Post by Rob Diamond on Sept 9, 2009 17:46:56 GMT -6
For about a month now I've had to listen to some pompous hippie piece of crap tell me that I'm holding something that belongs to him.
Really?
So my X-Division Title, that I've held TWICE as long as you ever did, that I've successfully defended 200% more than you ever did, is actually somehow still the property of Jimmy Zane?
Wow. I must really have my wires crossed here. I could of sworn a 35 day title reign and an embarrassing attempt at defending the X-Division title was nothing to brag about. But apparently when your Jimmy Zan, ALL YOU HAVE TO BRAG ABOUT IS YOUR FAILURES. So keep it up. Because you've got allot of them. I mean really, your single title reign has absolutely no creditability, no merit, it doesn't mean a damn thing. In fact, all your one title reign means is your a transitional champion.
Congratulations, the line for Mediocrity starts just behind Jackhammer.
The fact of the matter is simple Jimmy, I'm the X-Division Champion you WISH you could be. You see me carry this belt like a TRUE champion, unlike you, and you get jealous. It's understandable Jimmy. Allot of people are jealous of me. Take Xavier Williams for example, he's jealous that no matter how much **** he talks, and no matter how many speeches Captain Obama makes, he's still sucks compared to me because I'm better, not because of racism.
You on the other hand Jimmy, your jealous because the one time you got your grubby little hands on this title you busted your load so fast that I thought I was watching American Pie. Face it Jimmy, your just not good enough to hang with me. But I do have a pretty nifty idea.
How about you and your preppy bitch friend Nick Logan pool your funds, buy New Millennium Garbage Wrestling from that idiot who ran it into the ground and START YOUR OWN COMPANY!
Because honestly, the only you could matter in a wrestling company is if you owned it.
And now I've gotta ask you a question, what is all this "The Punisher is a legend" bull I've been hearing the last few months? Are we talking about Frank Castle here? Because I hardly think the guy is a legend amongst comic book super heroes, pretty bad ass, but far from legendary.
I'm just kidding Jimmy, I'd hate for you to pull out the old Hollywood set, er, Cemetery and cry in the artificial rain again...
Oh, sorry, you mustn't of gotten the memo from my people. See I don't care that you like to pretend your daddy is dead all so the people will care about you. I don't care that you basically forced the man into hiding just so you could do some Teen Drama bull**** for a couple of weeks and "find yourself."
Uh oh, here it comes where Jimmy Zane pulls out some piece of paper and is like "BAM! HE'S DEAD!" Or maybe he'll whip out a picture of him dying in the ring. OR BETTER YET!
FLASHBACK BABY!
You know what Jimmy? Save all the Hollywood movie magic, I really don't care if your dad is dead, alive, wrestling on the Indy circuit, or still trying to resurrect his dream of running a promotion with Davey Boone that can EVER stand up to nCw... Which we all know is impossible.
To be honest, for about a half a second I almost enjoyed watching you grow right before my very eyes. You started out as some snot nosed spoiled brat who apparently went crazy around the time Heath Ledger died and totally ripped him off, then you came back all bad ass and ready to go, then you had a drug over dose or something and walked with god, then ya came back all prepared to wrestle for honor and respect, then you said **** that and turned back into a whiny cry baby douche who just doesn't know when to shut the **** up.
Its been a real ride. I wonder what your gonna pull this weekend? It better be something real good Jimmy, maybe your butler could get aids, or you could reveal that your gay with GIB!.... Wait, that happened. Well you could always go on some roller coaster ride and talk to dead people like everyone else seems to be doing. It's a real popular gimmick this month.
The point is Jimmy, whatever you decide to do, it's not going to be enough to beat me. Because I don't pull my punches. I don't pretend to be something I'm not. When you get in the ring with Rob Diamond, you get what you see. And what you see is quite simply...
THE GREATEST X-DIVISION CHAMPION EVER!
As for Dirty Deal, as long as the Syndicate would rather play 90210, I think we'll be just fine. Just promise me that your not going to pull any Party of Five crap, and I think we have a deal.
And seriously, what is up with that? Do they really think I give two craps about their stupid friend? I'm gonna do the Syndicate a favor, I'm gonna end the story for you guys so you can get back to doing what matters here and WRESTLING.
JW IS DEAD!
DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!
Thats right. He killed his self so he wouldn't have to listen to the two of you talk about absolutely nothing for fifteen minutes at a clip. And I just gotta be honest here, you boys ain't as funny as you think. I know you like to pause every so many lines and take a laugh break, but this isn't filmed in front of a live studio audience, there is no laugh track...
No one is laughing but you.
Which is usually a good indication that what you've said isn't funny in the least. I hope you find JW's body real soon kiddies, I'd hate to have to watch four more promos of you two ass clowns looking for the poor crippie.
I wonder if Lassie does house calls? Whats that girl? JW FELL IN THE WELL!
Mac, Nick, Jimmy QUICK! We gotta get him out before his evil step mother closes him in and a creepy movie turns up twenty years later and kills everyone who watches it after seven days.
Seriously guys, put the handi cam away, hang up on the screen writers, and just focus on whats supposed to matter here.
Wrestling.
Really?
So my X-Division Title, that I've held TWICE as long as you ever did, that I've successfully defended 200% more than you ever did, is actually somehow still the property of Jimmy Zane?
Wow. I must really have my wires crossed here. I could of sworn a 35 day title reign and an embarrassing attempt at defending the X-Division title was nothing to brag about. But apparently when your Jimmy Zan, ALL YOU HAVE TO BRAG ABOUT IS YOUR FAILURES. So keep it up. Because you've got allot of them. I mean really, your single title reign has absolutely no creditability, no merit, it doesn't mean a damn thing. In fact, all your one title reign means is your a transitional champion.
Congratulations, the line for Mediocrity starts just behind Jackhammer.
The fact of the matter is simple Jimmy, I'm the X-Division Champion you WISH you could be. You see me carry this belt like a TRUE champion, unlike you, and you get jealous. It's understandable Jimmy. Allot of people are jealous of me. Take Xavier Williams for example, he's jealous that no matter how much **** he talks, and no matter how many speeches Captain Obama makes, he's still sucks compared to me because I'm better, not because of racism.
You on the other hand Jimmy, your jealous because the one time you got your grubby little hands on this title you busted your load so fast that I thought I was watching American Pie. Face it Jimmy, your just not good enough to hang with me. But I do have a pretty nifty idea.
How about you and your preppy bitch friend Nick Logan pool your funds, buy New Millennium Garbage Wrestling from that idiot who ran it into the ground and START YOUR OWN COMPANY!
Because honestly, the only you could matter in a wrestling company is if you owned it.
And now I've gotta ask you a question, what is all this "The Punisher is a legend" bull I've been hearing the last few months? Are we talking about Frank Castle here? Because I hardly think the guy is a legend amongst comic book super heroes, pretty bad ass, but far from legendary.
I'm just kidding Jimmy, I'd hate for you to pull out the old Hollywood set, er, Cemetery and cry in the artificial rain again...
Oh, sorry, you mustn't of gotten the memo from my people. See I don't care that you like to pretend your daddy is dead all so the people will care about you. I don't care that you basically forced the man into hiding just so you could do some Teen Drama bull**** for a couple of weeks and "find yourself."
Uh oh, here it comes where Jimmy Zane pulls out some piece of paper and is like "BAM! HE'S DEAD!" Or maybe he'll whip out a picture of him dying in the ring. OR BETTER YET!
FLASHBACK BABY!
You know what Jimmy? Save all the Hollywood movie magic, I really don't care if your dad is dead, alive, wrestling on the Indy circuit, or still trying to resurrect his dream of running a promotion with Davey Boone that can EVER stand up to nCw... Which we all know is impossible.
To be honest, for about a half a second I almost enjoyed watching you grow right before my very eyes. You started out as some snot nosed spoiled brat who apparently went crazy around the time Heath Ledger died and totally ripped him off, then you came back all bad ass and ready to go, then you had a drug over dose or something and walked with god, then ya came back all prepared to wrestle for honor and respect, then you said **** that and turned back into a whiny cry baby douche who just doesn't know when to shut the **** up.
Its been a real ride. I wonder what your gonna pull this weekend? It better be something real good Jimmy, maybe your butler could get aids, or you could reveal that your gay with GIB!.... Wait, that happened. Well you could always go on some roller coaster ride and talk to dead people like everyone else seems to be doing. It's a real popular gimmick this month.
The point is Jimmy, whatever you decide to do, it's not going to be enough to beat me. Because I don't pull my punches. I don't pretend to be something I'm not. When you get in the ring with Rob Diamond, you get what you see. And what you see is quite simply...
THE GREATEST X-DIVISION CHAMPION EVER!
As for Dirty Deal, as long as the Syndicate would rather play 90210, I think we'll be just fine. Just promise me that your not going to pull any Party of Five crap, and I think we have a deal.
And seriously, what is up with that? Do they really think I give two craps about their stupid friend? I'm gonna do the Syndicate a favor, I'm gonna end the story for you guys so you can get back to doing what matters here and WRESTLING.
JW IS DEAD!
DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!
Thats right. He killed his self so he wouldn't have to listen to the two of you talk about absolutely nothing for fifteen minutes at a clip. And I just gotta be honest here, you boys ain't as funny as you think. I know you like to pause every so many lines and take a laugh break, but this isn't filmed in front of a live studio audience, there is no laugh track...
No one is laughing but you.
Which is usually a good indication that what you've said isn't funny in the least. I hope you find JW's body real soon kiddies, I'd hate to have to watch four more promos of you two ass clowns looking for the poor crippie.
I wonder if Lassie does house calls? Whats that girl? JW FELL IN THE WELL!
Mac, Nick, Jimmy QUICK! We gotta get him out before his evil step mother closes him in and a creepy movie turns up twenty years later and kills everyone who watches it after seven days.
Seriously guys, put the handi cam away, hang up on the screen writers, and just focus on whats supposed to matter here.
Wrestling.