Post by Ron Gibson on Aug 6, 2009 16:38:13 GMT -6
**Ron looks at curtis with a serious look on his face. He passes him a note. Curtis takes a look at it and nods yes. Ron gives him a thumbs up. As they get in the mobile locker room and being riding down the street.**
Ron: So since curtis has confirmed we are still in serious mode. I'd just like to point this out. It feels good not having to use mindless tricks to get the people to pay attention to us. The monkey can stay in the cage. The whore can hide in the bathroom.
Russell: .....
Ron: GET BACK IN THE CAGE!!!! We're serious now, we don't need any black comedy in our promo's. We just need to be serious. That way we can continue to scare off the hanging angels.... and any other teams left hanging around this joint. Honestly.... when we win the titles. When we leave one of those fools left dangling from their necks.... no movement left in their body.... NO SIGN OF LIFE!!!! What team is actually going to step up? What team is going to say hey... Dirty Deal looks like swell guys. Let's face them and be friends.
Curtis: Swell guys... I do believe you can get your ass kicked for saying that.
Ron: I think you're right. We're the guys to do just that. It's not like we fool people into thinking we can be nice. Look at us.... look at our surroundings. A black lawyer in a cage, who has no choice but to shut it. A whore in the backroom who spreads her legs for jesus himself.
Curtis: She spread them for joe once.... let's just say he didn't show.
Ron: See that's not a joke. That's a serious statement that rips into joe everyman for no reason except just to do it. Angel we matter here because if we didn't exist you wouldn't have jobs. You wouldn't be champions and you wouldn't be getting fat bonuses for sitting on your ass half the time. Our existence allows you to sit on top of the world with nothing to fear. Our existence allows you to hold titles where their are no challengers. Our existence is what will eventually be your fault. Allowing us to rise as the new tag team world champions of this nation of god. Who is only second to dirty deal.
Curtis: God power doesn't match dirty deal's power. God couldn't give us a title shot. So we had to go out and find our way to it.
Ron: Yeah.... now leo. Wants to take it all away. Doesn't he know what will happen by doing that. Ticket Sales plummet.... merchandise sales dive..... new superstars sway away.... and old superstars retire. He ruins the idea of a dirty company by trying to "take the trash" out. We're not trash, we're gold. Who the **** throws out gold?
Curtis: Leo...
Ron: He's that idiot I see on the cash 4 gold commercial isn't he? Pitiful. I don't need to speak of him, he's just nuts if he just does a thing. We have to stay focus, keep our eyes on the gold. The prize is only one hanging away.
Curtis: Angel or Phillip.
Ron: Angel is the voice of the group curtis. He's the annoying factor which just makes me want to crack his larynx. Which makes him the guy.
Curtis: Agreed. It's a pain listening to him. More irritating then the pissing disease.
Ron: Angel you're forgetting something. We're putting you in a match where we hang the competitor by their ****ing neck. How does that compare with a deathcage? Other than it's misleading title. Sure you probably beat each other senseless and then stop after you're done feeling the other guy up. This is a lynch mob match... even after we hang you or phil. We aren't stopping. We need a mental image of this. Not even that.... we need to be able to look at those titles and not just remember but actually see it. Capture the scene inside the title.... so whenever we pick up one of those belts. Shine it up.... Mirror Mirror show us.... show how two guys could ever be so wrong. It will make me cry.... just shed a tear when I see two men who spoke words so wrong.
Curtis: They take this business seriously.
Ron: If they took this business seriously then they would know never to look past someone. Never to take the past for granted. They don't take this business seriously. They sit on their thrones with scepters up their ass for pleasure. Well come sunday.... this fist is not going to be pleasure when it's breaking your skull in pieces.
**Ron nods at curtis. Serious is the emotion he gives off, as curtis agrees.**
Ron: My only adivce to one big asshole, save your air because Sunday it will not be unlimited. As for you phillip, the man of few words. It be wise to learn mouth to mouth resuscitation.... it could save a life but not burning angels chances.
**We fade out, as russell applauds dirty deal hoping for some remorse.**
Ron: So since curtis has confirmed we are still in serious mode. I'd just like to point this out. It feels good not having to use mindless tricks to get the people to pay attention to us. The monkey can stay in the cage. The whore can hide in the bathroom.
Russell: .....
Ron: GET BACK IN THE CAGE!!!! We're serious now, we don't need any black comedy in our promo's. We just need to be serious. That way we can continue to scare off the hanging angels.... and any other teams left hanging around this joint. Honestly.... when we win the titles. When we leave one of those fools left dangling from their necks.... no movement left in their body.... NO SIGN OF LIFE!!!! What team is actually going to step up? What team is going to say hey... Dirty Deal looks like swell guys. Let's face them and be friends.
Curtis: Swell guys... I do believe you can get your ass kicked for saying that.
Ron: I think you're right. We're the guys to do just that. It's not like we fool people into thinking we can be nice. Look at us.... look at our surroundings. A black lawyer in a cage, who has no choice but to shut it. A whore in the backroom who spreads her legs for jesus himself.
Curtis: She spread them for joe once.... let's just say he didn't show.
Ron: See that's not a joke. That's a serious statement that rips into joe everyman for no reason except just to do it. Angel we matter here because if we didn't exist you wouldn't have jobs. You wouldn't be champions and you wouldn't be getting fat bonuses for sitting on your ass half the time. Our existence allows you to sit on top of the world with nothing to fear. Our existence allows you to hold titles where their are no challengers. Our existence is what will eventually be your fault. Allowing us to rise as the new tag team world champions of this nation of god. Who is only second to dirty deal.
Curtis: God power doesn't match dirty deal's power. God couldn't give us a title shot. So we had to go out and find our way to it.
Ron: Yeah.... now leo. Wants to take it all away. Doesn't he know what will happen by doing that. Ticket Sales plummet.... merchandise sales dive..... new superstars sway away.... and old superstars retire. He ruins the idea of a dirty company by trying to "take the trash" out. We're not trash, we're gold. Who the **** throws out gold?
Curtis: Leo...
Ron: He's that idiot I see on the cash 4 gold commercial isn't he? Pitiful. I don't need to speak of him, he's just nuts if he just does a thing. We have to stay focus, keep our eyes on the gold. The prize is only one hanging away.
Curtis: Angel or Phillip.
Ron: Angel is the voice of the group curtis. He's the annoying factor which just makes me want to crack his larynx. Which makes him the guy.
Curtis: Agreed. It's a pain listening to him. More irritating then the pissing disease.
Ron: Angel you're forgetting something. We're putting you in a match where we hang the competitor by their ****ing neck. How does that compare with a deathcage? Other than it's misleading title. Sure you probably beat each other senseless and then stop after you're done feeling the other guy up. This is a lynch mob match... even after we hang you or phil. We aren't stopping. We need a mental image of this. Not even that.... we need to be able to look at those titles and not just remember but actually see it. Capture the scene inside the title.... so whenever we pick up one of those belts. Shine it up.... Mirror Mirror show us.... show how two guys could ever be so wrong. It will make me cry.... just shed a tear when I see two men who spoke words so wrong.
Curtis: They take this business seriously.
Ron: If they took this business seriously then they would know never to look past someone. Never to take the past for granted. They don't take this business seriously. They sit on their thrones with scepters up their ass for pleasure. Well come sunday.... this fist is not going to be pleasure when it's breaking your skull in pieces.
**Ron nods at curtis. Serious is the emotion he gives off, as curtis agrees.**
Ron: My only adivce to one big asshole, save your air because Sunday it will not be unlimited. As for you phillip, the man of few words. It be wise to learn mouth to mouth resuscitation.... it could save a life but not burning angels chances.
**We fade out, as russell applauds dirty deal hoping for some remorse.**