Post by Banny McBannedpants on Jul 29, 2007 22:23:24 GMT -6
~**~The official nCw banner is shown in the background behind a podium where there are media everywhere! Chuck Watson comes up to the podium as cameras begin to flash off from every direction. Microphones are literally hanging down above his head as he begins to address the media.~**~
Chuck Watson- There will be a brief statement given by the greatest nCw superstar that has ever lived, Davey Boone. Following his statement, you will be allowed to ask him a few questions in which he will answer truthfully. I will now introduce to you, the cornerstone of the nCw; Davey “The Savior” Boone!
~**~Boone comes from behind a curtain and approaches the podium as cameras snap even more than before. He begins to speak.~**~
Davey “The Savior” Boone- I want to thank everyone that made this happen. Me…..and, well…me again. I’d also like to thank me for putting this back together and I’d like to thank me again for creating this wonderful place to begin with. I’d also like to thank me again for working so hard and diligently on getting this place up and going. I’m not here to talk about the past or the fact that I’m a nCw legend. I’m not here to talk about me being the former nCw World Heavy Weight Champion, or the numerous other titles I’ve obtained in my career. I’m here to let everyone know that in a matter of weeks, I will be crowned the nCw World Heavy Weight Champion for the second time in my career. I’m sorry to the roster for having this small “tournament” in the first place when the outcome is evident. Davey “The Savior” Boone will be HANDED the nCw World Heavy Weight title at nCw’s Road to the Gold. Why you may ask, because I’m the FRANCHISE of this business, I’m the cornerstone of the nCw, and I’m what’s behind the “mask” which is the nCw roster. I’ve worked the hardest out of every human being known to man kind that has ever graced nCw and SHOULD be the World Champion anyways! This week, I’m forced to face a human being by the name of Tank. Sure, he can lift cars with his bare hands but he’s never won a match in his life! I don’t plan on letting him start winning Sunday, I actually plan on his career ending before it begins! With this being said, I will now answer a few questions. Yes, you in the back.
Reporter Lady 1- Yes, you are telling us that you do not fear this man they call the Tank? He bench pressed 300 pounds 1,000 times, and that doesn’t strike fear in you?
Davey “The Savior” Boone- Ms., the only thing that scares me are the Telli-tubbies and that’s because I had, well, a little “falling out” with them when I was younger. A man with superhuman strength doesn’t make me afraid at all. Yes, you sir.
Reporter Man 1- It is reported that you had sexual relations with your former boss Seth Lerch in the WCF…
Davey “The Savior” Boone- I..DID..NOT…HAVE…SEXUAL…RELATIONS…WITH THAT MAN! And come on guys, let’s try to keep this nCw related. Seth Lerch couldn’t wash my jock strap, more or less come into nCw and do worth anything anyways. Ok, yes you sir.
Reporter Man 2- Could you please go into detail about why you think you should be “HANDED” the nCw World Heavy Weight Championship again?
Davey “The Savior” Boone- I…am..nCw..legend…greatest…wrestler…of all time! You Ms.?
Reporter Lady 2- Yes, I don’t believe you really understand what you are getting yourself into, I mean Tank is a marine and is by far the greatest athlete in a wrestling ring. Many people don’t believe you will get past him. How does that make you feel? AND, I’ve been with you and Seth and I can vouch that YOU couldn’t fill Seth’s jock!
Davey “The Savior” Boone- First off, you are a lying whore! Seth Lerch is unfamiliar with the womanly ways and current a virgin and will probably STAY a virgin. Secondly, you people know who you are talking to? Davey “The Savior” Boone and this is n-C- ****IN-w! My back yard, my turf, my house and I don’t let anybody come into MY HOUSE and tell me how things are ran and that goes for you too you stupid slut! Tank doesn’t have any idea what he’s gotten himself into; sure he’s an athlete and possibly a genetic phenomenon, but he’s probably got NO wrestling ability in his entire body! I’ve got more wrestling ability in my pinky toe than he does in his body! And that question is where I leave you. Thank you all and good day!
~**~Chuck guides Boone off of the podium as the media continues to ask questions but he leaves off into the background as the scene fades.~**~
Chuck Watson- There will be a brief statement given by the greatest nCw superstar that has ever lived, Davey Boone. Following his statement, you will be allowed to ask him a few questions in which he will answer truthfully. I will now introduce to you, the cornerstone of the nCw; Davey “The Savior” Boone!
~**~Boone comes from behind a curtain and approaches the podium as cameras snap even more than before. He begins to speak.~**~
Davey “The Savior” Boone- I want to thank everyone that made this happen. Me…..and, well…me again. I’d also like to thank me for putting this back together and I’d like to thank me again for creating this wonderful place to begin with. I’d also like to thank me again for working so hard and diligently on getting this place up and going. I’m not here to talk about the past or the fact that I’m a nCw legend. I’m not here to talk about me being the former nCw World Heavy Weight Champion, or the numerous other titles I’ve obtained in my career. I’m here to let everyone know that in a matter of weeks, I will be crowned the nCw World Heavy Weight Champion for the second time in my career. I’m sorry to the roster for having this small “tournament” in the first place when the outcome is evident. Davey “The Savior” Boone will be HANDED the nCw World Heavy Weight title at nCw’s Road to the Gold. Why you may ask, because I’m the FRANCHISE of this business, I’m the cornerstone of the nCw, and I’m what’s behind the “mask” which is the nCw roster. I’ve worked the hardest out of every human being known to man kind that has ever graced nCw and SHOULD be the World Champion anyways! This week, I’m forced to face a human being by the name of Tank. Sure, he can lift cars with his bare hands but he’s never won a match in his life! I don’t plan on letting him start winning Sunday, I actually plan on his career ending before it begins! With this being said, I will now answer a few questions. Yes, you in the back.
Reporter Lady 1- Yes, you are telling us that you do not fear this man they call the Tank? He bench pressed 300 pounds 1,000 times, and that doesn’t strike fear in you?
Davey “The Savior” Boone- Ms., the only thing that scares me are the Telli-tubbies and that’s because I had, well, a little “falling out” with them when I was younger. A man with superhuman strength doesn’t make me afraid at all. Yes, you sir.
Reporter Man 1- It is reported that you had sexual relations with your former boss Seth Lerch in the WCF…
Davey “The Savior” Boone- I..DID..NOT…HAVE…SEXUAL…RELATIONS…WITH THAT MAN! And come on guys, let’s try to keep this nCw related. Seth Lerch couldn’t wash my jock strap, more or less come into nCw and do worth anything anyways. Ok, yes you sir.
Reporter Man 2- Could you please go into detail about why you think you should be “HANDED” the nCw World Heavy Weight Championship again?
Davey “The Savior” Boone- I…am..nCw..legend…greatest…wrestler…of all time! You Ms.?
Reporter Lady 2- Yes, I don’t believe you really understand what you are getting yourself into, I mean Tank is a marine and is by far the greatest athlete in a wrestling ring. Many people don’t believe you will get past him. How does that make you feel? AND, I’ve been with you and Seth and I can vouch that YOU couldn’t fill Seth’s jock!
Davey “The Savior” Boone- First off, you are a lying whore! Seth Lerch is unfamiliar with the womanly ways and current a virgin and will probably STAY a virgin. Secondly, you people know who you are talking to? Davey “The Savior” Boone and this is n-C- ****IN-w! My back yard, my turf, my house and I don’t let anybody come into MY HOUSE and tell me how things are ran and that goes for you too you stupid slut! Tank doesn’t have any idea what he’s gotten himself into; sure he’s an athlete and possibly a genetic phenomenon, but he’s probably got NO wrestling ability in his entire body! I’ve got more wrestling ability in my pinky toe than he does in his body! And that question is where I leave you. Thank you all and good day!
~**~Chuck guides Boone off of the podium as the media continues to ask questions but he leaves off into the background as the scene fades.~**~