Post by msjsn3 on Jul 2, 2009 8:10:15 GMT -6
Sexy Jason Changing?
The scene opens. We see Sexy Jason standing in front of the camera. Just to refresh everyone memories, Sexy Jason had placed a $100 bill on the Xtreme Championship belt which he left laying on the bed in his room. The cameraman had placed 2 $50's on top of the $100 bill. The bet is that Sexy Jason can get any girl that he wanted. They are in the hotel lobby somewhere in the city where Picture Perfect is taking place this Sunday. Sexy Jason looks around and sees a lady with Blonde hair and nice sets of tits.
Cameraman: I say that you can not get her to go into the bar and have a couple of drinks with you.
I am going to love taking your money from you.
The cameraman begins to think back about what he was thinking about earlier. If he loses, then Sexy Jason will not collect on the bet. He smiles and just shrugs his shoulders at Sexy Jason. The Cameraman follows Sexy Jason with the camera as he walks over to the lady in question.
Cameraman: Sexy Jason has change
Sexy Jason is seen talking to the Blond. You can hear them laughing. They both went inside the bar. The cameraman follows just to make sure it is not just an act. He stands at the entrance and he spots Sexy Jason with the Blond. Sexy Jason is having a Budweiser. How does the cameraman knows that. Sexy Jason seen the cameraman at the entrance and holds up the bottle. A few minutes had past and we see Sexy Jason placing the bottle on the table and he stands up and heads over to the cameraman. He reaches the cameraman and they went into the lobby.
Cameraman: I guess I lost. So when can I have my money back?
Sexy Jason looks at the cameraman. He smiles.
You lost the bet. I have an extra $100.
Cameraman: You are kidding right? I mean you have always given back the money. You have never kept my money before.
Sexy Jason looks at the cameraman and begins to shake his head.
So now you are going to whine about losing your money. You made the bet. You lost, so hell no you don't get your money back.
Sexy Jason turns to walk away from the cameraman. The cameraman grabs Sexy Jason and spins him around. Sexy Jason has his fist doubled. The cameraman steps back a couple of feet.
Cameraman: Look Sexy Jason that money was to go for buying groceries for my family. You are taking food from my kids mouths.
Sexy Jason looks at the cameraman. His facial expression is like and I give a damn. The cameraman could not believe that he was seeing this side of Sexy Jason. He is shaking his head in disbelief.
Cameraman: Come on Sexy Jason give me the key card to your room and I will pick up my money.
Sexy Jason pulls the Key Card from his pocket. He goes to hand it to the Cameraman. The Cameraman goes to grab it and Sexy Jason pulls it away, and sticks it back in his pocket.
For one thing it is not your money any more. You lost the bet and it becomes mine. Now either do your job or get someone else the hell down here to do it. I have a beautiful blond waiting on me. So are you going to do your job?
Sexy Jason turns and walks into the bar. The cameraman watches as Sexy Jason enter. He can not believe how much Sexy Jason has changed. He walks inside the bar right after Sexy Jason. The Cameraman is still sore about losing $100. We can see the cameraman mouthing “asshole” as Sexy Jason walks to the table with the blond sitting at it.
Lady: So what took you so long there Sexy?
Just about the time Sexy Jason was going to answer, his cell phone rings. He pulls it from his pocket and noticed it was from Jackhammer. He sticks the cell phone back into his pocket. The Cameraman sit down at the table. About the time Sexy Jason was going to order another Budweiser his Cell phone rings again. He pulls it from his pocket and it was JackHammer again. He answers the phone.
What the hell do you want?
The cameraman looks at Sexy Jason. Sexy Jason was listening to JackHammer. Finally Sexy Jason speaks.
Look I don't give a **** that Jade is in your hotel room. In fact I don't care if she is making you a happy camper if you get my drift.
Sexy Jason is listening to JackHammer going off on the phone. The cameraman could not believe what Sexy Jason had just said to JackHammer.
Look! You are interrupting me, of having fun. Do you have 50 cents?
Sexy Jason stops talking and he is listening again. Then he begins to talk again.
Give someone a call that gives a damn.
Sexy Jason hangs up the cell phone. The waitress brings his Budweiser and places it on the table. Sexy Jason thanks her and watches as she walks away from the table.
Blond Lady: What do you do for a living there Sexy?
The cameraman could not believe it. Someone, a female at that does not know Sexy Jason. The cameraman has a smile on his face. Sexy Jason see him smiling and he ignores him.
I am a professional Wrestler.
The lady just looks at Sexy Jason and shakes her head as if he was joking with her.
Lady: With a body like that, yeah right you are not a Professional Wrestler
Cameraman: Lady I will buy you what ever you are drinking.
The Cameraman is enjoying knowing that some one does not know Sexy Jason. He goes to pull out some cash and ….
Cameraman: Hey Sexy Jason can you spot this? I have no cash on me.
Sexy Jason looks at the cameraman. He is shaking his head
What do I look like a banker? You got credit cards? Use the stupid things.
Sexy Jason takes another drink from his Budweiser when his cell phone rings again. He looks at the number and it was JackHammer again. He answers the phone
This had better be good!
He listens and after a few seconds he closes the lid on the cell phone.
Nothing JackHammer says is good. Kind of like that punk Fergus.....
about that time Sexy Jason looks at one of the many TV'S and sees Fergus Callaghan doing his promo. The blond was trying to get Sexy Jason attention, but was having no luck at all. She looked at the cameraman.
Lady: Is he always this rude?
Cameraman shrug his shoulders
Cameraman: He is watching what his opponent has to say about him.
Just then Sexy Jason begins to laugh. He turns back around and is still laughing. He finally stops laughing
Lady: What was so funny?
You will not understand.
Sexy Jason stands up and reaches into his pocket. He pulls out 2 $20's and places them on the table.
Enjoy some drinks on me. I have some business to take care of.
Sexy Jason started to walk off. He stops by the cash register and paid his bill. The cameraman gets up and continues to film as he walks behind Sexy Jason. Both of the men left the bar and went back to Sexy Jason's room. They are inside the room and Sexy Jason picks the money off of the Xtreme Title and places it in his pocket. He then picks up the Xtreme title and holds it in front of the camera
Fergus do you know how many times my opponents has used the “Sexy Jason uses Steroids” You are not the first and you will not be the last. You see Fergus you are jealous. I have 2 things that you want the most. One is this magnificent body. When you seen my magnificent body the first thing you did was to go to a mirror and looked at your very own body. You probably started dreaming that your body turned out just like mine. The second thing is you want this Xtreme Championship Belt. But you know what Fergus, your chances of getting a magnificent body and becoming the Xtreme Champion this Sunday is...well let me give you some facts. My body fat is 0%, the chances of my body falling apart in the ring this Sunday is 0%, the chances of the Cameraman getting his money back is 0%, the chances that Jade and I will be getting back together is 0%. So do you get the picture?
Sexy Jason turns toward the bed. He stops. He turns back around and looks at the camera
For you to win this belt, you could only hope that my body will start breaking down. Fergus do you believe in miracles? You see that's what it's going to take for my body to start falling apart. This magnificent body is a product of hard work at the gym.
Sexy Jason places the Xtreme Title around his waist.
This Sunday Fergus you are facing the 2 times Xtreme Champion. You are also facing a veteran of the ring. I have the experience backing me up. I have the knowledge backing me up. What do you have Fergus? Three or four matches with the nCw. After our match on Sunday, you will understand why I am the 2 times Xtreme Champion. Take a hard look at this magnificent body and this awesome Xtreme Title around this magnificent waist. Now that is Picture Perfect
Sexy Jason gave the cut throat sign and the scene goes to black
The scene opens. We see Sexy Jason standing in front of the camera. Just to refresh everyone memories, Sexy Jason had placed a $100 bill on the Xtreme Championship belt which he left laying on the bed in his room. The cameraman had placed 2 $50's on top of the $100 bill. The bet is that Sexy Jason can get any girl that he wanted. They are in the hotel lobby somewhere in the city where Picture Perfect is taking place this Sunday. Sexy Jason looks around and sees a lady with Blonde hair and nice sets of tits.
Cameraman: I say that you can not get her to go into the bar and have a couple of drinks with you.
I am going to love taking your money from you.
The cameraman begins to think back about what he was thinking about earlier. If he loses, then Sexy Jason will not collect on the bet. He smiles and just shrugs his shoulders at Sexy Jason. The Cameraman follows Sexy Jason with the camera as he walks over to the lady in question.
Cameraman: Sexy Jason has change
Sexy Jason is seen talking to the Blond. You can hear them laughing. They both went inside the bar. The cameraman follows just to make sure it is not just an act. He stands at the entrance and he spots Sexy Jason with the Blond. Sexy Jason is having a Budweiser. How does the cameraman knows that. Sexy Jason seen the cameraman at the entrance and holds up the bottle. A few minutes had past and we see Sexy Jason placing the bottle on the table and he stands up and heads over to the cameraman. He reaches the cameraman and they went into the lobby.
Cameraman: I guess I lost. So when can I have my money back?
Sexy Jason looks at the cameraman. He smiles.
You lost the bet. I have an extra $100.
Cameraman: You are kidding right? I mean you have always given back the money. You have never kept my money before.
Sexy Jason looks at the cameraman and begins to shake his head.
So now you are going to whine about losing your money. You made the bet. You lost, so hell no you don't get your money back.
Sexy Jason turns to walk away from the cameraman. The cameraman grabs Sexy Jason and spins him around. Sexy Jason has his fist doubled. The cameraman steps back a couple of feet.
Cameraman: Look Sexy Jason that money was to go for buying groceries for my family. You are taking food from my kids mouths.
Sexy Jason looks at the cameraman. His facial expression is like and I give a damn. The cameraman could not believe that he was seeing this side of Sexy Jason. He is shaking his head in disbelief.
Cameraman: Come on Sexy Jason give me the key card to your room and I will pick up my money.
Sexy Jason pulls the Key Card from his pocket. He goes to hand it to the Cameraman. The Cameraman goes to grab it and Sexy Jason pulls it away, and sticks it back in his pocket.
For one thing it is not your money any more. You lost the bet and it becomes mine. Now either do your job or get someone else the hell down here to do it. I have a beautiful blond waiting on me. So are you going to do your job?
Sexy Jason turns and walks into the bar. The cameraman watches as Sexy Jason enter. He can not believe how much Sexy Jason has changed. He walks inside the bar right after Sexy Jason. The Cameraman is still sore about losing $100. We can see the cameraman mouthing “asshole” as Sexy Jason walks to the table with the blond sitting at it.
Lady: So what took you so long there Sexy?
Just about the time Sexy Jason was going to answer, his cell phone rings. He pulls it from his pocket and noticed it was from Jackhammer. He sticks the cell phone back into his pocket. The Cameraman sit down at the table. About the time Sexy Jason was going to order another Budweiser his Cell phone rings again. He pulls it from his pocket and it was JackHammer again. He answers the phone.
What the hell do you want?
The cameraman looks at Sexy Jason. Sexy Jason was listening to JackHammer. Finally Sexy Jason speaks.
Look I don't give a **** that Jade is in your hotel room. In fact I don't care if she is making you a happy camper if you get my drift.
Sexy Jason is listening to JackHammer going off on the phone. The cameraman could not believe what Sexy Jason had just said to JackHammer.
Look! You are interrupting me, of having fun. Do you have 50 cents?
Sexy Jason stops talking and he is listening again. Then he begins to talk again.
Give someone a call that gives a damn.
Sexy Jason hangs up the cell phone. The waitress brings his Budweiser and places it on the table. Sexy Jason thanks her and watches as she walks away from the table.
Blond Lady: What do you do for a living there Sexy?
The cameraman could not believe it. Someone, a female at that does not know Sexy Jason. The cameraman has a smile on his face. Sexy Jason see him smiling and he ignores him.
I am a professional Wrestler.
The lady just looks at Sexy Jason and shakes her head as if he was joking with her.
Lady: With a body like that, yeah right you are not a Professional Wrestler
Cameraman: Lady I will buy you what ever you are drinking.
The Cameraman is enjoying knowing that some one does not know Sexy Jason. He goes to pull out some cash and ….
Cameraman: Hey Sexy Jason can you spot this? I have no cash on me.
Sexy Jason looks at the cameraman. He is shaking his head
What do I look like a banker? You got credit cards? Use the stupid things.
Sexy Jason takes another drink from his Budweiser when his cell phone rings again. He looks at the number and it was JackHammer again. He answers the phone
This had better be good!
He listens and after a few seconds he closes the lid on the cell phone.
Nothing JackHammer says is good. Kind of like that punk Fergus.....
about that time Sexy Jason looks at one of the many TV'S and sees Fergus Callaghan doing his promo. The blond was trying to get Sexy Jason attention, but was having no luck at all. She looked at the cameraman.
Lady: Is he always this rude?
Cameraman shrug his shoulders
Cameraman: He is watching what his opponent has to say about him.
Just then Sexy Jason begins to laugh. He turns back around and is still laughing. He finally stops laughing
Lady: What was so funny?
You will not understand.
Sexy Jason stands up and reaches into his pocket. He pulls out 2 $20's and places them on the table.
Enjoy some drinks on me. I have some business to take care of.
Sexy Jason started to walk off. He stops by the cash register and paid his bill. The cameraman gets up and continues to film as he walks behind Sexy Jason. Both of the men left the bar and went back to Sexy Jason's room. They are inside the room and Sexy Jason picks the money off of the Xtreme Title and places it in his pocket. He then picks up the Xtreme title and holds it in front of the camera
Fergus do you know how many times my opponents has used the “Sexy Jason uses Steroids” You are not the first and you will not be the last. You see Fergus you are jealous. I have 2 things that you want the most. One is this magnificent body. When you seen my magnificent body the first thing you did was to go to a mirror and looked at your very own body. You probably started dreaming that your body turned out just like mine. The second thing is you want this Xtreme Championship Belt. But you know what Fergus, your chances of getting a magnificent body and becoming the Xtreme Champion this Sunday is...well let me give you some facts. My body fat is 0%, the chances of my body falling apart in the ring this Sunday is 0%, the chances of the Cameraman getting his money back is 0%, the chances that Jade and I will be getting back together is 0%. So do you get the picture?
Sexy Jason turns toward the bed. He stops. He turns back around and looks at the camera
For you to win this belt, you could only hope that my body will start breaking down. Fergus do you believe in miracles? You see that's what it's going to take for my body to start falling apart. This magnificent body is a product of hard work at the gym.
Sexy Jason places the Xtreme Title around his waist.
This Sunday Fergus you are facing the 2 times Xtreme Champion. You are also facing a veteran of the ring. I have the experience backing me up. I have the knowledge backing me up. What do you have Fergus? Three or four matches with the nCw. After our match on Sunday, you will understand why I am the 2 times Xtreme Champion. Take a hard look at this magnificent body and this awesome Xtreme Title around this magnificent waist. Now that is Picture Perfect
Sexy Jason gave the cut throat sign and the scene goes to black