Post by Spike Kane on Sept 12, 2009 15:10:55 GMT -6
Why?
I never thought I’d get tired of hearing one word so much in my entire life. Everybody has been jumping at me ever since I dropped the bombshell, ever since I showed my brother how weak he truly is. You see nobody ever tries to think of a reason and ask if they are right, nobody tries to solve the puzzle, the riddle, the case. Not like those tv shows where people try and guess the ending then get pissed off when they actually do guess it.
No, not at all.
All they want to know is one simple thing.
Why?
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This is a joke right? Leonard Fox is trying to be a funny man right? I mean there is no way in hell I was overlooked when the Battlegrounds card was booked!? This is stupid....if ever there were a cause to prove the name of our faction it is this. A hall of famer, former world, tag and national champion....forgotten when they book the card. However the bull doesn’t stop there, no no no....Leo realised his mistake and when he realised the draws he would lose without The Spiked One on the card he booked me into a match as quickly as possible....for Wired.
This is a joke right?
I don’t get it, I don’t understand what I need to do for this *** damn mickey mouse federation to take me seriously. Have I not spilled enough blood? Destroyed enough men? Caused the careers of so many to come to a crashing hault? Or maybe that’s just it? I haven’t they want more, because they know I will deliver, maybe that is the reason for me being in a match with such no name losers? I mean besides Hammond who, let’s face it, is slipping further and further into nothingness....we have what? Yet another preacher running around telling us how naughty we all are and that we won’t get any presents from Father Christmas? And Tommy Victor? Excuse my French America, but...who the f**k is Tommy Victor!?
Ok, I know thats a rather vague and disregarding way of looking at things, but come on. Do you honestly expect me to take this match seriously? Jack Hammond....last time I fought you was yet another multi-man match. Yourself, Joe Everyman, and myself. Remember that? It was to become number one contender for Steve Awesome’s national title. Yeah, I walked out the victor, AGAIN, but when it came to crunch time Steve beat me, again. So now what? Because I lost and was injured I’m thrown down the card once again? Thrown down because Leonard Fox is a *** damn douchebag? Because he favours his cool little stooges who do everything that he asks them to rather than defying authority, standing out and becoming their own men? Come on, what a crock of s**t. Jack Hammond had his five minutes of fame, for all intents and purposes the Hamster’s career is over. You know....I think if people really want me to prove a point, maybe ending the career of the Hamster once and for all could be the right move.
Victor though.....Tommy Victor. Kinda reminds me of myself, except for the fact that he sucks like donkey balls. I have to respect anyone who finds their home amongst the hardcore matches of this federation, because ever since I came here it has certainly stepped up. Hardcore no longer means chairs and stop signs, it means barbed wire, pints of bloodloss and career threatening injuries. Yeah, I respect that...but don’t get your head all full of thoughts and ideas Tommy because quite frankly you pale in comparison to me. You might find yourself a bit of a hardcore specialist, but I...am the GOD of XTREME! I have defeated the most violent and craziest people nCw has to offer. In my mind Dark Prophet has never been the same since I defeated him last year, and merely weeks after I defeat him again he’s brought into an Insane Asylum? Yeah, Prophet is a hack, exposed by me. Let’s not get in to the likes of Vertigo “Douchebag” Dirtmurder, and Jack Manson. I single handedly quelled the wave of “Ultra-Violence” I am a Hall of Famer for a reason Tommy, I was World Champion for a reason and I don’t really have any dislike for you....yeah you suck right now, but you have potential for the future, and who better to learn off than The Spiked One himself, huh?
But ah....Gabriel. You know, I really f**king hate you. Why? Because you took one of my favourite Avenged Sevenfold songs and tainted it by using it as your entrance music, dude....corruption much? Come on! Jesus freaks like you shouldn’t be listening to heavy metal anyway man, you should be all holed up in church singing those boring so-called “songs of praise” to your imaginary friend. Because come on, a friend once explained it best to me....if I were to talk to an imaginary friend I’d be locked up alongside Dark Prophet but if I said it was God himself, then nobody would even blink, they’d accept it. What a retarded world we live in, eh? You’re a leech Gabriel, you feed off of America’s over the top need for religion, belief and forgiveness. People like you prey on the innocents of this world. Dumb as f**k, but innocent nonertheless, people like you disgust me more than any other Gabriel. Man up, stop hiding behind your con and your gimmick and come out and fight. Don’t worry I’m expecting one, and I’ll deliver one, because I’m more than a little pissed off....and sadly for you three your all in my crosshairs.
I’m not going to wish any of you luck, because I will destroy you all.
However, if you have any? You’ll most certainly need it.
For I am Spike Kane.
The God of Xtreme.
All....Bloody....Hail!
I never thought I’d get tired of hearing one word so much in my entire life. Everybody has been jumping at me ever since I dropped the bombshell, ever since I showed my brother how weak he truly is. You see nobody ever tries to think of a reason and ask if they are right, nobody tries to solve the puzzle, the riddle, the case. Not like those tv shows where people try and guess the ending then get pissed off when they actually do guess it.
No, not at all.
All they want to know is one simple thing.
Why?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This is a joke right? Leonard Fox is trying to be a funny man right? I mean there is no way in hell I was overlooked when the Battlegrounds card was booked!? This is stupid....if ever there were a cause to prove the name of our faction it is this. A hall of famer, former world, tag and national champion....forgotten when they book the card. However the bull doesn’t stop there, no no no....Leo realised his mistake and when he realised the draws he would lose without The Spiked One on the card he booked me into a match as quickly as possible....for Wired.
This is a joke right?
I don’t get it, I don’t understand what I need to do for this *** damn mickey mouse federation to take me seriously. Have I not spilled enough blood? Destroyed enough men? Caused the careers of so many to come to a crashing hault? Or maybe that’s just it? I haven’t they want more, because they know I will deliver, maybe that is the reason for me being in a match with such no name losers? I mean besides Hammond who, let’s face it, is slipping further and further into nothingness....we have what? Yet another preacher running around telling us how naughty we all are and that we won’t get any presents from Father Christmas? And Tommy Victor? Excuse my French America, but...who the f**k is Tommy Victor!?
Ok, I know thats a rather vague and disregarding way of looking at things, but come on. Do you honestly expect me to take this match seriously? Jack Hammond....last time I fought you was yet another multi-man match. Yourself, Joe Everyman, and myself. Remember that? It was to become number one contender for Steve Awesome’s national title. Yeah, I walked out the victor, AGAIN, but when it came to crunch time Steve beat me, again. So now what? Because I lost and was injured I’m thrown down the card once again? Thrown down because Leonard Fox is a *** damn douchebag? Because he favours his cool little stooges who do everything that he asks them to rather than defying authority, standing out and becoming their own men? Come on, what a crock of s**t. Jack Hammond had his five minutes of fame, for all intents and purposes the Hamster’s career is over. You know....I think if people really want me to prove a point, maybe ending the career of the Hamster once and for all could be the right move.
Victor though.....Tommy Victor. Kinda reminds me of myself, except for the fact that he sucks like donkey balls. I have to respect anyone who finds their home amongst the hardcore matches of this federation, because ever since I came here it has certainly stepped up. Hardcore no longer means chairs and stop signs, it means barbed wire, pints of bloodloss and career threatening injuries. Yeah, I respect that...but don’t get your head all full of thoughts and ideas Tommy because quite frankly you pale in comparison to me. You might find yourself a bit of a hardcore specialist, but I...am the GOD of XTREME! I have defeated the most violent and craziest people nCw has to offer. In my mind Dark Prophet has never been the same since I defeated him last year, and merely weeks after I defeat him again he’s brought into an Insane Asylum? Yeah, Prophet is a hack, exposed by me. Let’s not get in to the likes of Vertigo “Douchebag” Dirtmurder, and Jack Manson. I single handedly quelled the wave of “Ultra-Violence” I am a Hall of Famer for a reason Tommy, I was World Champion for a reason and I don’t really have any dislike for you....yeah you suck right now, but you have potential for the future, and who better to learn off than The Spiked One himself, huh?
But ah....Gabriel. You know, I really f**king hate you. Why? Because you took one of my favourite Avenged Sevenfold songs and tainted it by using it as your entrance music, dude....corruption much? Come on! Jesus freaks like you shouldn’t be listening to heavy metal anyway man, you should be all holed up in church singing those boring so-called “songs of praise” to your imaginary friend. Because come on, a friend once explained it best to me....if I were to talk to an imaginary friend I’d be locked up alongside Dark Prophet but if I said it was God himself, then nobody would even blink, they’d accept it. What a retarded world we live in, eh? You’re a leech Gabriel, you feed off of America’s over the top need for religion, belief and forgiveness. People like you prey on the innocents of this world. Dumb as f**k, but innocent nonertheless, people like you disgust me more than any other Gabriel. Man up, stop hiding behind your con and your gimmick and come out and fight. Don’t worry I’m expecting one, and I’ll deliver one, because I’m more than a little pissed off....and sadly for you three your all in my crosshairs.
I’m not going to wish any of you luck, because I will destroy you all.
However, if you have any? You’ll most certainly need it.
For I am Spike Kane.
The God of Xtreme.
All....Bloody....Hail!
