Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Aug 3, 2009 2:39:37 GMT -6
*We enter on scene to see Dirty Deal in one of there offices and both guys have ice packs on there head. They look into the camera.*
Curtis: The Anniversary show was a night of revelations. A night of wonder and amazement. A night of five star matches through and through. And a night Dirty Deal will never forget for many reasons.
Ron: For one, we still smell like Jello.
Curtis: That we do. Good thing we love cherry.
Ron: Don't remind me of Mr. Pie. I can't deal with that right now.
Curtis: The match with Kelly and Kendra, it was great to say the least. They were so...soft, so smooth. So delicious.
Ron: I don't know if we can say that.
Curtis: Screw it. I may have a wife, but I ain't dead. We got the eyes on us. We got the top two main event enemies to put aside there differences to come at us! We got two guys who were fired to come out and break all the rules to attack us with chairs! That's what we do, we inspire hate. We fully relish on hate. But we weren't expecting this.
Ron: Just roll the tape and get it over with...roll the ****ing tape.
*We cut to:
Leonard: Alright. This Dirty Deal thing has gone on long enough. This week is the final straw. I'm tired of these charades and they need to be put to rest. I don't care what you have to do, but put a stop to it. You hear me? Then you can have your jobs back.
and cut back.*
Ron: Why Leo? Why?
Curtis: We thought you were our homeboy. We went out and got support from your friends. We told you we'd do better then your evil daughter, and we did. We brought in the ratings. And this is your thanks? This is the respect you show us Leo? We did it for you, we did it all for you!
Ron: Well, and us.
Curtis: Well yeah, but us and you. But now Leo, now we know your just like the rest. Just like all the others before you. You don't get us. You don't respect us. You don't see past the gripes and grimaces that everyone else stops at when they look at us! Well you know what Leo, that's fine, that's just great. Because now we have a new passion. To put you in your place and show you you're wrong just like everyone else! And we're going to do that by beating the tar out of the Burning Angels and taking the tag title belts that should have been ours since the beginning!
Ron: We'll have the belts, we'll have the jobs, we'll have all the power. And there won't be a damn thing you can do about it!
Curtis: Because you'd be an idiot to fire your biggest brightest stars. The guys that even make your world champ stand up and notice! The guys that are about to rule the tag team division, most likely for years to come.
Ron: You think a two year anniversary show is so great, wait until a two year Dirty Deal tag title run anniversary!
Curtis: Have we been having fun, yes, hell yes, why not? When you got the power, what's the point if you don't use it for some fun? Fighting Kelly and Kendra was fun, but moot. So we tossed some ladies around? Big whoop right? We did it to prove a point too. We don't care what anyone thinks. We do what we want, when we want. And I guess that brings us to our opponents.
Ron: Those pissants Burns and Angel.
Curtis: Have we put them to the test? You're damn right! We have the power. Dirty is in our name! But have we given them respect?
Ron: Not in the terms you'd consider respect. Because we don't need to, we don't have to. Why bother when we don't get it?
Curtis: Exactly. The best your going to get out of us for respect is the fact that we didn't come down to destroy you after your match with the Smoking Aces. We did it out of respect to the company that we control, not to you losers.
Ron: We were also still reeling from the back stabbing of Leo.
Curtis: Why should we give out any respect? Everyone and there mother calls us racists when we just speak our mind? Everyone calls us dumb barbarians because we love to fight? People call us gay at every turn because we're a tag team and travel the road together.
Ron: Then again all tag teams get that. Don't know why the queer talk is so popular among people fighting tag teams.
Curtis: But we ain't gonna call the guys that wore skin tight one piece full body spandex last week on a cruise together gay this time, frankly because the viewers can draw their own conclusions. We've gone down the emo road with Angel, why bother again?
Ron: It's a damn fad that's running rampant through NCW anyway.
Curtis: Everyone claims they want respect, but no one gives it out. So you know what, Dirty Deal doesn't care about it. Dirty Deal is dirty because the business has lost respect. It lost it a long time ago. And we've accepted it. We've gotten screwed, we've gotten attacked from behind, and we take it in stride. We know there's no going back, no hope to change. The only thing there is to do, is to be dirtier than the rest. To be more vicious, more ruthless, more dastardly than those that dare oppose us! So we made our title shots happen in our match. We will hang one of the Burning Angels and we will bat them around with chairs until the world realizes our might!
Ron: And it will be glorious.
Curtis: So Angel, you lay in bed every day and rest. Have your whore of a wife show you all the tricks AJ taught her and enjoy. Because it is the last days of joy you will have before we destroy you and your partner next Sunday. If you really believe your the best, we'll show you you're sadly mistaken. We will not put you down in a hole to beat you. We're going to hang you high for all the world to see!
Ron: They will gaze on high to see the bloody pulp we've turned you into, and the world will know we are the best.
Curtis: You're damn right. You boys go ahead and get prepared. Ramble off all your title achievements. Go on more cruises. Lay with your women. Yell at us for being hicks with no respect. Do it all! But it will not change the fact the time for us is now. Everything is in our favor. And we will not let it slip through our fingers this time. This time, we will get whats ours, and we will stand victorious. And then we will deal with those unemployed pricks and the man who would have us dethroned. But for now, all eyes are on the Burning Angels and proving that we deserve everything we've earned!
Ron: That was almost a little too serious for my taste.
Curtis: Trust me Ron, it's time to get serious.
*With that, the scene fades out.*
Curtis: The Anniversary show was a night of revelations. A night of wonder and amazement. A night of five star matches through and through. And a night Dirty Deal will never forget for many reasons.
Ron: For one, we still smell like Jello.
Curtis: That we do. Good thing we love cherry.
Ron: Don't remind me of Mr. Pie. I can't deal with that right now.
Curtis: The match with Kelly and Kendra, it was great to say the least. They were so...soft, so smooth. So delicious.
Ron: I don't know if we can say that.
Curtis: Screw it. I may have a wife, but I ain't dead. We got the eyes on us. We got the top two main event enemies to put aside there differences to come at us! We got two guys who were fired to come out and break all the rules to attack us with chairs! That's what we do, we inspire hate. We fully relish on hate. But we weren't expecting this.
Ron: Just roll the tape and get it over with...roll the ****ing tape.
*We cut to:
Leonard: Alright. This Dirty Deal thing has gone on long enough. This week is the final straw. I'm tired of these charades and they need to be put to rest. I don't care what you have to do, but put a stop to it. You hear me? Then you can have your jobs back.
and cut back.*
Ron: Why Leo? Why?
Curtis: We thought you were our homeboy. We went out and got support from your friends. We told you we'd do better then your evil daughter, and we did. We brought in the ratings. And this is your thanks? This is the respect you show us Leo? We did it for you, we did it all for you!
Ron: Well, and us.
Curtis: Well yeah, but us and you. But now Leo, now we know your just like the rest. Just like all the others before you. You don't get us. You don't respect us. You don't see past the gripes and grimaces that everyone else stops at when they look at us! Well you know what Leo, that's fine, that's just great. Because now we have a new passion. To put you in your place and show you you're wrong just like everyone else! And we're going to do that by beating the tar out of the Burning Angels and taking the tag title belts that should have been ours since the beginning!
Ron: We'll have the belts, we'll have the jobs, we'll have all the power. And there won't be a damn thing you can do about it!
Curtis: Because you'd be an idiot to fire your biggest brightest stars. The guys that even make your world champ stand up and notice! The guys that are about to rule the tag team division, most likely for years to come.
Ron: You think a two year anniversary show is so great, wait until a two year Dirty Deal tag title run anniversary!
Curtis: Have we been having fun, yes, hell yes, why not? When you got the power, what's the point if you don't use it for some fun? Fighting Kelly and Kendra was fun, but moot. So we tossed some ladies around? Big whoop right? We did it to prove a point too. We don't care what anyone thinks. We do what we want, when we want. And I guess that brings us to our opponents.
Ron: Those pissants Burns and Angel.
Curtis: Have we put them to the test? You're damn right! We have the power. Dirty is in our name! But have we given them respect?
Ron: Not in the terms you'd consider respect. Because we don't need to, we don't have to. Why bother when we don't get it?
Curtis: Exactly. The best your going to get out of us for respect is the fact that we didn't come down to destroy you after your match with the Smoking Aces. We did it out of respect to the company that we control, not to you losers.
Ron: We were also still reeling from the back stabbing of Leo.
Curtis: Why should we give out any respect? Everyone and there mother calls us racists when we just speak our mind? Everyone calls us dumb barbarians because we love to fight? People call us gay at every turn because we're a tag team and travel the road together.
Ron: Then again all tag teams get that. Don't know why the queer talk is so popular among people fighting tag teams.
Curtis: But we ain't gonna call the guys that wore skin tight one piece full body spandex last week on a cruise together gay this time, frankly because the viewers can draw their own conclusions. We've gone down the emo road with Angel, why bother again?
Ron: It's a damn fad that's running rampant through NCW anyway.
Curtis: Everyone claims they want respect, but no one gives it out. So you know what, Dirty Deal doesn't care about it. Dirty Deal is dirty because the business has lost respect. It lost it a long time ago. And we've accepted it. We've gotten screwed, we've gotten attacked from behind, and we take it in stride. We know there's no going back, no hope to change. The only thing there is to do, is to be dirtier than the rest. To be more vicious, more ruthless, more dastardly than those that dare oppose us! So we made our title shots happen in our match. We will hang one of the Burning Angels and we will bat them around with chairs until the world realizes our might!
Ron: And it will be glorious.
Curtis: So Angel, you lay in bed every day and rest. Have your whore of a wife show you all the tricks AJ taught her and enjoy. Because it is the last days of joy you will have before we destroy you and your partner next Sunday. If you really believe your the best, we'll show you you're sadly mistaken. We will not put you down in a hole to beat you. We're going to hang you high for all the world to see!
Ron: They will gaze on high to see the bloody pulp we've turned you into, and the world will know we are the best.
Curtis: You're damn right. You boys go ahead and get prepared. Ramble off all your title achievements. Go on more cruises. Lay with your women. Yell at us for being hicks with no respect. Do it all! But it will not change the fact the time for us is now. Everything is in our favor. And we will not let it slip through our fingers this time. This time, we will get whats ours, and we will stand victorious. And then we will deal with those unemployed pricks and the man who would have us dethroned. But for now, all eyes are on the Burning Angels and proving that we deserve everything we've earned!
Ron: That was almost a little too serious for my taste.
Curtis: Trust me Ron, it's time to get serious.
*With that, the scene fades out.*