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Post by recklessjack on Oct 30, 2007 9:56:27 GMT -6
Nothing but happy thoughts in this thread. Post anything funny here. Or links to things that are funny. Or tell a lame joke.   ;D  |
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Post by Christian Kane on Oct 30, 2007 9:58:13 GMT -6
This is a joke I'm going to be the first X-Division champion hahahaha |
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Post by The Brothers Holland on Oct 30, 2007 10:03:16 GMT -6
Old one.. but a good one.
Two men, Paddy and Murphy, are walking along a river. After a while they come across a bridge and see two boys, one holding the other by the ankles and dangling him over the side. Confused by this they keep watching as a few minutes later one boy shouts up and the other pulls him up out of the water. The boy who was dangling has a fish in his hands.
It's about lunchtime so Paddy and Murphy think this is a really good idea. So they go off to find another bridge where they can do the same thing. They find one and Paddy holds Murphy over the side.
Paddy's stood there for a while and after ten minutes shouts down, "Anything yet?"
"Not yet Paddy", Murph shouts back.
Again, another 15 minutes later Paddy shouts down, "Anything yet Murph?"
Again Murphy shouts back, "No nothing yet".
Things are looking desperate, nothing to be seen until suddenly about 45 minutes after they started Murphy shouts up, "Quick, Paddy Pull me up!!!"
"You caught something?" Paddy shouts back.
"No.. THERE'S A FUCKING TRAIN COMING!!"
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Post by recklessjack on Oct 30, 2007 10:06:36 GMT -6
Hahahahahaha. I like that one.
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Post by Adam on Oct 30, 2007 11:03:59 GMT -6
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Post by recklessjack on Oct 30, 2007 11:05:03 GMT -6
That hurts  No longer is this fun. |
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Post by Adam on Oct 30, 2007 11:07:05 GMT -6
That hurts No longer is this fun. Why do you gotta be like that Jack? It's all in good fun. Whiney loser |
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Post by recklessjack on Oct 30, 2007 11:09:15 GMT -6
You know what else is in good fun?
Watching Scrubs while owning people.
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Post by Jimmy Zane on Oct 30, 2007 11:09:18 GMT -6
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Post by Adam on Oct 30, 2007 11:11:36 GMT -6
I thought it was funny...... Hey, I got a joke... There's these 3 midgets, see.... I've got a funnier joke  That's right... I just used the same joke twice, so what, you wanna fight about it? |
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Post by The Brothers Holland on Oct 30, 2007 11:17:22 GMT -6
I thought it was funny...... Hey, I got a joke... There's these 3 midgets, see.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *sigh* Once is funny.... twice is.... excuse me I think I may have to cry in the corner. *Goes to fridge, gets beer and doesn't give two sh its about the joke ever* |
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Post by Adam on Oct 30, 2007 11:22:10 GMT -6
I thought it was funny...... Hey, I got a joke... There's these 3 midgets, see.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *sigh* Once is funny.... twice is.... excuse me I think I may have to cry in the corner. *Goes to fridge, gets beer and doesn't give two sh its about the joke ever* lolZ..... I think we have a winner of this thread. |
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Post by Jimmy Zane on Oct 30, 2007 11:49:23 GMT -6
LOL...... I read DPs....hmmmmmmmmm do you live in the US?? Just curious?  |
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Post by The Brothers Holland on Oct 30, 2007 17:06:51 GMT -6
Yeah I saw it too. I remember seeing a program about comedians favourite jokes... and somehow that was at number 1 or something like that. It wasn't that exactly, every comedian has a variation on it but it's supposed to be the most lewd and disgusting act in the world called The Aristocrats.
I just don't get it. I mean, I get it, I just don't get why people think it's that funny.
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Post by Spike Kane on Oct 30, 2007 17:13:05 GMT -6
I deleted it because it was a blatent cheap shot at Lance Ryan.
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Post by Ruston Bourne on Oct 30, 2007 18:18:01 GMT -6
Yeah I saw it too. I remember seeing a program about comedians favourite jokes... and somehow that was at number 1 or something like that. It wasn't that exactly, every comedian has a variation on it but it's supposed to be the most lewd and disgusting act in the world called The Aristocrats. I just don't get it. I mean, I get it, I just don't get why people think it's that funny. I think its a comedian appreciation thing for improvisation more than actually thinking its funny. But yeah, the point is to make it as lewd as possible. I think the person who was dirtiest is either Bob Saget or Sarah Silverman. |
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Post by The Brothers Holland on Oct 30, 2007 18:20:48 GMT -6
Bob Saget sounds familiar from the program I saw... It was probably his they showed.
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Post by recklessjack on Oct 30, 2007 18:26:11 GMT -6
I saw that Sarah Silverman was mentioned. NOT FUNNY AT ALL!
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Post by recklessjack on Oct 30, 2007 18:29:31 GMT -6
LOL... Reckless Smurf.... <3 it.
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Post by recklessjack on Oct 30, 2007 18:30:34 GMT -6
I can't say smurf now? I got that blam thingy. |
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Post by Adam on Oct 30, 2007 18:31:52 GMT -6
I can't say smurf now? I got that blam thingy. you can now |
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Post by Adam on Oct 30, 2007 18:32:56 GMT -6
I can't say smurf now? I got that blam thingy. you can now Reckless Jack is a jack off. Plus he doesn't know jack, stupid jackass. |
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Post by recklessjack on Oct 30, 2007 18:33:12 GMT -6
I WANNA SAY SMURF!!!
Smurfin' smurf, I can say it again!
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Post by destroyyou555 on Oct 30, 2007 19:02:32 GMT -6
You can't mention Sarah Silverman in the same sentence as Bob Sagat, One is ****, the other is greatness..
Silverman isn't funny at all
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Post by Philip Burns on Oct 30, 2007 19:05:34 GMT -6
You can't mention Sarah Silverman in the same sentence as Bob Sagat, One is smurf, the other is greatness.. Silverman isn't funny at all True, but the point of THAT joke is to be gross and lewd. Sarah is nothing if not those things. |
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Post by destroyyou555 on Oct 30, 2007 19:07:03 GMT -6
She's moderately ****able
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Post by Joe Everyman on Oct 30, 2007 20:30:29 GMT -6
Speaking of funny women, I got a good joke.
What do you call an anerexic girl with a yeast infection? (Highlight text to see the answer)
A quarter pounder with cheese
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Post by Jimmy Zane on Oct 30, 2007 21:10:09 GMT -6
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Joe Everyman on Oct 30, 2007 21:12:15 GMT -6
I love that joke
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Post by Self Revolution on Oct 30, 2007 21:12:37 GMT -6
LMAO THAT IS ****ING SMURF DUDE!
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