Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Apr 21, 2009 22:31:58 GMT -6
*The scene opens in on the mobile Dirty Deal locker room as its cruising Highway 66. At least I assume so.*
Curtis: We don't have our gold.
Ron: I know.
Curtis: We fought, we maimed, hell, I broke Angel in half! Yet some how, some way, we still stand here as the unofficial NCW tag team champions.
Ron: Those belts, they will be ours.
Curtis: But yet now, we've been put in a match where one of us could end up with the Xtreme Title. A match where we've already proven our dominance over half the individuals, so is there really a point in talking about Joe Loserman.
Ron: Is there ever a point with him?
Curtis: I heard he finally beat a guy.
Ron: Good for him, kids moving up.
Curtis: Jack Hammer, we beat him without even knowing we were going to fight him. He's just a big goon that doesn't even stand a chance, once again, no point to even mention him.
Ron: But you already did?
Curtis: Touche. Then of course Sexy Jason, a man who has never beat us.
Ron: Ever.
Amber: My Jason will triumph, and he'll save me?
Ron: Shut up!
Curtis: He doesn't want you. He doesn't want your used up, dried up, and dirtied up self. He's already found a new woman.
Amber: That's a lie!
Curtis: You know how he is with the ladies, you really think he'd still care about you after all this time? No one cares about you. Except us of course, but only as long as you're useful.
Ron: Which will be a long time with what we have planed for you.
Curtis: So really, we need to focus on Bates. He's seemed unstoppable. He's beaten just about everyone there is. But he hasn't beaten us.
Ron: It's easy to dominate over a bunch of losers like Bates has, but now its time to face some real talent.
Curtis: If there's anything we're better at than tag team matches it's xtreme matches! We get to be in the ring at the same time, we're still a tag team. This is basically Dirty Deal versus a loser team we've already beaten versus Joe versus Bates.
Ron: Yeah, but there can only be one winner.
Curtis: Well hell, we injure and destroy everyone else, then I guess we'll just duke it out to see who gets to pin the carcasses. Nothing wrong with that. It'll be a little friendly competition.
Ron: Makes sense.
Curtis: And it'll show we know how to behave enough to CEOs.
Ron: Also true.
Curtis: And I don't need to demean my partner and friend like we do these other losers. I can take the high road. If I was a jerk or a bastard like the others, I could bring up the fact that I have a better win loss record than you in singles competition. Or I could mention the fact that the rare times we do lose, you're the guy that's usually getting pinned. I could say all that. But I won't buddy.
Ron: ...thanks...
Curtis: We stand as the personification of excellence in NCW. We are fully and rightfully deserving of being CEOs. The tag titles would have cemented it, but Angel and Burns were probably hopped up on steroids. But when one door closes, another door opens. When one of us wins that Xtreme Title, we won't be denied.
Ron: Who says only one of us will win it?
Curtis: ...
*Curtis smirks as the scene fades out.*
Curtis: We don't have our gold.
Ron: I know.
Curtis: We fought, we maimed, hell, I broke Angel in half! Yet some how, some way, we still stand here as the unofficial NCW tag team champions.
Ron: Those belts, they will be ours.
Curtis: But yet now, we've been put in a match where one of us could end up with the Xtreme Title. A match where we've already proven our dominance over half the individuals, so is there really a point in talking about Joe Loserman.
Ron: Is there ever a point with him?
Curtis: I heard he finally beat a guy.
Ron: Good for him, kids moving up.
Curtis: Jack Hammer, we beat him without even knowing we were going to fight him. He's just a big goon that doesn't even stand a chance, once again, no point to even mention him.
Ron: But you already did?
Curtis: Touche. Then of course Sexy Jason, a man who has never beat us.
Ron: Ever.
Amber: My Jason will triumph, and he'll save me?
Ron: Shut up!
Curtis: He doesn't want you. He doesn't want your used up, dried up, and dirtied up self. He's already found a new woman.
Amber: That's a lie!
Curtis: You know how he is with the ladies, you really think he'd still care about you after all this time? No one cares about you. Except us of course, but only as long as you're useful.
Ron: Which will be a long time with what we have planed for you.
Curtis: So really, we need to focus on Bates. He's seemed unstoppable. He's beaten just about everyone there is. But he hasn't beaten us.
Ron: It's easy to dominate over a bunch of losers like Bates has, but now its time to face some real talent.
Curtis: If there's anything we're better at than tag team matches it's xtreme matches! We get to be in the ring at the same time, we're still a tag team. This is basically Dirty Deal versus a loser team we've already beaten versus Joe versus Bates.
Ron: Yeah, but there can only be one winner.
Curtis: Well hell, we injure and destroy everyone else, then I guess we'll just duke it out to see who gets to pin the carcasses. Nothing wrong with that. It'll be a little friendly competition.
Ron: Makes sense.
Curtis: And it'll show we know how to behave enough to CEOs.
Ron: Also true.
Curtis: And I don't need to demean my partner and friend like we do these other losers. I can take the high road. If I was a jerk or a bastard like the others, I could bring up the fact that I have a better win loss record than you in singles competition. Or I could mention the fact that the rare times we do lose, you're the guy that's usually getting pinned. I could say all that. But I won't buddy.
Ron: ...thanks...
Curtis: We stand as the personification of excellence in NCW. We are fully and rightfully deserving of being CEOs. The tag titles would have cemented it, but Angel and Burns were probably hopped up on steroids. But when one door closes, another door opens. When one of us wins that Xtreme Title, we won't be denied.
Ron: Who says only one of us will win it?
Curtis: ...
*Curtis smirks as the scene fades out.*