Post by Hexx on Jul 29, 2007 22:23:27 GMT -6
**Our scene opens up as we see Hexx and Mimic at a local supermarket in Dallas Texas. Mimic is pushing a cart full of groceries. There are several jars of chicken feet and pig snoats. Hexx reaches and picks up a jar of BBQ sauce.**
Mimic: {Mimic frails his arms about and begisn gesturing}
Hexx: {noticing Mimic's gestures} I don't care Mimic, I need Chicken feet for my rituals. I'm gonna have to perform some extra strong curses if I'm going to be Littles.
Mimic: {Gestures}
Hexx: Sorry, I mean Biggs.
**Hexx and Mimic continue down the aile until they see some snot nosed store stocker.**
Prepubescent Stocker: Oh my gawd! You're NAZI! I used to watch you guys all the time before you guys left nCw.
Mimic: {Gestures}
Hexx: I agree, it is always nice to meet a fan.
Bratty Stocker: Too bad I never got to see you guys win...
**Mimic gives Hexx a confused look and Hexx returns that very same look before he turns his attention back to that little bastard stocking green bean cans.**
Hexx: hey pal! I'm undefeated when facing nCw hall of famer Knucker, so get your facts straight, you n00b!
Virgin Stocker (possibly seth lerch): Oh i'm sorry sir, I didn't mean to offend you, I only ment that I've never seen you guys win a match.
Hexx: That's ok kid, just don't say something so blatantly stupid ever again, or I'll have to give you the Head Shrinker!
**Hexx smiles at Mimic contently before the two start heading down the isle to try and find what the needed. Just as the walk past the Dumb Stocker Kid he whispers something under his breath.**
Acned Stocker: **cough**loser**cough**
**Hexx turns around sharply bumping into shopping cart mimic is pushing. Hexx falls to the ground but gets up and heads to the kid. Mimic tries to hold him back and then gestures some more.**
Mimic: {hand signals}
Hexx: No Mimic I won't let it go, this kid desrespected the NAZI! Nobody insults the New Age Zen Invasion!
**Hexx looks down at the kid who has by this point wet his pants.**
PeePee Pants Stocker: yyyyessir?
Hexx: Kid I heard what you said and let me tell you something. This week nCw is starting back up and i've been entered into the Road to the Gold tournament. Sure I have to fight Smalls...
Mimic: {Gesturing}
Hexx: Excuse me, I mean Biggs, but I have NAZI blood running through my veins and with my black magic I will prevail. There will be no stopping the great Hexx, not Biggy Piggy not anybody! So I'm sure as hell not going to let some Virgin school kid talk to me like that. Mimic! Get the sharpie!
**Mimic reaches into his pocket and pulls out a sharpie marker, he thusly hands this marker to Hexx. Hexx pulls off the lid and draws a fruity french mustache on the kids face then gives him a tiny goatee, before replacing the lid and giving the sharpie back**
Hexx: Let that be a lessen to you kid, and if you happen to see Wiggy Biggy in this store tell him I've got a sharpie for him too.
**Hexx and mimic continue on their way.**
Mimic: {gestures}
Hexx: You're right I really should apologize I let my temper get the best of me.
**Hexx walks out of view as the camera stays focused on Mimic who is smily at Hexx's show of compassion. After a few seconds you hear a loud thud and then her foot steps coming towards the camera, Hexx comes into view and Mimic looks confused.**
Mimic: {Gestures}
Hexx: Oh I was going to apologize but I saw him trying to wipe off the sharpie and that enraged me. So I clocked him over the head with a frozen turkey.
**Mimic stands there and puts his hands on his hips giving Hexx a disappointed look.**
Hexx: Hey don't give me that look, he was asking for it lets go.
**Mimic stands still, and keeps giving the look.**
Hexx: Look Mimic, time is kinda a factor we should get out of here before somebody notices him and calls the cops.
**Mimic shakes his head before he continues to push the cart and the scene fades to black.**
Mimic: {Mimic frails his arms about and begisn gesturing}
Hexx: {noticing Mimic's gestures} I don't care Mimic, I need Chicken feet for my rituals. I'm gonna have to perform some extra strong curses if I'm going to be Littles.
Mimic: {Gestures}
Hexx: Sorry, I mean Biggs.
**Hexx and Mimic continue down the aile until they see some snot nosed store stocker.**
Prepubescent Stocker: Oh my gawd! You're NAZI! I used to watch you guys all the time before you guys left nCw.
Mimic: {Gestures}
Hexx: I agree, it is always nice to meet a fan.
Bratty Stocker: Too bad I never got to see you guys win...
**Mimic gives Hexx a confused look and Hexx returns that very same look before he turns his attention back to that little bastard stocking green bean cans.**
Hexx: hey pal! I'm undefeated when facing nCw hall of famer Knucker, so get your facts straight, you n00b!
Virgin Stocker (possibly seth lerch): Oh i'm sorry sir, I didn't mean to offend you, I only ment that I've never seen you guys win a match.
Hexx: That's ok kid, just don't say something so blatantly stupid ever again, or I'll have to give you the Head Shrinker!
**Hexx smiles at Mimic contently before the two start heading down the isle to try and find what the needed. Just as the walk past the Dumb Stocker Kid he whispers something under his breath.**
Acned Stocker: **cough**loser**cough**
**Hexx turns around sharply bumping into shopping cart mimic is pushing. Hexx falls to the ground but gets up and heads to the kid. Mimic tries to hold him back and then gestures some more.**
Mimic: {hand signals}
Hexx: No Mimic I won't let it go, this kid desrespected the NAZI! Nobody insults the New Age Zen Invasion!
**Hexx looks down at the kid who has by this point wet his pants.**
PeePee Pants Stocker: yyyyessir?
Hexx: Kid I heard what you said and let me tell you something. This week nCw is starting back up and i've been entered into the Road to the Gold tournament. Sure I have to fight Smalls...
Mimic: {Gesturing}
Hexx: Excuse me, I mean Biggs, but I have NAZI blood running through my veins and with my black magic I will prevail. There will be no stopping the great Hexx, not Biggy Piggy not anybody! So I'm sure as hell not going to let some Virgin school kid talk to me like that. Mimic! Get the sharpie!
**Mimic reaches into his pocket and pulls out a sharpie marker, he thusly hands this marker to Hexx. Hexx pulls off the lid and draws a fruity french mustache on the kids face then gives him a tiny goatee, before replacing the lid and giving the sharpie back**
Hexx: Let that be a lessen to you kid, and if you happen to see Wiggy Biggy in this store tell him I've got a sharpie for him too.
**Hexx and mimic continue on their way.**
Mimic: {gestures}
Hexx: You're right I really should apologize I let my temper get the best of me.
**Hexx walks out of view as the camera stays focused on Mimic who is smily at Hexx's show of compassion. After a few seconds you hear a loud thud and then her foot steps coming towards the camera, Hexx comes into view and Mimic looks confused.**
Mimic: {Gestures}
Hexx: Oh I was going to apologize but I saw him trying to wipe off the sharpie and that enraged me. So I clocked him over the head with a frozen turkey.
**Mimic stands there and puts his hands on his hips giving Hexx a disappointed look.**
Hexx: Hey don't give me that look, he was asking for it lets go.
**Mimic stands still, and keeps giving the look.**
Hexx: Look Mimic, time is kinda a factor we should get out of here before somebody notices him and calls the cops.
**Mimic shakes his head before he continues to push the cart and the scene fades to black.**