Post by Steve Awesome on Mar 22, 2009 4:05:29 GMT -6
“I waited paitently for her to come down stairs. I kept running the things I wanted to say around in my head over and over again. Although, regardless, they never seemed to sound good enough. I guess I’m my own worst critic. It seemed like ten minutes had passed, then fifteen, then twenty and just when I thought that she might have been up there forever…..I heard the creek of the steps. My head snapped in her direction in excitement and the sight of her damn near blew me away.”
“There she was…..standing on the landing of the stairs…dressed in a lace nightgown with a frilly over coat on over it. She looked super hot. I couldn’t believe it. She walked over and sat down next to me on her couch and she looked at me with those eyes of hers and she said…..”What did you wanna talk about?”
“I looked at her…and at first I didn’t even hear the question I was just so mesmerized. But it clicked eventually and then I was left with the daunting task of choosing one of the many corny, stupid, hopeless romantic lines I had circling around in my head and hoping it was cool enough for this girl. I took a deep breath and I closed my eyes…imagined a happy me, a few years from now, wrestling on the side and living my life with Jayde and Chrissy, and it helped me to say what I was feeling…..”
“JAYDEWILLYOUGOOUTWITHME!!!?”
Too bad it came out in a loud garbled mess. Embarrassed, I started scrambling for a chance to take the words back but Jayde was too busy laughing. I thought I was screwed but then she kissed me. One of those wild, sweaty, roll around all over the floor kind of kissing and eventually it lead to…..well…you know….”
Steve Awesome leans back in his chair, his arms crossed behind his head. Surrounding him at the table he was sitting at was Overdrive. If there was any bad blood about Steve and Falcon beating Mike and James last week….it wasn’t being shown now. MGK stares at Steve….
MGK: “That’s my boy!”
Steve and MGK high five over the table.
MGK: Dude….I knew you two were going to end up together.
JFK: Yeah….she completes you.
AJ Phoenix: Wait…wait….wait…..
Everybody stops and looks at AJ.
AJ Phoenix: She said yes right?
Awesome chuckles as he nods his head.
“Yeah…..twice….”
MGK offers Steve another high five.
MGK: That’s great. So tell me…is she a freak in the sheets? I know how them milfs can get sometimes.
“She is definitely a handful that’s for sure.”
JFK: Well that’s great Steve. Things are finally starting to look up for you dude. You got the girl, your on your way to becoming the new National Championship and you get to do the one thing we all dream of doing……break Falcons nose.”
Steve laughs, shrugging his shoulders as if to say….maybe your right…
“Yeah….and yet oddly enough….I can’t help but to feel sorry for Falcon.”
AJ grins.
AJ: Why because of how much of his ass your going to kick all over Madison Square Garden?
AJ bumps MGK on the shoulder to get his attention.
AJ: Text book promo lead in line.
Steve starts to shake his head…but concedes…and starts to nod his head.
“Well I guess there is that too but, I feel sorry for Falcon because no matter what happens at Sovereign this week…no matter who wins in that street fight……Falcon is going home alone. If I lose, I have Jayde to fall back on and help me dress me wounds. If I win….I have Jayde to help me celebrate. Either way….win or lose….Falcon ends up going home alone….putting on Adult Swim and passing out in front of the TV in his boxers. That’s a rough life.”
MGK: Man….that does sound rough.
AJ: Yeah…I’d hate it.
JFK looks at both of them with his eyebrow raised.
JFK: “What are you two talking about? Your both single. That is your life.”
Overdrive dives into some harmless arguing as Steve Awesome can only think about one thing…..Jayde.
The scene reopens inside Jaydes house. She Is sitting casually on her couch, talking on the phone and flipping through the channels on her television.
“Yeah….he asked me last night.”
She smiles, listening intently to the other person on the line.
“Oh it was so cute. He was so nervous.”
Another pause.
“Yeah, it took him awhile but I’m really happy he finally did it.”
That’s when Jayde notices that mysterious brown package sitting ominously by the front door of her house.
“Oh hey…that’s right! I got some kind of package in the mail that I never opened. I just never got around to it with all this Steve stuff happening.”
Jayde walks over and grabs the parcel from the floor and lifts it up to her face. She reaches in and pulls out the DVD that came inside it.
“Hmm…it’s some kind of DVD. I guess it’s supposed to warn me about something. So I don’t make the same mistakes or whatever.”
She flips it around in her fingers and she finds the label on the front.
“It says SA 08 on it. What does that mean?”
Jayde pops open the DVD case and pulls the disc out of it.
“You think I should watch it?……Okay…I’m going to put it in right now. I’ll call you later.”
Jayde pops onto the sofa and presses play on her DVD remote. The screen flips on and it immediately shows an image of Steve Awesome.
“Steve Awesome. Six foot two…two hundred and fourty four pounds. He’s not to big not to small. A great arsenal of wrestling moves and holds….stamina, determination, drive, perseverance,…..the self proclaimed “Awesome One” possesses each of these talents……but there’s one thing that makes Steve a very dangerous person.”
Jayde watches on as the DVD suddenly dives into quick cuts of Steve’s 2008 career.
Steve: You made the right choice, picking me to be in the Empire Davey. I won’t let you down.
The DVD cuts to the tenacious strikes Steve used on Davey when the Corporate Empire kicked him out.
Trent Helms: The only primate on your pathetic rock of a planet I trust is Steve Awesome. I know he has evolved to a further point and would never think about turning his back on me.”
Cut to a look of pure joy in his deep green eyes as Steve wields that steel chair like a mad man. Swinging is viciously Into his forearm. He laughs maniacally as the announcers yell for help.
The Ace: This man is the God father to my child. He’s been like a brother to me since the beginning and were going to use that bond to defeat you.
Cut to Steve Awesome threatening to rip The Ace’s shoulders out of there sockets if he didn’t tap out in front of all those people. Every time Ace refused Steve pulled harder….the intent to win or maim clear on the champions eyes.
The look on Jaydes face is that of horror. She never knew exactly what Steve had done before…she just knew that it wasn’t good. But never in her life did she expect to see these vicious acts being done by the man that had just became her boyfriend. The man that had spent time with her child.
“Steve Awesome may possess some great talent as a wrestler….but it’s none of those things that make him dangerous….”
The DVD cuts quickly and rapidally through all the other events in Steve’s career last year. From cheating to win, the sneak attacks…..the beat downs…the insults…..being mean to the fans….all of it and it goes quicker and quicker….faster and faster until it finally lands on the same image of Steve from earlier.
“……..it’s his ability to change at the drop of a dime. One minute you think you got Steve pegged…..but then he’ll turn on you. Ask Davey Ortega…ask Trent Helms…..ask The Ace. Steve Awesome Is not safe! He has no conscious. He’s done it before and he’ll do it again. Get out while you still can! Just thought you should know…..so you don’t make the same mistakes.”
The DVD cuts out and suddenly were left in silence. Jaydes eyes welled up with tears, her anger holding them back. And just at this point….you can see Steve Awesome stepping out of a car from the window. Jayde cracks her knuckles as the scene fades.
The handi-cam is rolling again. This time pointed directly at the face of a visibly upset Steve Awesome. His mind spinning after the events of the day. He takes a deep breath and sighs…finding it hard to speak the words he’s thinking. He turns his head away from the camera.
“Today started out as a happy day.”
He takes another deep sigh.
“I was riding high on the buzz of finally telling Jayde how I felt and her feeling the same way. I had that extra bounce in my step again and it felt so good that I had to tell my friends all about it. But then something happened…..”
A hand shoots through his hair.
“I was on my way up to the steps of Jayde’s front door when I barely had time to dodge a plate being flung at my head. She was out for blood because she apparently watched a DVD of my time here in nCw thus far. I guess a “best of” dvd that somehow managed to leak onto the internet. Some ass grabber couldn’t wait to see a collection of my greatest crimes to the wrestling world so they ripped it off the internet. And then it somehow got into the hands of the one person that shouldn’t have watched it.”
Steve Awesome buries his head in his palms. He groans.
“I know…I should have told her from the beginning. I should have explained to her why I was trying to get away from my past….but I couldn’t. How could I look her in the eye and tell her that I was this uncaring…inconsiderate prick who beat up his best friends and spit in the faces of the fans. How could I tell her that I was notorious for having a change of heart and leaving the people I cared about in a pool of there own blood. How could I tell her this and expect her not to just get up and walk out of my life right then and there?”
“I couldn’t do it.”
“Maybe it was selfish of me….maybe she would have understood that I really was different…..but would you believe it? Do you believe it now that your reminded of those heinous acts I committed last year? I was actually going to tell her all about it tonight but **** it now…..SHE KNOWS ALREADY!”
He pounds the wall nearby in anger.
“I came home today and she instantly told me that I wasn’t welcome at her home anymore. She told me that she never wanted to see me again and that she could never trust me ever. She was in such and emotional rampage that I couldn’t get through to her. I kept asking her what she meant…what she was talking about but all she could say was “THE DVD this….and THE DVD that….” what DVD I thought? The answer came shortly as it flew by my head on a mission to take me out.”
He raises his hands up and hovers them by his chest as if he were holding something.
“There….in my hands…was a little DVD. The DVD that I mentioned earlier…and it came in a little small package. The warning on the side….”so you don’t make the same mistakes”……and I racked my head for three hours on the bus ride back to New York. Who sent It? Then it finally hit me….”
Steve finally looks up into the camera. A fire in his eyes that we’ve rarely seen.
“Falcon.”
His hands form fists and he squeezes them so tightly they shake with rage.
“I don’t know if it’s you for sure Falcon…..but I need somebody to blame for this right now and you fit the bill. Hell…it came in a small package….that has you written all over it. All I wanna know is…why? You knew that I was happy. You knew that I was finally at a place where I wanted to be….and yet you decide to send this DVD? Is your life that much of a personal hell that you need other people to feel your pain too?”
Steve shakes his head….using his hand to wave off the previous question.
“You know what…I don’t care. That was the last straw Falcon….you’ve made this more personal than you could ever know. There’s no turning back now Falcon. It’s you vs. me……no holding back….everything on the line. You did something that broke my heart Falcon……”
Steve glares into the camera. His breaths heavy…his eyes sending daggers of hate as a single tear falls down his cheek.
“…so this Sunday…I’m coming to break your FACE!”
Steve Awesome shoves the camera down to the floor.
Static.
“There she was…..standing on the landing of the stairs…dressed in a lace nightgown with a frilly over coat on over it. She looked super hot. I couldn’t believe it. She walked over and sat down next to me on her couch and she looked at me with those eyes of hers and she said…..”What did you wanna talk about?”
“I looked at her…and at first I didn’t even hear the question I was just so mesmerized. But it clicked eventually and then I was left with the daunting task of choosing one of the many corny, stupid, hopeless romantic lines I had circling around in my head and hoping it was cool enough for this girl. I took a deep breath and I closed my eyes…imagined a happy me, a few years from now, wrestling on the side and living my life with Jayde and Chrissy, and it helped me to say what I was feeling…..”
“JAYDEWILLYOUGOOUTWITHME!!!?”
Too bad it came out in a loud garbled mess. Embarrassed, I started scrambling for a chance to take the words back but Jayde was too busy laughing. I thought I was screwed but then she kissed me. One of those wild, sweaty, roll around all over the floor kind of kissing and eventually it lead to…..well…you know….”
Steve Awesome leans back in his chair, his arms crossed behind his head. Surrounding him at the table he was sitting at was Overdrive. If there was any bad blood about Steve and Falcon beating Mike and James last week….it wasn’t being shown now. MGK stares at Steve….
MGK: “That’s my boy!”
Steve and MGK high five over the table.
MGK: Dude….I knew you two were going to end up together.
JFK: Yeah….she completes you.
AJ Phoenix: Wait…wait….wait…..
Everybody stops and looks at AJ.
AJ Phoenix: She said yes right?
Awesome chuckles as he nods his head.
“Yeah…..twice….”
MGK offers Steve another high five.
MGK: That’s great. So tell me…is she a freak in the sheets? I know how them milfs can get sometimes.
“She is definitely a handful that’s for sure.”
JFK: Well that’s great Steve. Things are finally starting to look up for you dude. You got the girl, your on your way to becoming the new National Championship and you get to do the one thing we all dream of doing……break Falcons nose.”
Steve laughs, shrugging his shoulders as if to say….maybe your right…
“Yeah….and yet oddly enough….I can’t help but to feel sorry for Falcon.”
AJ grins.
AJ: Why because of how much of his ass your going to kick all over Madison Square Garden?
AJ bumps MGK on the shoulder to get his attention.
AJ: Text book promo lead in line.
Steve starts to shake his head…but concedes…and starts to nod his head.
“Well I guess there is that too but, I feel sorry for Falcon because no matter what happens at Sovereign this week…no matter who wins in that street fight……Falcon is going home alone. If I lose, I have Jayde to fall back on and help me dress me wounds. If I win….I have Jayde to help me celebrate. Either way….win or lose….Falcon ends up going home alone….putting on Adult Swim and passing out in front of the TV in his boxers. That’s a rough life.”
MGK: Man….that does sound rough.
AJ: Yeah…I’d hate it.
JFK looks at both of them with his eyebrow raised.
JFK: “What are you two talking about? Your both single. That is your life.”
Overdrive dives into some harmless arguing as Steve Awesome can only think about one thing…..Jayde.
The scene reopens inside Jaydes house. She Is sitting casually on her couch, talking on the phone and flipping through the channels on her television.
“Yeah….he asked me last night.”
She smiles, listening intently to the other person on the line.
“Oh it was so cute. He was so nervous.”
Another pause.
“Yeah, it took him awhile but I’m really happy he finally did it.”
That’s when Jayde notices that mysterious brown package sitting ominously by the front door of her house.
“Oh hey…that’s right! I got some kind of package in the mail that I never opened. I just never got around to it with all this Steve stuff happening.”
Jayde walks over and grabs the parcel from the floor and lifts it up to her face. She reaches in and pulls out the DVD that came inside it.
“Hmm…it’s some kind of DVD. I guess it’s supposed to warn me about something. So I don’t make the same mistakes or whatever.”
She flips it around in her fingers and she finds the label on the front.
“It says SA 08 on it. What does that mean?”
Jayde pops open the DVD case and pulls the disc out of it.
“You think I should watch it?……Okay…I’m going to put it in right now. I’ll call you later.”
Jayde pops onto the sofa and presses play on her DVD remote. The screen flips on and it immediately shows an image of Steve Awesome.
“Steve Awesome. Six foot two…two hundred and fourty four pounds. He’s not to big not to small. A great arsenal of wrestling moves and holds….stamina, determination, drive, perseverance,…..the self proclaimed “Awesome One” possesses each of these talents……but there’s one thing that makes Steve a very dangerous person.”
Jayde watches on as the DVD suddenly dives into quick cuts of Steve’s 2008 career.
Steve: You made the right choice, picking me to be in the Empire Davey. I won’t let you down.
The DVD cuts to the tenacious strikes Steve used on Davey when the Corporate Empire kicked him out.
Trent Helms: The only primate on your pathetic rock of a planet I trust is Steve Awesome. I know he has evolved to a further point and would never think about turning his back on me.”
Cut to a look of pure joy in his deep green eyes as Steve wields that steel chair like a mad man. Swinging is viciously Into his forearm. He laughs maniacally as the announcers yell for help.
The Ace: This man is the God father to my child. He’s been like a brother to me since the beginning and were going to use that bond to defeat you.
Cut to Steve Awesome threatening to rip The Ace’s shoulders out of there sockets if he didn’t tap out in front of all those people. Every time Ace refused Steve pulled harder….the intent to win or maim clear on the champions eyes.
The look on Jaydes face is that of horror. She never knew exactly what Steve had done before…she just knew that it wasn’t good. But never in her life did she expect to see these vicious acts being done by the man that had just became her boyfriend. The man that had spent time with her child.
“Steve Awesome may possess some great talent as a wrestler….but it’s none of those things that make him dangerous….”
The DVD cuts quickly and rapidally through all the other events in Steve’s career last year. From cheating to win, the sneak attacks…..the beat downs…the insults…..being mean to the fans….all of it and it goes quicker and quicker….faster and faster until it finally lands on the same image of Steve from earlier.
“……..it’s his ability to change at the drop of a dime. One minute you think you got Steve pegged…..but then he’ll turn on you. Ask Davey Ortega…ask Trent Helms…..ask The Ace. Steve Awesome Is not safe! He has no conscious. He’s done it before and he’ll do it again. Get out while you still can! Just thought you should know…..so you don’t make the same mistakes.”
The DVD cuts out and suddenly were left in silence. Jaydes eyes welled up with tears, her anger holding them back. And just at this point….you can see Steve Awesome stepping out of a car from the window. Jayde cracks her knuckles as the scene fades.
The handi-cam is rolling again. This time pointed directly at the face of a visibly upset Steve Awesome. His mind spinning after the events of the day. He takes a deep breath and sighs…finding it hard to speak the words he’s thinking. He turns his head away from the camera.
“Today started out as a happy day.”
He takes another deep sigh.
“I was riding high on the buzz of finally telling Jayde how I felt and her feeling the same way. I had that extra bounce in my step again and it felt so good that I had to tell my friends all about it. But then something happened…..”
A hand shoots through his hair.
“I was on my way up to the steps of Jayde’s front door when I barely had time to dodge a plate being flung at my head. She was out for blood because she apparently watched a DVD of my time here in nCw thus far. I guess a “best of” dvd that somehow managed to leak onto the internet. Some ass grabber couldn’t wait to see a collection of my greatest crimes to the wrestling world so they ripped it off the internet. And then it somehow got into the hands of the one person that shouldn’t have watched it.”
Steve Awesome buries his head in his palms. He groans.
“I know…I should have told her from the beginning. I should have explained to her why I was trying to get away from my past….but I couldn’t. How could I look her in the eye and tell her that I was this uncaring…inconsiderate prick who beat up his best friends and spit in the faces of the fans. How could I tell her that I was notorious for having a change of heart and leaving the people I cared about in a pool of there own blood. How could I tell her this and expect her not to just get up and walk out of my life right then and there?”
“I couldn’t do it.”
“Maybe it was selfish of me….maybe she would have understood that I really was different…..but would you believe it? Do you believe it now that your reminded of those heinous acts I committed last year? I was actually going to tell her all about it tonight but **** it now…..SHE KNOWS ALREADY!”
He pounds the wall nearby in anger.
“I came home today and she instantly told me that I wasn’t welcome at her home anymore. She told me that she never wanted to see me again and that she could never trust me ever. She was in such and emotional rampage that I couldn’t get through to her. I kept asking her what she meant…what she was talking about but all she could say was “THE DVD this….and THE DVD that….” what DVD I thought? The answer came shortly as it flew by my head on a mission to take me out.”
He raises his hands up and hovers them by his chest as if he were holding something.
“There….in my hands…was a little DVD. The DVD that I mentioned earlier…and it came in a little small package. The warning on the side….”so you don’t make the same mistakes”……and I racked my head for three hours on the bus ride back to New York. Who sent It? Then it finally hit me….”
Steve finally looks up into the camera. A fire in his eyes that we’ve rarely seen.
“Falcon.”
His hands form fists and he squeezes them so tightly they shake with rage.
“I don’t know if it’s you for sure Falcon…..but I need somebody to blame for this right now and you fit the bill. Hell…it came in a small package….that has you written all over it. All I wanna know is…why? You knew that I was happy. You knew that I was finally at a place where I wanted to be….and yet you decide to send this DVD? Is your life that much of a personal hell that you need other people to feel your pain too?”
Steve shakes his head….using his hand to wave off the previous question.
“You know what…I don’t care. That was the last straw Falcon….you’ve made this more personal than you could ever know. There’s no turning back now Falcon. It’s you vs. me……no holding back….everything on the line. You did something that broke my heart Falcon……”
Steve glares into the camera. His breaths heavy…his eyes sending daggers of hate as a single tear falls down his cheek.
“…so this Sunday…I’m coming to break your FACE!”
Steve Awesome shoves the camera down to the floor.
Static.