Post by msjsn3 on Jul 4, 2009 16:48:40 GMT -6
Ordering a Cheeseburger in a Mexican Place?
Sexy Jason is in his hotel room. He pulls the 2 $50's from his pocket and he smiles. The cameraman was not a happy camper. He watches Sexy Jason as he puts the money back into his pocket. Sexy Jason gets up from the bed and he goes over to the cameraman and put his right hand on the cameraman's left shoulder
You should have know that was a sucker bet.
Cameraman: I went along because you never had taken my money before.
Are you going to give me that sad song and dance that I took your money, that you were going to use for groceries.
Sexy Jason is giving the cameraman a sad look. The cameraman bought into his look
Cameraman: That was money for groceries. So can I have it back?
HELL NO! You lost if fair and square.
Sexy Jason's cell phone started to ring. He pulls it out of his pocket and looked at the number. It was JackHammer again.
Will he ever quit calling me?
Sexy Jason answers the phone
WHAT!
Sexy Jason listens for a bit. He holds the phone away from his ear. As if he was not paying attention to JackHammer. He finally puts the phone back towards his ear.
Look Jack everyone knows that it was I that carried you on my back, and I am tried of making you look good.
He listens some more. He looks over at the camera and smiles.
Yeah right. You just keep on dreaming.
Sexy Jason closes the lid on the cell phone, causing it to hang up on JackHammer, who was still talking at that moment. He looks at the cameraman. He smiles.
I tell you what. Lets go have some lunch and I am paying for it. I mean after all I have an extra $100 to spend this week.
The cameraman looks at Sexy Jason with a Go to hell look. Sexy Jason begins to laugh.
Cameraman: You know I wish you would go back to your normal self.
You don't like the new me? Tell me what is wrong with the new me.
The cameraman gets ready to speak, but Sexy Jason stops him
You know what I don't care what you think. Hell I don't care what the fans think of me now. Being nice where did it get me?
Cameraman: Well for starter you were the Xtreme Champion. You were the longest reigning Xtreme Champion. A record that no one will be able to break.
Sexy Jason walks to the door. He opens the door and gets ready to walk out
Well just don't stand there. Get your butt moving!
As they walked out of the hotel room the door closes. The scene goes to black.
The scene opens and we see Sexy Jason and the cameraman in Del Taco. The cameraman was not happy to be at Del Taco. He was wanting to go to an expensive place to make Sexy Jason spend that $100.
Man you are just a whining butt today. You turned down 2 other places that I was going to take you too.
The cameraman was going to say something but the dude at the cash register was ready to take their order.
Cameraman: I will have the Triple Cheeseburger and Deluxe Chili Cheddar Fries, and a large Strawberry Shake.
Employee: And for you sir.
Sexy Jason looks at the Cameraman. He can not believe what he had just ordered in a Mexican restaurant.
I will take the #3 Combo please with a Large Coke.
Cameraman: Oh can you add on a Chocolate Fudge Cake.
The employee tells Sexy Jason the amount and Sexy Jason paid for it. Sexy Jason just shakes his head. Sexy Jason was handed the receipt and the number on is it 485. They get their drinks and go sat at a booth.
I can not believe you. Ordering a Cheeseburger at a Mexican restaurant.
Sexy Jason takes a drink of his large Coke
Fergus what is wrong? The closer we get to Picture Perfect ,are you getting nervous? Has it finally click that you will be facing the Xtreme Champion this Sunday. Did I paint the wrong picture for you last week during our tag team match. That was all part of my plan.
The cameraman looks around the room and see some kids that happens to noticed Sexy Jason. They were all excited. They came over with pen and paper in hand. Sexy Jason happens to look up right before one of the kid was going to say something
I am not given out autographs. If you want someones autograph go find Fergus. I am sure he might be able to sign some paper for you. Well if he is not too nervous that he can not write his own name.
Kid: But we don't want Fergus' autograph. We want the Xtreme Champion's autograph.
Look Kid, what you want and what you get is two different things. I wanted too be the World Champion and did I get it? Now get lost!
The cameraman was stunned. The Kid got mad and we could hear him calling Sexy Jason an “ass hole” Sexy Jason just ignore the kid.
Cameraman: What the hell was that?
It was nothing.
Cameraman: You turned a kid down from getting your autograph and you are acting like it was no big deal.
Who gives a sh*t about that kid. Fergus this Sunday you and that kid is going to have something in common. You too will be turned down. You will not be the Xtreme Champion.
You hear “order number 485 was being called. The Cameraman gets up and goes and picks up the order. Sexy Jason just happens to see Fergus promo being replayed. The Cameraman sees it and he tries to stand in Sexy Jason way. He places the food on the table. He sits back down.
You really sucker Fergus. Having him give you a $1,000. Man is he some crazy nut case. Thinking that he can step inside that ring and “whoop my ass”
Sexy Jason takes his food that he ordered. Oh by the way a #3 combo is Del Combo Burrito, small fries, and small drink, but he had everything up sized to a large.
Fergus you want to know why I have became a “real dick”? You will find out soon enough. The fans don't care about me. So why in hell should I care about them. You see Fergus I carried JackHammer around during Lords of Destruction, and that is coming to a end. You see Fergus this Sunday I will not carry you around. I will be the “real dick” and make your ass suffer. You are messing with the wrong Champion.
Sexy Jason picks up the Burrito and takes a bite out of it. He places the Burrito back on the plate. He begins to talk as he is chewing his food.
Fergus you said that you hate too see people suffer, well at Picture Perfect you will be the one who is suffering. You are letting your mouth over run your body. You think that you are equal to me? Why do you think I looked down to you. I am the Xtreme Champion I am on a higher level then you even dare to dream about. The only thing that you are equal too is a jackass. So that means you are equal to JackHammer.
Sexy Jason takes another bite of the burrito. The cameraman is eating his food. He can not believe how Sexy Jason is talking to Fergus.
You talk about the ladies that were in my life, and who is always around you? You talk about men wanting to be around me. Again who is always around you? You see I surround my self with ladies and not men like you do. HELL you might even get excited when I am giving you an ass kicking.
Sexy Jason takes a drink of his Coke.
You bring your inexperience ass to that ring this Sunday night. Be prepare for a beaten of your life. Be prepare to walk away with out the Xtreme Championship title. After Sunday night your life will be the same as it was when you step into that ring against the Xtreme Champion. You see you will still be paying a lot in child support. You will see why it pays to be a “real dick” You will see why it is always a plus to have a magnificent body. Most of all you will see why it pays to be “egotistical and arrogant “
Sexy Jason takes another bite of the burrito. He places it back down on the plate.
You see Fergus all I care about is myself. All I care about is walking out of Picture Perfect with the Xtreme Championship title. I don't care what I have to do to you. I don't care if you have to be remove by a stretcher. I don't care if you are breathing or not. You will realize that you were way over your head. That you are sinking quickly, and that you have no life jacket on. Then all of a sudden a big wave takes you under. That wave will be me. You will try and struggle, but at the end your inexperience will cost you the chance to become the Xtreme Champion. I will stand over your broken body and I will laugh at you. I will hold the Xtreme Championship belt in your face, better yet I will rub it in your face.
Sexy Jason gave the cut throat sign and the scene goes to black.
Sexy Jason is in his hotel room. He pulls the 2 $50's from his pocket and he smiles. The cameraman was not a happy camper. He watches Sexy Jason as he puts the money back into his pocket. Sexy Jason gets up from the bed and he goes over to the cameraman and put his right hand on the cameraman's left shoulder
You should have know that was a sucker bet.
Cameraman: I went along because you never had taken my money before.
Are you going to give me that sad song and dance that I took your money, that you were going to use for groceries.
Sexy Jason is giving the cameraman a sad look. The cameraman bought into his look
Cameraman: That was money for groceries. So can I have it back?
HELL NO! You lost if fair and square.
Sexy Jason's cell phone started to ring. He pulls it out of his pocket and looked at the number. It was JackHammer again.
Will he ever quit calling me?
Sexy Jason answers the phone
WHAT!
Sexy Jason listens for a bit. He holds the phone away from his ear. As if he was not paying attention to JackHammer. He finally puts the phone back towards his ear.
Look Jack everyone knows that it was I that carried you on my back, and I am tried of making you look good.
He listens some more. He looks over at the camera and smiles.
Yeah right. You just keep on dreaming.
Sexy Jason closes the lid on the cell phone, causing it to hang up on JackHammer, who was still talking at that moment. He looks at the cameraman. He smiles.
I tell you what. Lets go have some lunch and I am paying for it. I mean after all I have an extra $100 to spend this week.
The cameraman looks at Sexy Jason with a Go to hell look. Sexy Jason begins to laugh.
Cameraman: You know I wish you would go back to your normal self.
You don't like the new me? Tell me what is wrong with the new me.
The cameraman gets ready to speak, but Sexy Jason stops him
You know what I don't care what you think. Hell I don't care what the fans think of me now. Being nice where did it get me?
Cameraman: Well for starter you were the Xtreme Champion. You were the longest reigning Xtreme Champion. A record that no one will be able to break.
Sexy Jason walks to the door. He opens the door and gets ready to walk out
Well just don't stand there. Get your butt moving!
As they walked out of the hotel room the door closes. The scene goes to black.
The scene opens and we see Sexy Jason and the cameraman in Del Taco. The cameraman was not happy to be at Del Taco. He was wanting to go to an expensive place to make Sexy Jason spend that $100.
Man you are just a whining butt today. You turned down 2 other places that I was going to take you too.
The cameraman was going to say something but the dude at the cash register was ready to take their order.
Cameraman: I will have the Triple Cheeseburger and Deluxe Chili Cheddar Fries, and a large Strawberry Shake.
Employee: And for you sir.
Sexy Jason looks at the Cameraman. He can not believe what he had just ordered in a Mexican restaurant.
I will take the #3 Combo please with a Large Coke.
Cameraman: Oh can you add on a Chocolate Fudge Cake.
The employee tells Sexy Jason the amount and Sexy Jason paid for it. Sexy Jason just shakes his head. Sexy Jason was handed the receipt and the number on is it 485. They get their drinks and go sat at a booth.
I can not believe you. Ordering a Cheeseburger at a Mexican restaurant.
Sexy Jason takes a drink of his large Coke
Fergus what is wrong? The closer we get to Picture Perfect ,are you getting nervous? Has it finally click that you will be facing the Xtreme Champion this Sunday. Did I paint the wrong picture for you last week during our tag team match. That was all part of my plan.
The cameraman looks around the room and see some kids that happens to noticed Sexy Jason. They were all excited. They came over with pen and paper in hand. Sexy Jason happens to look up right before one of the kid was going to say something
I am not given out autographs. If you want someones autograph go find Fergus. I am sure he might be able to sign some paper for you. Well if he is not too nervous that he can not write his own name.
Kid: But we don't want Fergus' autograph. We want the Xtreme Champion's autograph.
Look Kid, what you want and what you get is two different things. I wanted too be the World Champion and did I get it? Now get lost!
The cameraman was stunned. The Kid got mad and we could hear him calling Sexy Jason an “ass hole” Sexy Jason just ignore the kid.
Cameraman: What the hell was that?
It was nothing.
Cameraman: You turned a kid down from getting your autograph and you are acting like it was no big deal.
Who gives a sh*t about that kid. Fergus this Sunday you and that kid is going to have something in common. You too will be turned down. You will not be the Xtreme Champion.
You hear “order number 485 was being called. The Cameraman gets up and goes and picks up the order. Sexy Jason just happens to see Fergus promo being replayed. The Cameraman sees it and he tries to stand in Sexy Jason way. He places the food on the table. He sits back down.
You really sucker Fergus. Having him give you a $1,000. Man is he some crazy nut case. Thinking that he can step inside that ring and “whoop my ass”
Sexy Jason takes his food that he ordered. Oh by the way a #3 combo is Del Combo Burrito, small fries, and small drink, but he had everything up sized to a large.
Fergus you want to know why I have became a “real dick”? You will find out soon enough. The fans don't care about me. So why in hell should I care about them. You see Fergus I carried JackHammer around during Lords of Destruction, and that is coming to a end. You see Fergus this Sunday I will not carry you around. I will be the “real dick” and make your ass suffer. You are messing with the wrong Champion.
Sexy Jason picks up the Burrito and takes a bite out of it. He places the Burrito back on the plate. He begins to talk as he is chewing his food.
Fergus you said that you hate too see people suffer, well at Picture Perfect you will be the one who is suffering. You are letting your mouth over run your body. You think that you are equal to me? Why do you think I looked down to you. I am the Xtreme Champion I am on a higher level then you even dare to dream about. The only thing that you are equal too is a jackass. So that means you are equal to JackHammer.
Sexy Jason takes another bite of the burrito. The cameraman is eating his food. He can not believe how Sexy Jason is talking to Fergus.
You talk about the ladies that were in my life, and who is always around you? You talk about men wanting to be around me. Again who is always around you? You see I surround my self with ladies and not men like you do. HELL you might even get excited when I am giving you an ass kicking.
Sexy Jason takes a drink of his Coke.
You bring your inexperience ass to that ring this Sunday night. Be prepare for a beaten of your life. Be prepare to walk away with out the Xtreme Championship title. After Sunday night your life will be the same as it was when you step into that ring against the Xtreme Champion. You see you will still be paying a lot in child support. You will see why it pays to be a “real dick” You will see why it is always a plus to have a magnificent body. Most of all you will see why it pays to be “egotistical and arrogant “
Sexy Jason takes another bite of the burrito. He places it back down on the plate.
You see Fergus all I care about is myself. All I care about is walking out of Picture Perfect with the Xtreme Championship title. I don't care what I have to do to you. I don't care if you have to be remove by a stretcher. I don't care if you are breathing or not. You will realize that you were way over your head. That you are sinking quickly, and that you have no life jacket on. Then all of a sudden a big wave takes you under. That wave will be me. You will try and struggle, but at the end your inexperience will cost you the chance to become the Xtreme Champion. I will stand over your broken body and I will laugh at you. I will hold the Xtreme Championship belt in your face, better yet I will rub it in your face.
Sexy Jason gave the cut throat sign and the scene goes to black.