Post by Keybo Shabaz on Jun 3, 2009 19:17:30 GMT -6
(Everybody wants you by Damone plays in the background, signaling the start of nCws favorite TV show, the Pulse! A highlight clip of nCws finest is shown for an opening montage. Fade in a sound stage, with a large desk and a neon "The Pulse" sign behind it. A man sits at the desk, black suit, gray tie, he shuffles the papers in front of him as the music fades and the camera shifts into position.)
Keybo: Welcome to the hottest show in New Championship Wrestling! That's right, forget O-TV, forget the Fox Line, forget Over the Top, this is where it is at my friends.
The Pulse!
NCW has been REBORN people! Or, well, we had a pay per view with that name to some effect. And while it was an exciting show for all to see, we can always promise more and better!
(Keybo spins in the chair, stopping when he's facing the left side of the desk, looking into camera #2.)
Keybo: Reborn had everything. Drama, Excitement, Blood, and lots of t-shirt sales. AJ Phoenix cashed in his much desired World title shot. Steve Awesome finally got Homless Harold in the crosshairs, and the X Division Tournament Champion got a chance at his prize, all this and more!
Rob Diamond vs Steve Ramone
Keybo: A highly contested battle between two NCW superstars. It went one way, then the other, then back again. But, one Diamond Cutter and it was Good Night Irene.
Rob Diamond 1-0
Xavier Williams vs
Keybo: Due to an injury, Mark Evil was replaced in this match by Hexx. Which made this more of a cakewalk than an actual match, despite the appearance of Mimic. But eh? Who knew?
Xavier Williams 2-0
The Ace vs MGK
Keybo: Two men, legends in their own right, squared off to get you on the edge of your seat if you weren't there already. After a hard fought battle, the Ace pulled out the victory and took a little momentum going into next week.
Ace 3-0
Jack Hammond (c) vs Joe Everyman
nCw X Division Title Match
Keybo: The Elite 8 came down to my man Joe Everyman standing tall, waiting for his one on one shot with the Hamster. But he'll have to wait a bit more, as the Hamster proved more tough than most people gave him credit for. Myself included.
Joe Everyman 3-1
Dirty Deal (c) vs Lords of Destruction
Tornado Tag Team Xtreme Title Match
Keybo: And so the ride for Dirty Deal ended this night. No more co-Xtreme Champions. One fall to determine who represents the Xtreme. And in the end it was a former Xtreme Champion. I'd like to welcome Sexy Jason to history as he becomes the first man to hold that title twice.
Ron Gibson 3-2
Falcon vs 'Pale Horse'
Grudge Match
Keybo: This was supposed to be a match to settle a grudge that the mysterious Pale Horse had towards Falcon. But instead Falcon beat up Jimmy Turner, Uncle Gerald, Mimic and Bad Luck Chuck. Then he took a hammer to the temple. And this grudge continues.
Falcon 4-2 I guess?
Burning Angels (c) vs Perfect Freaks
nCw Tag Team Title Match
Keybo: Last week these two teams fought so Perfect Freaks could prove they belonged here. Angels temper gave them this opportunity, but the luck bug strikes for both sides as an injury to Kendra Bates ended this match in a no contest.
Burning Angels 4-2 (No Contest)
Steve Awesome (c) vs Homeless Harold
nCw National Title Match
Keybo: Awesome was going to set things right. He was going to put the monster down and reclaim his family. But, Jackie had other plans, choosing instead to side with Harold. And after that, Steve lost his heart. And now, nobody knows when or if, we'll see him again.
Steve Awesome 4-3
Adam Knite (c) vs AJ Phoenix
nCw World Heavyweight Title Match
Keybo: This was it. NCWs self proclaimed savior versus NCWs real savior. I told you all that AJ would win this match, and well, he did. Because that rat bastard of a champion decided to cheat his way out of it, and now we are forced of another month of tyranny.
AJ Phoenix 5-3
Week: 5-3
2009: 81-44
Keybo: It all begins again. The fight, the climb, the struggle towards reaching the gold. But we can't get to tomorrow if we don't look, to the Future!
(Keybo spins the chair again, stopping facing the other way. He reaches down and puts on a Mark Evil wig. The camera switching to #3.)
Keybo: May has gone, and June is upon us, and with the changing of the month comes the changing of the roster. New blood is in the air, and on the 6th, we see what they're made of.
Shane Hunter vs Hexx vs Christian Kane
Keybo: The returning Christian Kane takes on our resident punching bag and a new aquisition in Shane Hunter. This ons is a hard one to call. Will Christian come back at 100% or will the new kid surprise us all?
Shane Hunter
Night Blade vs Chris Brock
Keybo: They may be new to our eyes, but these two have been around the business for quite a while, so let's make sure we let them know how much we appreciate them come show time, K? Good.
Chris Brock
Steve Ramone vs Fergus Callaghan[/color]
Keybo: Another 'prove it to the big boys' match. Steve Ramone has had little success here so far, but trust me, takes time to get adjusted to a new environment. But you can't count out them fightin Irish guys from Boston. A bar fight to them is just a good time.
Steve Ramone
Keybo: Trauma ends as a showcase for the new blood, and promises to be filled with heart and determination. Collision on the 7th, promises to be that and more.
Dirty Deal vs The SuperFans
Keybo:[/color] The Superfans make their NCW debut against the go to tag team in NCW. I can't imagine anyone being a Dirty Deal fan, super or no. But maybe these guys will prove me wrong.
Dirty Deal
The Ace vs Rob Diamond
Keybo:[/color] Both men are coming off big pay-per-view wins and they look to push themselves further here. For Rob, beating a former World Champ would push him in the right direction. For Ace, beating a Diamond would certainly help his self esteem.
Ace
Jackhammer vs Xavier Williams
Keybo:[/color] Both men are looking to get back into respective title hunts, but only one can do it this week, and judging by the roll the X train is on lately, I think it will be him.
Xavier Williams
Falcon vs Homeless Harold
Keybo:[/color] One week after getting cracked with a sledgehammer, Falcon faces a man who's made a habit of breaking open his opponents skulls. He says he's not afraid, most people would say he's lying, but I've known him from back in the PWW days. He's crazy enough to get his skull cracked and come out smiling. I just hope it doesn't kill him. Or, maybe it should.
Falcon
Adam Knite and AJ Phoenix vs Joe Everyman and Jack Hammond
Keybo:[/color] These four men just beat the crap out of one another for titles, now they're respectively asked to team up for a main event tag match. Yeah, like that's gonna happen. The winners of this match will be the guys who can keep from beating each other up the longest.
Everyman and Hammond
(He spins around again, back to the center, and camera #1, losing the Evil wig in the process.)
Keybo: But, the pay-per-view segments aren't done yet, because it is once again time for.. The Glory!
World Championship
Champion: Adam Knite (still)
#1 Contender: AJ Phoenix
Dark Horse: The Ace
Keybo: AJ may have won the match at Reborn, but the title remained placed where it is. He'll surely demand and be granted another shot, but who knows how far Ace will go to get back to that light?
National Championship
Champion: Homeless Harold
#1 Contender: Rob Diamond?
Dark Horse: Even less sure here.
Keybo: Harold has nearly killed Steve Awesome, removing a legit number one contender. Diamond holds the top spot in the rankings, earning him at least this chance, but who knows where the next challenge is coming from?
X Division Championship
Champion: Jack Hammond
#1 Contender: Joe Everyman
Dark Horse: Rob Diamond
Keybo: Everyman may have failed to take the title in the first go, but as the tournament winner, he still has claims to the chance. But Diamond, making a repeat performance, was a close second, and may decide he wants a second chance too.
Xtreme Championship
Champion: Sexy Jason
#1 Contender: Jackhammer
Dark Horse: Steve Ramone
Keybo: Now that Dirty Deal has left the foray of Xtreme wrestling to head back into the tag division, Sexy Jasons only remaining challenger for the title is his own tag partner in Jackhammer. These two have shown their mutual respect can't get in their way of what they want. But, Steve Ramone is probably itching to make a name for himself, and this is where to start.
Tag Team Championship
Champion: Burning Angels
#1 Contender: Perfect Freaks
Dark Horse: Dirty Deal
Keybo: From the darkness emerged the Perfect Freaks, immediately solidifying themselves as tag contenders. And now, they stand poised in that second to top spot, not willing to move for anyone. Now, it's personal.
That's it for The Pulse, ladies and gentlemen. For all of us here at New Championship Wrestling this is Keybo Shabaz! Always remember..
Steel Chairs are fun...
Barbed Wire is a good time...
And always tip your waitress!
Good night.
(Everybody wants you by Damone plays again as the transmission fades out.)
"Hey, join me again next week when my guest in the studio will be the jewel of the Southern Sky, Curtis Kanyon! Questions? Comments? Want to point him to a clan rally? Send them in to:
TheShabaz@ncwentertainment.com
Or Call the studio lines at 1-866-555-3737
And I'll see you here next week!"
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