Post by Keybo Shabaz on May 20, 2009 21:13:43 GMT -6
(Everybody wants you by Damone plays in the background, signaling the start of nCws favorite TV show, the Pulse! A highlight clip of nCws finest is shown for an opening montage. Fade in a sound stage, with a large desk and a neon "The Pulse" sign behind it. A man sits at the desk, black suit, gray tie, he shuffles the papers in front of him as the music fades and the camera shifts into position.)
Keybo: Welcome to the hottest show in New Championship Wrestling! That's right, forget O-TV, forget the Fox Line, forget Over the Top, I'm not even going to acknowledge the other two, this is where it is at my friends.
The Pulse!
The finals for the Elite 8 are set, and it's two guys nobody expected. The blood between AJ and Adam continues to heat up, and Steve and Harold continue to fight for the Awesome ones family. All that and more. Time for the Rundown!
(Keybo spins in the chair, stopping when he's facing the left side of the desk, looking into camera #2)
Keybo: Trauma this week was action packed. Some of nCws biggest names took the stage to shock and awe a sold out crowd, and everyone went home happy.
Hexx vs Steve Ramone
Keybo: Well, he did it. Steve Ramone soundly defeated Hexx. He didn't whine about it, he didn't complain about it, he just did it. And that is the mark of a professional. Welcome to nCw Steven.
Steve Ramone 1-0
Dirty Deal vs Perfect Freaks
Keybo: Suddenly, some things don't seem to matter. Last week, in a board meeting, we discussed the lack of a tag teams here in nCw, and then God smiled down and we were gifted with the Perfect Freaks. It's not easy to defeat Dirty Deal, but, they did it. Kudos gentlemen.
Perfect Freaks 2-0
MGK vs Mark Evil
Keybo: After taking a couple weeks to find a rythym, MGK has finally shown what we've all thought to be true. He can be a superstar when he puts his mind to it.
MGK 3-0
Angel vs Xavier Williams
Keybo: Doesn't matter why this match happens, what it's for, or where. These two always bring the house down and leave the fans wanting more. And this round goes to Angel.
Angel 4-0
Keybo: Trauma ended in exciting fashion as always, leaving you drained but wanting more. And just a day later, you got more.
Ace and JFK vs The Lords of Destruction
Keybo: Another excellent tag match was in the works, providing a nice healthy line up for who would get the next title shot, but after this we learned that JFK reaggrivated his old injury and will be out for an undisclosed amount of time. It comes at the worst possible time for Ace, who seems to be on a serious streak of bad luck. But, Jason and Hammer seem to be getting over their differences, and that bodes well for them.
JFK/Ace 4-1
Shaddix vs Joe Everyman
Elite 8 - Round 2
Keybo: First semi final match of the elite 8 saw my hero, Everyman, taking on the dark horse in the tournament in Shaddix. These two fought it out to the bitter end, but when the smoke cleared, my Hero stood tall, ready for the next challenge.
Joe Everyman 5-1
Jack Hammond vs Philip Burns
Keybo: The X Division Champion vs Half of the Tag Team Champions. This match promised to be a epic battle between two determined superstars, and it was that and more from start to finish. But, Hammy proved you can't underestimate the small guys, and rolled it up for the win.
Jack Hammond 6-1
Falcon vs Rob Diamond
Elite 8 - Round 2
Keybo: And the other Elite 8 semi final match put the Xtreme American Dream against the Winged One. Now, these two exchanged some very serious words before this match began, and thus, it went from a simple wrestling match to a battle for pride. But, in the end, the normally collected Falcon blew his stop and walked into a Diamond Cutter. And Rob moved on to face Joe Everyman for a shot at Hammond.
Falcon 6-2
Homeless Harold and Adam Knite vs Steve Awesome and AJ Phoenix
Keybo: Four men, two fueds, and the promise of much blood to be spilled. Harold showed his true colors, not only did he want to be Hopes new guardian, he also wanted a piece of Awesomes sister. Now AJ knows what it's like to pin Adam Knite, and that can do wonders for him, and also do the worst to Adams psyche.
Steve Awesome and AJ Phoenix 7-2
Week: 7-2
2009: 72-37
Keybo: And once again, my off week is followed by me coming back strong and winning you back all the money you lost and more. And now, I do it again! Into the Future!
(Keybo spins the chair again, stopping facing the other way. He reaches down and puts on an Steve Awesome flowing locks wig. The camera switching to #3.)
Keybo: Memorial day weekend is upon us and we promise you another weekend of awesome wrestling action before you fire up that grill. Trauma time.
Steve Ramone vs Xavier Williams vs Mark Evil vs Shaddix
Keybo: Four men, one winner, one chance to be noticed. The entire audience will be watching, and after this, they will all know one name.
Steve Ramone
Jack Hammond vs Steve Awesome
Special Guest Commentator: Homeless Harold
Keybo: Two former World champions, and also current champions, battle it out for little more than bragging rights and your entertainment on the best wrestling shows ever put on television. And I'm not just saying that because I'm a part of them week in and week out. But, what part will Harold play, sitting there at ringside?
Steve Awesome
Ace vs Falcon
Keybo: Two more former champions battle in the main event. But, these two have a history unlike no other. They've never been able to settle the grudges they have, but trust me, this is going to go a long way to doing so.
Ace
Keybo: And with that, Trauma is gone for yet another week. But it is quickly replaced in your mind and heart with Collision.
Homeless Harold vs MGK
Special Guest Commentator: Steve Awesome
Keybo:[/color] MGK gets a second chance at containing the beast. Last time, it didn't go so well. But now the fire is lit, and MGK is ready. So, this one will be a bit more even. And with Steve at ringside, who knows what could happen?
Homeless Harold
Burning Angels vs Perfect Freaks
Keybo:[/color] Nero and Bates want a title shot? They have to go through the champions to get a chance, and then go through them again to take the belts. But, Angel and Burns are clicking like never before, and I expect them to win one of those matches, but, I don't think it'll be this one.
Perfect Freaks
JackHammer vs Curtis Kanyon
Keybo:[/color] Part one of the ultimate plan to remove the Co-extreme champions. If Jackhammer wins this match, both he and Jason get an Xtreme title shot at Reborn in a tornado tag match. Hammer is on a roll lately, but it only seems to affect people he can push around, and Kanyon isn't one of those people.
Curtis Kanyon
Sexy Jason vs Ron Gibson
Guest Referee: Amber Ashe
Guest Enforcer: Jade
Keybo:[/color] Part two of aforementioned plot. This match promises to be one of confusion and chaos, but that is where Sexy Jason seems to thrive. So, if Hammer can't get it done, this is where it happens.
Sexy Jason
Joe Everyman vs Rob Diamond
Elite 8 - Round 3
Keybo:[/color] The finals of the Elite 8 comes down to the two people nobody thought would make it. Nobody gave Everyman a chance against Bates, and he proved them wrong. Nobody gave Diamond a chance against Falcon, and he proved them wrong as well. Now, it comes down to this. One match, for a shot at the Hamster.
Rob Diamond
Adam Knite/AJ Phoenix
World Title Match contract signing
Keybo:[/color] I know this isn't a match, but does anyone expect this to go down with violence? I don't. Anyone could show up at any time and ruin the parade. The question is, who? I can't even hazard to guess.
(He spins around again, back to the center, and camera #1, losing the Awesome wig in the process.)
Keybo: And now, my guest in the studio is the unfallible, the amazing, Sexy Jason!
("I'm too Sexy" by Right Said Fred plays as Sexy Jason comes out from the back. He flexes for the crowd, stopping to let some swooning fan feel his bicep, then he takes a seat on the couch.)
Keybo: Welcome to the Pulse, Jason.
Jason: Great to be here and be seen, Keybo.
Keybo: As a mainstay member of nCw from it's conception, you've seen it all and been around it all for quite some time, and you always seem to stay current and unphazed by the goings on here. Why is that?
Jason: It's just the way I do things, man. I keep my head level, and my eyes on what's in front of me.
Keybo: Any plans for the future?
Jason: Just going to keep moving. Ignore all the haters and show management why going Sexy with that World title would be the best thing for the company.
Keybo: Sounds like a plan. Ready for some questions?
Jason: Always have time for the fans.
Keybo: This is a long one, gonna say it in a couple pieces. Soraya Jackson from Madrid in good old Spain asks. I have been a long time fan of yours, and I have to ask with the recent firing of Damien Sparks over his controversial backstage comments in an argument with Leonard Fox as reported on nCw Insider Magazine , you have to be happy that your career can finally move ahead, when will you step up to claim that World Title? I want to see if it's possible to make that sexy waist of yours any sexier, my friends say it isn't, but I think that may be one way to do it! Please dump JackHammer and get it done!
Jason: First off thank you for been a fan of my waist. Second off just too make sure we are talking about this magnificent waist of mine.
(Jason stands up, removing his Blue polo shirt, much to the delight of the females in the audience.)
Jason: You see being fans of Sexy Jason and watching The Pulse has it's advantages. Damien Sparks got what he deserved. After my match with him, my career is moving forward. I have had some minor set backs but that is expected. I had a shot at the World Championship title during a cage match against The Ace. I lost that match, but if I had won that match, then Adam Knite would not be the current Champion. By having the World Championship belt around my magnificent waist will make the World Championship belt look magnificent. You see you are not the only one that thinks I should “dump” JackHammer. Even the Ace has bought it out in public. Just something I have to think about, and weigh out the advantages and disadvantages.
Keybo: Well, that sounds like something you'll have to figure out. Anyway, she continues.. Also, I know you've had your issues with The Ace over the years, and I was wondering what you really think about him being married to your former work colleague and first love, Kathy? It must have been quite a shock to learn that she was already the mother to his child before you met her, is that on camera hatred real or do you forgive her for betraying you? Or is there a part of you that looks at little Solitaire and thinks 'that should have been my daughter'?
Jason: First off Kathy is not my first love. Now granted, she was when I started with nCw. But just like all of the normal teenagers all over the world, I had my first true love. You were correct when you said that it was a shock when I find out that Kathy had a daughter with The Ace. I felt like I was being used. I felt betrayal. Could I ever forgive Kathy would be a better question. Looking at Solitaire just makes that feeling of betrayal even worse. Solitaire is a cute baby for Ace and Kathy, but that is what I feel when I see Solitaire is the betrayal from Kathy. She knew she had a kid, she could of bought it up when we first met. But that is in the past. That is a chapter that is closed in my life.
Keybo: Nice to see you can move on when it matters. Anyway, lastly she asks.. And finally, if you are truly over Kathy and Amber, when are you going to pop the question to Jade? I think you two make such a cute couple and you need a woman who is committed to you, and if she says no, come on down to Spain, I'd never say no to you!
Jason: Thank you for saying that we make a cute couple. Well if you remember JackHammer thought I was going to asked that most important question and I was put out in the dog house. What I like to do is get to know the woman I am with. Date her for a while and see how things go. Maybe sometime in the near future you might see Sexy Jason getting married. Right now Jade is my girlfriend. And if things does not work out between Jade and I, then I can always visit Madrid, Spain.
Keybo: Who wants to see Sexy Jason get married?
(The females in the audience boo.)
Keybo: That's what I thought. Last question comes from Habib Durkadu, from Turkey. He asks.. I was just wondering if you'll ever drop that piece of dead weight known as JackHammer as your partner? He seems to really be dragging you down, in the end, you're better than him.
Jason: I have to agree with you. I'm better then JackHammer. I mean I took the National Championship from him during a match that he made. The Wal-Mart match, so I beat him at his own game. You are not the only one that have mentioned that I should dump him. At first I thought it was Ace trying to play mind games, but now my fans are saying that I should “dump” JackHammer. Like the previous caller, Habib I will give it some thoughts.
Keybo: Well, do what you have to do I guess. Lastly, he asks.. Ok, it's more like a comment, but.. Also, good luck this week in your match, you'll be the first 2x Xtreme champ in no time. Now I gotta go milk my 3 goats. Sexy, Jason, and Joe. Joe choked the other day, but he's fine now. If you're ever in Turkey, I can get you some really nice goat cheese. Again, good luck...and dump Hammer.
Jason: I don't believe my name has ever been giving to a goat. I am honor that two of your goats has my name. I am sure that they are good looking. I hope the third goat by the name of Joe is ok.
(Jason laughs, out loud, hard.)
Jason: I hope that Joe shows up where ever he suppose to be. As of the goat cheese, well if Leonard Fox would want some, we know where to get some from. I would like to thank you for the offer.
Keybo: That's all the time we have for this week. I'd like to thank Sexy Jason for stopping by this week.
Jason: Anytime, Keybo.
Keybo: Always remember..
Steel chairs are fun..
Barbed Wire is a good time..
And always tip your waitress..
Good night.
(Everybody wants you by Damone plays again as the transmission fades out.)
"Hey, join me again next week when my guest in the studio will be the last of the dinosaurs, and that's not an insult, World Champion Adam Knite! Questions? Comments? Wanna pitch him Jurassic Park 4? Send them in to:
TheShabaz@ncwentertainment.com
Or Call the studio lines at 1-866-555-3737
And I'll see you here next week!"
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