Post by Rob Diamond on Aug 8, 2009 17:43:18 GMT -6
I think I mentioned this earlier in the week, but nCw asked me to seek counseling for what they call my "racially discriminating" attitude towards some of my other colleagues. Personally I think their totally nuts, I don't see a single problem with my attitude toward any of my fellow roster members, but who am I to argue?
So here I am right, sitting in this room with a pretty hot chick asking me all sorts of questions.
"Why do you hate blacks? Why do you hate gays? Why do you hate free health care? Why do you hate higher taxes? Why do you hate tyranny? It's what everyone voted for."
And I'm just like, "Look lady, I got my own opinions and if people don't like em, well guess what, theres a boat at the dock, feel free to get out."
And of course she immediately thought I meant black people, which I didn't, I mean, no one forced them to stay here after the Civil War, they coulda left, they coulda gone back, but they CHOSE to stay here, so get over it already. God, the Jews don't even whine as much as you guys...
Back to the story. She told me that I needed to go out and face the very people I have such strong opinions towards and see if they hold up. So thats exactly what I did. It's no secret I live in California, Hollywood Hills no less. So parties are pretty easy to come by and me being a big name celeb in the world of wrestling find myself constantly invited.
Yesterday my eyes were opened.
There I was, sitting at a picnic table, preparing to eat a half cooked hamburger when a very large women of color walked up to me. She took my burger and threw it in the trash, at first I was like "WTF!?" But then she placed before me 12 homemade BBQ chicken wings.
I'm not going to lie to you. I took one bite of those delicious wings and my whole out look on life was changed in a single instant.
Never in my life have I tasted something so... indescribably awesome. I don't know what she put in them, I don't know how many I ate in the end, what I do know is that woman taught me a very valuable lesson.
I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE AND THEIR DELICIOUS CULTURE OF CHICKEN WINGS!
I was totally wrong about your people Xavier. I thought black people were just a race living perpetually on welfare and my tax money. But as it turns out I couldn't of been more wrong. These people, this race of people work harder than any other. Hell, America was literally built on their backs and most of the rich families in this country owe them more than they could ever repay.
Black people are good, honest, hard working individuals who's own beliefs in what America is and should be are so nearly the same as mine that it baffles me. Truly, most black people are Republican at heart, they've only been blinded by those in power in D.C.
But that's where we come back to Xavier Williams. While I've come to respect and love your people, I know now more than ever that you and you alone are what is wrong with black culture.
People like you who use the sweat and blood and hard work of others to propel yourself higher up the ladder of life, then portray yourself as something you are most definitely not. You have the house, the wife, the kid, the bling, the money, the cars and NONE OF IT YOU EARNED!
People like Xavier Williams are why we have two distinct breeds of black people in America.
Honorable, respectable people of color....
and then theres....
"People who annoy you...."
Your a nagger Xavier Williams and thats all you'll ever be.
Chris Brock I could honestly care less about. Your personal issues, your love life, whatever. It's cute and all, really, and I bet it'd make for a great little program on the CW network or possibly over on Lifetime, BUT NOT IN NCW! So take that pretty little girl, grab your box of tampons and go cry somewhere else about all your missed opportunities.
I'm not here to watch 90210, I'm not here to take part in the soap opera of your life, I'M NOT KRISTOFF LIAM BATES! I don't go through life altering developments every single month via nCw promo packages like some people around here. I don't develop a character on TV just to be more interesting to the fans. I don't open myself up and let you see the real me, the me with feelings, the me that bleeds, the me that cries, the me with sand in my vagina. You wanna do that? Go join up with the douche bag brigade over the rainbow and make sure you bring the KY because I hear Kristoff has one tight butt hole.
Me, on the other hand. I'm going to mock you, make fun of you, kick you square in the balls every chance I get because I can, but most of all I'm going to win matches, championships, and eventually your submission. Respect? I could give two sh!ts about it. But you will learn that trying to fight me is a lost cause.
You focus so much attention on respecting your opponents and showcasing a code of honor that you forget what we're here to do.
WIN!
And that is what I do best.
For almost two years this entire company has looked at me like I'm some kind of joke. They keep waiting for the next punch line or the cape and puppet to make a come back. But what you and everyone else fails to realize, the only joke here is underestimating me.
And that is the Killing Joke.
So here I am right, sitting in this room with a pretty hot chick asking me all sorts of questions.
"Why do you hate blacks? Why do you hate gays? Why do you hate free health care? Why do you hate higher taxes? Why do you hate tyranny? It's what everyone voted for."
And I'm just like, "Look lady, I got my own opinions and if people don't like em, well guess what, theres a boat at the dock, feel free to get out."
And of course she immediately thought I meant black people, which I didn't, I mean, no one forced them to stay here after the Civil War, they coulda left, they coulda gone back, but they CHOSE to stay here, so get over it already. God, the Jews don't even whine as much as you guys...
Back to the story. She told me that I needed to go out and face the very people I have such strong opinions towards and see if they hold up. So thats exactly what I did. It's no secret I live in California, Hollywood Hills no less. So parties are pretty easy to come by and me being a big name celeb in the world of wrestling find myself constantly invited.
Yesterday my eyes were opened.
There I was, sitting at a picnic table, preparing to eat a half cooked hamburger when a very large women of color walked up to me. She took my burger and threw it in the trash, at first I was like "WTF!?" But then she placed before me 12 homemade BBQ chicken wings.
I'm not going to lie to you. I took one bite of those delicious wings and my whole out look on life was changed in a single instant.
Never in my life have I tasted something so... indescribably awesome. I don't know what she put in them, I don't know how many I ate in the end, what I do know is that woman taught me a very valuable lesson.
I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE AND THEIR DELICIOUS CULTURE OF CHICKEN WINGS!
I was totally wrong about your people Xavier. I thought black people were just a race living perpetually on welfare and my tax money. But as it turns out I couldn't of been more wrong. These people, this race of people work harder than any other. Hell, America was literally built on their backs and most of the rich families in this country owe them more than they could ever repay.
Black people are good, honest, hard working individuals who's own beliefs in what America is and should be are so nearly the same as mine that it baffles me. Truly, most black people are Republican at heart, they've only been blinded by those in power in D.C.
But that's where we come back to Xavier Williams. While I've come to respect and love your people, I know now more than ever that you and you alone are what is wrong with black culture.
People like you who use the sweat and blood and hard work of others to propel yourself higher up the ladder of life, then portray yourself as something you are most definitely not. You have the house, the wife, the kid, the bling, the money, the cars and NONE OF IT YOU EARNED!
People like Xavier Williams are why we have two distinct breeds of black people in America.
Honorable, respectable people of color....
and then theres....
"People who annoy you...."
Your a nagger Xavier Williams and thats all you'll ever be.
Chris Brock I could honestly care less about. Your personal issues, your love life, whatever. It's cute and all, really, and I bet it'd make for a great little program on the CW network or possibly over on Lifetime, BUT NOT IN NCW! So take that pretty little girl, grab your box of tampons and go cry somewhere else about all your missed opportunities.
I'm not here to watch 90210, I'm not here to take part in the soap opera of your life, I'M NOT KRISTOFF LIAM BATES! I don't go through life altering developments every single month via nCw promo packages like some people around here. I don't develop a character on TV just to be more interesting to the fans. I don't open myself up and let you see the real me, the me with feelings, the me that bleeds, the me that cries, the me with sand in my vagina. You wanna do that? Go join up with the douche bag brigade over the rainbow and make sure you bring the KY because I hear Kristoff has one tight butt hole.
Me, on the other hand. I'm going to mock you, make fun of you, kick you square in the balls every chance I get because I can, but most of all I'm going to win matches, championships, and eventually your submission. Respect? I could give two sh!ts about it. But you will learn that trying to fight me is a lost cause.
You focus so much attention on respecting your opponents and showcasing a code of honor that you forget what we're here to do.
WIN!
And that is what I do best.
For almost two years this entire company has looked at me like I'm some kind of joke. They keep waiting for the next punch line or the cape and puppet to make a come back. But what you and everyone else fails to realize, the only joke here is underestimating me.
And that is the Killing Joke.