Post by Adam Knite on Sept 10, 2009 14:32:51 GMT -6
{We open up to the hotel room of Adam Knite and Kelly Fox, two star crossed lovers. Wait… that’s Romeo and Juliet. Irregardless, Adam and Kelly are both there, at the moment we only see Adam with his feet up on the bed, reading a book. Adam’s silence is broken as Kelly rushes into the room. Adam puts the book down and looks up at Kelly standing in front of him in nothing but her bra and panties….. with the nCw World Championship around her waist.}
Kelly Fox: How do I look chump?
Adam Knite: Way better than Falcon would.
Kelly Fox: Well no crap, I have boobs, you say anything is better as long as boobs are involved.
Adam Knite: See now, if I were a smart***, I’d say “Falcon’s boobs are almost as big as yours” and make your point moot. But I’m not a jerk like that.
{Kelly’s eyes narrow as she looks at Adam with some mock rage.}
Kelly Fox: You listen here pal.
{Kelly climbs onto the bed and stands over Adam, she looks down at him and smiles.}
Kelly Fox: I’m the world champion now, I deserve some respect ya know.
Adam Knite: And you do realize that belt was once around the waistes of Steve Awesome and Xavier Williams right?
{Kelly’s eyes bug out of her head as she looks down at the gold strap around her waist, nothing protecting her from touching it except a thin piece of lacey material. She hurridly rips the belt off and throws it before she jumps down off the bad.}
Kelly Fox: OH MY GOD!
Adam Knite: **laughing**
Kelly Fox: It burns!!
{Kelly runs in a dead sprint to the bathroom where the sound of hot water rolling from the faucet fills the room, followed by the sends of intense rubbing, and not the good type of intense rubbing either. Kelly screams out from the bathroom as Adam continues his giggle fit.}
Kelly Fox: HOW COULD YOU LET ME WEAR THAT THING!? GEEZUS!!
Adam Knite: oh come on Kel, the first thing I did when I won it was disinfect it.
Kelly Fox: I Don’t care! There’s no telling what kind of undiscovered diseases are on that thing.. I can’t believe you wear it!
{At that moment the sounds of thousands of nCw fans boys laughing at the irony of Kelly worrying about catching a disease can be heard. However, nobody cares about these people’s opinions or views because they are simply meaningless, especially to Adam.}
Adam Knite: If I say I’m sorry, will that make you feel better?
Kelly Fox: NO! of course not! Maybe… sure.
Adam Knite: **laughs** Alright, I’m sorry I didn’t warn you about the Steve cootties, happy?
Kelly Fox: Yes.
Adam Knite: In my defense, I didn’t think you were going to walk around half naked with it on though.
Kelly Fox: Shush…. I’m taking a shower now….. you go back to being all gross with your Steve Awesome riddled belt.
{Adam shakes his head as the sound of the shower kicking on can be heard in the background. Adam doesn’t go back to reading the book like you all must be assuming he did. Now he looks up into the camera that suddenly and inexplicably becomes aware to him. Adam looks down at the bed between his knees as he begins “thinking” out loud.}
Adam Knite: There’s always a time for everything. A time to be serious a time to be playful, a time to crack a good joke. There are constantly coming and going moments in time when a particular action is not only needed be completely desired for at that instance. For example… cracking a your momma joke to a person whose mother just passed… not exactly a desirable time. There’s a time, and most assuredly there’s also a place.
Take Falcon for example, there will be an absolute perfect time for him to be nCw world champion, where everything comes together and he scales the mountain. Because he’s insanely talented and will earn his 15 seconds of fame. Do you think it’s weird that I’d be complimenting my opponent? Get over it, any fool can see Falcon has talent, I wouldn’t have chosen him for the Revolution if he didn’t. I can admit that with Falcon the sky is the limit, and I wouldn’t put it past him that he could figure out how to get higher than that.
However; Now, is not the time. You see.. I’m not done with this belt just yet. It may be covered in the germs of an egotistical oversexed white guy, but it still has value. It’s still something I plan on clinging to, as if my life depended on it. It doesn’t, but that’s how I plan on defending it. It’s still my time in the sun you see, it’s still my time to shine, for the masses to look up to in respect, my time. Falcon wants his moment, I understand that, who wouldn’t? He feels that it’s finally his turn, I can understand that, he’s been a hard worker, however, he’s gravely mistaken if he believes that I’m going to stand back and let him pussy foot around and mooch in on my time.
When will it be your turn? I don’t know, I can’t answer that. I couldn’t even see when my moment was coming up, I just felt it. I knew something special was going to happen when I started out on this mission and I still feel that there is still more to give, that’s why I’m fighting with everything I have to keep this title, that’s why I keep coming back, that’s why I refuse to die…. Because nCw still needs Adam Knite.
You think people tune in to see some bird and his flock prance around on their TV screens like nerds at a Star Trek convention? You think the nCw fans want to see a guy who used to think he was a comic book villain, somebody who claims to be a dark unknown god, and some never was schmuck taking orders from a bird? Please, they want to see action, they want suspense, they want what I bring. I keep those butts in their seats, I punch every one of those tickets that are sold. Not you, not your little camp fire circle you have going on, Adam Knite.
You wanna know why nobody has stopped me up until now? Because they couldn’t, they weren’t good enough, they weren’t ready for this. Like I’ve said a million times over, to ears that refused to listen… I know better than you. I’m not on my throne because I was a naive man who stumbled upon it and sat down. If there is anything that Lance Ryan taught me while we were partners is that when you find your moment…. Hold onto it. Keep it… do whatever it takes. The two longest reigning nCw champions used the same motto to get ahead in this game…. Is it a coincidence or is it the fact that we simply know better than you plebeians? Don’t be a moron… you know that’s a rhetorical question.
Look, this Sunday may be some big special show for you Falcon, it may be “your event” it may be a lot of things to a lot of people. To me.. it’s just another Sunday. It’s just another pay per view where I have to go into that ring and crush the dreams of another up and comer. It’s the same routine every month, I tell you you’re not going to win, you act like I’ve committed some appealing sin against humanity, then I win, just like I said I would. **yawn**. When is this shtick going to get all for all of you? Despite the fact that Battle Grounds is coming live from my backyard, despite the fact that I’ll be the hometown hero returning to the crowd with the world title snug around my waist… it’s still just another show to me.
Have I become a little jaded? Sure, why not. Crushing the spirits of starry eyed youths has become more like something I do out of habit then it does some epic battle between good and evil. The only person who incited any kind of reaction out of my recently was Bates and people wonder why I shook his hand and saved him from Jason. He’s going to be the next big thing, he knows what it takes to survive here. Does that mean I’m some kind of new friendly cuddly Adam Knite? Hell no, I’m still sitting on my throne, I’m still wearing this crown, and I’m honestly just better than you. You don’t like the truth? Who cares.
….. Deal with it.
{Adam’s eyes look up into the camera as his head remains motionless, he glares into the camera with a foreboding look. Suddenly the bathroom door swings open and interrupts the moment. Kelly walks in with a towel wrapped around here.}
Kelly Fox: Adam… who are you talking to?!
{Adam smiles as he never takes his eyes off the camera.}
Adam Knite: Nobody…. Nobody at all.
{Kelly obviously looks confused by Adam’s comment as we fade to black.}
Kelly Fox: How do I look chump?
Adam Knite: Way better than Falcon would.
Kelly Fox: Well no crap, I have boobs, you say anything is better as long as boobs are involved.
Adam Knite: See now, if I were a smart***, I’d say “Falcon’s boobs are almost as big as yours” and make your point moot. But I’m not a jerk like that.
{Kelly’s eyes narrow as she looks at Adam with some mock rage.}
Kelly Fox: You listen here pal.
{Kelly climbs onto the bed and stands over Adam, she looks down at him and smiles.}
Kelly Fox: I’m the world champion now, I deserve some respect ya know.
Adam Knite: And you do realize that belt was once around the waistes of Steve Awesome and Xavier Williams right?
{Kelly’s eyes bug out of her head as she looks down at the gold strap around her waist, nothing protecting her from touching it except a thin piece of lacey material. She hurridly rips the belt off and throws it before she jumps down off the bad.}
Kelly Fox: OH MY GOD!
Adam Knite: **laughing**
Kelly Fox: It burns!!
{Kelly runs in a dead sprint to the bathroom where the sound of hot water rolling from the faucet fills the room, followed by the sends of intense rubbing, and not the good type of intense rubbing either. Kelly screams out from the bathroom as Adam continues his giggle fit.}
Kelly Fox: HOW COULD YOU LET ME WEAR THAT THING!? GEEZUS!!
Adam Knite: oh come on Kel, the first thing I did when I won it was disinfect it.
Kelly Fox: I Don’t care! There’s no telling what kind of undiscovered diseases are on that thing.. I can’t believe you wear it!
{At that moment the sounds of thousands of nCw fans boys laughing at the irony of Kelly worrying about catching a disease can be heard. However, nobody cares about these people’s opinions or views because they are simply meaningless, especially to Adam.}
Adam Knite: If I say I’m sorry, will that make you feel better?
Kelly Fox: NO! of course not! Maybe… sure.
Adam Knite: **laughs** Alright, I’m sorry I didn’t warn you about the Steve cootties, happy?
Kelly Fox: Yes.
Adam Knite: In my defense, I didn’t think you were going to walk around half naked with it on though.
Kelly Fox: Shush…. I’m taking a shower now….. you go back to being all gross with your Steve Awesome riddled belt.
{Adam shakes his head as the sound of the shower kicking on can be heard in the background. Adam doesn’t go back to reading the book like you all must be assuming he did. Now he looks up into the camera that suddenly and inexplicably becomes aware to him. Adam looks down at the bed between his knees as he begins “thinking” out loud.}
Adam Knite: There’s always a time for everything. A time to be serious a time to be playful, a time to crack a good joke. There are constantly coming and going moments in time when a particular action is not only needed be completely desired for at that instance. For example… cracking a your momma joke to a person whose mother just passed… not exactly a desirable time. There’s a time, and most assuredly there’s also a place.
Take Falcon for example, there will be an absolute perfect time for him to be nCw world champion, where everything comes together and he scales the mountain. Because he’s insanely talented and will earn his 15 seconds of fame. Do you think it’s weird that I’d be complimenting my opponent? Get over it, any fool can see Falcon has talent, I wouldn’t have chosen him for the Revolution if he didn’t. I can admit that with Falcon the sky is the limit, and I wouldn’t put it past him that he could figure out how to get higher than that.
However; Now, is not the time. You see.. I’m not done with this belt just yet. It may be covered in the germs of an egotistical oversexed white guy, but it still has value. It’s still something I plan on clinging to, as if my life depended on it. It doesn’t, but that’s how I plan on defending it. It’s still my time in the sun you see, it’s still my time to shine, for the masses to look up to in respect, my time. Falcon wants his moment, I understand that, who wouldn’t? He feels that it’s finally his turn, I can understand that, he’s been a hard worker, however, he’s gravely mistaken if he believes that I’m going to stand back and let him pussy foot around and mooch in on my time.
When will it be your turn? I don’t know, I can’t answer that. I couldn’t even see when my moment was coming up, I just felt it. I knew something special was going to happen when I started out on this mission and I still feel that there is still more to give, that’s why I’m fighting with everything I have to keep this title, that’s why I keep coming back, that’s why I refuse to die…. Because nCw still needs Adam Knite.
You think people tune in to see some bird and his flock prance around on their TV screens like nerds at a Star Trek convention? You think the nCw fans want to see a guy who used to think he was a comic book villain, somebody who claims to be a dark unknown god, and some never was schmuck taking orders from a bird? Please, they want to see action, they want suspense, they want what I bring. I keep those butts in their seats, I punch every one of those tickets that are sold. Not you, not your little camp fire circle you have going on, Adam Knite.
You wanna know why nobody has stopped me up until now? Because they couldn’t, they weren’t good enough, they weren’t ready for this. Like I’ve said a million times over, to ears that refused to listen… I know better than you. I’m not on my throne because I was a naive man who stumbled upon it and sat down. If there is anything that Lance Ryan taught me while we were partners is that when you find your moment…. Hold onto it. Keep it… do whatever it takes. The two longest reigning nCw champions used the same motto to get ahead in this game…. Is it a coincidence or is it the fact that we simply know better than you plebeians? Don’t be a moron… you know that’s a rhetorical question.
Look, this Sunday may be some big special show for you Falcon, it may be “your event” it may be a lot of things to a lot of people. To me.. it’s just another Sunday. It’s just another pay per view where I have to go into that ring and crush the dreams of another up and comer. It’s the same routine every month, I tell you you’re not going to win, you act like I’ve committed some appealing sin against humanity, then I win, just like I said I would. **yawn**. When is this shtick going to get all for all of you? Despite the fact that Battle Grounds is coming live from my backyard, despite the fact that I’ll be the hometown hero returning to the crowd with the world title snug around my waist… it’s still just another show to me.
Have I become a little jaded? Sure, why not. Crushing the spirits of starry eyed youths has become more like something I do out of habit then it does some epic battle between good and evil. The only person who incited any kind of reaction out of my recently was Bates and people wonder why I shook his hand and saved him from Jason. He’s going to be the next big thing, he knows what it takes to survive here. Does that mean I’m some kind of new friendly cuddly Adam Knite? Hell no, I’m still sitting on my throne, I’m still wearing this crown, and I’m honestly just better than you. You don’t like the truth? Who cares.
….. Deal with it.
{Adam’s eyes look up into the camera as his head remains motionless, he glares into the camera with a foreboding look. Suddenly the bathroom door swings open and interrupts the moment. Kelly walks in with a towel wrapped around here.}
Kelly Fox: Adam… who are you talking to?!
{Adam smiles as he never takes his eyes off the camera.}
Adam Knite: Nobody…. Nobody at all.
{Kelly obviously looks confused by Adam’s comment as we fade to black.}
