Post by Keybo Shabaz on Apr 1, 2009 19:59:51 GMT -6
(Everybody wants you by Damone plays in the background, signaling the start of nCws favorite TV show, the Pulse! A highlight clip of nCws finest is shown for an opening montage. Fade in a soundstage, with a large desk and a neon "The Pulse" sign behind it. A man sits at the desk, black suit, grey tie, he shuffles the papers in front of him as the music fades and the camera shifts into position.)
Keybo: Welcome to the hottest show in New Championship Wrestling! That's right, forget O-TV, forget the Fox Line, forget Over the Top, this is where it is at my friends.
The Pulse!
Another week, another wednesday, and another exciting episode of The Pulse! It feels like Soverign just ended, but we're swiftly setting up for one hell of a Night to Remember. But, there's much more action to get to before that happens, and you'll only hear about what you miss here. So, it's time for The Rundown!
(Keybo spins in the chair, stopping when he's facing the left side of the desk, looking into camera #2.)
Keybo: Trauma this week was all about the tag teams. Both members of Dirty Deal were in action, Rob Diamond made an appearance, and we once again saw an unorthadox tag team take on our resident odd couple.
Kevin Kruger vs Curtis Kanyon
Keybo: For a while, it seemed like just any other normal match. Then Curtis went off the deep end and lost it, going so far as to injure the man. The question I have is, where was the Ace? According to him, Kevin doesn't deserve his help, claiming jealousy ovwe the World title. (sniff sniff) I smell paranoia. Either way, Hasta la vista Kruger, write when you get work.
Curtis Kanyon 1-0
Rob Diamond vs Ron Gibson
Keybo: Two teams vying for the number one spot at Angel and Burns. Diamond and the Honch have been tearing it up, Dirty Deal has been destroying people. It came to a head here, but this is just the beginning.
Ron Gibson 1-1
Falcon and Steve Awesome vs Homeless Harold and Kristoff Liam Bates
Keybo: Who thought that the one tag team in this match that wasn't likely to play nice would actually play nice? Who would have thought that Falcon would pull a assanine move like walking away from Steve? Sometimes I don't understand wrestling.
Falcon and Steve Awesome 1-2
Keybo: That was it for Trauma. THE best way to spend a Saturday night at home. Period. But, it's really just a teaser for sunday.. and Collision!
Collision started strong, and finished stronger. Angel got some words of encouragement from Dirty Deal, Adam play a little bit of head games with the Ace right before his big title defense, and in a final twist of fate, acting CEO Kelly Fox was fired from her staff duties. Bout time I say.. she can't fire me now, right? Good.
Shaddix vs MGK vs Mike Honcho
Keybo: Well, the bragging rights were there. And they were taken. By the magic mister mistopheles Karn. Way to go man.
MGK 2-2
Mark Evil vs Joe Everyman
Xtreme Rules
Keybo: These two have a great history of blood and violence, and now we get to be a small part of it. Joe showed that he can thrive in extreme rules as well as anyone else. Hear that knocking Kristoff? Everyman is at the door.
Joe Everyman 3-2
Jimmy Zane vs Xavier Williams
Keybo: It's official. I can no longer make Xavier Williams win wrestling matches by betting against him. But, I committed to him from the beginning, and I stand by my commitments. But, all that aside, nice job Zane. You done good kid.
Jimmy Zane 4-2
Jack Hammond vs Jackhammer
Keybo: This is what? Round 3 of the Hammy and Hammer saga? Maybe the third time is the charm after all. After taking two hellacious beatings from Jackhammer in the past, Hammond found a way to dig deep enough and defeat the big man. Kudos you little furball.
Jack Hammond 5-2
Adam Knite and Angel vs Overdrive
Keybo: What happens when an Angel loses it's wings? He needs a savior of his own in that right. This night the saving was done by Adam. Overdrive tried their best, but now I'm thinking the best thing for them to do would be just to sit back and watch the fireworks.
Adam Knite and Angel 6-2
The Ace (c) vs Sexy Jason
Cage Match for the NCWWorld Heavyweight Championship
Keybo: Blame can only get you so far. Pissing off the Ace got Sexy Jason a title match, but it also got him a world class beatdown. Sorry kid, but you can only come so close before you have to start trying.
The Ace 7-2
Week: 7-2
2009: 34-19
Keybo: And two weeks later we have forgotten my subparness, which is good. It means my cognicant powers are working again. That means we can go... Into the Future!
(Keybo spins the chair again, stopping facing the other way. He reaches down and puts on weird turban, looking like the thing Johnny Carson used to do. The camera switching to #3.)
Keybo: That's right, all the way to April 4th when once again it's Trauma Time!
Ron Gibson vs Jack Hammond vs Shaddix
Keybo: Go Jack! Trauma needs a former World Champion to open it every now and again. Makes the show feel special, you know? Now win, and you'll make me feel special.
Jack Hammond
Kristoff Liam Bates vs Spike Kane
Keybo: The Spiked one makes his return to an NCW ring. We'll find out just how much the God of Xtreme can teach the Xtremely normal one. Or if he's lost a step since his departure.
Kristoff Liam Bates
Angel vs JFK
Keybo: Trauma comes to a close with two of the best fighting for the glory of the their respective factions. Question is, is Angels heart so broken that he can't focus without help? Something tells me that someone (coughAJcough) will snap him out of it.
Angel
Keybo: And that will do it for Trauma. However, my psychic powers are not all used up yet.. Let's take a look at Collision. All the way to April 5th!
Lords of Destruction vs Diamond and Honcho
Keybo: The Sexy Hammer starts it's run, right here, right now. Unfortunately, they run headlong into a Magic Diamond Speedbump. It's a very big speedbump.
Diamond and Honcho
Joe Everyman vs Curtis Kanyon
Xtreme Rules
Keybo: My man Everyman makes another foray into the world of extreme when he takes on one half of Dirty Deal. You guys know I love the J to the E, but I think this time he bites off a bit more than he can chew.
Curtis Kanyon
Falcon vs AJ Phoenix
Keybo: This match has been speculated about forever, but it hasn't happened until now. And I can't wait for it either. Come on AJ, wipe the smirk off that blue birds face.
AJ Phoenix
Adam Knite vs MGK
Keybo: Part 3 of this weeks Res/Rev war. It looks like MGK has shaken off whatever rust he had by not competing, and now he's ready for a real challenge. Enter the Knite, stage left.
MGK
Xavier Williams vs Brad Kane
Keybo: Xavier takes on his former stable leader in Brad Kane. To be honest, I've been waiting for it for some time now. Let's just hope Brad Kane sticks around long enough for it.
Xavier Williams
Steve Awesome (c) vs Jimmy Zane
National Championship Match
Keybo: Two weeks after dethroning the longest National Champion in company history, Steve Awesome faces another test as a fighting Champion by facing Jimmy Zane. But after last weeks signal, it looks like Falcon isn't just going to give up. But, even so, Awesome is still exactly that..
Steve Awesome
The Ace vs Homeless Harold
Keybo: Harold seems to be plowing through the ranks faster than he thought. This could go one of two ways. One, Adam could be using Harold to soften up the Ace. Or, Harold can use this opportunity to impress the front office. Either way, The Ace is in for a hectic night.
The Ace
(He spins around again, back to the center, and camera #1, losing the turban in the process.)
Keybo: Ok that's all the time we have for this week, I'm your host, Keybo Shabaz. Always remember..
Steel chairs are fun..
Barbed wire is a good time..
and always tip your waitress...
Good night..
(Everybody wants you by Damone starts to play as the camera fades to black.)
Keybo: April Fools day! Ha.. anyway, Joining me in the studio is the only man in Overdrive not named Karn, AJ Phoenix!
("Crashing around you" by Machine Head plays as AJ steps out from the back. He walks up to the barricade that seperates the stage from the audience and touches hands with the throngs of people there. Then he shakes hands with Keybo and takes a seat on the couch.)
Keybo: Welcome to the Pulse, AJ.
AJ: Good to be here my man.
Keybo: You look like you've been having fun out there. Overdrive is doing well, the Resistance is zipping right along.
AJ: Yeah, man, it's great. The tide is turning. The Revolution can't hide behind Kelly anymore. It's a great day for wrestling.
Keybo: So what's next for AJ Phoenix? With Steve the National Champion, the Ace is the World Champion, and the Karns set after the tag titles, what about you? Going to take another shot at the X Division?
AJ: Maybe. Right now, I'm trying to help a very good friend get through a tough time.
Keybo: Not so sure that's a great idea, but that's on you.
AJ: I'll take my chances.
Keybo: If you say so. How about some fan questions?
AJ: Hit me.
Keybo: Some guy.. from somewhere.. I need to stop taking these questions. Hey AJ... how does it feel to know that you will never be as good an Angel?
AJ: How does it feel knowing you'll die a virgin? Like my poor friend Jeff...
Keybo: That's not an answer, but a sick burn. Phil McKrevas from San Francisco, California asks.. AJ, you're so damn sexy, when will you be in Playgirl?
AJ: I hope Phil is a girls name now...but uh....I'm not going to pose nude...cause the paper needed to get all the right..parts..in frame would take up to many trees...
Keybo: I need to fire my question screener.. Lotsa Crotch.. ok, this is ridiculous.. anyway, Lotsa Fat asks Are you looking for a new girlfriend? I got lots of girls I am willing to uh...lease to you should you need them. Also you suck and Angel rules!
AJ: Yes Angel rules..we know this and I don't need any help getting girls..unlike my good friend Jeff...
Keybo: I hope he's a real good friend..
AJ: He is..
Keybo: Ok, last one.. Erez Gay from Israel asks..Hey AJ, my six year old is having a birthday party next week, and the clown we arranged to appear canceled out at the last second. Think you could show up and sign autographs or something?
AJ: That looks like a job for my authorised double.....
Keybo: You have a stand in?
AJ: Yep, I bring him everywhere. That way there's always someone to confuse the authorities with.
Keybo: Ok... Anyway, Thank you for coming AJ.
AJ: Anytime Keybo.
Keybo: That's all the time we have left. For all of us here at New Championship Wrestling this is Keybo Shabaz! Always remember..
Steel Chairs are fun...
Barbed Wire is a good time...
And always tip your waitress!
Good night.
(Everybody wants you by Damone plays again as the transmission fades out.)
"Hey, join me again next week when my guest in the studio will be the that spunky little furball from the british isles, Jack Hammond! Questions? Comments? Wanna pet him on the head? Send them in to:
TheShabaz@ncwentertainment.com
Or Call the studio lines at 1-866-555-3737
And I'll see you here next week!"
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