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Post by Adam on Feb 13, 2008 15:05:59 GMT -6
That's right, nCw has announced the unveiling of it's new title. The Hardcore Championship, that features the 24/7 title defense rule. So lets get this started.
I declare, Adam Knite the first ever champion.
**Knite starts walking out of the arena triumphantly, with title snuggly around waist**
I think you guys can figure out how this game goes from here. Have fun, you spamming bastards.
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Post by Adam on Feb 13, 2008 15:10:00 GMT -6
**Leonard Fox appears out of his office and kicks Adam in the nuts. A referee appears as Leonard covers, 1...2...3**
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Post by msjsn3 on Feb 13, 2008 15:46:45 GMT -6
**Sexy Jason comes out with a ref behind him. He kicks Leonard Fox in the stomach and deliver Sexy Relaxer on the floor. Ref counts 1..2..3.. Ref. hands the title over to Sexy Jason
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Post by recklessjack on Feb 13, 2008 15:49:12 GMT -6
*Reckless Jack throws a pie in Sexy Jason's face! Jason falls to the ground as Reckless Jack covers as a ref comes flying onto the screen. 1! 2! 3! Reckless Jack starts to run towards his car.*
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JFK
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Sucks to be you.
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Post by JFK on Feb 13, 2008 15:52:35 GMT -6
*Price is seen in Jack's car hotwireing it! Out of no where JFK superkicks Jack right in the jaw but then walks away! Price takes off with the car*
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Post by Steve Awesome on Feb 13, 2008 16:41:58 GMT -6
Steve Awesome walks in, enjoying his reflection in a mirror. He looks down at Jack and shrugs his shoulders. Pin 1....2.....3!
Awesome then begins to enjoy his reflection in his new championship now.
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Jack Manson
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It's the one that kills, not me!
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Post by Jack Manson on Feb 13, 2008 16:51:21 GMT -6
*Sneaks up behind Awesome and smacks him across the back the head with a steel chair. A ref appears and Manson drops for the pin.
1... 2... 3!*
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Post by Bannedingo on Feb 13, 2008 16:57:53 GMT -6
*Vertigo taps Jack on the back and when he turns around he smashes his skull with a chair wrapped in barbed wire and covers 1..2..3*
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Post by The Brothers Holland on Feb 13, 2008 17:20:29 GMT -6
*Vertigo shudders as a warcry is let out.*
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN BABY!!
*Terry Tate charges from literally nowhere and tackles Vertigo hard to the ground. He then jumps up.. without.. pinning him...?*
YEAH! THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE! YOU THINK YOU'RE HARDCORE? YOU THINK YOU'RE ULTRA-VIOLENT? YOU THINK HITTING PEOPLE WITH CHAIRS MAKES YOU A BIG BAD MAN NOW? NOT WITH TERRIBLE TERRY TATE IN THIS HOUSE. THAT'S TRIPLE T BABY! YOU CAN'T BRING THAT WEAK ASS **** UP WITH THIS HUMPTY BUMPTY!! WOO!
*Terry walks away, full of the joys of a well made tackle. Dave Holland steps beside him and walks alongside him.*
Dave: Terry.. you don't really get this wrestling stuff do you? You're supposed to pin the guy.
*Vertigo has retained due to lack of pin attempt.*
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Post by Bannedingo on Feb 13, 2008 17:25:11 GMT -6
*chases after Tate and Dave and slams them both in the back of the head with a chair* YEAH THAT DOES MAKE ME A MAN BIIOTCH!!
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Post by The Brothers Holland on Feb 13, 2008 17:31:46 GMT -6
*Milo slams his fist on Vertigo's head, sending his neck to below his shoulders. Seriously.. Vertigo should've been looking for the big guy. Milo then grabs the hair and pulls the neck back into the regular position before grabbing it, choking the life out of it, and slamming Vertigo into every single surface he can find by it.
He then takes the chair and snaps it over his knee before picking up Dave, slapping him in the face a bit so he regains his senses and Terry remains standing as he was perfectly protected from the weapon shots by his football armour. The trio walk off as if nothing really happened*
And on a side note... dude... you could've just shaken it off and left it at that. Where's the sense of humour? It wasn't a shot at you or anything, it was just an opportunity I saw to have Terry Tate come along and go on a rant, something he's not done for an age.
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Post by Joe Everyman on Feb 13, 2008 17:34:04 GMT -6
*Joe runs in out of nowhere and knees Vertigo in the nuts, dropping him again. He then does a running Swanton Bomb. He covers. 1...2...3!*
Joe Everyman: Finally I get my damn revenge on that fuc...
*A Ferrari enzo comes flying in out of nowhere and clips Joe's leg. He falls down and Maria jumps out and covers. 1...2...3!*
Maria Williams: Sorry, I had to do it.
*Joe gets up, hits Maria in the back of the head, and pins her. 1, 2, 3!*
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Post by Bannedingo on Feb 13, 2008 17:48:33 GMT -6
*gets up and swings a sledgehammer at Joe and Maria knocking them both unconcious and pins Joe, 1..2..3, then plants Maria's face directly in Joe's crotch*
*crotch chops and walks away slowly*
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Post by Adam on Feb 13, 2008 18:02:34 GMT -6
*gets up and swings a sledgehammer at Joe and Maria knocking them both unconcious and pins Joe, 1..2..3, then plants Maria's face directly in Joe's crotch* *crotch chops and walks away slowly* **Suddenly out of nowhere a fat blind man dressed like Superman with an attitude begins beating Vertigo with a sack of oranges. Vertigo is dragged back to Everyman and the Blind guy throws Joe's arm over Vertigo's chest the ref counts 1....2....3** **The blind man pulls of his pretend blind man glasses and shows himself to be Jimmy Turner**
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Post by Bannedingo on Feb 13, 2008 18:10:08 GMT -6
you just gave Joe a title you know that right? no matter.
*trips turner's fat ass onto joe and crushes his ribs, but rolls him over before the pin starts then puts one foot on joe's chest, 1..2..3. Vertigo gets into Maria's car after checking the back seat and glove compartment for Xavier, then drives away*
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Post by Steve Awesome on Feb 13, 2008 18:11:33 GMT -6
As Vertigo walks away from the car he notices a red button clearly marked "don't push".
He pushes it anyway and all of a sudden Steve Awesome falls on top of him. 1.....2......3!
Awesome then jumps into the pit o awesomeness where nobody would think to look for him.
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Post by tylerjacobs on Feb 13, 2008 18:26:43 GMT -6
*Spike busy rocking out on Guitar Hero sees Awesome drop down. He quickly turns around and slams the guitar over Awesome head. a ref appears, that's right, just appears as Spike covers.
1...2....3.
Spike goes back to playing guitar hero, with a new controller.
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Post by Steve Awesome on Feb 13, 2008 18:32:19 GMT -6
Upon regaining consiousness, Awesome grabs a nearby portal gun and shoots Spike! Sending him off to God knows where as Awesome begins to play guitar hero.
A happy ending for all.
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Post by Adam on Feb 13, 2008 18:35:38 GMT -6
Upon regaining consiousness, Awesome grabs a nearby portal gun and shoots Spike! Sending him off to God knows where as Awesome begins to play guitar hero. A happy ending for all. ** That is until Awesome realizes the portal gun took Spike 3 inches to the left.**
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Post by Spike Kane on Feb 13, 2008 18:36:59 GMT -6
Spike is warped to Nola and Freya's house where Freya is playing with the portal gun.
Freya smacks Spike over the head and covers. 1...2.....3!
Nola then spears Freya to the ground and covers. 1......2......3!
Spike then german suplexes Nola and covers 1......2......3!
Spike quickly apologises to Nola before shooting the portal gun and jumping through the portal ending up....
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Post by Bannedingo on Feb 13, 2008 19:03:35 GMT -6
..in Vertigo's bedroom, and in the nude Vertigo kicks Spike in the balls and pins him.
1...2...3
*Vertigo puts on pants and runs like hell*
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Post by Xavier Williams on Feb 13, 2008 22:15:01 GMT -6
*shoots Vertigo and pins*
1...2...3!
*pawns belt and buys new Benz*
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Post by Adam on Feb 13, 2008 22:20:13 GMT -6
**Uses the De Lorean from Back to the Future to travel back in time 30 seconds before Xavier pawns the belt. Lays him out with a cinder block, the ref jumps from the car and counts 1...2...3**
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Post by Xavier Williams on Feb 13, 2008 22:28:40 GMT -6
*gets up... cocks gun*
Mutha****a...
*shoots ref and shoot Fox...*
Dammit! Who's gonna count, oh well
*steals Fox's wallet and takes out a couple 20's*
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Post by Markus E. Reeves on Feb 13, 2008 23:24:42 GMT -6
*kicks fox's head and covers*
1...2...3!
Here is your winner and new nCw Hardcore Champion. Mark Evil!
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Post by JackHammer on Feb 13, 2008 23:56:39 GMT -6
Out of no where JackHammer running, kicks Mark Evil square in the face. JackHammer covers Mark Evil. The ref counts 1...2..3
Winner and new NCW hardcore champion..JackHammer
JackHammer grabs the belt and bolts jumping into his 2008 Chevy Top Kick and peeling away.
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Post by Bannedingo on Feb 14, 2008 10:15:26 GMT -6
*sits up in the back of Hammer's car and cracks a beer bottle over his head and rips the seat out of the car and pins* 1..2..3 *jumps out of the car and rolls down a hill and lands in the ocean, starts swimming like hell*
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Post by Jimmy Zane on Feb 14, 2008 10:23:32 GMT -6
trolls by on his retirement boat..... pulls Vertigo into the boat.
Punisher (in Ship Captain's hat) Hey man. You are safe here. Whatcha got there?
VD - The nCw 24/7 Hardcore Championship. Been fighting like hell to keep it.
Punisher - Wow. Hey, what's that?
(VD turns around to look where Punisher is pointing. He drops him with a reverse DDT and pins him. A referee appears out of thin air (as has been this whole thread) and makes the count. 1....2.....3. Punisher takes the belt, and pushes VD overboard and drives off on his boat)
SCHNOOOGINS
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Post by Steve Awesome on Feb 14, 2008 10:35:38 GMT -6
As Punisher speeds away looking at his new hard core title he is suddenly dustracted by an odd sound.
DUN DUN
Pun: Hmm....thats odd.
DUN DUN
Pun: Really odd.
DUN DUN
Pun: Super odd.
Suddenly a shark fin appears from under the water (as if it could come from anywhere else) and all of a sudden Steve Awesome shoots out of the water with a jet pack that can be used under the water. (How? because he is Awesome) Steve roundhouse kicks Punisher and the referee who has nightcrawler powers flashes back into the scene counts. 1....2.....3!
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Post by Xavier Williams on Feb 14, 2008 10:41:32 GMT -6
*shoots Awesome and steals a few 20s and a 50*
Nice
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