Post by Joe Everyman on Aug 8, 2009 13:08:59 GMT -6
The scene opens up with the old intro from Spotlight On America, but with All Nightmare Long playing instead of The Pretender, with more heelish actions shown on the screen for Joe instead of his old happy ones. A huge explosion is shown on screen, and then the camera zooms in on Joe Everyman, sitting alone at the desk. He shuffles his papers around for a second and then sets them down in front of him to start the show.
Joe Everyman: Welcome to this week's Spotlight On America: Special Fallout Edition. This week is special already because of the fallout coming out of the two year anniversary of Collision. You see, for anyone who missed it last week, Nick Logan was starting to get on my nerves a little bit. He was running his mouth all week long, talking about how he was going to be the next big thing. But when it came time to put up or shut up...he failed. But see, I normally here would say he did a great job and was a great competitor...but that's not me anymore. I was in the ring with Nick Logan, I know how he wrestled better than anyone else. Nick Logan straight up sucked in our match. He didn't know what he was going, he didn't know when to attack well enough, and most of all, he didn't know how to win. I don't know if it is because of his history or what, but he wrestled like he had never wrestled before. But, I guess with him being a rookie, I shouldn't expect more out of him.
The camera pans to the side with an action shot of Jack Hammond leveling Nick Logan showing up in the side of the screen.
Joe Everyman: But that wasn't all that happened last week. See, I came up to Jack Hammond with a little offer. I know everyone at home has seen what Jack and I have done to each other over the past month or so, but when it comes down to it, him and I are the best. Plain and simple, we are the best at what we do. I know I tried to end Jack's career, but sometimes you can find allies in the darkest places. And this isn't going to be one of those 'keep your friends close and your enemies closer' kind of bull**** everyone throws around nowadays, this is a legitimate team. I know that recently Jack and I can be seen as polar opposites of each other, but sometimes in a tag team, that's good. Some of the greatest tag teams of all time were polar opposites. Philip Burns and Angel, before teaming up, had little to nothing in common. The Smokin' Aces are the exact same. As with Knitemare on Helms Street. And finally with Trent Helms and Spike Kane. Some really, really good tag teams were complete opposites, just like Jack and I.
The graphic on the screen changes to the Fallout poster graphic of the tag team match on Sunday, with Jack Hammond and Joe Everyman on one side and Mac Band and Nick Logan on the other.
Joe Everyman: Jack and I will prove what I just said to be true this Sunday at Fallout. We're ganna destroy those assholes Nick Logan and Mac Bane. I talked to Jack on the phone earlier this week before he had shot his promo. We were just kind of talking over everything him and I were going to accomplish, and it seemed every time we got onto the subject, it always ended up on the same thing...we want to beat Angel and Burns to become the World Tag Team Champions. No one has been able to beat him them, and I have tagged with the both of them before. I know how good they are, but I also know what we would need to do to defeat them. Jack and I have what it takes and then some to do it.
The graphic then disappears and the camera centers back onto Joe. He shuffles his papers around for a second and then looks up at the camera.
Joe Everyman: This week, we will not be having out regularly scheduled Biggest Asshole of the Week, but instead, I will be introducing a new segment called...
The graphic then appears on the bottom of the screen.
Joe Everyman: "Who The **** Do You Think You Are". Our first picks this week are Nick Logan and Mac Bane. I mean really...who the **** do you guys think you are? Nick Logan is a piss ant little rookie, and Mac Band tried to succeed here before but failed badly. And yet, they both come in and attack me after I decimated Nick in our match. Where the hell do you come off? Was it because of what I did to Hammond? Was it because of what I said to Lance Ryan? Or is it possibly because of what I am going to do to you at Fallout? Nick and Bane, you guys really need to learn to pick your battles better, because picking one against me is the stupidest thing you could have done. And now that I have Jack Hammond as a team mate, there is no stopping me. Even with Hammond and I's past, we will still work as a better tag team than you two.
The graphic starts on the screen as Joe grabs another piece of paper out of the stack and puts it on the top.
Joe Everyman: This week we have a special mention for the segment...and it goes to nCw 'legend', Lance Ryan. Apparently he is going to make a huge comeback, and make that legend's 'splash' as it were. Lance Ryan, a washed up has been, is trying to do what people like Ric Flair, Spike Kane and Hulk Hogan do. You just want to come back after your time is clearly over just to see if you can run with the new guys. I know you were the first ever nCw World Heavyweight Champion, and you were the first ever nCw Hall of Famer too. But nowadays, that doesn't mean ****. You retired, which means those records are exactly that...records. They are just echoes of your former career. Your former career was a standard for the new guys. God knows I thought you were an idol, an Icon. But now...I see what you really are. A power hungry has been. But Lance, if you really want to come back and fight me...so be it. I will burn you to the ground and show all of the non-believers that you are nothing like your former self. You retired because you know you didn't have it in you anymore. You came back to prove to yourself that that wasn't true. But Lance, I will prove that it is completely true. If you want to fight, bring it. As for this week, you can watch what Jack Hammond and I do to the Syndicate. See you all at Fallout.
Joe then gets up from his desk and walks off camera as the scene fades out...
Joe Everyman: Welcome to this week's Spotlight On America: Special Fallout Edition. This week is special already because of the fallout coming out of the two year anniversary of Collision. You see, for anyone who missed it last week, Nick Logan was starting to get on my nerves a little bit. He was running his mouth all week long, talking about how he was going to be the next big thing. But when it came time to put up or shut up...he failed. But see, I normally here would say he did a great job and was a great competitor...but that's not me anymore. I was in the ring with Nick Logan, I know how he wrestled better than anyone else. Nick Logan straight up sucked in our match. He didn't know what he was going, he didn't know when to attack well enough, and most of all, he didn't know how to win. I don't know if it is because of his history or what, but he wrestled like he had never wrestled before. But, I guess with him being a rookie, I shouldn't expect more out of him.
The camera pans to the side with an action shot of Jack Hammond leveling Nick Logan showing up in the side of the screen.
Joe Everyman: But that wasn't all that happened last week. See, I came up to Jack Hammond with a little offer. I know everyone at home has seen what Jack and I have done to each other over the past month or so, but when it comes down to it, him and I are the best. Plain and simple, we are the best at what we do. I know I tried to end Jack's career, but sometimes you can find allies in the darkest places. And this isn't going to be one of those 'keep your friends close and your enemies closer' kind of bull**** everyone throws around nowadays, this is a legitimate team. I know that recently Jack and I can be seen as polar opposites of each other, but sometimes in a tag team, that's good. Some of the greatest tag teams of all time were polar opposites. Philip Burns and Angel, before teaming up, had little to nothing in common. The Smokin' Aces are the exact same. As with Knitemare on Helms Street. And finally with Trent Helms and Spike Kane. Some really, really good tag teams were complete opposites, just like Jack and I.
The graphic on the screen changes to the Fallout poster graphic of the tag team match on Sunday, with Jack Hammond and Joe Everyman on one side and Mac Band and Nick Logan on the other.
Joe Everyman: Jack and I will prove what I just said to be true this Sunday at Fallout. We're ganna destroy those assholes Nick Logan and Mac Bane. I talked to Jack on the phone earlier this week before he had shot his promo. We were just kind of talking over everything him and I were going to accomplish, and it seemed every time we got onto the subject, it always ended up on the same thing...we want to beat Angel and Burns to become the World Tag Team Champions. No one has been able to beat him them, and I have tagged with the both of them before. I know how good they are, but I also know what we would need to do to defeat them. Jack and I have what it takes and then some to do it.
The graphic then disappears and the camera centers back onto Joe. He shuffles his papers around for a second and then looks up at the camera.
Joe Everyman: This week, we will not be having out regularly scheduled Biggest Asshole of the Week, but instead, I will be introducing a new segment called...
The graphic then appears on the bottom of the screen.
Joe Everyman: "Who The **** Do You Think You Are". Our first picks this week are Nick Logan and Mac Bane. I mean really...who the **** do you guys think you are? Nick Logan is a piss ant little rookie, and Mac Band tried to succeed here before but failed badly. And yet, they both come in and attack me after I decimated Nick in our match. Where the hell do you come off? Was it because of what I did to Hammond? Was it because of what I said to Lance Ryan? Or is it possibly because of what I am going to do to you at Fallout? Nick and Bane, you guys really need to learn to pick your battles better, because picking one against me is the stupidest thing you could have done. And now that I have Jack Hammond as a team mate, there is no stopping me. Even with Hammond and I's past, we will still work as a better tag team than you two.
The graphic starts on the screen as Joe grabs another piece of paper out of the stack and puts it on the top.
Joe Everyman: This week we have a special mention for the segment...and it goes to nCw 'legend', Lance Ryan. Apparently he is going to make a huge comeback, and make that legend's 'splash' as it were. Lance Ryan, a washed up has been, is trying to do what people like Ric Flair, Spike Kane and Hulk Hogan do. You just want to come back after your time is clearly over just to see if you can run with the new guys. I know you were the first ever nCw World Heavyweight Champion, and you were the first ever nCw Hall of Famer too. But nowadays, that doesn't mean ****. You retired, which means those records are exactly that...records. They are just echoes of your former career. Your former career was a standard for the new guys. God knows I thought you were an idol, an Icon. But now...I see what you really are. A power hungry has been. But Lance, if you really want to come back and fight me...so be it. I will burn you to the ground and show all of the non-believers that you are nothing like your former self. You retired because you know you didn't have it in you anymore. You came back to prove to yourself that that wasn't true. But Lance, I will prove that it is completely true. If you want to fight, bring it. As for this week, you can watch what Jack Hammond and I do to the Syndicate. See you all at Fallout.
Joe then gets up from his desk and walks off camera as the scene fades out...
Same dances in the same old shoes
You get too careful with the steps you choose
You don't care about winning but you dont want to lose
After the thrill is gone
You get too careful with the steps you choose
You don't care about winning but you dont want to lose
After the thrill is gone