Post by Rob Diamond on Aug 4, 2009 10:19:14 GMT -6
My main nizzle in the hizzle Rob Dizzle is standing all foshizzle....in the rizzle?
Last week nCw asked me to seek the advice of a counselor and do you wanna know why? Mostly because their tired of settling out of court law suits with the NAACP. Yeah, that's right. Apparently Xavier's people are pretty fed up with the way I'm treating their quote end quote "ICON."
Icon? Yeah right. Whats Xavier an icon of, slacking off? You know, I'm getting really tired of all the same insults and threats and basic back talk. "Xavier Williams is oh so great, right?" No, he isn't, I proved it already. I beat him and two other clowns FAIR AND SQUARE one month ago to win and become the single GREATEST X-DIVISION CHAMPION OF ALL TIME!
You dare say other wise? Point me in the direction of a better X-Div champion? AJ you say? BAH! AJ Phoenix is nothing more than a nut hair on the balls of Adam Knite. Christ, the kid tucked tail and ran to the bosom of my sister instead of facing Adam like a real man. And where is he now? Kicking ass and taking names? I think not. AJ is nothing more than a foot note in a division I will rule with an iron fist.
But you know what, continue reiterating the same three talking points over and over again Xavier, just keep tugging that party line. Seriously, I'm going to start calling you MGK if you keep it up. I'm honestly expecting a "George Bush hates black people" speech in your next promo.
What this all comes down to is Xavier wants people to remember him for how good he once was, when in actuality he was never all that good at all. His challengers merely sucked or he had help to win.
I mean he points to a few kicks or punches to the nuts that I may or may not have used to win and says I have no honor?
Where was the honor when Tyler Jacobs gift wrapped you the X-Division Title?
Where was the honor when Jack Manson nearly killed Angel FOR YOU?
Where was the honor when Price cost Awesome that match?
Where is your honor Xavier?
Exactly, no where. Your honor is nothing more than hollow words and broken dreams. But go ahead and tell me again how your tortured, how you followed your orders so well, your full of ****, you had a dream but this ain't it...
I'm going to put this in words you'll understand.
Rob walks off screen then pops back on screen in his rap attire.
Yo, yo, yo I gots a fat watch and I gots a fat car
I even meet fat bitches at the fat bar
I punk chumps like X because he ain't hard
You can suck my white chocolate candy bar!
Rob picks up a mic and then throws it against the ground.
HELL YES! How do you like me now huh? And in effect that brings me to Chris Brock. The newest Charity case on nCw's pay roll. A man I beat just last week but my brother feels he deserves a second chance.
So Chris, tell me something before we get started, how did it feel when I pinned you dead center in the middle of the ring.
One
Two
Three?
I bet it felt real good.
See Chris, there's something your missing here. It's not your name the people need to remember. Hell, we see your stupid ass name every time we look at the card. I see your name every time I enter the locker room. No, your name, in the end, is un important. It's your legacy Brock, thats what the people remember.
And do you know what your legacy is Brock? Your legacy is FAILING to beat the Ace when it mattered in a pay per view situation where his job was on the line. Your legacy is FAILING to take the X-Division title from me. Your legacy in nCw is nothing more than FAILURE AFTER FAILURE!
Yeah Brock, we remember your name alright, my memory is just fine in that department. Its thinking of something you did that actually MATTERS where I have the lapse. How bout you spend a little less time worrying about your super cool catch phrase and a little more time honing your skills and becoming an actual threat to someone.
Xavier Williams may suck up to you, but I won't. I'm going to tell you exactly how it is Chris.
Rob Diamond>Xavier Williams>Joe Everyman>Shaun>Hexx>Chris Brock>England
That's how it is, and if you don't like it then do something about it. But right now all I hear you doing is running your mouth like an ignorant fool.
nCw is my playground, the X-Division is mine to rule, I am the future of this company and you, well you are nothing more than a passer by. A name in the breeze that will eventually blow away. It is my destiny to be the WORLD CHAMPION! It is my destiny to dominate nCw. It is my destiny to win this match.
Mean time, you go right ahead and tell us your name again.
I still won't care.
Fade to black.
Last week nCw asked me to seek the advice of a counselor and do you wanna know why? Mostly because their tired of settling out of court law suits with the NAACP. Yeah, that's right. Apparently Xavier's people are pretty fed up with the way I'm treating their quote end quote "ICON."
Icon? Yeah right. Whats Xavier an icon of, slacking off? You know, I'm getting really tired of all the same insults and threats and basic back talk. "Xavier Williams is oh so great, right?" No, he isn't, I proved it already. I beat him and two other clowns FAIR AND SQUARE one month ago to win and become the single GREATEST X-DIVISION CHAMPION OF ALL TIME!
You dare say other wise? Point me in the direction of a better X-Div champion? AJ you say? BAH! AJ Phoenix is nothing more than a nut hair on the balls of Adam Knite. Christ, the kid tucked tail and ran to the bosom of my sister instead of facing Adam like a real man. And where is he now? Kicking ass and taking names? I think not. AJ is nothing more than a foot note in a division I will rule with an iron fist.
But you know what, continue reiterating the same three talking points over and over again Xavier, just keep tugging that party line. Seriously, I'm going to start calling you MGK if you keep it up. I'm honestly expecting a "George Bush hates black people" speech in your next promo.
What this all comes down to is Xavier wants people to remember him for how good he once was, when in actuality he was never all that good at all. His challengers merely sucked or he had help to win.
I mean he points to a few kicks or punches to the nuts that I may or may not have used to win and says I have no honor?
Where was the honor when Tyler Jacobs gift wrapped you the X-Division Title?
Where was the honor when Jack Manson nearly killed Angel FOR YOU?
Where was the honor when Price cost Awesome that match?
Where is your honor Xavier?
Exactly, no where. Your honor is nothing more than hollow words and broken dreams. But go ahead and tell me again how your tortured, how you followed your orders so well, your full of ****, you had a dream but this ain't it...
I'm going to put this in words you'll understand.
Rob walks off screen then pops back on screen in his rap attire.
Yo, yo, yo I gots a fat watch and I gots a fat car
I even meet fat bitches at the fat bar
I punk chumps like X because he ain't hard
You can suck my white chocolate candy bar!
Rob picks up a mic and then throws it against the ground.
HELL YES! How do you like me now huh? And in effect that brings me to Chris Brock. The newest Charity case on nCw's pay roll. A man I beat just last week but my brother feels he deserves a second chance.
So Chris, tell me something before we get started, how did it feel when I pinned you dead center in the middle of the ring.
One
Two
Three?
I bet it felt real good.
See Chris, there's something your missing here. It's not your name the people need to remember. Hell, we see your stupid ass name every time we look at the card. I see your name every time I enter the locker room. No, your name, in the end, is un important. It's your legacy Brock, thats what the people remember.
And do you know what your legacy is Brock? Your legacy is FAILING to beat the Ace when it mattered in a pay per view situation where his job was on the line. Your legacy is FAILING to take the X-Division title from me. Your legacy in nCw is nothing more than FAILURE AFTER FAILURE!
Yeah Brock, we remember your name alright, my memory is just fine in that department. Its thinking of something you did that actually MATTERS where I have the lapse. How bout you spend a little less time worrying about your super cool catch phrase and a little more time honing your skills and becoming an actual threat to someone.
Xavier Williams may suck up to you, but I won't. I'm going to tell you exactly how it is Chris.
Rob Diamond>Xavier Williams>Joe Everyman>Shaun>Hexx>Chris Brock>England
That's how it is, and if you don't like it then do something about it. But right now all I hear you doing is running your mouth like an ignorant fool.
nCw is my playground, the X-Division is mine to rule, I am the future of this company and you, well you are nothing more than a passer by. A name in the breeze that will eventually blow away. It is my destiny to be the WORLD CHAMPION! It is my destiny to dominate nCw. It is my destiny to win this match.
Mean time, you go right ahead and tell us your name again.
I still won't care.
Fade to black.