Post by Steve Awesome on Aug 8, 2009 0:16:15 GMT -6
The scene opens up as the latest promo of Spike Kane’s is coming to a close on the monitor. Steve Awesome watches in pure disgust as Spike Kane shouts obscenities and spits all over himself in an effort to sound scary or angry or bitchy…..whatever he’s going for. As the promo comes to an end you can see Spike’s face get Ric Flair red and he does that gay little goldust snarl, all Awesome can do is whip out his W.T.F face. Steve throws his arms in the air in utter confusion.
“Really Spike?”
Steve shifts the National Championship from his right to his left shoulder and with his right hand he removes his sunglasses. Just so Spike could see how serious his face was.
“Seriously?”
He just shakes his head in utter disbelief.
“Your going to come at me like that from out of nowhere? After I did nothing but show you respect your just going come on TV and turn all around and act like a dick?”
He shrugs his shoulders and keeps his arms up, looking in all directions to see if there was somebody who could make sense of this flip floppy asshole.
“I did absolutely nothing to you Spike. I insulted you once but you called me a douche. I figured we were just letting them slide. But other than that I said nothing rude. As a matter of fact, I’ve been nothing but respectful of you since the beginning. I even picked up your slack when you got “injured” and left. The whole nCw universe thought that I did it, they thought that I put you out and they hated me but I STILL kept your goal alive. I still fought the revolution, and we won…no thanks to you. Mr. KWF.
Steve starts to chuckle as he places his hands on his hips.
“I should have figured, you Kane’s are notorious for your inconsistency I swear…..I mean, judging from the last promo you did I figured there was at least a shred of respect in that sad, ungrateful little head of yours. I figure we were going to go about this like sportsman, Spike. Like real athletes ready to wrestle because the people want to see it. Instead I turn on your promo and it’s filled with petty little high school threats. Like…”
Awesome starts to talk with a condescending voice, mocking Spike and his attempt and looking tough.
“Push me…..I effing dare you……”
Awesome also mocks the “passion” and “the anger” and “The fury” all in one look and then laughs.
“You dare me? Well guess what Spike….”
Steve reaches up and gives his handi-cam a quick push and you can see it rock back and forth a bit on it’s tripod.
“Push. Push. Now what are you going to do Spike? Huh? Since you can talk all that crap in your special “Forgotten” studio in front of bird boy and the other two idiots. You sit there and you try to pass yourself off as some kind of leader. Some sort of GOD in this wrestling world but you’re the one playing second banana to Falcon. Falcon of all people, the same emo douche bag that had conversations with his reflections and used a roll up pin as a finisher for crying out loud. If you were the so called God of Xtreme you would have been able to BEAT Falcon in that Birds Cage match. If you were really the Spike Kane that you described in that promo of yours you would have whipped his ass all over the place but instead he kicked your ass. And ever since your GLORIOUS comeback Spike, you beat a kid who cheats by DQ, Hammond on a downward spiral and Joe Everyman who….really doesn’t even have a reason…..and most recently….you beat a dude who used to be a damn CRIPPLE for crying out loud.”
Awesome slaps his hands on his cheeks and drops his jaw in feigned shock.
“OH MY GAWD YOU’RE ON SUCH A FREAKING ROLL!”
Awesome rolls his eyes and shakes his head in pure disgust.
“You don’t brag, and you don’t boast but you sure can talk about your past and your history for ten minutes without taking a breath. You even had the audacity to say that you’re the reason nCw has been going strong for the past two years.”
Awesome hits himself with a face palm.
“You arrogant imbecile, you haven’t even been around for half of this one. You retired the year before that and even before that you “apparently” came into nCw as a big star. But thanks Spike….thanks for your hard work and effort into making nCw what it was. You came in, cheated to beat Manson. Cheated to beat Lance. Defended it against Chokey McCan’twin and your pathetic little brother and then lost it after Lance came back and beat the crap out of you. Then you joined your brother Brad, got gut stomped by the Smokin Aces and lost. Complained your way into another title match, lost and retired. Then came back as the leader of the Resistance. Then “suddenly you were injured and had to take time off for injuries all the while you were gallivanting in a whole other company as it’s poor excuse for a world champion.”
As he continues on and on, Steve can feel himself get more and more mad.
“Do the world a favor and get over yourself. Your big fat mouth gives the people who have actually dedicated there time and life to this company a bad name. Guys like me, guys like Angel, guys like Falcon…..even guys like The Ace, who have been here non-stop since the beginning, pouring there hearts and souls into this business. Just like you said Spike…I didn’t get big until I came to nCw. You were self made before this nCw even existed. But nCw MADE ME who I am. I’m more of a crucial part of this company then you’ll ever be Spike….I’m a part of these walls. Your just a fed slut who goes wherever he can catch a break. I will NEVER be forgotten. Flavor of the month……I’ve been the flavor for two straight years! Must be a looonnnnnggggg month.”
So okay Xtreme creator, wich by the way is like me saying “I wrote the Bible and me actually expecting you to believe me, I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’m going to wait patiently, for you to get off whatever drugs your smoking and for Fallout to come. So you can come and “destroy me”. So you can shatter my pride. I welcome the attempt Spike, but bigger, and scarier guys have tried and failed. So just drop the lame threats and the tough guy act and when Fallout comes we’ll settle this like men. I’ll be waiting…..
Static.
HOPE is NOT LOST!
This is our moment,
Will you stand with me?
Hope is not lost
Hope is not lost
Let the strength of your words
Be the spark that ignites the flame
Proclaim your freedom
Give voice to your liberation
This is my confession
Mark these words,
Weep no more,
Grieve no more,
Revoke the needless way of affliction
Revoke and abandon
We are the authors, finishers of our faith
We are the solution
This is my confession
Mark these words, we will rise
Weep no more, we will prevail
Grieve no more, we will prevail
Hope is not lost
Weep no more, we will prevail
Grieve no more, we will prevail
This is our moment,
Will you stand with me?
Hope is not lost
Hope is not lost