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Post by tylerjacobs on Feb 15, 2008 10:05:41 GMT -6
*Runs past the screen chasing after Cena*
I'LL KILL YOU!
*Cocks a shotgun and fires, missing, hitting Kurt.*
Oh...****....not again. Sorry homslizzle......grunge is dead....again...
*Runs off after Cena once more*
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Post by JackHammer on Feb 15, 2008 15:14:13 GMT -6
*zaps Mark Evil with a 1,000 volt tazer, then pins Mark Evil*
ref counts 1...2...3 JackHammer grabs the belt and runs off.
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Post by Steve Awesome on Feb 15, 2008 15:21:00 GMT -6
As Mr. Hammer runs off he is suddenly pelted in the head by an actual jackhammer! the cameras pans over to the zombie body of Steve Awesome and a catapult. He holds his head in his hand and it has a cocky smirk on it.
The body walks over and places Steves head on Jacks chest. 1.....2.....3!
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Post by Joe Everyman on Feb 15, 2008 16:27:59 GMT -6
*Joe and Scotty fly in with a helicopter, literally out of nowhere, and land it right on top of Awesome, crushing him. Scotty hovers it, Joe gets out, pins, 1...2...3!, jumps back in with the championship and the two fly off in the helicopter*
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Post by Bannedingo on Feb 15, 2008 19:48:27 GMT -6
*ignores everyone else and chases Spike down and puts his ass through a ****ing meat grinder, then revives Kurt and walks away*
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Post by Joe Everyman on Feb 16, 2008 12:34:33 GMT -6
*Joe gets in the turret of a army style Hummer and Scotty drives, gunning down Kurt again*
Joe Everyman: Nirvana sucks!
*They ride off again*
(The views of Mr. Everyman are not used at the views of myself)
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Post by Bannedingo on Feb 16, 2008 12:39:36 GMT -6
*gives kurt a fairy and he comes back to life, then shoots an RPG at the hummer blowing it to hell*
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Post by Joe Everyman on Feb 16, 2008 12:55:37 GMT -6
*Joe and Scotty fly off a few yards and land*
Scotty Callaway: They used a fairy?
Joe Everyman: I didn't know you could fit Steve Awesome into a bottle.
Scotty: Callaway: Oh snap!
Joe Everyman: ...nobody has pinned me in like a day...awesome!
*Joe and Scotty jump in a random truck and drive off, away from Vertigo*
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Post by Bannedingo on Feb 16, 2008 15:01:19 GMT -6
**a way to make this title mean something**
make a different board alltogether, then after crowning a champion a challenger can post a thread titled Pin and the scenario, if the champ can reply and kick out before a STAFF MEMBER or staff inducted referee can make the 3 count then they retain.
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Post by Joe Everyman on Feb 16, 2008 15:08:05 GMT -6
Dude, that takes every single bit of fun out of it. The point is to run in with a rediculous situation and win the belt. The belt means nothing, just to have fun.
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Post by Bannedingo on Feb 16, 2008 15:44:14 GMT -6
i know, but thats how IF it ever becomes a real title, then it'd be.. you know what?
*stabs Joe in the dick with a silver arrow and pins* 1..2..3
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Post by Joe Everyman on Feb 16, 2008 16:33:26 GMT -6
*Joe falls over in unbelievable pain, and Scotty runs in and Tornado DDT's Vertigo and covers. 1...2...3!
Scotty Callaway: Sorry man!
*Scotty then runs off*
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Post by Angel on Feb 16, 2008 22:15:07 GMT -6
*Scotty runs right into Angel's out stretched arm and s clotheslined.*
Angel: REF!
*A ref runs over while Angel pins*
1..2..3!
Angel: Cue the bad editing.
*A screen swipe and Angel is in his panic room when suddenly the door opens, cause he left it unlocked
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Post by Markus E. Reeves on Feb 17, 2008 0:38:38 GMT -6
Mark Evil: Hey you left your door unlocked
Angel: I Kno...
*Before Angel can finish Mark Evil superkicks him in the throat*
1...2....3!
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Post by metallicamaniac on Feb 17, 2008 0:56:10 GMT -6
*Kicks Mark Evil in the nuts, DDT! Wait! He holds on and hits a second DDT!*
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Post by Angel on Feb 17, 2008 1:46:11 GMT -6
*Angel gets back up*
Angel: What the hell?
*Nails the Heaven's Fury bull dog on Jon Michaels, pins*
1..2..3!!! Once again hard core champion
*Angel grabs the belt, closes and locks the panic room door.*
Angel: That should keep them busy for a while.
* Angel goes to leave when he hears a noise in the other room. He thinks about checking on it when he basically just jumps the railing from the up stairs, and falls down stairs. Angel runs down the hallway towards the front door. Rips the door open...
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Post by Bannedingo on Feb 17, 2008 1:57:03 GMT -6
*and runs directly into Vertigo who looks a bit confused then out of nowhere Curryman clotheslines angel and pins him, Vertigo looks confused but counts 1..2..3, then curryman breaks into dance before running away, leaving Vertigo standing at angel's front door stareing at him*
Vertigo: ......DAMN
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Post by Angel on Feb 17, 2008 8:31:52 GMT -6
*Angel gets up and jumps in his Acure RDX Time machine edition (ala Dany Vice) and travels back to a couple of minutes ago. Past Angel runs down the hall way where "a few minutes in the future" Angel meets him.*
Future Angel: Don't go that way.
Past Angel: Why?
Future Angel: Uhhh.... SPLAH!!!!
*Future Angel kicks him in the stomach and spike pile drives past Angel. Future Angel pins, 1..2..3 Grabs the title, opens the door and super kicks Curryman. Angel jumps back in his time machine Acure, and travels back to a few minutes later where he goes speeding down the high way.*
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Post by Angel on Feb 17, 2008 8:32:13 GMT -6
*Ohhh, and Vertigo looks very confused at the whol two Angel thing.*
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Post by Markus E. Reeves on Feb 17, 2008 9:26:54 GMT -6
Mark Evil: Dammit where did that son of a bitch go?
*Fast forward to future time with a future Mark Evil*
FMark Evil: Come on Angel right this way
*Mark is finishing up a car bomb he sees angel coming this way and hides. the car bomb blows up and destroys angels car. Mark makes the pin*
1...2...3!
*Future Evil goes back in time and gets superkicked out of no where by real time Mark Evil*
1...2...3!
Mark Evil: wooooot.
*Runs away*
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Post by Angel on Feb 17, 2008 10:12:25 GMT -6
*Angel is laying on the ground when suddenly his Acura comes blasting through the time line. Past Angel gets out.*
Past Angel: What happened?
Angel: Mark Evil happened.
Past Angel: Let's get that son of a bitch.
( A bad cut scene, and the two Angel's are traveling through time. They arrive at a hospital and run inside. A family is sitting in their room with their new born baby. Angel spears the father and begins to beat the crap out of him. Past Angel grabs the baby and pins it. )
1..2..3
Past Angel: YES!!! I just pinned Mark Evil.
( The hardcore title just appears in Angel's hand. Angel clothesline past Angel and pins him. )
1..2..3
( Angel turns around to see the twenty year older, gray haired Angel from the future. He shots Angel with a stun gun, and pins him. )
1..2..3
( Future Angel hits a little button on his watch and appears outside. He gets in the Acura and heads BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!!)
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Post by JackHammer on Feb 17, 2008 15:35:05 GMT -6
*looks at Angel*
JackHammer:"What up?" *JackHammer then cracks two kendo sticks over Angel's head* "Crack head."
*JackHammer then pins Angel. Ref counts 1...2..3*
"See ya punk" *JackHammer grabs the belt and leaves.*
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Post by Joe Everyman on Feb 17, 2008 15:40:58 GMT -6
*But Jack Hammer walks into a steel chair swung by Joe. Joe quickly drops down and covers. 1...2...3!*
Joe Everyman: Now...how the hell do I get out of here?
*Joe grabs the belts and starts slowly walking around*
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Post by JackHammer on Feb 17, 2008 16:02:13 GMT -6
*gets up slowly growling* JackHammer:"Come here Joe so can beat your arse."
*runs at Joe clotheslining him as he turns around*
"****er" *JackHammer pins Joe* 1...2...3 JackHammer grabs the belt and heads off. Winnning the title for the 6th time.
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Post by Bannedingo on Feb 17, 2008 16:13:19 GMT -6
*Vertigo still looking confused quickly grabs a golden Dirty Harry-esque pistol and spins around stopping Leonard Fox from stealing his wallet, Leo slowly backs up and Vertigo smiles*
Vertigo: Make My Day Jew...
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Post by Markus E. Reeves on Feb 17, 2008 23:32:15 GMT -6
*Mark Evil sees Leonard Fox, Vertigo Dirtmurder and Jackhammer. Mark Super Kicks all 3 of them and covers JackHammer. He then steals Leonard's wallet*
1...2...3!
Here is your winner and new nCw Hardcore Champion Mark Evil!
Mark Evil: woo 4 time champion.
*Mark sees Leonard get up and super kicks him again and covers him*
1...2...3!
Here is your winner and new owner of nCw...Mark Evil!
*Mark disappears Undertaker style*
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Post by tylerjacobs on Feb 18, 2008 14:16:39 GMT -6
*Tyler Jacobs just finishes making the Collision card when Mark Evil just appears in his office. Tyler jumps out of fear, knocking the filing cabinet which tips over and onto Mark Evil's head.
Tyler then spots the hardcore title and pins Mark Evil, a ref runs in...
1.......2...-KICKOUT.
Tyler stands up and grabs a paperweight smacking it over Evil's head again. 1......2......3!!
New Hardcore Champion: Tyler Jacobs.
Tyler looks at the body of Evil and then at the ref, and then at the open door as the meat grindings of Spike Kane sit there spelling out "f.u.c.k. c.o.b.a.i.n."
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Post by Angel on Feb 18, 2008 16:26:52 GMT -6
* Tyler goes to run out the door when he runs into all three versions of Angel. All three proceed to beat on him gang style. Tyler is knocked out. *
Future Angel: WE should all merge together, combine our strengths.
Past Angel: Good idea.
Angel Angel: Whats in it for me?
Future Angel: Your an idiot.
* All three touch shoulders and begin to merge together in a rather disgusting way. Meantime Tyler wakes up and runs out of the office and down the hallway. We turn back, there is only one Angel now. *
Angel: S**t, he got away... Unless... Maybe if I eat MArk Evil's brain like Sylar from heroes I"ll be able to teleport....
* A screen swipe, and the top of Mark Evil's head is gone. The brain is also gone. Angel's face is covered in blood. He lt's out a burp. *
Angel: All right TELEPORT!
* Nothing happens. Angel squints his eyes trying real hard... Nothing... *
Angel: Damn, didn't work. Guess I ate him for nothing... f**k it...
* Angel goes running out the door. Screen swipe. Angel has caught up with Tyler outside, the two engage in fighting when Angel whips out the brass knucks, knocks him out and pins. *
1..2..3...
*Angel quickly goes running down the steet. *
7 TIMES! YATTA!
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Post by Bannedingo on Feb 18, 2008 17:00:31 GMT -6
*Vertigo, Curryman, Chuck Norris, and Kurt Cobain all stare at Angel and Vertigo pulls out some fusion ear rings, Kurt and Chuck put them on then Curryman and Vertigo put on another pair. finally Curry Dirtmurder and Chuck Cobain do that weird ass DBZ fusion move*
FU-SION-HAAA
*they fuse turning into Vercurkurck Norris and rip Angel in half and pin the pieces 1..2..3. they then fly away into the sunset*
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Post by Angel on Feb 18, 2008 18:08:11 GMT -6
*Suddenly Jesus appears. *
Jesus: Awake my son, you still have work to do.
* Angel is now back in one piece. *
Angel: Thank you Jesus.
Jesus: Now go forth and get them.
Angel: Wait, I have an idea.
Jesus: What?
* Angel stabs Jesus in the gut. *
Angel: I think I got the Sylar thing this time.
* Cut scene, we come back to Jesus's head being cut open, and Angel doing something with the brains. *
Angel: Here we go...
* Angel snaps his fingers and a MArk Evil looking unicorn appears. *
Angel: NICE!
* Angel teleports in front of Vercurkurck Norris, Angel snaps his fingers and their all seperate again. Angel then grabs VErtigo and they teleport to Namak. Angel lands Kamehamahamaha. Vertigo is knocked back like a 100 yards. Angel appears and pins him. *
1..2..3
* Angel Christ then disappears, leaving Vertigo on Namak. *
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