Post by Ron Gibson on Apr 24, 2009 22:10:40 GMT -6
**Ron kicks open the door of his mobile home. As he walks out, he has in hand the fox that was mentioned in curtis's roleplay. Also he carries a box of matches and makes a fire. He looks down at the fox, as blood drips from it's wound... licks it... shakes his head agreeing it taste just right. Then throws it in the fire.**
Russell: NO!!!! It will burn like that.
Amber: Fox? Are we really going to eat that?
Ron: I'm sorry... we couldn't get delievery here. Plus with your lack of clients and pushing this week... we need to cut back because we have some cussing to do.
Amber: I'm not eating that...
Ron: Eat that... or a piece of my shoe which is right by your feet. One or the other....
Amber: Fine....
Ron: See... that's how I control things.
**Russell pulls the fox out, then sets up one of those rotating stick things, so it can properly be cooked for the best taste**
Ron: Jason... I like how you got a new main squeeze. I like how amber has forever been tossed aside now that you have said new woman.
Amber: .....
Ron: You can't deny it... soon the sexy jason sextacular tape will be all over america online.
Amber: AOL?
Ron: Yes... you know how people get to the internet. AOL! Never heard of it? If I refer you to it, I get 10,000 free hours. Interested?
Amber: NO thanks. I have broadband...
Ron: Hahaha good luck downloading on that slow ****.
Amber: ....
Ron: Don't worry. I know Russell isn't much of a play thing for you. So... while in the commotion of everything going down this sunday. You will be responsible for kidnapping jade... that way you both can earn dirty deal twice the profit. It's goood. Good idea.
Curtis: Excellent idea. Doubt sexy jason will allow that though.
Ron: Why? He'll just get another woman off america online chatroom. He moves on really quickly because he honestly fakes his love to get the lovin'.
Amber: NO!!!! He really loved me.... We were meant to be together forever.
Ron: Sure. now him and jade will be... then him and jackie.... and rachel... rhonda.... and so on. This man is nothing but a traveling sperm bank, that I doubt he really has any time to focus on the ring. He's in it, to get it from all the adoring fans. That he does.... in the midst of this new love. He's already starting **** and claiming otherwise, that neither me or curtis will be successful in our attempts to end him.
**Ron watches russell, as he licks the fox.**
Ron: Eww... black germs. Wash that off with soap now.
Russell: But it will get ruined...
Ron: WASH IT!!!!
**Russell goes back to the trailer and comes back with bleach**
Ron: Jason, I think in the past we mentioned this. We, as in dirty deal are on the same wavelength. We think alike and always have the same idea's, it's not our fault. It's just kind of a glitch in our system that can't be fixed. We get over it... we make things change from time to time but mostly were pissed and just go off. Like you said... the past is in the past. In the past, we could defeat you with ease. You thinking throwing weapons in this environment helps you? You think everyone is just going to drop what their doing and take out dirty deal because we annoy everyone here? Honestly are you saying you can do it yourself? Like... with no help? Take a chair... plant it into my skull.... and defeat me? Has the stuff really got to your head? Are your brains toasted? You doubt what we did in the past, wanting to ignore it just cause you can weld a sink at me. Right... the day sexy jason gets one over on me. Is the day I take amber to bed.
Russell: NO!!!!
Amber: ugh...
Ron: What?
Russell: nothing...
**The fox is clearly ruined right now. Ron sees that, he stares at russell for ruining a feast of the ages. He then pictures him... cooking... roasting for all to feast**
Ron: nah... not a fan of dark meat.
**Russell backs off... walks then runs to the mobile home**
Ron: By the way.... you're tits are sagging jason. That's why i mistakenly called you a woman on purpose.
Curtis: Nice cans... by means of unnatural enhancement.
Ron: If their are dirtier wrestlers then ourselves... then I would like to see this. From my perspective joe everymaninsideme, you, bates, and jackhammer. Not those addressed. Certainly not jason.... since I have been going on about him for it seems like a year. If there is anyone dirtier then us... then it's us. Just cause we haven't had the chance to show everyone how dirty we can be. This is why, the environment we have been placed in will show that skill off. Prove for the 6 or so months we have been here, that you haven't truly seen dirty. Mediocre dirtiness... yes. Like the mediocre xtreme champion who called himself kristoff.
Curtis: CHRIST OFF YOU TOO!
Amber: Shut up.
Ron: Eat that bleached fox you whore.
Amber: I rather eat a....
Russell: Please say peeeen....
Ron: Don't finish that. Bates... again. Being cryptic with your messages. I understand... you have to hide behind words because you can't show yourself when your saying them. You pronounce your fear in words because you don't want other more talented people to see that you truly are in soul. You hide... you talk... you make perfect sense... I get it. You try to foul around with guys like me and curtis so we take you lightly. So we lower our guard, thus you walk in with lower the fear. Giving you the strength to not be so afraid in look. You don't trust jason... who would? A man that would take any shortcut to get what he wanted... though those shortcuts actually don't work and he fails hard. Don't worry... you don't need to help him. No matter what we're going to beat your ass. Don't piss us off in the process by helping that scumbag get vengeance for not being a man in the first place to save his woman from guys like us to turn her into a whore....
Curtis: run on....
Ron: Just do your thing. That title you can't even give away will be taken away be either me or curtis. It will be forcefully removed by means of.... anything possible. Then you can be on your marry way down the yellow brick road... You don't need to fear individuals like ourselves. You don't need to hide behind a piece of paper and trying to be all secretive. It's all coming around... soon dirty deal will strike gold. If that means piling a few bodies to get there.....
Curtis: So be it.
Ron: Dead men walking....
Curtis: into their own graves.
Amber: Pfft.......
**Amber kicks dirt which turns out to be mud or something similar. It smacks ron in the face...**
Ron: Don't worry.... kick dog **** in my eyes. I won't hurt you... I'll hurt those you love.
Curtis: Jason!
Ron: Make sure you do your job... CONVERT JADE!!!
Amber: Never.
Ron: Then I guess someone is walking home tonight.... strapped to the mobile home.
Amber: What?
Curtis: Haha
Russell: That's not legal.
Ron: Well then it will be your job to get us out of it.... when she doesn't survive.
Amber: I'm sorry... I am.... I won't....
Ron: You're lucky.... I'm feeling generous tonight. Else we would be dragging your body down I-90.
**Russell looks around.... as he snips a picture of amber crying. Then as he is caught, russell throws the fox at her to remain with the "cool" kids.**
Russell: NO!!!! It will burn like that.
Amber: Fox? Are we really going to eat that?
Ron: I'm sorry... we couldn't get delievery here. Plus with your lack of clients and pushing this week... we need to cut back because we have some cussing to do.
Amber: I'm not eating that...
Ron: Eat that... or a piece of my shoe which is right by your feet. One or the other....
Amber: Fine....
Ron: See... that's how I control things.
**Russell pulls the fox out, then sets up one of those rotating stick things, so it can properly be cooked for the best taste**
Ron: Jason... I like how you got a new main squeeze. I like how amber has forever been tossed aside now that you have said new woman.
Amber: .....
Ron: You can't deny it... soon the sexy jason sextacular tape will be all over america online.
Amber: AOL?
Ron: Yes... you know how people get to the internet. AOL! Never heard of it? If I refer you to it, I get 10,000 free hours. Interested?
Amber: NO thanks. I have broadband...
Ron: Hahaha good luck downloading on that slow ****.
Amber: ....
Ron: Don't worry. I know Russell isn't much of a play thing for you. So... while in the commotion of everything going down this sunday. You will be responsible for kidnapping jade... that way you both can earn dirty deal twice the profit. It's goood. Good idea.
Curtis: Excellent idea. Doubt sexy jason will allow that though.
Ron: Why? He'll just get another woman off america online chatroom. He moves on really quickly because he honestly fakes his love to get the lovin'.
Amber: NO!!!! He really loved me.... We were meant to be together forever.
Ron: Sure. now him and jade will be... then him and jackie.... and rachel... rhonda.... and so on. This man is nothing but a traveling sperm bank, that I doubt he really has any time to focus on the ring. He's in it, to get it from all the adoring fans. That he does.... in the midst of this new love. He's already starting **** and claiming otherwise, that neither me or curtis will be successful in our attempts to end him.
**Ron watches russell, as he licks the fox.**
Ron: Eww... black germs. Wash that off with soap now.
Russell: But it will get ruined...
Ron: WASH IT!!!!
**Russell goes back to the trailer and comes back with bleach**
Ron: Jason, I think in the past we mentioned this. We, as in dirty deal are on the same wavelength. We think alike and always have the same idea's, it's not our fault. It's just kind of a glitch in our system that can't be fixed. We get over it... we make things change from time to time but mostly were pissed and just go off. Like you said... the past is in the past. In the past, we could defeat you with ease. You thinking throwing weapons in this environment helps you? You think everyone is just going to drop what their doing and take out dirty deal because we annoy everyone here? Honestly are you saying you can do it yourself? Like... with no help? Take a chair... plant it into my skull.... and defeat me? Has the stuff really got to your head? Are your brains toasted? You doubt what we did in the past, wanting to ignore it just cause you can weld a sink at me. Right... the day sexy jason gets one over on me. Is the day I take amber to bed.
Russell: NO!!!!
Amber: ugh...
Ron: What?
Russell: nothing...
**The fox is clearly ruined right now. Ron sees that, he stares at russell for ruining a feast of the ages. He then pictures him... cooking... roasting for all to feast**
Ron: nah... not a fan of dark meat.
**Russell backs off... walks then runs to the mobile home**
Ron: By the way.... you're tits are sagging jason. That's why i mistakenly called you a woman on purpose.
Curtis: Nice cans... by means of unnatural enhancement.
Ron: If their are dirtier wrestlers then ourselves... then I would like to see this. From my perspective joe everymaninsideme, you, bates, and jackhammer. Not those addressed. Certainly not jason.... since I have been going on about him for it seems like a year. If there is anyone dirtier then us... then it's us. Just cause we haven't had the chance to show everyone how dirty we can be. This is why, the environment we have been placed in will show that skill off. Prove for the 6 or so months we have been here, that you haven't truly seen dirty. Mediocre dirtiness... yes. Like the mediocre xtreme champion who called himself kristoff.
Curtis: CHRIST OFF YOU TOO!
Amber: Shut up.
Ron: Eat that bleached fox you whore.
Amber: I rather eat a....
Russell: Please say peeeen....
Ron: Don't finish that. Bates... again. Being cryptic with your messages. I understand... you have to hide behind words because you can't show yourself when your saying them. You pronounce your fear in words because you don't want other more talented people to see that you truly are in soul. You hide... you talk... you make perfect sense... I get it. You try to foul around with guys like me and curtis so we take you lightly. So we lower our guard, thus you walk in with lower the fear. Giving you the strength to not be so afraid in look. You don't trust jason... who would? A man that would take any shortcut to get what he wanted... though those shortcuts actually don't work and he fails hard. Don't worry... you don't need to help him. No matter what we're going to beat your ass. Don't piss us off in the process by helping that scumbag get vengeance for not being a man in the first place to save his woman from guys like us to turn her into a whore....
Curtis: run on....
Ron: Just do your thing. That title you can't even give away will be taken away be either me or curtis. It will be forcefully removed by means of.... anything possible. Then you can be on your marry way down the yellow brick road... You don't need to fear individuals like ourselves. You don't need to hide behind a piece of paper and trying to be all secretive. It's all coming around... soon dirty deal will strike gold. If that means piling a few bodies to get there.....
Curtis: So be it.
Ron: Dead men walking....
Curtis: into their own graves.
Amber: Pfft.......
**Amber kicks dirt which turns out to be mud or something similar. It smacks ron in the face...**
Ron: Don't worry.... kick dog **** in my eyes. I won't hurt you... I'll hurt those you love.
Curtis: Jason!
Ron: Make sure you do your job... CONVERT JADE!!!
Amber: Never.
Ron: Then I guess someone is walking home tonight.... strapped to the mobile home.
Amber: What?
Curtis: Haha
Russell: That's not legal.
Ron: Well then it will be your job to get us out of it.... when she doesn't survive.
Amber: I'm sorry... I am.... I won't....
Ron: You're lucky.... I'm feeling generous tonight. Else we would be dragging your body down I-90.
**Russell looks around.... as he snips a picture of amber crying. Then as he is caught, russell throws the fox at her to remain with the "cool" kids.**