Post by Keybo Shabaz on Apr 22, 2009 17:54:36 GMT -6
(Everybody wants you by Damone plays in the background, signaling the start of nCws favorite TV show, the Pulse! A highlight clip of nCws finest is shown for an opening montage. Fade in a sound stage, with a large desk and a neon "The Pulse" sign behind it. A man sits at the desk, black suit, gray tie, he shuffles the papers in front of him as the music fades and the camera shifts into position.)
Keybo: Welcome to the hottest show in New Championship Wrestling! That's right, forget O-TV, forget the Fox Line, forget Over the Top, this is where it is at my friends.
The Pulse!
It's the week before the greatest event in New Championship wrestling and I can tell you it's going to be more than enough excitement to go around. The World title will be contested by two of NCWs elite originals, and the Revolution and the Resistance will clash in the final battle between the warring stables. All that aside, it's time for the Rundown!
(Keybo spins in the chair, stopping when he's facing the left side of the desk, looking into camera #2.)
Keybo: Well, at some point I pissed off my mistress and she won't take my calls anymore, so no Trauma this week. But Collision was just as exciting as it always is. The newcomer Chino took on a hardcore legend, a big six man tag brought the house down, a tag championship match raised the roof back up, just to watch the National title match bring it all down again.
Chino vs Mark Evil
Xtreme Rules
Keybo: Two beasts out for blood and pain met head on to open the show, and damn near stole it. But experience is always greater than desire, and Mark Evil stood tall in the end.
Mark Evil 1-0
JFK vs Jack Hammond
Keybo: This match was supposed to be a classic, one for the ages. JFK, a former National champion and staple member of the Resistance, against Jack Hammond, a former World Champion and dear old hamster. But, Xavier Williams decided that Hammond wasn't getting close to the X Division title, and he needed to step in and show him that.
Jack Hammond 1-0 (No Contest)
Kristoff Liam Bates, Homeless Harold, and Rob Diamond vs The Ace and The Lords of Destruction
Keybo: Six men fighting for nothing but the haha I beat you pride. I thought this could go a lot of ways, but watching little Robbie Diamond make the big man tap out was something that was real low on my list. But he did it, showing that he is as good as he says he is.
KLB, HH, and RD 2-0
Age of the Revolution (c) vs Dirty Deal
NCW Tag Team Championship Match
Keybo: Angel and Burns once again proved they were the elite in the tag division, and nobody could stand in their way. Dirty Deal gave it a ride, but they came up just a bit short. To steal and then alter a baseball term, we call that NFP. Near Fall Power.
Age of the Revolution 3-0
Joe Everyman vs Hexx
Tables Match
Keybo: I call this a warm up for the Xtreme match at a Night to Remember. Hexx has shown a great turn around as of late, not enough for anyone to care, but it's a start. But, after it all, the voodoo priest hit the table hard, giving Everyman the victory.
Joe Everyman 4-0
Steve Awesome (c) vs Falcon
NCW National Championship I Quit Match
Keybo: You couldn't ask for a better main event, except maybe Carly Robbins vs Layla in a loser gets naked match, but I digress. These two beat each other for a good solid half hour, and at the end of it all, the immortal Falcon couldn't get back up again, and Steve Awesome retained the National title.
Steve Awesome 5-0
Week: 5-0
2009: 51-25
Keybo: Perfection! See, I told you that you should have jumped on the bandwagon already, now everyone and their mother will follow along. And you, dear viewer, will follow me along.. into The Future!
(Keybo spins the chair again, stopping facing the other way. He reaches down and puts on weird turban, looking like the thing Johnny Carson used to do. The camera switching to #3.)
Keybo: A Night to Remember is almost upon us! The end all be all of the year in New Championship wrestling. NCWs second ever gladiator is set to take on the World Champion. The War for NCW will finally end, one way or another. A giant cluster of awesome for the Xtreme title will hold awe and majesty. But first up, is Wired!
Shaddix vs Chino
Keybo: Chino looked pretty good in his opener, but he faces someone who's been hungering for his first win here for quite some time. Who wants it more? I know who does, and soon, you will too.
Shaddix
Nero vs Mark Evil
Xtreme Rules
Keybo: Nero makes his first appearance on NCW television, on pay per view no less. But he runs full force into Mark Evil, an NCW veteran. Who will win out? My bet is on the new blood.
Nero
Xavier Williams (c) vs Jack Hammond
NCW X Division Title Match
Keybo: Last time these two met it was over a much more impressive strap. But now, it's for the pride of the X Division, the supremacy in acrobatics and atheletics. Xavier seems to becoming more like his old self, but the Hammy is on a roll. Roll, baby, roll.
Jack Hammond
Rob Diamond vs Mike Honcho
Grudge Match
Keybo: Show of hands, who's been waiting for this? I have. The twin Diamond prodigies settle their score the only way that matters, inside a wrestling ring. I just hope Charlene isn't watching. I've seen many women get so fed up with the violence bred over them that they just walk away.
Rob Diamond
Kristoff Liam Bates (c) vs Joe Everyman vs Curtis Kanyon vs Ron Gibson vs Sexy Jason vs JackHammer.
NCW Xtreme Championship Match
Keybo: Six men, one belt, pin it to win it. But four of these men are in two of NCWs brightest tag teams. Will it help? Maybe, maybe not. The smart money is on the most dominating Xtreme champion we've ever seen. My money.. is on the dirtiest players in the game. Heads.. Kanyon.. Tails.. Gibson..
Curtis Kanyon
Team NCW vs Team Revolution
Eight Man Tag Team Elimination Match
Keybo: This is it! The final battle to decide who controls NCW. Will it be the benevolent and kind Leonard Fox? Or his evil spawn child Kelly? I can say that about her.. she can't fire me any more right? Ok good. I'm backing the Resistance, because now only can they do it.. they have to.
Team NCW
The Ace (c) vs Adam Knite
NCW World Heavyweight Championship Match
Keybo: Adam Knite survived the gauntlet to take home NCWs top prize, the honor to call yourself the Gladiator for one full year. But he runs full on into a man who climbed a mountain to get where he is, and will fight through hell and back to stay there. As much as I think NCW will reign at this show, one dark Knite will start before it's all over.
Adam Knite
(He spins around again, back to the center, and camera #1, losing the turban in the process.)
Keybo: Joining me in the studio is a former NCW World Champion, former NCW Tag Team Champion, and current NCW National Champion, the golden god with the killer smile, Steve Awesome!
("You Better Pray" by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus plays as Awesome emerges from backstage. He walks up to the barricade, touching hands with the fans who mob him like he was the ressurected savior messiah, then takes a seat on the couch.)
Keybo: Welcome to the Pulse, Mr. Awesome.
Awesome: So this is the fabled Pulse eh?
Keybo: Best show on TV, next to Collision.
Awesome: All these girls here to see you?
(Half the crowd cheers.)
Keybo: Not as many that are here to see you.
(Everyone erupts in cheers.)
Awesome: Awww, you guys are too nice.
Keybo: Now, I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that you have become the new face of the franchise. Everywhere I go it's "Keybo Keybo, can you get Steve Awesome to sign this?"
Awesome: (laugh) I'm just trying to do my part. But, I'm glad the people are behind me.
Keybo: Nice. Ready for some fan questions?
Awesome: Alright, hit me.
Keybo: Alright, first up is Joe Lennon, he asks Mr. Awesome, I have been a long time fan of yours, through thick and thin, and I was wondering when you were going to stop pretending to care about people like Ace and AJ and get back to what you do best, win the world title?
Awesome: Well first off thanks for the support Joe, but I don’t think there will ever be a time where I would “quit caring” about Ace, AJ or any other of my friends here in nCw. But as for the world title, never rule it out, but right now I’m happy holding the National Title with pride.
Keybo: Jacob Nicoletti from El Paso, New Mexico asks Steve Awesome, have you ever thought of going into acting?
Steve: Hmmm…..acting eh?
(He rubs his chin.)
Steve: I did a couple plays in high school but never really pursued it. I liked wrestling more and I’m not going to pull a “Dwayne” and bail on the company that made me.
Keybo: Aww, His movies aren't all bad..
Awesome: Did you see the Game Plan?
Keybo: Point taken. Next, Jerry from Sunnyvale California, currently working for Game-A-Vision asks, I was just wondering when Mr. Fox will get back to my boss, Mr. Larrity about the upcoming nCw videogame. And whether or not you will pose for the cover? Also, please get back together with Ace for a tag match. I miss the Smoking Aces. I gotta get back to work, before Mr. Larrity hits me with a brick for not keeping up with "broformance brotocol".
Awesome: Yeah I’ll pose for it. Me and Sexy Jason.
Keybo: Sounds like a cover worthy of Playgirl.
(Steve looks at Keybo.)
Keybo: I mean for the ladies. It's not like I read it.
Awesome: Right. But as for the reunion, like Ace said earlier, never say never again. But right now were both busy with our own endeavors. But who knows what the future may hold.
Keybo: A-Gorilla from .. really need to fire my question screener, asks, How have you been coping since the death of your brother Mike?
Awesome: Oh…..Ha Ha. Very clever. Will those jokes never end? Okay so some guy named Mike used the last name “Awesome” in that old Philly based company. Yeah you may think I ripped him off but everybody knows he lost the right to call himself “Awesome” when he became “That 70’s Guy”.
(Both Steve and Keybo shudder.)
Keybo: Well that’s all the time we got. Thanks for bestowing some of your awesomeness into the Pulse this week.
Awesome: My pleasure Keybo. Stay black.
(All of a sudden, Keybo notices one last note lying on the table. A crumpled up piece of paper.)
Keybo: Oh hey whats this?
(Keybo reads the paper.)
Keybo: "How would you like it if I split your skull like a watermelon" Sincerely, Homeless Harold.
(Awesome stays silent. Keybo sighs and throws the paper into the trash.)
Keybo: Sorry about this man. We usually screen them before we read them on the air, albeit rather poorly sometimes. I don’t know how this got in here with the others.
Awesome: Hey don’t worry about it man….
(Awesome stands up from the chair.)
Awesome: That’s my job…..
(Steve walks off the set as Keybo makes the wrap it up motion to the camera.)
Keybo: Ok, I have to go help him before he rips up my green room. Always remember..
Steel Chairs are fun...
Barbed Wire is a good time...
And always tip your waitress!
Good night.
(Everybody wants you by Damone plays again as the transmission fades out.)
"Hey, join me again next week when my guest in the studio will be the the crime lord himself, Shaddix! Questions? Comments? Wanna turn him in for the reward? Send them in to:
TheShabaz@ncwentertainment.com
Or Call the studio lines at 1-866-555-3737
And I'll see you here next week!"
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