than your videos show. To be honest with you, that’s the way I prefer it. I want to go into this match, knowing there’s more to you than what I’ve learned, and still whoop the hell out of you at Collision.
Chad Lights: I can see it too. Two of the best up and coming superstars battling it out for all mankind to see. I can’t wait for the book about this match to be published. I guarantee it will be a national best seller.
Johnny Craven: First of all Chad, it ain’t two of the best up and coming superstars, you moron. It’s THE two best up and coming superstars in this business, battling it out. You see Dave, it’s plain and simple. This Sunday, when that bell rings, all hell’s going to break loose and I’m going to kick the crap out of your sorry little ass in all four corners of that ring. And once it’s all said and done, you’re going to get you’re entertainment value. You’re going to get your history making match. But more important than that Dave, when I finish whooping your ass all over that arena, you’ll have your happiness.
Chad is finally relaxed, and is cheerful when Craven gets his rifle back from Matt Parker and begins loading it.
Chad Lights: Oh s***, not again!
Chad and his crew make a quick v-line for their limo and haul ass from the place, as Craven is seen aiming once again at his target. The scene fades out.
Cameras Fade Out.
Scene opens up once again to the same huge log house as before. The cameras are panning around and spot a limo pulling up the long drive way to the house. The doors open and low and behold, Chad Lights steps out and begins walking to the front door. After a few knocks and no responses, Chad and his camera crew begin walking around to the side of the house. They get just past the side of the dwelling, when all of a sudden BANG!!!!!!! Chad and his crew just freeze in place.
Chad Lights: What in the hell was that?
Then, BANG!!!! Another shot is heard. Chad and his crew ease around the house to see Johnny Craven target practicing with his new Remington 700 CDL .300 Win Mag bolt action deer rifle. (Ok, I know I could have done better, but it’s late and I’m tired.) Craven is decked out in camouflage cargo pants and a long sleeve, white thick flannel shirt, with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows. Craven continues looking through the scope as he fires off another shot, BANG!!!!!!! Chad is scared out of his wits and ducks behind some trees, behind where Craven is shooting.
Chad Lights: Man, damn you Craven! See this is the type of crap I hate about coming out here to get an interview from you. I can’t ever come out here without fearing for my life.
Craven just ignores Chad’s rants, as if he’s not even there, and continues firing another shot..BANG!!!! Craig frantically tries to get Craven’s attention, all the while trying to keep out of Craven’s range.
Chad Lights: CRAVEN! CRAVEN! Dammit. I’m going to go up there. See if I can’t tap him on the shoulders or something, and try to get his attention.
Camera Operator: Dude! Chad, don’t bother him man. That’s no way to get his attention. He’s got a gun, so just wait til he’s finished. He probably doesn’t want to be disturbed.
Chad Lights: Hey Craven! You think you could quit shooting long enough for us to do this interview? That’s all I ask. As soon as we’re done, you can go back to shooting or murdering or whatever it is you’re doing over there...stupid red neck.
Almost immediately, Craven stops and turns towards Chad and co. He begins walking towards Chad and pulls back on the bolt, appearing to load another bullet in the gun. Chad looks like he has just pissed his pants, and Craven just stares at him, his rifle pointed at the ground.
Chad Lights: I...I didn’t mean anything by that. Actually, he said it (Chad points to one of the camera operators. He turns to look at the camera man and begins to speak). I can’t believe you man. That was a hell of a thing for you to say about Johnny Craven. (Turns back to Craven) Don’t worry Johnny, he won’t be working for me anymore.
Craven just continues glaring at Chad, not buying any of the crap he just heard.
Chad Lights: O..OK. I admit, it was me and I apologize. Y..You know, maybe if you just set the gun down, we can get this interview over with...(Quietly) hopefully. Look, if we could just...(Seeing Craven change the magnification on the scope)...oh s***, he’s changing the sights. Ok, maybe we could do this another time huh? We’ll just be on our way.
Chad begins to leave, but Craven grabs him by the back of his shirt and pulls him back. About this time, Craven’s manager, Matt Parker, walks up behind Chad and his crew and stands behind them, ultimately creating a trap.
Chad Lights: Ok, we’ll stay then. But, I...I really think this interview could go a lot smoother if you could just set the fire arm on the ground and maybe back away. (All at once, Craven raises his gun up, and Chad is scared s***less now, as he tries to speak). Oh crap, here it goes. I'm a dead man.
Chad closes his eyes as Craven aims his rifle towards the target he was shooting at earlier, and hits it dead on. Chad then opens his eyes, expecting the worst.
Chad Lights: Huh? I...I’m alive, hahaha. (Laughing) I’m alive. *sighs* Whew.
Craven unloads the rifle and hands it to Matt Parker. He then begins to speak.
Johnny Craven: Everything alright over there Chad? You sound a little daunted. Did something scare you when you were walking up here?
Chad Lights: Oh no. Nothing at all. Just watching you do a little target practice. (Laughs in relief). So are you ready to get this show on the road?
Johnny Craven: Yeah, but you should have gotten my attention earlier. Come up and tapped me on the back or something. We could have gotten started already.
Chad Lights: (Turning towards camera operator) You bastard!!!! (Turns his attention back to Craven) Ok. Now, in two days, you have a match with Dave Holland. And so far this week, you both have had an interesting exchange of words. And the amazing thing about it, is that you both have been very mature about it too. You both seem to have a lot of respect for each other. Something the nCw values in their superstars. What are your thoughts going into this match, seeing as there are only two days before the match takes place?
Johnny Craven: You want my thoughts. When are you going to come up with better questions to ask man? Yeah, I’ve heard what Dave has said this week. Pretty strong words. You know it’s kind of interesting what you can find out about people in a weeks time. My first impression of Dave Holland was that he was a man on a mission to be the best in the world and would do whatever it took to get the nCw World Championship gold, to back it up. Anyone wanted proof that Dave was as good as he said he was, well, he’d have the nCw World title to use as evidence. But, after listening to the man speak for the first time in a few weeks, I stand corrected. He said himself that he’s all about entertainment value. He said himself that he’s at his best when both he and his opponent are at the top of their games. And that makes him happy. He wants to know If I’m going to be at the top of my game, come this Sunday. He wants to know if I’m going to out there, put on a hell of a match, and make him happy. Well my friend, I’m going to put it to you like this. Number one, I’m always at the top of my game. Now I know what you’re going to say. (Sarcastically) “Well Craven, if you say you’re always on top of your game, then how come you weren’t undefeated and lost the hardcore title while you were in WCF?” Well, it’s very simple. Each time I went out to that ring, I was always on top of my game. The problem was, so were my opponents. And well, as fate would have it, they had the better match. But I went through two legends to get that hardcore title. I went through two of the greatest superstars ever to set foot in a ring, and proved that I could go toe to toe with the best of them. And Dave, come this Sunday, I’m going to do it again. You and me, in that ring, everything on the line. Number two, you want entertainment value? You want the fans to remember this match for decades to come? Then it shall be done. I promise you this Dave. There ain’t no match on this card that’s going to come any where NEAR what you and me are going to do. And as far as your DVDs go, I know there’s a whole hell of a lot more to you than your videos show. To be honest with you, that’s the way I prefer it. I want to go into this match, knowing there’s more to you than what I’ve learned, and still whoop the hell out of you at Collision.
Chad Lights: I can see it too. Two of the best up and coming superstars battling it out for all mankind to see. I can’t wait for the book about this match to be published. I guarantee it will be a national best seller.
Johnny Craven: First of all Chad, it ain’t two of the best up and coming superstars, you moron. It’s THE two best up and coming superstars in this business, battling it out. You see Dave, it’s plain and simple. This Sunday, when that bell rings, all hell’s going to break loose and I’m going to kick the crap out of your sorry little ass in all four corners of that ring. And once it’s all said and done, you’re going to get you’re entertainment value. You’re going to get your history making match. But more important than that Dave, when I finish whooping your ass all over that arena, you’ll have your happiness.
Chad is finally relaxed, and is cheerful when Craven gets his rifle back from Matt Parker and begins loading it.
Chad Lights: Oh s***, not again!
Chad and his crew make a quick v-line for their limo and haul ass from the place, as Craven is seen aiming once again at his target. The scene fades out.
Cameras Fade Out.