Post by Ricky Johnson on Sept 12, 2009 3:47:52 GMT -6
{This is good coffee.}
Roxi - What 'cha doing?
{I wonder what she puts in this?}
Ricky - People watching.
Roxi - Sounds like fun.
Ricky - I get to pick out tiny things that no one notices about people until you actually bring it up.
Roxi - Or they won't say out loud.
Ricky - ...I like my definition better.
{Look at this guy. Who still wears trucker caps? }
Roxi - So, you concerned yet?
{That...is an amazing mullet. Well played sir.}
Roxi - I take that as a no.
Ricky - What do I have to be concerned about? Brad Kane?
Roxi - He is your opponent you know.
{Oh, out of date jersey guy. I don't think Drew Bledsoe plays for Dallas anymore.}
Ricky - Yeah, I know. I mean, most people think Brad is just gonna run right over me. I like to let them think that.
Roxi - But you are gonna say something right? I mean he's cut two promos on you.
{Ok, those guys, better be in a movie, because 1950's style dress, went out in, well 40 years ago. Retro is like '90's style.}
Ricky - I'm well aware of Brad Kane's recent works. I'm just not all gung-ho to start trash talking my opponent until I can really get a good look. And with all this people watching, it's hard.
Roxi - How long have you been at this?
Ricky - A few days.
Roxi - What are you, the fashion police?
{I would be good at it. Ugh...look at this, a Twilight shirt. What a loser.
Ricky - Heck, It's just too easy to do this. I mean, I do need time to relax.
Roxi - Well, Brad Kane seems to think you're a pushover.
Ricky - I figured he did. He's Brad Kane after all, he doesn't know any better. It's best just to leave him alone and tell him to color.
{Seriously, this coffee is great.}
Ricky - I've heard Brad Kane, he seems like a normal guy, he's got problems just like everybody else. The only thing I see wrong with him is he's a little factually challenged.
Roxi - How so?
Ricky - Well, for one, He said I was the X-treme champion at one point. I'm pretty sure I would remember that, and I'm definatly sure I never was. Good try, though. I know I've won so many titles that it hard to keep track but, a little research is all I ask. I have been X-Division champion, National champion, and tag team champion. I was never actually the X-treme champion, although I can swing a chair. I find it a little uncivilized for my tastes, but I digress. Ironically the winner of this match is the new number one contender for that very title. Like Brad, It's not the title I'm after in particular, but another belt to the collection would be a nice piece of history I would have to myself.
{Now she's more interested in watching people than me.}
Ricky - Are you listening?
Roxi - Huh? I'm looking at this girl's dress...it's hideous.
Ricky - I mean, I'm going off on Brad Kane of all people. Brother of Spike...I think. How many Kane's are there anyway? Bah, it doesn't matter, only Brad matters to me. But, as he said, he's not always been Brad Kane. Reckless Jack was his ring name. I mean, could there be any more wrestlers with the initials "RJ" It's absurd to think about sometimes. But Brad has this whole issue with not knowing who he is. With as many names as he's had, I'm suprised he can remember them all.
Roxi - Look at those shoes, they totally don't match that outfit.
{I may have made a mistake letting her in on this.}
Ricky - Uh, Brad Kane, remember?
{I need more coffee. I got a feeling it's gonna be a long time before she's done }
Roxi - What? oh, I know. That Brad Kane. Such a crazy guy.
Ricky - Yes, but I don't see how this is such a huge match. And how everyone is betting against me. Apparently Brad Kane has done wonders here. But, he's usually around for a cup of coffee before he leaves, or retires, and then un-retires. Or is that Spike? Or both? They're both almost indistinguishable from one another. Such a lack of originality. I know everyone is saying this is almost make or break for my career, but I've faced bigger.
{Milo Holland}
Ricky - Stronger
{The Ace}
Ricky - Faster
{Angel}
Ricky - And I've found a way to come out on top. I cannot see an outcome where Brad beats me, not that I don't respect him, because he is a hell of a fighter. I can't really take anything away from him, but I mean, what's on his resume? He's won all of zero titles, and hasn't stuck around long enough to be involved in anything that people remember. So, If anything I'd say that Brad Kane is the underdog.
{Look at her, just people watching.}
Roxi - Are those giant shorts or tiny pants?
{Wha-?}
Ricky - Who still wears those?
Roxi - Isn't that the guy from Depece Mode?
Ricky - Wait where?
{What?}
Ricky - He with a girl?
Roxi - Yeah, I saw a whole thing on him on VH1. He's totally straight.
Ricky - But, he's in Depece Mode. That's impossible.
Roxi - Straight.
Ricky - I don't buy it.
{I stand by that.}
Roxi - I dunno. I'm getting bored. Maybe you should wrap this up.
{Maybe she'll make more coffee!}
Ricky - Ok.
{Here goes}
Ricky - Well Brad, It's come down to you and me. Winner gets a shot at the X-treme title. I respect you in the ring, but as far as this match goes, I figure you'll just waste the opportunity anyway and ether lose to Sexy Jason, or just walk away in one of you 30 mid-life crisies. It's something I can't afford, nor nCw. So Brad, I know we'll tear the house down, and make everyone remember, and although you may think that you've got an upperhand, all you've got is an identity crisis and a short attention span. You've won no titles, enjoyed almost no success, and now all of a sudden, with me being the first man to hold 3 seperate nCw titles, and a wave a success against big names, I'm the underdog? I'm gonna prove to you why I'm probably the most clutch man in this envoinment. and Why am going to become the next number one contender to the X-treme title. Brad, you really have two choices, Burn out...or Fade Away
Roxi - That was good.
Ricky - I know, haven't used those in a while.
Roxi - Still, could have been better.
Ricky - Oh really?
Roxi - Yup.
{This woman is un-...}
Ricky - Look at that guy!
Roxi - Omg god is that...
Ricky & Roxi - A FANNY PACK?
Ricky - We gotta get outta here.
{More Coffee?}
Ricky - Hey, are you gonna make more Coffee?
Roxi - What 'cha doing?
{I wonder what she puts in this?}
Ricky - People watching.
Roxi - Sounds like fun.
Ricky - I get to pick out tiny things that no one notices about people until you actually bring it up.
Roxi - Or they won't say out loud.
Ricky - ...I like my definition better.
{Look at this guy. Who still wears trucker caps? }
Roxi - So, you concerned yet?
{That...is an amazing mullet. Well played sir.}
Roxi - I take that as a no.
Ricky - What do I have to be concerned about? Brad Kane?
Roxi - He is your opponent you know.
{Oh, out of date jersey guy. I don't think Drew Bledsoe plays for Dallas anymore.}
Ricky - Yeah, I know. I mean, most people think Brad is just gonna run right over me. I like to let them think that.
Roxi - But you are gonna say something right? I mean he's cut two promos on you.
{Ok, those guys, better be in a movie, because 1950's style dress, went out in, well 40 years ago. Retro is like '90's style.}
Ricky - I'm well aware of Brad Kane's recent works. I'm just not all gung-ho to start trash talking my opponent until I can really get a good look. And with all this people watching, it's hard.
Roxi - How long have you been at this?
Ricky - A few days.
Roxi - What are you, the fashion police?
{I would be good at it. Ugh...look at this, a Twilight shirt. What a loser.
Ricky - Heck, It's just too easy to do this. I mean, I do need time to relax.
Roxi - Well, Brad Kane seems to think you're a pushover.
Ricky - I figured he did. He's Brad Kane after all, he doesn't know any better. It's best just to leave him alone and tell him to color.
{Seriously, this coffee is great.}
Ricky - I've heard Brad Kane, he seems like a normal guy, he's got problems just like everybody else. The only thing I see wrong with him is he's a little factually challenged.
Roxi - How so?
Ricky - Well, for one, He said I was the X-treme champion at one point. I'm pretty sure I would remember that, and I'm definatly sure I never was. Good try, though. I know I've won so many titles that it hard to keep track but, a little research is all I ask. I have been X-Division champion, National champion, and tag team champion. I was never actually the X-treme champion, although I can swing a chair. I find it a little uncivilized for my tastes, but I digress. Ironically the winner of this match is the new number one contender for that very title. Like Brad, It's not the title I'm after in particular, but another belt to the collection would be a nice piece of history I would have to myself.
{Now she's more interested in watching people than me.}
Ricky - Are you listening?
Roxi - Huh? I'm looking at this girl's dress...it's hideous.
Ricky - I mean, I'm going off on Brad Kane of all people. Brother of Spike...I think. How many Kane's are there anyway? Bah, it doesn't matter, only Brad matters to me. But, as he said, he's not always been Brad Kane. Reckless Jack was his ring name. I mean, could there be any more wrestlers with the initials "RJ" It's absurd to think about sometimes. But Brad has this whole issue with not knowing who he is. With as many names as he's had, I'm suprised he can remember them all.
Roxi - Look at those shoes, they totally don't match that outfit.
{I may have made a mistake letting her in on this.}
Ricky - Uh, Brad Kane, remember?
{I need more coffee. I got a feeling it's gonna be a long time before she's done }
Roxi - What? oh, I know. That Brad Kane. Such a crazy guy.
Ricky - Yes, but I don't see how this is such a huge match. And how everyone is betting against me. Apparently Brad Kane has done wonders here. But, he's usually around for a cup of coffee before he leaves, or retires, and then un-retires. Or is that Spike? Or both? They're both almost indistinguishable from one another. Such a lack of originality. I know everyone is saying this is almost make or break for my career, but I've faced bigger.
{Milo Holland}
Ricky - Stronger
{The Ace}
Ricky - Faster
{Angel}
Ricky - And I've found a way to come out on top. I cannot see an outcome where Brad beats me, not that I don't respect him, because he is a hell of a fighter. I can't really take anything away from him, but I mean, what's on his resume? He's won all of zero titles, and hasn't stuck around long enough to be involved in anything that people remember. So, If anything I'd say that Brad Kane is the underdog.
{Look at her, just people watching.}
Roxi - Are those giant shorts or tiny pants?
{Wha-?}
Ricky - Who still wears those?
Roxi - Isn't that the guy from Depece Mode?
Ricky - Wait where?
{What?}
Ricky - He with a girl?
Roxi - Yeah, I saw a whole thing on him on VH1. He's totally straight.
Ricky - But, he's in Depece Mode. That's impossible.
Roxi - Straight.
Ricky - I don't buy it.
{I stand by that.}
Roxi - I dunno. I'm getting bored. Maybe you should wrap this up.
{Maybe she'll make more coffee!}
Ricky - Ok.
{Here goes}
Ricky - Well Brad, It's come down to you and me. Winner gets a shot at the X-treme title. I respect you in the ring, but as far as this match goes, I figure you'll just waste the opportunity anyway and ether lose to Sexy Jason, or just walk away in one of you 30 mid-life crisies. It's something I can't afford, nor nCw. So Brad, I know we'll tear the house down, and make everyone remember, and although you may think that you've got an upperhand, all you've got is an identity crisis and a short attention span. You've won no titles, enjoyed almost no success, and now all of a sudden, with me being the first man to hold 3 seperate nCw titles, and a wave a success against big names, I'm the underdog? I'm gonna prove to you why I'm probably the most clutch man in this envoinment. and Why am going to become the next number one contender to the X-treme title. Brad, you really have two choices, Burn out...or Fade Away
Roxi - That was good.
Ricky - I know, haven't used those in a while.
Roxi - Still, could have been better.
Ricky - Oh really?
Roxi - Yup.
{This woman is un-...}
Ricky - Look at that guy!
Roxi - Omg god is that...
Ricky & Roxi - A FANNY PACK?
Ricky - We gotta get outta here.
{More Coffee?}
Ricky - Hey, are you gonna make more Coffee?
