Post by bane on Aug 7, 2009 14:08:05 GMT -6
The Syndicate; Mac Bane and Nick Logan have just arrived at their hotel within site of the FedEx Forum in Memphis. Bane stops and stares at the arena. Logan looks at him quizzically.
Nick: What are you looking at?
Bane flashes that Texas grin he is so well known for by now.
Mac: The scene of the crime.
Logan shakes his head.
Nick: You certainly do look at things differently than anyone I have ever known Mac. You seem to look at every place we have a match as “The scene of the crime”.
Bane nods his head in agreement.
Mac: That’s because the things I do ought to be illegal. The things we do as a team Nick should be outlawed.
Logan smiles at his longtime friend and laughs slapping the big Texan on the back.
Nick: That it should my friend that it should.
Bane and Logan make their way into the hotel lobby and to the desk where they checked in and the clerk hands them both packages.
Nick: Care package from J.W. I believe.
Mac: Ah…latest promos from the homos.
Logan shakes his head in dismay.
Nick: Dude! That’s not p.c. ya know?!
Mac: I suppose that was wrong of me to insinuate that our opponents might be anything other than straight-laced Christian gentlemen.
Logan nods in agreement.
Nick: You should probably apologize…*whispering* you know nCw cameras are everywhere.
Bane bows his head and then places his hand on Logan’s shoulder in a conspiratorial manner and winks at him.
Mac: You are absolutely right my friend I should not have said that they were homos. So I will apologize to the fans of nCw and our opponents, I mean I would not want anyone to get the idea that I or we thought that they might be a little light in the loafers.
Logan nods in agreement.
Nick: Right.
Mac: That they might have a little sugar in their britches.
Logan nods in agreement again.
Nick: Right.
Mac: That they might be fruity booty
Nick: Right.
Bane sighs a heavy sigh in mock drama
Mac: Do you think that was enough?
Logan flashes a grin.
Nick: I think people will get the point.
Bane smiles and nods his head in agreement.
Mac: Yes sir they will get the point. I’m thinking that after our match at Fallout that a great many people will get the point. Now, I get it, understand? I get the fact that not many of the good people here in nCw have seen you and I team together before, so they just don’t understand what a well oiled machine we are in that ring.
Logan stands a bit straighter, brushing any dirt or lint from his suit jacket and straightening his tie.
Nick: It is a thing of beauty when you and I enter that ring as “The Syndicate”. No matter how good the opposition, they just never quite measure up to our standards of what tag team wrestling is all about.
Bane nods his head in agreement.
Mac: Exactly right, I mean you take a look at Joe Everywoman and The Hamster…two singles competitors and as far as I can tell they have never teamed together before. They do enjoy beating the hell out of each other but can they really be a good team?
Logan shakes his head in disgust.
Nick: No, not likely…has it been done before? Sure, but by very few teams over the years. But, if you listen to them talk then you get the feeling that they believe that this is all a formality that they have beaten The Syndicate before the bell even rings. I know one thing they can count on, and that is that we wont just roll over for anyone!
Mac:
Well Jack and Joe, there are few things in this life that a person can hang there hat on, we all know that to be true. One of those few things that I was just talking about was the fact that Jack Hammond would do the right thing for the wrong reason. You made your choice Hamster, it was a bad decision, but you made it. As the old saying goes, you made your bed and now you will have to lay in it like the good little whore that you are. Your a whore for the fans and you can bet you will end up being Joe Everyman’s bitch before its all said and done Jack. He wont have your back little man and you can claim that you and he wont bicker back and forth all you want. But make no mistake, if things get tight and you know they will, he will leave you for dead. It would not have mattered to me who your tag team partner was, but the fact that it’s Joe Everyman is enough to drive The Syndicate. Everyman is a slug and you know it better than most. So, you might be asking yourself why would that drive The Syndicate to destroy Joe Everyman and whoever his partner is? It’s really very simple, but I’ll slow down and explain it in words that don’t have very many syllables so both you and Joe can understand.
BECAUSE!!!!
WE!!!!
CAN!!!
Scene fades to black.
Nick: What are you looking at?
Bane flashes that Texas grin he is so well known for by now.
Mac: The scene of the crime.
Logan shakes his head.
Nick: You certainly do look at things differently than anyone I have ever known Mac. You seem to look at every place we have a match as “The scene of the crime”.
Bane nods his head in agreement.
Mac: That’s because the things I do ought to be illegal. The things we do as a team Nick should be outlawed.
Logan smiles at his longtime friend and laughs slapping the big Texan on the back.
Nick: That it should my friend that it should.
Bane and Logan make their way into the hotel lobby and to the desk where they checked in and the clerk hands them both packages.
Nick: Care package from J.W. I believe.
Mac: Ah…latest promos from the homos.
Logan shakes his head in dismay.
Nick: Dude! That’s not p.c. ya know?!
Mac: I suppose that was wrong of me to insinuate that our opponents might be anything other than straight-laced Christian gentlemen.
Logan nods in agreement.
Nick: You should probably apologize…*whispering* you know nCw cameras are everywhere.
Bane bows his head and then places his hand on Logan’s shoulder in a conspiratorial manner and winks at him.
Mac: You are absolutely right my friend I should not have said that they were homos. So I will apologize to the fans of nCw and our opponents, I mean I would not want anyone to get the idea that I or we thought that they might be a little light in the loafers.
Logan nods in agreement.
Nick: Right.
Mac: That they might have a little sugar in their britches.
Logan nods in agreement again.
Nick: Right.
Mac: That they might be fruity booty
Nick: Right.
Bane sighs a heavy sigh in mock drama
Mac: Do you think that was enough?
Logan flashes a grin.
Nick: I think people will get the point.
Bane smiles and nods his head in agreement.
Mac: Yes sir they will get the point. I’m thinking that after our match at Fallout that a great many people will get the point. Now, I get it, understand? I get the fact that not many of the good people here in nCw have seen you and I team together before, so they just don’t understand what a well oiled machine we are in that ring.
Logan stands a bit straighter, brushing any dirt or lint from his suit jacket and straightening his tie.
Nick: It is a thing of beauty when you and I enter that ring as “The Syndicate”. No matter how good the opposition, they just never quite measure up to our standards of what tag team wrestling is all about.
Bane nods his head in agreement.
Mac: Exactly right, I mean you take a look at Joe Everywoman and The Hamster…two singles competitors and as far as I can tell they have never teamed together before. They do enjoy beating the hell out of each other but can they really be a good team?
Logan shakes his head in disgust.
Nick: No, not likely…has it been done before? Sure, but by very few teams over the years. But, if you listen to them talk then you get the feeling that they believe that this is all a formality that they have beaten The Syndicate before the bell even rings. I know one thing they can count on, and that is that we wont just roll over for anyone!
Mac:
Well Jack and Joe, there are few things in this life that a person can hang there hat on, we all know that to be true. One of those few things that I was just talking about was the fact that Jack Hammond would do the right thing for the wrong reason. You made your choice Hamster, it was a bad decision, but you made it. As the old saying goes, you made your bed and now you will have to lay in it like the good little whore that you are. Your a whore for the fans and you can bet you will end up being Joe Everyman’s bitch before its all said and done Jack. He wont have your back little man and you can claim that you and he wont bicker back and forth all you want. But make no mistake, if things get tight and you know they will, he will leave you for dead. It would not have mattered to me who your tag team partner was, but the fact that it’s Joe Everyman is enough to drive The Syndicate. Everyman is a slug and you know it better than most. So, you might be asking yourself why would that drive The Syndicate to destroy Joe Everyman and whoever his partner is? It’s really very simple, but I’ll slow down and explain it in words that don’t have very many syllables so both you and Joe can understand.
BECAUSE!!!!
WE!!!!
CAN!!!
Scene fades to black.