Post by Jimmy Zane on Sept 10, 2009 11:39:30 GMT -6
[Vindication. To be justified. Much is the last few days for Jimmy Zane. A fatal fourway turned triple threat against two of the toughest X-Division athletes in nCw. A hard fought battle to say the least, but it was the VooDoo Child who came out on top. The 2nd Generation Wrestler. The 5 Star Athlete. Proved to truly be 10 Times better than his opponents. With that great victory comes a great opportunity. The opening of a door he thought was closed long ago. The chance to become a two-time X-Division champion in a match with a little more on the line than just the X-Division Title. A Champions versus Challengers match. A match where Jimmy Zane will team with his old stable mates, the Syndicate, to take on Rob Diamond, and the World Tag Team Champions, Dirty Deal. Winner takes all.]
(The scene fades in and in the middle of the screen is Jimmy Zane sitting on what looks to be the edge of a desk. As the camera closes in, he begins a slow mocking clap. He suddenly stops as he begins to speak.)
HOO ****ING RAY, ROBBIE!
I like how you run your mouth. It reminds me of.....me. The only difference is, I actually have something more to say than you. To say I am flattered would be an understatement. You see, you have obviously been paying attention to my career here to know so much about me. And, I am not going to deny any of what you said, because it would just be plain stupid. I know where I have been. I know I have had troubling times, and even an identity crisis...OR TWO. Make no mistake about it, Robbie, you hit the nail on the head on more than a few points. I applaud you for doing your homework. Nice job. But, to quote one of my favorite movies..
YOUR HYPOCRISY KNOWS NO BOUNDS!
You sat there, and you talked about New Millennium Wrestling, and how Nick and I should buy it, yada yada yada. Then you said something that kind of struck me as funny. You said, and I quote..
Because honestly, the only you could matter in a wrestling company is if you owned it.
Now, the reason this struck me as funny, and just a little bit hypocritical, is because you wouldn't be **** in nCw if you weren't brothers with a staff member. Always sucking at the power teet, as it were. You have a lot of balls, I will give you that. You talk about **** that you have no idea about. You act like you are the best because you have been champion forever. Well, beating up on losers in every title defense becase big brother refuses to put you in matches against real opponents so that you can keep that title around your waist isn't winning. It's called having the deck stacked. So if I were you, I wouldn't go off on these wild ass tangents talking about how great you are...
WHEN YOU HAVEN'T BEATEN ANYONE!
And as far as my father goes, I don't have to prove a damn thing to you. Or anyone else for that matter. All of you ****tards come up with the same old lines in every promo. He wasn't a legend. He was nothing. Blah! Blah! Blah! Well, I have to be honest here when I say, COME UP WITH A NEW LINE ASSHOLE! Because my father STARTED this company. He laid the first brick, and that's a fact. It wasn't Leonard Fox. Or Davey Boone. It was The Punisher, jackasses. It's documented fact, and neither of them can deny it. So before you talk about how great you are as X-Division Champion, and how great nCw is, and then run my father down in the same ****ing sentence..
KNOW YOUR HISTORY, JACKASS!
(Jimmy stands up, his usual calm demeanor begins to unravel as the hatred and anger start to pulse through his body.)
I know what you are doing, Robbie. Trying to make this personal. Trying to talk like you know something about me. That's OK, because everyone here knows you don't know a damn thing about the truth.
**QUEUE ALTERED HOLLYWOOD SCENE**
(The scene fades into a courtroom. Where Jimmy Zane is seen sitting on the witness stand in a military uniform covered with an enormous amount of medals on the chest. He is sitting there with a smug look on his face. The camera pulls back to see Tom cruise (yes, Tom Cruise) in front of him.)
Tom Cruise - Tell me what your plans are, General Zane.
What are you talking about?
Tom Cruise - You know damn well what I am talking about. You came back to nCw with an agenda. With a specific goal and I want to know what it is!
You want to know what it is? Or do you want me to tell you what you want to hear? Because I will tell you what you want to hear. You want to hear a sob story out of me about how my daddy didn't love me enough and how I looked up to him anyway. You want me to tell you how he died in the ring, and how it hurt so bad to watch my own father die. You want me cry and show you an emotion that you can bank on. You want me to change who I am just because I am facing you this week in a match that means everything to me. You want me to admit you are the greatest, and admit I am nothing. That's what you want!
Tom Cruise - No, General, that's now that I want.
Then what do you want?
Tom Cruise - I WANT THE TRUTH!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
**END ALTERED HOLLYWOOD SCENE**
(The scene shifts from the court room back to Jimmy Zane standing by the desk smiling into the camera as he begins to speak again.)
Someone once said, Robbie. The truth shall set you free. The truth is, I figured out that I don't need stupid gimmicks, or excuses, or anything else to be successful in this business. All I need is my God given talent, and the ability to not let the dumb **** that assholes like you say about me get me down. I don't usually take things personal, Robbie. I really don't. But this week, I am going to make an exception. I am going to give you what you want, and in the end, another old saying will be running through that dense little mind of yours.
Be careful what you wish for because you just...might...get it!
Sure, this week, I may have a little bit of advantage, teaming with my friends. But I can tell you that this isn't about the Syndicate. This isn't about Dirty Deal. This is about you, me, and that XDivision Title. Whether I win or lose doesn't really matter. What matters is, going in there, and kicking your teeth down your throat. Making sure you know that Jimmy Zane is for real! Making sure you know that no matter how many jokes, no matter how much bull**** you talk, I am still going to be a 2nd Generation Wrestling. A 5 Star Athlete. And 10 Times better than you!
(Scene fades to black.)
(The scene fades in and in the middle of the screen is Jimmy Zane sitting on what looks to be the edge of a desk. As the camera closes in, he begins a slow mocking clap. He suddenly stops as he begins to speak.)
HOO ****ING RAY, ROBBIE!
I like how you run your mouth. It reminds me of.....me. The only difference is, I actually have something more to say than you. To say I am flattered would be an understatement. You see, you have obviously been paying attention to my career here to know so much about me. And, I am not going to deny any of what you said, because it would just be plain stupid. I know where I have been. I know I have had troubling times, and even an identity crisis...OR TWO. Make no mistake about it, Robbie, you hit the nail on the head on more than a few points. I applaud you for doing your homework. Nice job. But, to quote one of my favorite movies..
YOUR HYPOCRISY KNOWS NO BOUNDS!
You sat there, and you talked about New Millennium Wrestling, and how Nick and I should buy it, yada yada yada. Then you said something that kind of struck me as funny. You said, and I quote..
Because honestly, the only you could matter in a wrestling company is if you owned it.
Now, the reason this struck me as funny, and just a little bit hypocritical, is because you wouldn't be **** in nCw if you weren't brothers with a staff member. Always sucking at the power teet, as it were. You have a lot of balls, I will give you that. You talk about **** that you have no idea about. You act like you are the best because you have been champion forever. Well, beating up on losers in every title defense becase big brother refuses to put you in matches against real opponents so that you can keep that title around your waist isn't winning. It's called having the deck stacked. So if I were you, I wouldn't go off on these wild ass tangents talking about how great you are...
WHEN YOU HAVEN'T BEATEN ANYONE!
And as far as my father goes, I don't have to prove a damn thing to you. Or anyone else for that matter. All of you ****tards come up with the same old lines in every promo. He wasn't a legend. He was nothing. Blah! Blah! Blah! Well, I have to be honest here when I say, COME UP WITH A NEW LINE ASSHOLE! Because my father STARTED this company. He laid the first brick, and that's a fact. It wasn't Leonard Fox. Or Davey Boone. It was The Punisher, jackasses. It's documented fact, and neither of them can deny it. So before you talk about how great you are as X-Division Champion, and how great nCw is, and then run my father down in the same ****ing sentence..
KNOW YOUR HISTORY, JACKASS!
(Jimmy stands up, his usual calm demeanor begins to unravel as the hatred and anger start to pulse through his body.)
I know what you are doing, Robbie. Trying to make this personal. Trying to talk like you know something about me. That's OK, because everyone here knows you don't know a damn thing about the truth.
**QUEUE ALTERED HOLLYWOOD SCENE**
(The scene fades into a courtroom. Where Jimmy Zane is seen sitting on the witness stand in a military uniform covered with an enormous amount of medals on the chest. He is sitting there with a smug look on his face. The camera pulls back to see Tom cruise (yes, Tom Cruise) in front of him.)
Tom Cruise - Tell me what your plans are, General Zane.
What are you talking about?
Tom Cruise - You know damn well what I am talking about. You came back to nCw with an agenda. With a specific goal and I want to know what it is!
You want to know what it is? Or do you want me to tell you what you want to hear? Because I will tell you what you want to hear. You want to hear a sob story out of me about how my daddy didn't love me enough and how I looked up to him anyway. You want me to tell you how he died in the ring, and how it hurt so bad to watch my own father die. You want me cry and show you an emotion that you can bank on. You want me to change who I am just because I am facing you this week in a match that means everything to me. You want me to admit you are the greatest, and admit I am nothing. That's what you want!
Tom Cruise - No, General, that's now that I want.
Then what do you want?
Tom Cruise - I WANT THE TRUTH!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
**END ALTERED HOLLYWOOD SCENE**
(The scene shifts from the court room back to Jimmy Zane standing by the desk smiling into the camera as he begins to speak again.)
Someone once said, Robbie. The truth shall set you free. The truth is, I figured out that I don't need stupid gimmicks, or excuses, or anything else to be successful in this business. All I need is my God given talent, and the ability to not let the dumb **** that assholes like you say about me get me down. I don't usually take things personal, Robbie. I really don't. But this week, I am going to make an exception. I am going to give you what you want, and in the end, another old saying will be running through that dense little mind of yours.
Be careful what you wish for because you just...might...get it!
Sure, this week, I may have a little bit of advantage, teaming with my friends. But I can tell you that this isn't about the Syndicate. This isn't about Dirty Deal. This is about you, me, and that XDivision Title. Whether I win or lose doesn't really matter. What matters is, going in there, and kicking your teeth down your throat. Making sure you know that Jimmy Zane is for real! Making sure you know that no matter how many jokes, no matter how much bull**** you talk, I am still going to be a 2nd Generation Wrestling. A 5 Star Athlete. And 10 Times better than you!
(Scene fades to black.)