Post by Nick Logan on Aug 5, 2009 12:54:41 GMT -6
(The scene fades in with Nick Logan and Mac Bane pulling into the parking lot of the Hilton in downtown, Memphis, Tennessee. He pulls up to the valet and steps out of the car, popping the trunk as he steps out. The bellboy grabs out Nick and Mac's bags and stacks them on a dolly. The valet gives Nick a ticket then drives off as they walk into the hotel. They walk right up to the counter and the man behind the counter walks over to them.)
Desk Clerk - Welcome to the Hilton. How may I help you today?
Yeah, we are here to check in. We have a reservation for two rooms.
Desk Clerk - The name on the reservation, please?
Logan. Nick Logan.
Mac Bane - And Mac Bane
The rooms are in my name, not yours, don't confuse the man.
Mac Bane - I was just telling him my name.
Shameless self promotor.
Mac Bane - Near-sighted gynocologist.
Nice. Way to rip off a kids movie, Mac!
(Both men begin to laugh as the desk clerk comes back.)
Desk Clerk - I am sorry sir, but our normal rooms are all booked up, there is a convention is town this week. It is a special week, you know.
A special week?
Desk Clerk - yes sir. This is Elvis week.
(Nick looks at Mac with a look of confusion.)
Mac Bane - Yeah man. You know, the King of Rock and Roll. Elvis Presley!
Yeah, I know, but he has a whole week dedicated to him?
Mac Bane - It's the week he died. You know, August 16, 1977.
......
Mac Bane - What?
I am totally ashamed that you know that. (Turning to the desk clerk) so what do we do about our reservations? Do you have anything?
Desk Clerk - Why yes, we do sir. We have the penthouse available, but for considerably more money.
I don't care about the price, my friend. Just need a nice room to get ready for our show this week.
Desk Clerk - Show, Sir?
Yes, we are with New Championship Wrestling, and we have a big show this week at the FedEx Forum. It's a pay per view event called Fallout.
Desk Clerk - Uh, yes...wrestling. Well, very well sir, let me get your electronic keys for you.
(Nick and Mac turn to look around while they are waiting on their room keys. They watch the people as they hustle and bustle in and out of the hotel. Nick turns to Mac.)
So, I get Elvis was the King of Rock and Roll and all. But why do people celebrate his death?
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Mac Bane - Elvis was a star before his time, Nick. Think about it, before he came along, NOBODY was even close to as wildly popular as he was. He had to rent entire floors of hotels just to get privacy. He had to pay for entire wings of hospitals just to get care. It was crazy man. And think about this..How cool would you have to be to just walk up to a chick and say (In Elvis impression) "Hey baby, how's it going" and then they just pass out? That's cool no matter who you are!
Dude, the Beatles did the same thing.
Mac Bane - Yeah, but it took 4 Beatles to be as cool as 1 Elvis!
(Suddenly, Nick's blackberry starts to go off. He pulls it off his waist and reads a few emails. He begins to smile wide as he turns to show Mac the screen.)
Hell yeah! I got another commercial shoot here in Memphis in just a little bit. I can't wait! I think this might be the best one yet!
Mac Bane - What are you selling now?
You'll see!
(The desk clerk comes back with their keys and wishes them a good stay. They take their bags up to the room and Nick leaves Mac there to chill and hang out. Nick goes back through the lobby and gets his car from the Valet. He takes a ride across town to the address on his Blackberry. As he pulls into the parking lot, a man comes out to greet him.)
Production Assistant - Mr Logan. We are glad you are doing this for our product. They are ready for you in wardrobe and makeup! Right this way!
(Nick thanks him and gets out of the car and follows him into the dressing room. The door closes behind him and the camera can't go in. The scene fades out....)
**45 MINUTES LATER**
(The door swings open and Nick Logan comes out clad in a 70's Elvis jumpsuit with giant fake sidburns and his hair in a pompadore. He walks out to the set, swinging his hips, and swaggering the whole way. He gets ready for the first take, and the director screams... ACTION!)
(In an awesome Elvis impression) Say man, I tell you that all of you need to come to Memphis, man. Come on out and uh...and uh...and uh check out my hometown. It's the place where yours truly is going to dance all over a couple of hound dogs with my blue suede shoes in the ghetto. I know what everyone is gonna say, man. You're gonna be like King, King now, don't be cruel! Now, wise men say, only fools rush into beating down mouthy little punks like Joe Everyman. Well, let me tell you all something right now, baby. Yours truly is All Shook Up about this match this week, ya know, and uh...and uh...and uh I drove all night through the Kentucky Rain to get here, baby!
But the real reason I am talking to you today is to show you a brand new product, man. A product that will help you make every day life easier for all you little momma's out there. It's the uh, the uh, the uh, the one and only King-O-Matic. That's right, baby. The King-O-Matic, man. It slices, it dices, it makes julieanne fries, and everybody knows i love fries. I love them fries so much, baby. The best thing is, right there on the top is a picture of me, the King of Rock n Roll, baby. So you can watch me shake, rattle and roll as you make some of them delicious snacks. Then go to the living room, sit down on the couch, and watch me kick some heavy duty booty this Sunday night only on Pay Per View.
The King-O-Matic, making it easy to Love Me Tender, Little Sister!
(Nick snarls his lip up as the director yells "CUT!". Nick walks off into the dressing room as the scene fades to black.)
Desk Clerk - Welcome to the Hilton. How may I help you today?
Yeah, we are here to check in. We have a reservation for two rooms.
Desk Clerk - The name on the reservation, please?
Logan. Nick Logan.
Mac Bane - And Mac Bane
The rooms are in my name, not yours, don't confuse the man.
Mac Bane - I was just telling him my name.
Shameless self promotor.
Mac Bane - Near-sighted gynocologist.
Nice. Way to rip off a kids movie, Mac!
(Both men begin to laugh as the desk clerk comes back.)
Desk Clerk - I am sorry sir, but our normal rooms are all booked up, there is a convention is town this week. It is a special week, you know.
A special week?
Desk Clerk - yes sir. This is Elvis week.
(Nick looks at Mac with a look of confusion.)
Mac Bane - Yeah man. You know, the King of Rock and Roll. Elvis Presley!
Yeah, I know, but he has a whole week dedicated to him?
Mac Bane - It's the week he died. You know, August 16, 1977.
......
Mac Bane - What?
I am totally ashamed that you know that. (Turning to the desk clerk) so what do we do about our reservations? Do you have anything?
Desk Clerk - Why yes, we do sir. We have the penthouse available, but for considerably more money.
I don't care about the price, my friend. Just need a nice room to get ready for our show this week.
Desk Clerk - Show, Sir?
Yes, we are with New Championship Wrestling, and we have a big show this week at the FedEx Forum. It's a pay per view event called Fallout.
Desk Clerk - Uh, yes...wrestling. Well, very well sir, let me get your electronic keys for you.
(Nick and Mac turn to look around while they are waiting on their room keys. They watch the people as they hustle and bustle in and out of the hotel. Nick turns to Mac.)
So, I get Elvis was the King of Rock and Roll and all. But why do people celebrate his death?
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Mac Bane - Elvis was a star before his time, Nick. Think about it, before he came along, NOBODY was even close to as wildly popular as he was. He had to rent entire floors of hotels just to get privacy. He had to pay for entire wings of hospitals just to get care. It was crazy man. And think about this..How cool would you have to be to just walk up to a chick and say (In Elvis impression) "Hey baby, how's it going" and then they just pass out? That's cool no matter who you are!
Dude, the Beatles did the same thing.
Mac Bane - Yeah, but it took 4 Beatles to be as cool as 1 Elvis!
(Suddenly, Nick's blackberry starts to go off. He pulls it off his waist and reads a few emails. He begins to smile wide as he turns to show Mac the screen.)
Hell yeah! I got another commercial shoot here in Memphis in just a little bit. I can't wait! I think this might be the best one yet!
Mac Bane - What are you selling now?
You'll see!
(The desk clerk comes back with their keys and wishes them a good stay. They take their bags up to the room and Nick leaves Mac there to chill and hang out. Nick goes back through the lobby and gets his car from the Valet. He takes a ride across town to the address on his Blackberry. As he pulls into the parking lot, a man comes out to greet him.)
Production Assistant - Mr Logan. We are glad you are doing this for our product. They are ready for you in wardrobe and makeup! Right this way!
(Nick thanks him and gets out of the car and follows him into the dressing room. The door closes behind him and the camera can't go in. The scene fades out....)
**45 MINUTES LATER**
(The door swings open and Nick Logan comes out clad in a 70's Elvis jumpsuit with giant fake sidburns and his hair in a pompadore. He walks out to the set, swinging his hips, and swaggering the whole way. He gets ready for the first take, and the director screams... ACTION!)
(In an awesome Elvis impression) Say man, I tell you that all of you need to come to Memphis, man. Come on out and uh...and uh...and uh check out my hometown. It's the place where yours truly is going to dance all over a couple of hound dogs with my blue suede shoes in the ghetto. I know what everyone is gonna say, man. You're gonna be like King, King now, don't be cruel! Now, wise men say, only fools rush into beating down mouthy little punks like Joe Everyman. Well, let me tell you all something right now, baby. Yours truly is All Shook Up about this match this week, ya know, and uh...and uh...and uh I drove all night through the Kentucky Rain to get here, baby!
But the real reason I am talking to you today is to show you a brand new product, man. A product that will help you make every day life easier for all you little momma's out there. It's the uh, the uh, the uh, the one and only King-O-Matic. That's right, baby. The King-O-Matic, man. It slices, it dices, it makes julieanne fries, and everybody knows i love fries. I love them fries so much, baby. The best thing is, right there on the top is a picture of me, the King of Rock n Roll, baby. So you can watch me shake, rattle and roll as you make some of them delicious snacks. Then go to the living room, sit down on the couch, and watch me kick some heavy duty booty this Sunday night only on Pay Per View.
The King-O-Matic, making it easy to Love Me Tender, Little Sister!
(Nick snarls his lip up as the director yells "CUT!". Nick walks off into the dressing room as the scene fades to black.)