Post by Ron Gibson on Jul 2, 2009 23:56:20 GMT -6
**Ron and Curtis walk around town nailing signs to windows and telephone poles. As a black man walks by they almost hand it to him but they fear he will just use it to rob a liquor store and try to soil the name of dirty deal**
Ron: Gotta watch dem.... they be characters, one's to fear.
Curtis: Unless they're a lawyer then you should fear them.
Ron: Unless they be trying to take the white man down. Which will not happen. Which is how we should look at the super fans. They obviously are trying to take the white man down and have tranny rain over ncw.
Curtis: .....you mean Tyranny.
Ron: That's what I said.... Tranny.
Curtis: Tyranny not tranny.
Ron: ....their both bad so who gives a ****.
Curtis: I doubt they want trannys....
Ron: I will stop you there because you don't know that. All we know they're trannies and not tyrants. It's just hard to believe they can be against such a change in power. A change for the good. A change for not only the people and the company but for all the guys that bust their ass backstage. Sure.... we're going to lay off some of them and give ourself a raise. But we deserve that and those guys will learn to live with it. Even the ones who will be packing their bags and scooping food out of the arena dumpster the night of picture perfect. Those guys will learn to respect that we just made the company pulled through it's tough economic groin hold.
Curtis: Plus.... if they don't. It really doesn't matter because they will be unemployed and they really can't do anything about that can they?
Ron: No... no they can't. Maybe they can go get a job with another company.
Russell: Would you like fries with that? HAHAHA. High five guys?
Ron: Now if curtis said that.... it would be funny. When you say that I just want to purge out my ass and into your.... type! That's where I will pg what I say. So guys, we truly understand now. Why you out of anyone would come out? It's an act. You want to make it look good and get your way to the top. Just know we don't like ass kissing and if you.... "let" us win. We will continue to lay the beatdown on. We can't have you making it look like you threw the match. Just fight.... fight well and hard. If you have to make us bleed or break a limb, it's ok because we can take it.
Curtis: Super fans... surely doesn't sound like someone who would shed blood or break our bones down. More like take us out for tea or back to that tranny theory again.
Ron: True... true....
**As they come next to some mexicans looking for work. Ron hands them like two dollars and a bunch of fliers to post up. They thank him and try to shake his hand....**
Ron: Grass stains.... No thanks. Just go do the job.... quickly....
Curtis: Sadly they will probably eat the fliers....
Ron: ugh....
Russell: Then have sex with a lawnmower.
Ron: .....
Curtis: .....
Russell: I've been in prison.... Let's say I seen my fair share of bladed up shorten "wangs".
Ron: ......why the hell were you looking?
Curtis: Go... do some lawyering.... read something for us.
Ron: If only russell was as quiet as the super fans. He could sit at the desk, maybe warn us every so often about the language. Overall not try to cut in with staled humor and sick images. You could seriously learn from mark and marc.
Curtis: If they don't learn, we will surely teach them.
Ron: Not to mess with destiny for one.
Curtis: Not to mess with dirty deal for another.
Ron: Put it together.... Don't screw with the history making southern miracle workers known as dirty deal. Super fans if you're not ready, then you never will be. We are repeat offenders, we will repeatedly offend everyone we come in contact with but when it comes to you guys. We won't offend no one.... because your "talents" will be overshadowed by southern way.
Curtis: speaking of which.... ncw needs more innovation.
Ron: Don't worry. More lynch mob matches to come in the near future.
Curtis: I'm speaking of new innovation. I have a whole presentation to display to the board members monday morning. Idea's that will offend but leave them applauding.
Ron: Applauding.... or appalled?
Curtis: Does it matter?
Ron: It does not, buddy.
**Ron and curtis do their super secret handshake, as the scene fades out.**
Ron: Gotta watch dem.... they be characters, one's to fear.
Curtis: Unless they're a lawyer then you should fear them.
Ron: Unless they be trying to take the white man down. Which will not happen. Which is how we should look at the super fans. They obviously are trying to take the white man down and have tranny rain over ncw.
Curtis: .....you mean Tyranny.
Ron: That's what I said.... Tranny.
Curtis: Tyranny not tranny.
Ron: ....their both bad so who gives a ****.
Curtis: I doubt they want trannys....
Ron: I will stop you there because you don't know that. All we know they're trannies and not tyrants. It's just hard to believe they can be against such a change in power. A change for the good. A change for not only the people and the company but for all the guys that bust their ass backstage. Sure.... we're going to lay off some of them and give ourself a raise. But we deserve that and those guys will learn to live with it. Even the ones who will be packing their bags and scooping food out of the arena dumpster the night of picture perfect. Those guys will learn to respect that we just made the company pulled through it's tough economic groin hold.
Curtis: Plus.... if they don't. It really doesn't matter because they will be unemployed and they really can't do anything about that can they?
Ron: No... no they can't. Maybe they can go get a job with another company.
Russell: Would you like fries with that? HAHAHA. High five guys?
Ron: Now if curtis said that.... it would be funny. When you say that I just want to purge out my ass and into your.... type! That's where I will pg what I say. So guys, we truly understand now. Why you out of anyone would come out? It's an act. You want to make it look good and get your way to the top. Just know we don't like ass kissing and if you.... "let" us win. We will continue to lay the beatdown on. We can't have you making it look like you threw the match. Just fight.... fight well and hard. If you have to make us bleed or break a limb, it's ok because we can take it.
Curtis: Super fans... surely doesn't sound like someone who would shed blood or break our bones down. More like take us out for tea or back to that tranny theory again.
Ron: True... true....
**As they come next to some mexicans looking for work. Ron hands them like two dollars and a bunch of fliers to post up. They thank him and try to shake his hand....**
Ron: Grass stains.... No thanks. Just go do the job.... quickly....
Curtis: Sadly they will probably eat the fliers....
Ron: ugh....
Russell: Then have sex with a lawnmower.
Ron: .....
Curtis: .....
Russell: I've been in prison.... Let's say I seen my fair share of bladed up shorten "wangs".
Ron: ......why the hell were you looking?
Curtis: Go... do some lawyering.... read something for us.
Ron: If only russell was as quiet as the super fans. He could sit at the desk, maybe warn us every so often about the language. Overall not try to cut in with staled humor and sick images. You could seriously learn from mark and marc.
Curtis: If they don't learn, we will surely teach them.
Ron: Not to mess with destiny for one.
Curtis: Not to mess with dirty deal for another.
Ron: Put it together.... Don't screw with the history making southern miracle workers known as dirty deal. Super fans if you're not ready, then you never will be. We are repeat offenders, we will repeatedly offend everyone we come in contact with but when it comes to you guys. We won't offend no one.... because your "talents" will be overshadowed by southern way.
Curtis: speaking of which.... ncw needs more innovation.
Ron: Don't worry. More lynch mob matches to come in the near future.
Curtis: I'm speaking of new innovation. I have a whole presentation to display to the board members monday morning. Idea's that will offend but leave them applauding.
Ron: Applauding.... or appalled?
Curtis: Does it matter?
Ron: It does not, buddy.
**Ron and curtis do their super secret handshake, as the scene fades out.**