Post by Ron Gibson on Oct 13, 2009 22:19:49 GMT -6
**As the theme from terminator in the background plays. Ron is sitting in the mobile locker room looking out the window. He lets a single tear down his face... as they drive by broken down ruins of some trailer park that was demolished some days ago. Ron hugs his title, as curtis walks by.**
Ron: Days... days ago this was a blooming place. People sitting infront of their trailer homes wearing bikini's... Some spraying their lawn with water trying to rebuild the dead grass they ran over the night before... It was a place of hope... There was no despair. There is despair all around here now... I cry for those without homes. I cry for that little girl playing with broken shards of glass. Not knowing that her life is in her hand, not knowing it's better to cross the street and not run down the road. Skynet... has ruined the lives of many but it will take two guys to end it all.
Curtis: What the hell are you talking about?
Ron: Just look out this window... Ruined. Demolishing trucks just drove themselves and took out all the families in this sick little community. Skynet... controlled. Skynet.... is murders. It's our job to take out their head. I mean he's not fulling anyone. Terminus? Huh... foolish if he thinks we're stupid enough to be blinded by his identity.
Curtis: .....
Ron: Soak it in.... Terminus is a terminator. He was sent to destroy the world. How does one destroy the world curtis? No... not by taking out the scum. Not by destroying trailer homes.... trailer trash... NO! He's doing it to merely distract us, to get on my sensitive side. It hurts watching peoples lives being destroyed. But what would hurt them more? Losing a trailer home that is pretty trashy to begin with. I'm not even sure why they stick home on the end. It's a gloried living portapotty. The point is.... would that matter more or would them seeing their hero's.... Dirty Deal lose the titles hit home more?
Curtis: .....
Ron: I know... speechless. It makes sense, those weeks ago you lost to terminus. You didn't lose to man, you lost to machine. He tricked you, he tricked ncw management. Then again with people like sapson and sheballz running this place. They probably knew... they probably set this up so we would lose the titles. Little do they know, if we lose these titles. The world might as well end. Since we have the most powerful titles in the world, it's the only thing keeping skynet from getting complete control. Terminus... we will expose you for the sham you are. We will show the people, they will jump on our sides. Terminus.... prepare to be terminated.
Curtis: I knew it. I knew it was a bad thing to sign with skynet those months back. I should have known they were just leaching onto our power.
Ron: Sunday... we take skynet out. We rebuild the trash that is bottom of the barrel America. As for william spencer....
**Ron pulls his pants up, grabs the title, and wipes his tears away. He shoves curtis kanyon, who is a bit taken back after what just happened.**
Ron: You remember this guy right? Willy... that's what we called him in the land of hardcore. I assume he thinks a different company means a different result. He never won the big one over there. Now since he knows these belts are the most powerful piece of gold in the world. He figures... falcon who? Tag team is where it's at. I can just grab someone off the street and beat the best. Funny...
Curtis: He claims the little things don't matter.
Ron: He's not a tag team wrestler, he's a wrestler pretending to be a tag team wrestler. Just to get his failing hands on the gold that we already driven up the road to get. Anything willy touches, turn to immediate fail. Tagging in terminus, well he will kill two problems with one stone. Overloading that human impersonator, overloading their chances at taking what matters most. You don't want to have cute little names for each other? A team song? A team attitude? It's the little things that count willy. The little things that make us dirty deal. Sure we're never going to have an hour mat classic with the best.... but we will beatdown the best for an hour.
Curtis: I sure as hell hope he's claiming to be the best.
Ron: He is.... that's what willy spencer does. Even if he is, it's not going to take that long.
Curtis: That's what his wife said.
Ron: ZING! Thankfully when he had sex with her, he didn't turn her to ****. She's still a pretty thing to look at.
Curtis: Maybe he never sealed the deal. Anything he touches turns to ****... meaning she would be losing every night. Fat... ugly... plastic surgery face... basically on her knees to even keep a job.
Ron: Quite obvious. If he did, he probably did it in a bubble. Alot safer than the condom. It's good for stopping your every day disease but not stopping him for just being disgusting all over her and filling her with a life of misery. We're dirty and all but he's just disgusting.
Curtis: Hitting him with a filthy compromise would actually do him justice. And not just dislocate his spinal column. Doing that, well then he would do what's expected of him.
Ron: Drive around in a wheelchair like a mindless cripple talking about the days he main evented and lost 15 world title matches.
Curtis: Such a shame.
Ron: Such a sham, rejuvenated? Ha... sunday is only going to remind you of how much you suck as a wrestler. No how many times you press that refresh key, page will always not be displayed.
Curtis: Renew? Renew everyone's faith that dirty deal is the big time. Soon we will be taking the top slot as main eventers.
Ron: Just as soon as we shut skynet down, destroy the terminator and terminate the dreamer. Sunday will be a sunshine day....
Curtis: everybody's laughin
Ron: sunshine day
Curtis: everybody seems so happy today...
Ron: It's a sunshine day!
**We fade out before we hear more of Dirty Deal presents Classic Brady Tunes.**
Ron: Days... days ago this was a blooming place. People sitting infront of their trailer homes wearing bikini's... Some spraying their lawn with water trying to rebuild the dead grass they ran over the night before... It was a place of hope... There was no despair. There is despair all around here now... I cry for those without homes. I cry for that little girl playing with broken shards of glass. Not knowing that her life is in her hand, not knowing it's better to cross the street and not run down the road. Skynet... has ruined the lives of many but it will take two guys to end it all.
Curtis: What the hell are you talking about?
Ron: Just look out this window... Ruined. Demolishing trucks just drove themselves and took out all the families in this sick little community. Skynet... controlled. Skynet.... is murders. It's our job to take out their head. I mean he's not fulling anyone. Terminus? Huh... foolish if he thinks we're stupid enough to be blinded by his identity.
Curtis: .....
Ron: Soak it in.... Terminus is a terminator. He was sent to destroy the world. How does one destroy the world curtis? No... not by taking out the scum. Not by destroying trailer homes.... trailer trash... NO! He's doing it to merely distract us, to get on my sensitive side. It hurts watching peoples lives being destroyed. But what would hurt them more? Losing a trailer home that is pretty trashy to begin with. I'm not even sure why they stick home on the end. It's a gloried living portapotty. The point is.... would that matter more or would them seeing their hero's.... Dirty Deal lose the titles hit home more?
Curtis: .....
Ron: I know... speechless. It makes sense, those weeks ago you lost to terminus. You didn't lose to man, you lost to machine. He tricked you, he tricked ncw management. Then again with people like sapson and sheballz running this place. They probably knew... they probably set this up so we would lose the titles. Little do they know, if we lose these titles. The world might as well end. Since we have the most powerful titles in the world, it's the only thing keeping skynet from getting complete control. Terminus... we will expose you for the sham you are. We will show the people, they will jump on our sides. Terminus.... prepare to be terminated.
Curtis: I knew it. I knew it was a bad thing to sign with skynet those months back. I should have known they were just leaching onto our power.
Ron: Sunday... we take skynet out. We rebuild the trash that is bottom of the barrel America. As for william spencer....
**Ron pulls his pants up, grabs the title, and wipes his tears away. He shoves curtis kanyon, who is a bit taken back after what just happened.**
Ron: You remember this guy right? Willy... that's what we called him in the land of hardcore. I assume he thinks a different company means a different result. He never won the big one over there. Now since he knows these belts are the most powerful piece of gold in the world. He figures... falcon who? Tag team is where it's at. I can just grab someone off the street and beat the best. Funny...
Curtis: He claims the little things don't matter.
Ron: He's not a tag team wrestler, he's a wrestler pretending to be a tag team wrestler. Just to get his failing hands on the gold that we already driven up the road to get. Anything willy touches, turn to immediate fail. Tagging in terminus, well he will kill two problems with one stone. Overloading that human impersonator, overloading their chances at taking what matters most. You don't want to have cute little names for each other? A team song? A team attitude? It's the little things that count willy. The little things that make us dirty deal. Sure we're never going to have an hour mat classic with the best.... but we will beatdown the best for an hour.
Curtis: I sure as hell hope he's claiming to be the best.
Ron: He is.... that's what willy spencer does. Even if he is, it's not going to take that long.
Curtis: That's what his wife said.
Ron: ZING! Thankfully when he had sex with her, he didn't turn her to ****. She's still a pretty thing to look at.
Curtis: Maybe he never sealed the deal. Anything he touches turns to ****... meaning she would be losing every night. Fat... ugly... plastic surgery face... basically on her knees to even keep a job.
Ron: Quite obvious. If he did, he probably did it in a bubble. Alot safer than the condom. It's good for stopping your every day disease but not stopping him for just being disgusting all over her and filling her with a life of misery. We're dirty and all but he's just disgusting.
Curtis: Hitting him with a filthy compromise would actually do him justice. And not just dislocate his spinal column. Doing that, well then he would do what's expected of him.
Ron: Drive around in a wheelchair like a mindless cripple talking about the days he main evented and lost 15 world title matches.
Curtis: Such a shame.
Ron: Such a sham, rejuvenated? Ha... sunday is only going to remind you of how much you suck as a wrestler. No how many times you press that refresh key, page will always not be displayed.
Curtis: Renew? Renew everyone's faith that dirty deal is the big time. Soon we will be taking the top slot as main eventers.
Ron: Just as soon as we shut skynet down, destroy the terminator and terminate the dreamer. Sunday will be a sunshine day....
Curtis: everybody's laughin
Ron: sunshine day
Curtis: everybody seems so happy today...
Ron: It's a sunshine day!
**We fade out before we hear more of Dirty Deal presents Classic Brady Tunes.**