Post by bane on Sept 9, 2009 9:52:01 GMT -6
The Syndicate is in the process of checking out of the hotel they had stayed in and some questions have come up regarding their bill.
(He finishes talking and turns around just as the desk clerk brings him the final bill. His eyes bug out as he sees the total on the bill. He flips the pages open and notices 10-15 movies on pay per view.)
Nick
What the hell are these?
Desk Clerk
These are your pay per view choices, sir.
Nick
What do you mean, Pay Per View choices?
Desk Clerk
Yes, they are what we call (whispering) adult titles?
Nick
Adult titles?
Desk Clerk
Yes. You know. "bow chicka bow wow".
(The desk clerk kind of chuckles as Nick's face goes from confusion to a mixture of anger and slight embaressment. Mac walks over to tell Nick the car is waiting. As he gets there, Nick begins talking in a loud, booming voice.)
Nick
HEY MAC! LOOK BUDDY. OUR BILL HAS FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS WORTH OF PAY PER VIEW MOVIES FROM YOUR ROOM, BUDDY! ADULT TITLES, THEY SAY!
Mac grabs the bill out of his hand and covers Nick's mouth. Bane grins at Logan and then looks at the clerk with amusement in his eyes.
Mac
Now then, who’s t.v. were these titles purchased on?
The clerk grins back at Bane and Logan knowing full well what happened.
Clerk
These titles were purchased on…
Logan cuts the clerk off in mid-sentence
Nick
Oh come on buddy you know it was you!
Bane looks at his long time friend and glares at him.
Mac
Is this payback for Arkansas and the fat chick?
Logan whistles innocently providing the clerk with the perfect opportunity to finish his sentence.
Clerk
Mr. Logan’s t.v. and he called down early this morning and had the billing transferred to your account sir.
Both men bust up laughing.
Mac
Even
Nick
Square
They fist bump and the matter is resolved as Bane presents his credit card and pays for the practical joke. While he is finishing up the paper work Logan has the car brought around and the luggage loaded by hotel staff.
Mac
You saw what Dirty Deal had to say right?
Logan rolls his eyes in disgust.
Nick
Yeah, I saw the promos.
Mac
They actually think we are talking down to them…
Nick
Shows the low level of education they have achieved…
Mac
Or maybe the shot from the golf club did more damage than originally thought.
Nick
Or thought possible
Bane shakes his head.
Mac
Not going there, remember what J.W. said?
Logan nods his head in agreement that he does indeed remember.
Mac
Still stings a bit don’t it?
Logan
Yeah, but what can we say? He was right, we were half assing it, no need to rehash it.
Bane nods his head in agreement.
Mac
Truedat! Heard anything from him since he left?
Nick
Not a word, I have left countless voice mails for him but nothing so far.
Bane thinks about it for a moment and then sighs with frustration.
Mac
Well, he will call us back when he is ready.
Logan goes to valet area in front of the hotel and checks on their preparations to leave.
Mac
Psychic or Psychotic? Hell, everyone is a little bit crazy, but I did predict this, I told you Dirty Deal that you would have to face The Syndicate eventually. I really didn’t think we would get this shot at you this quickly but it has come to fruition. Gone are the days of Nick Logan and myself acting a fool, or being assholes for the sake of being assholes. Something I have always tried to do, but it seems it was lost to me there for a while is that even if you cannot respect the person or persons holding the title you should respect the title itself. Dirty Deal, I don’t like you, your politics or your Arian beliefs and I damn sure don’t respect you, you desecrate the tag team titles every week, and when The Syndicate walks out of the arena with those belts they will have to be professionally cleaned before we can actually wear them. We have to make sure you didn’t infest the belts with fleas, ticks, lice or something worse…. We respect what the tag team titles mean, it is the ultimate reward for team work, if it wasn’t for all of the b.s. that you two shovel around each weak you would be worthy represenitives of the tag team division. When I look at your in-ring work, I see one helluva tag team. The Syndicate has cleaned up our act, we are more focused and dedicated than ever before. We are coming for you Dirty Deal, for the tag team belts, your pride, your honor, and your ability to earn a living.
Scene fades to black
(He finishes talking and turns around just as the desk clerk brings him the final bill. His eyes bug out as he sees the total on the bill. He flips the pages open and notices 10-15 movies on pay per view.)
Nick
What the hell are these?
Desk Clerk
These are your pay per view choices, sir.
Nick
What do you mean, Pay Per View choices?
Desk Clerk
Yes, they are what we call (whispering) adult titles?
Nick
Adult titles?
Desk Clerk
Yes. You know. "bow chicka bow wow".
(The desk clerk kind of chuckles as Nick's face goes from confusion to a mixture of anger and slight embaressment. Mac walks over to tell Nick the car is waiting. As he gets there, Nick begins talking in a loud, booming voice.)
Nick
HEY MAC! LOOK BUDDY. OUR BILL HAS FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS WORTH OF PAY PER VIEW MOVIES FROM YOUR ROOM, BUDDY! ADULT TITLES, THEY SAY!
Mac grabs the bill out of his hand and covers Nick's mouth. Bane grins at Logan and then looks at the clerk with amusement in his eyes.
Mac
Now then, who’s t.v. were these titles purchased on?
The clerk grins back at Bane and Logan knowing full well what happened.
Clerk
These titles were purchased on…
Logan cuts the clerk off in mid-sentence
Nick
Oh come on buddy you know it was you!
Bane looks at his long time friend and glares at him.
Mac
Is this payback for Arkansas and the fat chick?
Logan whistles innocently providing the clerk with the perfect opportunity to finish his sentence.
Clerk
Mr. Logan’s t.v. and he called down early this morning and had the billing transferred to your account sir.
Both men bust up laughing.
Mac
Even
Nick
Square
They fist bump and the matter is resolved as Bane presents his credit card and pays for the practical joke. While he is finishing up the paper work Logan has the car brought around and the luggage loaded by hotel staff.
Mac
You saw what Dirty Deal had to say right?
Logan rolls his eyes in disgust.
Nick
Yeah, I saw the promos.
Mac
They actually think we are talking down to them…
Nick
Shows the low level of education they have achieved…
Mac
Or maybe the shot from the golf club did more damage than originally thought.
Nick
Or thought possible
Bane shakes his head.
Mac
Not going there, remember what J.W. said?
Logan nods his head in agreement that he does indeed remember.
Mac
Still stings a bit don’t it?
Logan
Yeah, but what can we say? He was right, we were half assing it, no need to rehash it.
Bane nods his head in agreement.
Mac
Truedat! Heard anything from him since he left?
Nick
Not a word, I have left countless voice mails for him but nothing so far.
Bane thinks about it for a moment and then sighs with frustration.
Mac
Well, he will call us back when he is ready.
Logan goes to valet area in front of the hotel and checks on their preparations to leave.
Mac
Psychic or Psychotic? Hell, everyone is a little bit crazy, but I did predict this, I told you Dirty Deal that you would have to face The Syndicate eventually. I really didn’t think we would get this shot at you this quickly but it has come to fruition. Gone are the days of Nick Logan and myself acting a fool, or being assholes for the sake of being assholes. Something I have always tried to do, but it seems it was lost to me there for a while is that even if you cannot respect the person or persons holding the title you should respect the title itself. Dirty Deal, I don’t like you, your politics or your Arian beliefs and I damn sure don’t respect you, you desecrate the tag team titles every week, and when The Syndicate walks out of the arena with those belts they will have to be professionally cleaned before we can actually wear them. We have to make sure you didn’t infest the belts with fleas, ticks, lice or something worse…. We respect what the tag team titles mean, it is the ultimate reward for team work, if it wasn’t for all of the b.s. that you two shovel around each weak you would be worthy represenitives of the tag team division. When I look at your in-ring work, I see one helluva tag team. The Syndicate has cleaned up our act, we are more focused and dedicated than ever before. We are coming for you Dirty Deal, for the tag team belts, your pride, your honor, and your ability to earn a living.
Scene fades to black