Post by Keybo Shabaz on May 27, 2009 17:15:26 GMT -6
(Everybody wants you by Damone plays in the background, signaling the start of nCws favorite TV show, the Pulse! A highlight clip of nCws finest is shown for an opening montage. Fade in a sound stage, with a large desk and a neon "The Pulse" sign behind it. A man sits at the desk, black suit, gray tie, he shuffles the papers in front of him as the music fades and the camera shifts into position.)
Keybo: Welcome to the hottest show in New Championship Wrestling! That's right, forget O-TV, forget the Fox Line, forget Over the Top, I'm not even going to acknowledge the other two, this is where it is at my friends.
The Pulse!
The 2009 Elite 8 tournament has a winner ladies and gents, and trust me, the surprise was killing me too. AJ and Adam inked their deal for Reborn, and a match was set for the xtreme title that nobody expected. All that said, time for the Rundown!
(Keybo spins in the chair, stopping when he's facing the left side of the desk, looking into camera #2)
Keybo: Trauma this week was action packed. Some of nCws biggest names took the stage to shock and awe a sold out crowd, and everyone went home happy. Well, the fans did.. can't say the same for the wrestlers.
Steve Ramone vs Xavier Williams vs Mark Evil vs Shaddix
Keybo: Always works out doesn't it? I tell Xavier he won't win, and the spiteful bastard proves me wrong. Sometimes I think he's out to get me.
Steve Ramone 0-1
Jack Hammond vs Steve Awesome
Special Guest Commentator: Homeless Harold
Keybo: Well, Harold pulled a one eighty. Everyone thought going in that he would simply take Awesome down and take some kind of advantage going into Reborn. But he played it straight, and in the end it was Awesomes paranoia who got the best of him.
Steve Awesome 0-2
Ace vs Falcon
Keybo: It seems like Ace just isn't himself anymore. Never would I thought I'd see the day when The Ace would mope before a big main event match. Never thought I'd hear the words that came out of his mouth. It looked good for a while, but the more Falcon fought back, the less Ace seemed to be in it, and it cost him in the end. Come on Jake, nCw needs you.
Ace 0-3
Keybo: Trauma ended and left you with that empty feeling inside, but worry not, for Collision was right around the corner.
Homeless Harold vs MGK
Special Guest Commentator: Steve Awesome
Keybo: MGKs second chance at taming the behemoth went exactly as the first, with another proud nCw superstar lying limply on the mat. Maybe it's time to fire Harold for nearly killing his co-workers?
Homeless Harold 1-3
Burning Angels vs Perfect Freaks
Keybo: Somehow I knew that the blood between Angel and Nero would get in the way of this matches cleanliness, and sure enough, it did. Angel losing his cool and bashing Nero with a chair is bad enough, but what does it say about Nero when all he says is 'Thank you sir may I have another'
Perfect Freaks 2-3
JackHammer vs Curtis Kanyon
Keybo: Part one went exactly as planned. Well, that is, if you support Dirty Deal. Jackhammer took as much punishment as he could, but even that wasn't enough to stop both members of Dirty Deal from getting this win and taking the first step out of trouble.
Curtis Kanyon 3-3
Sexy Jason vs Ron Gibson
Guest Referee: Amber Ashe
Guest Enforcer: Jade
Keybo: This didn't look good from the outset. Amber had clearly aligned herself against Jason and it took nothing short of one miscue my Gibson to lay her out and have a pin counted for her, by Sexy Jason. Mouthful, I know, but trust me, it happened.
Sexy Jason 4-3
Joe Everyman vs Rob Diamond
Elite 8 - Round 3
Keybo: And my other mocking parody, Everyman decides to bring his game face the week I tell him it's all over. Oh, how you guys torment me so. After Bates, Shaddix and Diamond.. Joe Everyman is the Elite 8 Winner. Next week, Reborn.. and the Hamster.
Rob Diamond 4-4
Adam Knite/AJ Phoenix
World Title Match contract signing
Keybo: Adam pulled out nearly everything to keep AJ from this match. Taking him out before the show, fail. Taking him out during the signing, fail. He's coming for you Adam, like it or not.
Week: 4-4
2009: 76-41
Keybo: And this week, we break even. Now now now, don't get all huffy, I never said I was perfect. But, there is always tomorrow, and The Future!
(Keybo spins the chair again, stopping facing the other way. He reaches down and puts on an AJ Phoenix flowing locks wig. The camera switching to #3.)
Keybo: Did you have a good Memorial Day? Good. But put the burgers and dogs away because it's, Pay Per View time!
nCw Presents Reborn
Keybo: Two matches on Wired will start this off.. You are watching Wired, aren't you? Good boys.
Rob Diamond vs Steve Ramone
Keybo: A lot of people would be mad about being in the X Division finals one week, then opening the pre show the next. But Rob is not one of those people, he'll fight to get this one, and he'll get it.
Rob Diamond
Xavier Williams vs Mark Evil
Xtreme Rules[/color]
Keybo: The X train has steam now, but it runs into a formidable barrier of an xtreme wrestler in the very playground of the xtremists. Evil may be hurt, may not be 100%, but he's not dead. But still, I mean.. it's Xavier Williams.
Xavier Williams
Keybo: And now the fun kicks into high gear with the official kick off of Reborn. Forget buying Porn, this is all the Pay Per View you need!
The Ace vs MGK
Keybo:[/color] An exciting opener that has no real prize cept a bit of ego boosting and crowd hype. But these two are professionals, and they will get this show started like few else can.
Ace
Jack Hammond (c) vs Joe Everyman
nCw X Division Title Match
Keybo:[/color] After going through three tough matches to get this shot, I don't expect Everyman to blow it. But Jack Hammond is still Jack Hammond, title or no. So ex[ect this one to be spectacular.
Joe Everyman
Dirty Deal (c) vs Lords of Destruction
Tornado Tag Team Xtreme Title Match
Keybo:[/color] This is the end of the Co-Xtreme champions, scorer of the pinfall becomes sole Xtreme champion. But, this is still a tag match, and Dirty Deal has already shown that their team success is worth more than their individual success. Jason and Hammer, not so much.
Ron Gibson
Falcon vs 'Pale Horse'
Grudge Match
Keybo:[/color] Falcon finally gets his hands on the Pale Horse in the ring with the lights on. But who is the Pale Horse? Will we even find out? I can't even begin to speculate.
Falcon
Burning Angels (c) vs Perfect Freaks
nCw Tag Team Title Match
Keybo:[/color] Angels temper cost them the match last week, and handed Bates and Nero this shot. But I expect that he's gotten a lot of that out of his system and the Angels will be back at full force, and when that happens, it's scary.
Burning Angels
Steve Awesome (c) vs Homeless Harold
nCw National Title Match
Keybo:[/color] Harold has done enough to make poor Steve lose his hair, and sleep at night. Now, Steve gets to finally try and put some of the demons to rest, and defend the National title in the process.
Steve Awesome
Adam Knite (c) vs AJ Phoenix
nCw World Heavyweight Title Match
Keybo:[/color] It all comes down to this, the final showdown between the top two superstars in New Championship Wrestling. Adam has tried everything to keep AJ away, from mind games to beatdowns, and nothing has worked. AJ will not be denied, not now, not ever.
AJ Phoenix
(He spins around again, back to the center, and camera #1, losing the AJ wig in the process.)
Keybo: And now, my guest in the studio is the the self proclaimed savior of nCw, Adam Knite!
("Days Without" by All That Remains blares as Adam exits from backstage, his World title displayed for all to see. The crowd shows their disapproval heavily, but Adam shrugs it off and sits down.)
Keybo: Welcome to the Pulse, Adam.
Adam: Meh, nothing better to do today.
Keybo: Oh that's cold. I can't wait for AJ to take that belt from you.
Adam: I wouldn't hold my breath for that one.
Keybo: We'll see. So what was it like, watching AJ come out to the ramp when you were so sure he was done for?
Adam: Invigorating, knowing that I could beat the hell out of him again.
Keybo: Right. Ready for questions from fans you don't care about?
Adam: Oh there's fans I care about, but I doubt these are from them.
Keybo: ...Right. Yu Noo Hoo from Chinatown asks, I love nCw long time. I wanted to ask, do you think you can beat AJ and hold belt long time? If so, who will you fight next?
Adam: Can I beat AJ... lets see, he lost at Crossroads to me, then her turned around and couldn't stop me from winning the Coliseum match, so do I think I can beat him? Sure I can, it's not like it's that hard. He's never been a top tier wrestler, he's just a flash in the pan who's getting a lot of recognition that he doesnt' deserve, I'll retain the belt and have a very long reign. As to who I'll be fighting next? How should I know? But I would like to get my hands around Angel or Burns's necks for what they did to the Revolution.
Keybo: Yeah, sure you will. Anyway, good old Chris Diamond from the office down the hall asks, Yo Adam, how's it hanging? Sleezy like always? Thats great. Hey, I was just wondering if you remember March 30th, 2003? No, let me help you out. Thats the day I took the PWW World Title from you. Well, my question is, does it still grind your gears knowing you'll never get a chance to avenge that loss... Not that you could... Anyways, see you around.
Adam: Going good Maniac.... so how is retirement treating you? Still contemplating that match I challenged you to?
Keybo: Your a couple weeks too late for that buddy. Guido Tancreti from little Italy in NYC asks, Hey Adam, have you and Kelly set a date for your wedding yet and if so, when is it and will it be televised?
Adam: No, no date yet. We're aiming for around September or August though, and of course it will be televised. We wouldn't want our adoring fans to miss out on the festivities.
Keybo: Awesome, I can't wait for my invitation to be lost in the mail. And the last one is from that jackass Sampson from definately not my mothers house, Yeah Adam....I have a question for you. When are you going to come and be on a real show? Ditch this mommas boy and come talk to Sampson.....You know you wanna. OH and why does Keyblow suck so much?
Adam: Sorry, being the world champion, you get a lot of requests to do shows, make appearences everybody wants to talk tot he champ. Just name a time and I'll come and give your show a little love too. And Keybo sucks because he's a sissy little girl.
Keybo: I've laid Tyrant out, have you?
Adam: You and a lead pipe.
Keybo: Irrelevant. Anyway, I regret to inform you that appearing on Sampsons show will be next to impossible since it's halfway to cancelled.
Adam: Now that.. is cold.
Keybo: That's all the time we have for this week. I'd like to thank Adam for joining me this week.
Adam: Meh.
Keybo: (sigh) And always remember..
Steel chairs are fun..
Babred wire is a good time..
And always tip your waitress.
Good night.
(Everybody wants you by Damone plays again as the transmission fades out.)
"Hey, join me again next week when I'll have all the weekly recap of Reborn and my predictions for next months title races! As always, need to contact me? Try:
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And I'll see you here next week!"