Post by Rob Diamond on Aug 6, 2009 5:58:26 GMT -6
No more games huh? Alright, I can do that. From this point forward all the games stop. I promise... That is, provided you do a little something for me.
See, if I'm going to stop making fun of you guys and all around having a good time at your expense then you've gotta give me something in return. I mean, it's still a free market system, for now, so you gotta give a little to get a little, and this is what I want.
I want the two of you to get a room.
Seriously.
Right now. Look, I'm not a homophob or anything, in fact in that regard I lean a little towards the liberal side of things, but if your going to be gay, and your going to be gay together, then please, for the love of god, do it somewhere where I don't have to watch it.
It's one thing promising to kick my ass all over god's creation for "insert random reason here" but it's a completely different thing to basically drop your pants right there in the middle of a promo and start 69ing each other.
KIDS ARE FRIGGIN WATCHING THIS YOU PERVS!
Come on now, lets be adults. You don't see me banging random broads all over your tv screen, do you? So stop slobin' the knob on mine.
Chris, Xavier, am I going to have to go and get the hose?
They have hotels for that kind of thing, with plastic pillow covers and everything. God, watching you two go at it reminded me of that tv show "Friends." AND HOW INCREDIBLY GAY IT WAS!
Look here boys, I'm a RED blooded American. I eat steak, I smoke cigars, I drink beer, I have sex with women, sometimes I have sex with several women, and even then, sometimes I pick up on Steve Awesome's sloppy seconds because hey, who am I to discriminate? But the point is, I love this country and everything it stands for, and what it stands for right now is me keeping this X-Division title THE HELL AWAY FROM THE TWO OF YOU! Thats the last thing nCw needs is two fairies skipping around using the X-Division title in all their decorating.
I know what some of you are saying right now.
"It didn't look that gay to me."
And that's why, ladies and gentlemen I have a copies of both of their promos right here for your viewing displeasure. Lets sit back, relax, and see exactly how fruity these two losers really are.
The two of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
I get it, you both REALLY wanna kick my ass, but I think there's something the both of you are forgetting here. After your all done "stompin' a mud hole in me and walkin' it dry" which one of you is going to make the pin fall and become the new X-Division Champion?
Uh oh, see the error in your ways. See Brock, I'm a tell you a little secret about Xavier Williams. He's a selfish whore and he will do anything to see his name in the bright lights. Well anything besides WORK for what he wants. So if he sees a golden opportunity to steal this match out from under your nose, he's going to take it. Respect aside, ass whippin's aside, Xavier is out to win and nothing else. And if you think your boyish good looks and charm are going to stop a guy like Xavier from stabbing you square between the shoulders blades...
Then your bout as dumb as you are pretty.
And listen here Xavier, this young pup here, he ain't like us. He ain't battle tested, he ain't ready to carry this division. I mean look at us, your a three time X-Division Champion, albeit, you never REALLY won the belt on your own, but you won it, and me, well I'm simply the GREATEST X-DIVISION CHAMPION of all time. This kid, he has no business in this match, in this feud or anywhere near this title. So how bout you get whatever he's feeding you out of your mouth for five seconds and see me at face value.
I wanna win, you wanna win, and neither of us want Brock to win.
Let's kick ass together?
Huh?
Huh?
Whadda say?
While you think it over, let me just say one thing to Brock. You had your chance to take this title from me and you failed. I was right there in the same ring as you, it's not my fault you couldn't get the job done. But you know what Brock, lie to these fans, make up stories about me cheating to get the win. The fact still remains that I'm the X-Division Champion, not you. I walked out of Trauma with my title, not you. Regardless of how I won, I won. I beat you. Get over it already. Are you really going to spend the rest of your life crying like a bitch about it?
See, if I'm going to stop making fun of you guys and all around having a good time at your expense then you've gotta give me something in return. I mean, it's still a free market system, for now, so you gotta give a little to get a little, and this is what I want.
I want the two of you to get a room.
Seriously.
Right now. Look, I'm not a homophob or anything, in fact in that regard I lean a little towards the liberal side of things, but if your going to be gay, and your going to be gay together, then please, for the love of god, do it somewhere where I don't have to watch it.
It's one thing promising to kick my ass all over god's creation for "insert random reason here" but it's a completely different thing to basically drop your pants right there in the middle of a promo and start 69ing each other.
KIDS ARE FRIGGIN WATCHING THIS YOU PERVS!
Come on now, lets be adults. You don't see me banging random broads all over your tv screen, do you? So stop slobin' the knob on mine.
Chris, Xavier, am I going to have to go and get the hose?
They have hotels for that kind of thing, with plastic pillow covers and everything. God, watching you two go at it reminded me of that tv show "Friends." AND HOW INCREDIBLY GAY IT WAS!
Look here boys, I'm a RED blooded American. I eat steak, I smoke cigars, I drink beer, I have sex with women, sometimes I have sex with several women, and even then, sometimes I pick up on Steve Awesome's sloppy seconds because hey, who am I to discriminate? But the point is, I love this country and everything it stands for, and what it stands for right now is me keeping this X-Division title THE HELL AWAY FROM THE TWO OF YOU! Thats the last thing nCw needs is two fairies skipping around using the X-Division title in all their decorating.
I know what some of you are saying right now.
"It didn't look that gay to me."
And that's why, ladies and gentlemen I have a copies of both of their promos right here for your viewing displeasure. Lets sit back, relax, and see exactly how fruity these two losers really are.
The two of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
I get it, you both REALLY wanna kick my ass, but I think there's something the both of you are forgetting here. After your all done "stompin' a mud hole in me and walkin' it dry" which one of you is going to make the pin fall and become the new X-Division Champion?
Uh oh, see the error in your ways. See Brock, I'm a tell you a little secret about Xavier Williams. He's a selfish whore and he will do anything to see his name in the bright lights. Well anything besides WORK for what he wants. So if he sees a golden opportunity to steal this match out from under your nose, he's going to take it. Respect aside, ass whippin's aside, Xavier is out to win and nothing else. And if you think your boyish good looks and charm are going to stop a guy like Xavier from stabbing you square between the shoulders blades...
Then your bout as dumb as you are pretty.
And listen here Xavier, this young pup here, he ain't like us. He ain't battle tested, he ain't ready to carry this division. I mean look at us, your a three time X-Division Champion, albeit, you never REALLY won the belt on your own, but you won it, and me, well I'm simply the GREATEST X-DIVISION CHAMPION of all time. This kid, he has no business in this match, in this feud or anywhere near this title. So how bout you get whatever he's feeding you out of your mouth for five seconds and see me at face value.
I wanna win, you wanna win, and neither of us want Brock to win.
Let's kick ass together?
Huh?
Huh?
Whadda say?
While you think it over, let me just say one thing to Brock. You had your chance to take this title from me and you failed. I was right there in the same ring as you, it's not my fault you couldn't get the job done. But you know what Brock, lie to these fans, make up stories about me cheating to get the win. The fact still remains that I'm the X-Division Champion, not you. I walked out of Trauma with my title, not you. Regardless of how I won, I won. I beat you. Get over it already. Are you really going to spend the rest of your life crying like a bitch about it?