Post by Brad Kane on Sept 7, 2009 10:55:01 GMT -6
What else could it possibly be? Its the sound of a baby crying which really isn't too much of a surprise seeing as how the Kane mansion is full of crying babies. Little Sarah, little Jennifer, little Kaylee, little Ryan and oh yeah, that Spike asshole. Brad is sitting in a room, holding onto his baby boy, door shut listening to the sounds of people moving around quite a bit. He hears the voice of his wife saying goodbye to who could only be Spike's wife, River. Brad blinks a couple of times before looking down at his boy.
Brad Kane: You know Ryan, your uncle is a real cockhead.
The door gets kicked open by Spike. The two brothers glare at one another, Brad standing up. Obviously if Spike were to make a move, Brad would be in some real trouble. River pulls Spike out of the room before anything can really happen between the two of them. Spike yells something inaudible towards Brad and that's the last we hear of him. Megan stands in the doorway watching Brad put Ryan into the crib. That same angry look is still on his face, turning around into his wife.
Megan Kane: Well now River and Spike are gone too. Everyone has moved out now. Freya and Joe have their own home thanks to us. Spike and River moved out because for some reason the two of you just can't get along.
Brad Kane: If he wasn't such a douchebag then just maybe we wouldn't have to go through all this crap twice a year. I've never had a problem with Spike, he always seems to create them. Is it because he's jealous of me?
Megan Kane: Wish I could tell you hon but let's just enjoy this. We have all the rooms in the house now, plenty of space for the kids when they get older. This should be fine, okay?
He nods his head before leaving Ryan's room. Megan naturally follows, kinda like a puppy. Brad enters their bedroom before going to their walk in closet. He grabs a pair of his shoes and a football jersey to put on. Megan hops up onto a counter, wondering what he's doing.
Megan Kane: Going somewhere?
Brad Kane: Just going to do some thinking. You know how all this gets me going and not in a good way. I think you can remember what nearly happened last year when Spike and I were fighting.
Megan remembers that all too well.
Megan Kane: You aren't that same person now! In fact, it nearly was a year ago when you tried that. I remember crying for hours because I didn't know where you were.
Brad Kane: Yeah. I plan on going down to get something to eat.
Megan Kane: Why not take us with you?
Brad Kane: You sure you still want to be with me?
That was a stupid question. Megan hops down from the counter and gives him a hug.
Megan Kane: I always want to be with you. I want you see you hurt Spike. After what he did to me a couple of weeks ago, I can't forgive him either anymore. River has apologized I don't know how many times for his actions but it just isn't the same. I hate him just as much as you do Brad.
Brad Kane: Alright, we'll see if we can get Freya and Joe to babysit.
She claps her hands, agreeing with his idea. Brad gives her a quick kiss before pulling out of his cell phone and pressing a couple of buttons. Megan watches her husband with a smile on her face, knowing that he will, someday, get their revenge on Michael Kane.
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::..."Don't ever compare
Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
Competition's payin' the price"...::
"Looks like I still have a bit left in my tank. I wasn't too sure if I could really beat Rob Diamond but you know what, I stood tall at the end of the match. When that bell rang and people started to cheer, it all started to come back to me. Because I beat Rob Diamond, I think I might have that swagger back. That old feeling I used to get when I got into the ring, knowing almost always for a fact that I could kick someone's head off at a moment's notice.
Because I pinned Rob Diamond, you're finally going to see the real Brad Kane again. You're going to see the man, that at Battlegrounds last year, nearly killed Lance Ryan in the Master of Horrors match. That's the wrestler, the man that I really am. So I kinda chuckled when I saw who I was put up against this year at this pay per view.
Ricky Johnson, good ole RJ. This is a battle of RJs isn't it? If I only still went by the name Reckless Jack could this extremely confusing match take place with the crowd chanting "LET'S GO RJ!" Instead, I've stolen the pleasure of everyone getting to yell that at the top of their lungs. Would've been humorous to hear, I'm sure nearly everyone could agree to that fact.
Now what makes this match so much fun is the simple fact is that the winner gets a title shot. Granted its not for the title I had hoped, any impact like this is welcomed in my comeback thus far. Getting a shot at the Xtreme Champion if I were to win this match would be something else. I really haven't gotten hardcore in quite a while. Well not unless you count the time I go to L.A. and nail my wife on camera but that's beside the fact.
Rick Johnson, if my memory serves me correct, you were a former Xtreme Champion or something along those lines. So you know how to swing a chair and manage to knock someone out with it. Any moron with half a brain can manage to grab a chair and hit someone with it. When I see a chair, I see something I can use to give you a concussion without ever having to swing it at your head. I enjoy setting that chair into an open position, forcing your skull through that opening. While you're stuck there, I go up to that top rope and I jump off with a foot stomp, making your temple meet that chair seat.
You'll think you and the chair are long time lovers at that. I can already hear people talking about this match and how you're going to win Ricky. They'll all say that Brad Kane isn't hardcore, not like he was as Reckless Jack. They'll say that I don't belong in such a division because of my family and the risks that are involved with this kind of match. They'll have to get their mouths shut one by one.
This really isn't fair to you at all Ricky because when I look at you Sunday, I'm not going to see you. I'm going to see Michael and his stupid grin. I'll see that man who has caused me more pain the past two years then anyone else before I kick that head into the second row. I'm sorry Ricky, I really am. In another life, perhaps things could've gone differently and I wouldn't have to lay you up in a hospital bed.
This is one of the few times that Megan is encouraging me to get violent because of what Spike has done to us. On Sunday night, she'll be at ringside, cheering me on as I shed your blood all over the ring and I finally think her sadistic side will come out. I do everything for her Ricky and if she wants me to kill you, then I'll have to kill you, just to make her happy.
Sunday night, be afraid when you watch this match Michael because in due time, what I do to Ricky Johnson is the very same thing I'm doing to you."
::..."I'm gonna knock you out
Mama said knock you out
I'm gonna knock you out
Mama said knock you out"...::
Brad Kane: You know Ryan, your uncle is a real cockhead.
The door gets kicked open by Spike. The two brothers glare at one another, Brad standing up. Obviously if Spike were to make a move, Brad would be in some real trouble. River pulls Spike out of the room before anything can really happen between the two of them. Spike yells something inaudible towards Brad and that's the last we hear of him. Megan stands in the doorway watching Brad put Ryan into the crib. That same angry look is still on his face, turning around into his wife.
Megan Kane: Well now River and Spike are gone too. Everyone has moved out now. Freya and Joe have their own home thanks to us. Spike and River moved out because for some reason the two of you just can't get along.
Brad Kane: If he wasn't such a douchebag then just maybe we wouldn't have to go through all this crap twice a year. I've never had a problem with Spike, he always seems to create them. Is it because he's jealous of me?
Megan Kane: Wish I could tell you hon but let's just enjoy this. We have all the rooms in the house now, plenty of space for the kids when they get older. This should be fine, okay?
He nods his head before leaving Ryan's room. Megan naturally follows, kinda like a puppy. Brad enters their bedroom before going to their walk in closet. He grabs a pair of his shoes and a football jersey to put on. Megan hops up onto a counter, wondering what he's doing.
Megan Kane: Going somewhere?
Brad Kane: Just going to do some thinking. You know how all this gets me going and not in a good way. I think you can remember what nearly happened last year when Spike and I were fighting.
Megan remembers that all too well.
Megan Kane: You aren't that same person now! In fact, it nearly was a year ago when you tried that. I remember crying for hours because I didn't know where you were.
Brad Kane: Yeah. I plan on going down to get something to eat.
Megan Kane: Why not take us with you?
Brad Kane: You sure you still want to be with me?
That was a stupid question. Megan hops down from the counter and gives him a hug.
Megan Kane: I always want to be with you. I want you see you hurt Spike. After what he did to me a couple of weeks ago, I can't forgive him either anymore. River has apologized I don't know how many times for his actions but it just isn't the same. I hate him just as much as you do Brad.
Brad Kane: Alright, we'll see if we can get Freya and Joe to babysit.
She claps her hands, agreeing with his idea. Brad gives her a quick kiss before pulling out of his cell phone and pressing a couple of buttons. Megan watches her husband with a smile on her face, knowing that he will, someday, get their revenge on Michael Kane.
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::..."Don't ever compare
Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
Competition's payin' the price"...::
"Looks like I still have a bit left in my tank. I wasn't too sure if I could really beat Rob Diamond but you know what, I stood tall at the end of the match. When that bell rang and people started to cheer, it all started to come back to me. Because I beat Rob Diamond, I think I might have that swagger back. That old feeling I used to get when I got into the ring, knowing almost always for a fact that I could kick someone's head off at a moment's notice.
Because I pinned Rob Diamond, you're finally going to see the real Brad Kane again. You're going to see the man, that at Battlegrounds last year, nearly killed Lance Ryan in the Master of Horrors match. That's the wrestler, the man that I really am. So I kinda chuckled when I saw who I was put up against this year at this pay per view.
Ricky Johnson, good ole RJ. This is a battle of RJs isn't it? If I only still went by the name Reckless Jack could this extremely confusing match take place with the crowd chanting "LET'S GO RJ!" Instead, I've stolen the pleasure of everyone getting to yell that at the top of their lungs. Would've been humorous to hear, I'm sure nearly everyone could agree to that fact.
Now what makes this match so much fun is the simple fact is that the winner gets a title shot. Granted its not for the title I had hoped, any impact like this is welcomed in my comeback thus far. Getting a shot at the Xtreme Champion if I were to win this match would be something else. I really haven't gotten hardcore in quite a while. Well not unless you count the time I go to L.A. and nail my wife on camera but that's beside the fact.
Rick Johnson, if my memory serves me correct, you were a former Xtreme Champion or something along those lines. So you know how to swing a chair and manage to knock someone out with it. Any moron with half a brain can manage to grab a chair and hit someone with it. When I see a chair, I see something I can use to give you a concussion without ever having to swing it at your head. I enjoy setting that chair into an open position, forcing your skull through that opening. While you're stuck there, I go up to that top rope and I jump off with a foot stomp, making your temple meet that chair seat.
You'll think you and the chair are long time lovers at that. I can already hear people talking about this match and how you're going to win Ricky. They'll all say that Brad Kane isn't hardcore, not like he was as Reckless Jack. They'll say that I don't belong in such a division because of my family and the risks that are involved with this kind of match. They'll have to get their mouths shut one by one.
This really isn't fair to you at all Ricky because when I look at you Sunday, I'm not going to see you. I'm going to see Michael and his stupid grin. I'll see that man who has caused me more pain the past two years then anyone else before I kick that head into the second row. I'm sorry Ricky, I really am. In another life, perhaps things could've gone differently and I wouldn't have to lay you up in a hospital bed.
This is one of the few times that Megan is encouraging me to get violent because of what Spike has done to us. On Sunday night, she'll be at ringside, cheering me on as I shed your blood all over the ring and I finally think her sadistic side will come out. I do everything for her Ricky and if she wants me to kill you, then I'll have to kill you, just to make her happy.
Sunday night, be afraid when you watch this match Michael because in due time, what I do to Ricky Johnson is the very same thing I'm doing to you."
::..."I'm gonna knock you out
Mama said knock you out
I'm gonna knock you out
Mama said knock you out"...::