Post by bane on Aug 5, 2009 4:26:21 GMT -6
Welcome to Tennessee, the home of country music, rednecks and inbreeding. Tennessee is a place where the men are men and the women are too. Mac Bane and Nick Logan have decided to drive from Dallas to Tennessee, which was Logan’s plan by the way.
Nick: IT’S NOT MY FAULT!!!!
Bane glares at Logan knowing full well that its not his fault but he is going to blame him anyway, there are some things that a friend should not let a friend live down and this was one of those things.
Mac: Really? So, you didn’t wink at the fat chick in the bar? You didn’t cause her Harley Davidson riding boyfriend/brother to go absolutely ape**** crazy and try and run you down with that piece of **** Ford pickup truck?
Logan starts to turn red with either anger or shame we’re not really quite sure which.
Nick: I did no such thing and you know it!
Mac: So, you didn’t buy her a drink either? You didn’t make a comment to her on your way by their table to the bathroom and she didn’t follow you into the bathroom?
Logan is now starting to tremble as he starts to laugh.
Nick: You asshole! You know good and damn well you bought that drink for her and told her it was from me! You told the whole damn bar it was from me!
Now they both begin to laugh.
Mac: It was your turn to buy the house a round and you said you would get the next one which I ended paying for too by the way! You owe me about two hundred bucks!
Logan grumbles something unhearable.
Mac: What was that little man?
Logan shakes his head in dismay.
Nick: I said put it on my tab you ass!
Both men begin to laugh.
Mac: That my friend is what I keep telling people, this life, this world, this industry…it is what you make it. It’s all about the choices you make in life. Like what we did to Joe Everyman at the two year anniversary show for Collision. We chose to make an example of someone who does not respect the people who came before him or this industry. The things he said to Lance Ryan were despicable.
Logan nods his head in agreement finally recovering from the embarrassment of having the previous nights activities brought up.
Nick: So, what would you call what we did to Boone then?
Bane flashes that big Texas grin he is known for showing his pearly whites.
Mac: Given a few more moments, they could have called it a justifiable homicide.
Logan laughs a little too hard and starts rubbing his head where Hammond had clocked him with the chair.
Nick: Yea, we weren’t the only ones that made a choice last night.
Mac: yea but were some of the few who made the right ones.
Logan nods his head in agreement taking his hand down from rubbing his head. Bane then looks directly at the camera.
Mac: Choices…do I go this way or am I better served to go that way? If I choose not to choose is that still making a choice? Jack Hammond or “The Hamster” as the fans of nCw choose to call him, he made a choice now didn’t he? He zigged when he should have zagged to be quite honest about it. He had the opportunity to put an end to someone who is very nearly his polar opposite. Think about it Jack, you call yourself a man of honor, a man of integrity that is above reproach…is it? Surely you watched on the monitor as a lot of us did at how Joe Everyman disrespected an nCw legend Lance Ryan a man who is respected in the locker room and in the front office. You chose to allow that steaming pile of crap Joe Everywoman to hide behind your skirt mama Joe Hammond! You should be ashamed of yourself for coming to the rescue of someone who has been trying for months to end your career! You disgust me Hammond and your actions should disgust the fans of nCw. You see Jack, I am many things to many people…some people hate me for my actions such as those that took place with Joe. But some folks are smart enough to realize that there is a method to my madness, I do everything for a reason, there is no wasted motion when I am in the ring or outside of it. You can think what you want Hammond, but I am a traditionalist….Lance Ryan is one of the guys like yourself that paved the way for people like me. You have my respect up to a point….and that point is when you team up with Joe at Fallout. You’re teaming up with a guy who went out there in front of a capacity crowd with the intention of embarrassing an nCw legend. Are you really willing to throw away your legacy for some punk like Joe Everyman? The pay per view is so very appropriately named isn’t it? The fallout from this pay per view will affect careers for quite some time. It will destroy some outright while others will survive it with only minimal scarring. Unfortunately for you and Joe….you’re not going to survive at all Hammy. Joe thinks that you two are the very best at what you do, but that piece of crap couldn’t be more wrong. You’re in a tag team match against two men who have been teaming together for a long time. We are in our element and in our prime. With all due respect to you Hammond, not so much your partner….it is time for the young talent of nCw to shine and make a name for ourselves, you have been around for a while and its time to step aside or get off the tracks….there is a train coming through….dont be another victim Jack…if you step into that ring against me and Nick that is exactly what you become. And as we always say…If your not part of the solution your part of the problem.
Scene fades to black…
Nick: IT’S NOT MY FAULT!!!!
Bane glares at Logan knowing full well that its not his fault but he is going to blame him anyway, there are some things that a friend should not let a friend live down and this was one of those things.
Mac: Really? So, you didn’t wink at the fat chick in the bar? You didn’t cause her Harley Davidson riding boyfriend/brother to go absolutely ape**** crazy and try and run you down with that piece of **** Ford pickup truck?
Logan starts to turn red with either anger or shame we’re not really quite sure which.
Nick: I did no such thing and you know it!
Mac: So, you didn’t buy her a drink either? You didn’t make a comment to her on your way by their table to the bathroom and she didn’t follow you into the bathroom?
Logan is now starting to tremble as he starts to laugh.
Nick: You asshole! You know good and damn well you bought that drink for her and told her it was from me! You told the whole damn bar it was from me!
Now they both begin to laugh.
Mac: It was your turn to buy the house a round and you said you would get the next one which I ended paying for too by the way! You owe me about two hundred bucks!
Logan grumbles something unhearable.
Mac: What was that little man?
Logan shakes his head in dismay.
Nick: I said put it on my tab you ass!
Both men begin to laugh.
Mac: That my friend is what I keep telling people, this life, this world, this industry…it is what you make it. It’s all about the choices you make in life. Like what we did to Joe Everyman at the two year anniversary show for Collision. We chose to make an example of someone who does not respect the people who came before him or this industry. The things he said to Lance Ryan were despicable.
Logan nods his head in agreement finally recovering from the embarrassment of having the previous nights activities brought up.
Nick: So, what would you call what we did to Boone then?
Bane flashes that big Texas grin he is known for showing his pearly whites.
Mac: Given a few more moments, they could have called it a justifiable homicide.
Logan laughs a little too hard and starts rubbing his head where Hammond had clocked him with the chair.
Nick: Yea, we weren’t the only ones that made a choice last night.
Mac: yea but were some of the few who made the right ones.
Logan nods his head in agreement taking his hand down from rubbing his head. Bane then looks directly at the camera.
Mac: Choices…do I go this way or am I better served to go that way? If I choose not to choose is that still making a choice? Jack Hammond or “The Hamster” as the fans of nCw choose to call him, he made a choice now didn’t he? He zigged when he should have zagged to be quite honest about it. He had the opportunity to put an end to someone who is very nearly his polar opposite. Think about it Jack, you call yourself a man of honor, a man of integrity that is above reproach…is it? Surely you watched on the monitor as a lot of us did at how Joe Everyman disrespected an nCw legend Lance Ryan a man who is respected in the locker room and in the front office. You chose to allow that steaming pile of crap Joe Everywoman to hide behind your skirt mama Joe Hammond! You should be ashamed of yourself for coming to the rescue of someone who has been trying for months to end your career! You disgust me Hammond and your actions should disgust the fans of nCw. You see Jack, I am many things to many people…some people hate me for my actions such as those that took place with Joe. But some folks are smart enough to realize that there is a method to my madness, I do everything for a reason, there is no wasted motion when I am in the ring or outside of it. You can think what you want Hammond, but I am a traditionalist….Lance Ryan is one of the guys like yourself that paved the way for people like me. You have my respect up to a point….and that point is when you team up with Joe at Fallout. You’re teaming up with a guy who went out there in front of a capacity crowd with the intention of embarrassing an nCw legend. Are you really willing to throw away your legacy for some punk like Joe Everyman? The pay per view is so very appropriately named isn’t it? The fallout from this pay per view will affect careers for quite some time. It will destroy some outright while others will survive it with only minimal scarring. Unfortunately for you and Joe….you’re not going to survive at all Hammy. Joe thinks that you two are the very best at what you do, but that piece of crap couldn’t be more wrong. You’re in a tag team match against two men who have been teaming together for a long time. We are in our element and in our prime. With all due respect to you Hammond, not so much your partner….it is time for the young talent of nCw to shine and make a name for ourselves, you have been around for a while and its time to step aside or get off the tracks….there is a train coming through….dont be another victim Jack…if you step into that ring against me and Nick that is exactly what you become. And as we always say…If your not part of the solution your part of the problem.
Scene fades to black…