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Post by Sephiroth du Lac on Feb 28, 2010 13:34:57 GMT -6
*Seph rises and grabs up Tommy the cat. He slams his head into the nearby boiler letting a rush of steam shoot out burning his opponent before irish whipping him into a nearby tool rack. The rack gives way and pins Tommy down. The ref counts 1... 2... 3... the tool rack wins!*
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Post by Shane Hunt on Feb 28, 2010 13:43:25 GMT -6
*Paul Star runs in to see Sephiroth standing over a boiler and a slowly burning Tommy*
PS: Erm... You look like you have this one covered. I'll come back later when you've fed.
*Paul turns and runs out of the room, superhero style!*
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Post by Joe Everyman on Mar 1, 2010 2:07:16 GMT -6
Maria Williams walks in, sees the tool rack with the Hardcore belt over it's...woody shoulder. Maria throws a quarter to distract Sephiroth. Maria walks over, kicked the tool rack where it's penis should be, and pins it. ONE...TWO...THR, kickout!
Maria Williams: What the?
The tool rack shifts slightly, causing the break in the pin. Maria stands up, puts on her best Randy Orton face, and shotgun punts the tool rack. Maria covers again. ONE...TWO...THREE!
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Post by Will Washington on Mar 1, 2010 2:13:44 GMT -6
A random passerby sees the lovely Maria laying on the ground, pinning a toolrack. He walks up and taps Maria on the shoulder. She rolls over and he lays down on top of her. 1......2.....3!
Your Winner and New Hardcore Champion: Random Passerby!
He holds his title tight as his face shows an almost horrifying look. The kind you get when you blow your load. He looks back down at Maria.
"Should I call you sometime?"
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Post by Shane Hunt on Mar 1, 2010 14:32:50 GMT -6
Steve Awesome walks in the room and sees the random passerby holding the Hardcore Championship. Steve knocks the passerby onto his back, and lays on top of him. 1... 2... 3!
Steve stands up, wearing the same blown load expression on his face that the passerby wore about twelve seconds ago. The referee hands Steve the Hardcore Championship.
Steve Awesome: What's this for? I just wanted a quick thrill...
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Post by chris on Mar 6, 2010 20:53:41 GMT -6
"The Epic One" sneaks up behind Steve Awesome and executes a small package and the ref counts...
1
2
3!!!
Winner and 2 time nCw Hardcore Champion, David Epic!!!!!
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Post by Joe Everyman on Jul 20, 2010 21:34:58 GMT -6
Due to whoever the hell's account that is above this one, the nCw Hardcore Championship has been awarded to Bear, the bear from Ron Gibson's RP.
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Post by Andrew Jacobsen on Jul 20, 2010 21:51:42 GMT -6
*Evan Spilchuk tries to roll up the bear. The bear punts him in the balls and covers. 1! 2! 3!*
The bear has retained his Hardcore Title!
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Post by Joe Everyman on Jul 20, 2010 21:59:01 GMT -6
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Post by Charlie Velez on Jul 20, 2010 22:07:33 GMT -6
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Post by Joe Everyman on Jul 21, 2010 0:49:56 GMT -6
*Joe rises up as a zombie... a zombie with a shotgun and an empty stomach. Shoots Insano in the knee, covers. ONE...TWO...THREE!*
Your winner, Zombie Joe Everyman!
*Goes back to nom on Insano's brain*
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Post by Andrew Jacobsen on Jul 21, 2010 1:01:13 GMT -6
*Evan Spilchuk rolls up Zombie Everyman!*
1! 2! 3!
Evan Spilchuk is the new Hardcore Champion! What an upset!
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Post by Joe Everyman on Jul 21, 2010 19:10:24 GMT -6
By sure chance of Evan Spilchuk sucking so much, he randomly explodes. As pieces of his body fall to the ground, Zombie Joe finds the largest piece and covers it. ONE...TWO...THREE!
Zombie Joe Everyman is the new Hardcore Champion. Joe then grabs Evan's skill, scoops the brain out and noms on it.
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Post by The Brothers Holland on Aug 23, 2010 16:16:49 GMT -6
Zombie Joe is hit by the bullbars of a pickup truck. Milo Holland climbs out to see what's going on.
"Aah! Zombie!!"
Milo grabs the nearest blunt instrument, a leg from a recently exploded person it seems, and starts wailing on the Zombie's head. After a while Milo is covered in blood spatter and slightly out of breath as he's satisfied the Zombie is done. He rests for a while, leaning on the corpse of the zombie, unaware that he's pinning him. 1.....2......3.
"Wait... is that Joe?..... Why is there a referee here?...... What do you mean I pinned him?...... What's this?"
Milo picks up the hardcore belt and feels a strange compulsion to hold it over his head. The Legend of Zelda 'You got the thing' music plays. Milo glances back in the truck where Dave is playing Zelda on the game boy. They both shrug.
New Hardcore Champion, Milo Holland!
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Post by Markus E. Reeves on Sept 19, 2010 22:22:56 GMT -6
*Steel chair wrapped in barbed wire and DEATH! on Holland*
1...2...3!
New Hardcore Champion! MARK EVIL!!!
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Freakke
Senior Member
The PunchLine
Posts: 818
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Post by Freakke on Sept 19, 2010 22:51:31 GMT -6
*Freakke walks in and lightly kicks Mark Evil to death* 1,2,3 *A Winner Is Freakke!*
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Post by Mike Honcho on Sept 20, 2010 8:28:23 GMT -6
Freakke is jumping up and down franticly when the Bloodhound Hound dressed in monkey outfits run him. Honcho is walking down the street eating a snow cone and sees the hit and run. He sees that it's Freakke, covers him for the pin 1 2 3.
New champ- Mike Honcho
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Drake Tyson
Junior Member
nCw General Manager
Tempestad = An Illegal
Posts: 440
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Post by Drake Tyson on Sept 20, 2010 16:01:38 GMT -6
*Drake high fives Honcho.*
"Unfortunately we've got rules against being a double champion. So I'm going to have to strip that belt from you and give it to that monkey."
*Hands belt to monkey suit and walks away*
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Post by Joe Everyman on May 21, 2012 1:37:05 GMT -6
*Walks in, picks up the disregarded Hardcore Championship, dusts it off, and walks away*
...this could make a comeback.
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Post by JackHammer on May 21, 2012 21:55:08 GMT -6
*comes running in out of no where and nails Joe Everyman with a running lariat, then goes for the pin*
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Post by Will Washington on May 21, 2012 22:05:13 GMT -6
Did Joe Everyman just ruin the monkey's near 2 year run with the Hardcore Title?
.... You son of a bitch.
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Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on May 23, 2012 17:52:58 GMT -6
*Curtis charges in the room and hits Will with the BANG! He keeps forward and hits Jackhammer with Will. He then hits Joe with Jack and Will, effectively BANG!ing all three men. Curtis gets up and dusts himself off and looks around.*
Curtis: I wonder why they were all in here.
*Curtis shrugs and walks off. Nacho Loco quickly runs into the room and jumps on top of all three men. The Cat Lady runs in wearing a ref shirt. She throws cats at the ground. One, two, three cats! Nacho Loco gets up grabbing the Hardcore title.*
Nacho Loco: I am your new Hardcore champion-o! El Naaaaachooooo Loooocooooo!
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Post by Will Washington on May 23, 2012 18:55:38 GMT -6
I never even tried to get the title, so you and Cat Lady BANGed and molested me for no reason. El Nacho Loco stands up holding the belt. He backs up and accidently trips over the downed body of Joe Everyman, accidently knocking himself out cold with the Hardcore Title! The belt lands on Nacho's chest, and the referee instinctively drops down and makes the count. 1.... 2.... 3! Amber Ashe: Here is your winner and new Hardcore Champion.... The Hardcore Championship!
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Post by Andrew Jacobsen on May 26, 2012 0:28:09 GMT -6
*Jimmy Turner steps on the Hardcore Title while cleaning*
1! 2! 3!
*Confused, Turner is handed the belt by the ref. Jimmy looks at it and shrugs, throwing it over his shoulder and continuing to mop.*
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Post by Crystal Williams on May 26, 2012 8:27:34 GMT -6
ON BEHALF OF NCW jimmy turner winning the belt did not happen.... according to adam and I quote "NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS TO JIMMY TURNER!" end quote... so nullified and we don't have a new champion.... SUPERKICK!!!!!!!!!!
1 2 3.....
THEODORE COYOTE means HOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL do i look as a champion?!
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Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on May 26, 2012 14:05:56 GMT -6
*In celebration, Theodore picks up one of cat lady's cat and it snuggles into his face. He falls to the ground and the other two cats jump on him and they rub into him starved for attention. The ref counts, 1, 2, 3!
New hardcore champion, three cats!
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Post by Dante Cross on May 26, 2012 14:28:44 GMT -6
William Shatner comes walking by, and ends up stepping on the three cats, while checking priceline.com on his phone...
1.....2......3
William Shatner is the new Hardcore Champion.
Suddenly, Joe Everyman seeing his chance, runs in, but Shatner Double Neck Chops him, before turning around and fire his photon gun at the charging Curtis Kanyon.
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Post by Markus E. Reeves on Jun 17, 2012 1:07:55 GMT -6
Barbed Wire Massacre to William Shatner. Reeves with the cover
1...2....3!
New Hardcore Champion, Markus Reeves
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Post by Dante Cross on Jun 22, 2012 17:47:40 GMT -6
The Title reverts back to William Shatner, because that is Not Plausible to pin William Shatner
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