Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Jun 29, 2009 17:36:42 GMT -6
*We start this promo with this image. It slowly fades away as we see Dirty Deal wearing suits. Okay, there not wearing suits as much as they're actually wearing t-shirts with designs of suits on them. They stand behind a podium with a bunch of microphones. Ron takes a sip of water. Camera flashes are going off all over the place. Curtis walks up to the mic.*
Curtis: Ladies and gentlemen. The rumors are true. This Sunday, Dirty Deal has a chance to finally get into the door and climb that corporate ladder. All we have to do is defeat some guys we've already beaten before who seem to have an identity crisis. But do not worry, for we will beat them into an identity. An identity of a vegetable.
Ron: He means we're going to put them in a coma.
Curtis: Yes, thank you for clarifying. We will destroy the Super Dorks. We will slaughter them because those boobs She-man and Simpson put them in our way. And man, was it soooo sweet to hit the Filthy Compromise on Hobo.
Ron: That was great. Almost as great as spending the night with Amber.
Curtis: But see, we're Dirty Deal. We run the Double D Protection Agency. We know how things go. We know how to "politick." If we beat these guys, who's to stop the powers that be to just fire us? We know we need to have support. Support of people like you. Dirty, disgusting people like you. But hey, we gotta do what we gotta do. That is why we've littered the streets...
Ron: Literally. These things are everywhere!
Curtis: Literally littered. That sounds funny. Anyway, we've littered the streets with these promotional posters for Dirty Deal.
Curtis: Because we believe we are CEOs for a better tomorrow.
Ron: That's what the poster says.
Curtis: If you vote for us...
Ron: We don't need votes, we just need to win, but we want you to feel special.
Curtis: Yes, if you vote for us with your confidence, we will guarantee that we will not falter in our new positions. We will fire all the crap like The Ace, if he survives, and Xavier Williams, and Kruger.
Ron: Yeah, that's guys just a leech since he's not even wrestling right now. Just using up company money laying in bed.
Curtis: Although we put him there. So it's only right we take him out. And all the rest. We'll make sure only top quality, "right," performers. We'll be sure the payroll is in order. We'll be the best we can be to make sure Leo promotes us to CEO. And he will.
Ron: Oh yes.
Curtis: In fact, we even have support. We know we're going to beat the Super Dorks. And our buddy Mark Sanford knows it too. After his fiasco with the Argentinian woman, we sent him some...stress relief. And in return, he sent us his support. And his connections we feel, will help us gain your support. Thank you.